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One summer, I went to the underwater world to play, and I was tired from visiting the whole venue.
It was very hot that day. I wore a loose gauze dress, which was very loose and loose, so loose that when I was pounding my sore waist on the bus, a bald-headed elder brother with a big gold chain gave me my seat...
This kind of big brother is the style that I usually take the initiative to dodge when I walk, but he stood up and pointed to the seat for me to sit over.
The scene was embarrassing, apparently he took me for a pregnant woman, and my wounded self-esteem didn't know how to explain to him that it was flesh in my belly and not a child.
As a result, the third master stepped forward, stretched out his hand, and held my arm, and helped me to sit down, his movements were gentle, and then he turned around and said thank you to the big brother...
My scalp was numb the whole time, and I got off the bus with a relieved look after my eldest brother did a good deed.
I lost weight for a while, and I have to measure my weight 800 times a day.
One day I went to the toilet, I measured my weight before I went in, and after I came out, I measured it again, and found that… the data was not right.
Me: "Husband! Why did I still weigh a pound after pulling Baba! This is a problem!"
The third master stared at me with an indescribable look: "you tell me the truth, what did you do in just now, I can bear it."
I:"… "
When I went out shopping, I was as excited as I had taken medicine when I was shopping. My whole body was full of energy that I didn’t know where it came from. When I finished shopping, I went home with a balloon.
I can still hold on by myself, but with the third master, I will start the boneless coquettish mode.
When I was waiting for the subway, I would suddenly squat down in the corner and let the third master block me.
I raised my face: "Will this make you feel ashamed?"
Third Master: "Why are you embarrassed?"
Me: "Because I'm so indecent."
The third master touched my head, "I haven't opened the zipper of my pants, why is it indecent?"
I understood in seconds, and bowed my head in shame...
On weekend mornings, as soon as I opened my eyes, I opened the WeChat video to say good morning to the third master.
On the other side of the video, he was still in bed and told me that he wanted to sleep until noon. I rejected this unreasonable request and asked him to get up quickly to have breakfast. In the end, we bargained and I allowed him to sleep for another fifteen minutes.
I said, "Take a picture of me dressed in fifteen minutes!"
We often take pictures to show that the other party has achieved a certain requirement, although sometimes I think the third master is very stupid, and he will not use the previous photos to recharge.
In short, I finished taking a shower, and it took fifteen minutes to arrive. The third master sent a photo of him wearing cotton clothes as scheduled.
Originally this was over, but the female intuition made me feel that there was something wrong with this photo...
what's wrong...
I enlarged the photo inch by inch, and found that there is no clothes under the cotton clothes! That is to say, he directly wrapped a coat and took pictures of me perfunctorily!
I made a video call on WeChat, and sure enough, this guy covered his head with a quilt, and a muffled voice came out of the quilt: "I was wrong, I shouldn't lie, please let me sleep a little longer woo woo woo !"
I:"… "
Once I went to see a movie with the third master. I bought a special ticket online and went to a movie theater I had never been to. After walking for a while from the subway station, the third master suddenly said that he seemed to be going the wrong way, and then he started to check the map.
It was in the afternoon, and when I woke up, I was still a little angry when I woke up, but suddenly I started to lose my temper at the third master.
Me: "Why didn't you check it out earlier at home!"
Third Master: "I took a look and thought it was a good walk, but I didn't take a closer look."
Me: "You think! You think! You will think!"
The third master was also a little unhappy, "don't look for trouble."
As a person, I hate people who don't let me do anything, so I started to run wild.
I don't know where to go, and I'm running wild with no purpose.
Who knew that the third master didn't go up to hold me. When I turned around and saw him fall a long way away, I got even more angry and walked faster.
Later, every time I stopped and turned around, I saw the third master who was far away from me also stopped and didn't speak. Obviously he was also angry.
I looked at the time on my phone, afraid that I would delay watching the movie, so I thought, forget it, make peace first, and then quarrel after watching the movie.
Thinking so, I took the initiative to go back to find the third master.
As a result, I just took two steps, and the third master also turned around and started to walk mercilessly.
On the side of the road at dusk, many people who didn't know the truth saw a tall young man striding in front, and a short-legged girl in the back shouting something crazy chasing...
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