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What really makes me think that the point of like-mindedness with the third master should be: eating.
One time, the third master came to my house for dinner. At noon, after drinking some wine, he felt sleepy. He and my two brothers stayed in my room and watched "Li Gou Hi" together. I ate a lot that day. Box of medicines to aid digestion.
As soon as he unpacked it, he came over.
Third Master: "What are you eating?"
Me: "Big Hawthorn Pill."
Third Master: "Is it delicious?"
My brother glanced at it and interjected: "Medicine."
The third master replied to my brother: "I know it's medicine..." Then he asked me eagerly, "Is it delicious?"
I couldn't bear to refuse and asked, "Have you tried it?"
Third Master: "Good good!"
Then we both took a big pill and nibbled, my brother looked at us very delicately.
There was another time when I was writing a thesis at school until late at night. I was overworked so I felt very hungry, so I wrapped my coat and ran to the supermarket downstairs. Simply and rudely, I wanted to eat instant noodles, but the choice barrier did not know what to buy. So I called the third master, and he analyzed the pros and cons of all the four or five brands sold in our supermarket. He even knew the Thai noodles in the supermarket that I had never heard of... Finally, at the third master's Under the guidance, I successfully bought a bowl of noodles that I thought was not tasty at all (at present, I have not found a better taste than braised beef noodles).
But I still have to say that with such a boyfriend who has eaten all the instant noodles on the market, I am also drunk.
One winter vacation, I went to the third master's house to play. I saw a row of cans of Sprite neatly placed under the table in the third master's bedroom. I was happy to get a can to drink, but I found it was empty.
I asked him puzzled: "Huh? Empty bottle."
The third master replied: "Ah. My mother doesn't allow drinks. This is done during Chinese New Year."
I kicked him: "You are so lazy, you haven't thrown it away after so long."
Third Master: "I left it on purpose, and told my mother several times not to throw it away for me."
Having said that, the third master showed deep affection with tears in his eyes. He looked at the empty bottle and said, "I save it to take a look every night before going to bed, as a thought."
I:"… "
Unexpectedly, my rivals in love turned out to be a group of empty bottles with no fighting power...
As I said before, I have never been sure what love is, but when I am with the third master, I always have a very happy time, I am happy to go shopping, I am happy to watch TV, and I am happy to play with my mobile phone. Especially when he said to me "Let's go eat XX?" "Do you want to eat XXX", "I bought you durian to eat", I feel that I can love him for another ten years.
About two foodies fall in love, the biggest advantage is that there is no problem that can't be solved by going out for a meal, if there is one, just eat another meal :)
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The love between me and the third master occupies the most part, one is eating, and the other is quarrel.
I haven't quarreled a few times in a big fight, but a small dispute will happen every few days, and it may be reconciled in ten minutes.
It's easy to quarrel because I'm short-tempered, and the quarrel is not so big because he doesn't pay attention to me at all... Later, the third master seems to have succeeded in getting to how to avoid quarrels tactfully.
There is a bakery in our school for activities. Each mobile phone number can be drawn once a day. I draw on time at 12 o'clock every day. Didn't do it.
Ask him at night: "Have you smoked yet?"
"Not yet," he said honestly.
Just as I was about to lose my temper, he suddenly changed the subject: "Wait, please pray, or you must be thankful, hurry up."
When I saw it, I quickly deleted all the words that scolded him and changed it to: "Pray!"
He should have been drawing the lottery and said to me, "Bread on my mind!"
As I activated my mind and shouted frantically for bread, I sent him a picture of bread.
In the end, only five yuan vouchers were drawn.
The third master rushed to throw the blame before I spoke: "you must be dishonest."
I've forgotten what I was starting to get angry about.
There was a time when the third master was on a business trip back to Beijing and picked me up from school to pick me up. I passed by a dessert stall, I pointed to the durian mille crepe and said to him, "Buy me this, and I'll treat you to a delicious cheesecake later. "
The third master said yes, after buying me a Melaleuca, the two of us went to the restaurant to have a meal first. The sizzling eggplant tasted good, but the mouth felt salty after eating, and the third master rubbed my hand happily: "Go get some cheesecake."
Before the holiday, I spent 100 yuan to get a membership card at the nearby Gu Zaowei. I never used it. The rich woman planned to buy a big cake and eat it with the third master. We walked along the West Street. , At the end of the road, the third master asked, "Where is it?"
I was also very puzzled: "Maybe I passed by just now, go back."
Then walked back and walked back, still nothing.
The third master asked, "Did you crave cake so much in your dream that you got a membership card in your dream?"
I refuted "impossible", and then called my classmates to confirm the shops near the cake shop, and found that they are all there, but the cake shop has become a fried chicken stand.
So he should be closed... closed... closed...
I looked at the uncle at the fried chicken stand and silently told myself to be strong and not cry...
However, the truth is that the whole way I was swaying, saying "I'm so angry with the baby" for a long time, and when I saw that I was about to transfer the emotions of the tragedy that happened to me to the third master, I never said anything. He suddenly said: "If you are so angry, call the police."
It was a particularly impressive scene. We were about to get on the subway. The station was full of people. After he said this, I didn't know how to continue complaining. Then I followed him and walked home quietly.
We quarrel very little now, because I have found a good way to self-solve. I remember telling you about this method. When you are angry and sad, don't rush to cry, don't rush to make trouble, find a place to sit, bang bang Bang snacks and drinks in a circle, open your stomach to eat and drink, and stop when you have almost eaten enough gas in and out, and your eyes are about to turn up unconsciously.
Then you will find out...
No, you have to find some Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets first.
[Third Master's voiceover: Hawthorn pills are also delicious. 】
The author has something to say: I have sorted out your questions. The third master is busy with his work report at the head office today. I will send it to him in the afternoon and post it in the evening...
Well, it's like this, you may not know, I have always told the third master that I write campus youth literature online, which is a small and fresh type with the same temperament as me. I'm embarrassed to send me these questions. Lord... Why don't you take advantage of what else you want to ask now, and just ask quickly? I'm just doing this issue, and I won't do it again in the future [Smile]. Doing it again may cause family conflicts.