Before discussing with the third master about going on a summer trip, it happened that the third master's busy project was about to come to an end. He said that he could take me abroad for a week's leave.
Me: "Let's go to Thailand."
Third Master: "Can't we go to places like Madai or Phuket to see the sea?"
Me: "We grew up by the sea, why should we find a place to see the sea? No, I want to eat durian!"
Third Master: "If you want to eat durian, just buy it at home. Buying durian for 1,000 yuan is more cost-effective than going to Thailand to eat it exclusively."
Me: "Think about it, Thailand, that Pattaya, a man's paradise! It's full of special performance services at night!"
The third master thought for a while, "Will you let me go at night?"
My righteous words: "Of course not."
Third Master: "...I'm going to Madai!"
One summer, I went to Xiamen to play. Maybe I couldn't adapt to the hot flashes in the southern weather. I got angry like a cicada on a tree.
I was going to write an article that day, and the third master was going to review an exam, so the two of them found a study room to study by themselves, and agreed to get everything done in the morning and go to the beach in the afternoon.
The classroom was cool, but there were few people, including only five of us.
From the moment I sat down, my urinary system was on the verge of collapse, and I wanted to go to the toilet like a small claw was scratching in my heart. The third master led me to the nearby toilet, and waited outside for me to return to the classroom together.
As a result, it was obviously so uncomfortable that I couldn't shush when I went to the toilet.
It was a difficult morning, which can probably be described as frequent urination, urgent urination, and inexhaustible urination. I didn’t even finish the beginning of my article, and the third master didn’t review it thoroughly. When I returned to the classroom for the last time, the room It was empty, the third master packed his schoolbag and wanted to take me to dinner.
He bought me several bottles of water for me to drink, and while twisting the caps of the bottles, he asked, "I'll go buy you some Qianlekang?"
My world view is a bit broken: "Do I have a prostate?"
The third master thought about it for a while, "it seems not."
The two of us were speechless, just finished drinking a bottle of water, and I started running to the toilet frequently...
Later, the third master packed food and took me back to my place to eat. He authorized me to sit cross-legged on the bed, blow the air conditioner and cover the quilt, eat barbecue and go to the toilet.
The plans were all disrupted, and I was a little ashamed, "Will you dislike me?"
Third Master: "No, let's rehearse the old lady's urination in advance."
I was very moved by what he said. I held my fist and promised that I would not despise him when he got old and wet his pants, and I would wash his pants for him.
The third master was silent for a while, and suddenly asked me, "Why do you need to wash your pants? Don't you know there is a thing called diapers?"
I:"… "
There was no touching atmosphere at all, I sat on the toilet and thought that when I was healed, I must give him a roundabout kick.
Watching the movie "Crazy Zoo" with my roommate, I was attracted by the foxes and rabbits in it. Holding a girl's heart, I said to the third master: "The fox is so good at teasing rabbits! It's so sweet!"
The third master replied: "Fox? Rabbit?"
I briefly narrated the plot to him, and said that although the ending did not come out, they would definitely fall in love and get married!
Third Master: "It's useless to flirt, reproductive isolation, they can't be together."
I:"… "
You are so puzzled that you can easily lose me, let me tell you!
The author has something to say: Good night babies!