Occasionally (most of the time) I get lazy and like to instruct the third master to help me find information, buy something, send an email to someone, etc.
One day, I was lying in bed reading a novel, and I remembered that I wanted to send a material to the teacher, so I sent a text message to the third master.
Me: "You send the information I saved on your computer last time to our teacher. I have his address in my email."
Third Master: "are you in a hurry?"
Me: "No hurry, but don't forget~"
The third master didn't hear back for a long time, and an hour later I sent him another message.
Me: "Did you send it to me dear?"
Third Master: "I'll do it at night! My stomach hurts now and I don't want to do it."
Me: "Why? Why does my stomach hurt?"
He didn't reply, I thought worriedly, it seemed that the pain was quite severe, and I asked in concern: "What are you doing now? Take medicine? Drink some hot water? Lie down for a while?"
As a result, he still didn't reply for a long time. After about 20 minutes, he didn't reply to the text message.
Third Master: "I'm playing games to divert my attention!"
Me: "You MB..."
The third master had a dinner with colleagues from the department at night. When he returned to the hotel in the evening to make a video with me, he suddenly said pitifully, "I'm so hungry. I just drank and didn't eat at night."
Me: "Then you order a takeaway? Or go to the restaurant downstairs for fried rice?"
Third Master: "I don't want to eat fried rice, I want to eat chicken wings, ah, I really want to eat chicken wings."
Me: "Let's eat then and see if there's any takeout for delivery."
It was already past eleven o'clock in the evening, and I lay on the bed and planned to talk to him for ten minutes before turning off the lights to sleep. In the end, I asked him to find out if there was any takeout, and the guy raised a white lunch box with a jerk, "Actually, I already ordered takeout, and it was just delivered."
I:"… "
In the next ten minutes, he showed me the magic trick of how to make the grilled chicken wings on the sign disappear, until the video was turned off, and in the dark bedroom in the early morning, those fragrant and tender chicken wings were revolving in my mind, Insomnia.
Probably because I had no time to find jokes to tell me before, the third master has a high point of laughter and a lot of jokes.
When we were playing together, I was always the one who spoke the most positively, mainly in jokes.
Me: "Do you know why the sea is blue?"
Everyone shook their heads. Just when I was proud to announce the answer, the third master suddenly said coldly, "Because fish can spit bubbles, blueblueblue."
Among the cheering laughter, only the third master held his cheeks and did not laugh, and I, who was robbed of the limelight, angrily stepped on his feet.
After a while, I started talking again, "When you tell someone you can start by asking, 'Do you like water?'"
Friends still cheered and asked, "Why?"
The third master continued: "because 'if you like water, you already like 70% of me.'"
Me: "<(－︿－)>"
After everyone finished laughing, they decided to move on to the next topic. The third master, who had never laughed, suddenly began to laugh to himself. Under my contemptuous eyes, he couldn't stop laughing: "You looked so stupid just now, so funny, hahahaha."
Chat with the third master about what you did during the day.
Third Master: "Company training today."
Me: "What is the training content?"
Third Master: "You don't understand it."
Me: "Do you know why many couples or couples end up in a dead end in their relationship, because they don't communicate, and the phrase 'you don't understand' has wiped out how much friendship, do you know?"
Third Master: "I talked about a few big pieces, including low-voltage power distribution systems, molded case circuit breakers, disconnectors, dummy loads, and surge protectors. Would you like to tell you more about it?"
Me: "Uh, forget it, tell me what you ate tonight."
Sanye company annual meeting lottery, and a millet bracelet was issued for nothing.
Although I may not be able to use it, I am still a shy face and asked, "Giving it to the baby?"
Third Master: "Okay."
Me: "Thank you dad!"
Third Master: "I gave it to you, you have to exercise more, I want to supervise you!"
I proudly sent him a screenshot of the sports ranking in the circle of friends, "I'm the number one sports person in the circle of friends! Although my friends may be hibernating!"
The third master looked at my step count "520" and my friend's average "179 steps", speechless.
The author has something to say: It's been a long time since I posted, I'm so happy _(:зゝ∠)_ I hibernate happily in the blanket every day!
There is good news to share with you. With everyone's support and the help of Long Review Landmine, "Disgust" was successfully signed and published. Because this article is not included in V, the publisher asked me to set aside some of the unpublished content in the book. So it may be hard to write some of them, but only part of them can be posted online. That is to say, don't worry, the update will be slower, but it will still be updated. Even after it is published, I will continue to write some interesting life stories. Really thank you all for your support! Love you guys! Today's comment pokes a small red envelope to celebrate the new year, Keke~