I finally became a young woman
This topic is so heavy, let's talk a little about the things that happened before I became a young woman.
I went to the counter with the third master to do business, and there was a QR code discount activity posted on the table. In order to save 5 yuan, I took out my mobile phone to scan the QR code.
Me: "Why is this QR code so big that the camera can't fit it."
The third master watched as my phone was raised higher and farther, almost above the top of my head. He grabbed my arm, pressed my hand and pointed it at the paper sign, looking like he didn't want to know me, It's half an explanation, half a question: "Why are you sweeping other people's marble tables?"
I:"… "
Why do you stick the QR code on the marble in your family, do you have cat disease
On my birthday, the third master came back to Beijing to accompany me. After dinner, I went to a friend's house to play. They have two cats. When I first saw me, I was very cold. Later, I put down my noble dignity and lay on the ground with them When I got into a fight, my hands were about to fly out of the cat stick.
Sure enough, they fell in love with me immediately, and when I left they were still sitting on the sofa and barking at me.
Third Master: "I took pictures for you."
I happily took it over and looked at him, then glared at him: "Why are you taking pictures of my ass, you pervert!"
Third Master: "Because every time I want to take a picture of a cat, you will suddenly jump over to block the camera... But look, there are still good ones, such as this one."
I seriously looked at the kitten in the photo for a long time, "It doesn't seem very happy."
Third Master: "It's kind, I should be sorry that you are mentally retarded."
I jumped with a paw.
For various reasons, I expected to eat several cakes on my birthday, but I didn't eat any of them.
During the day, I went to the park to ride a bike with my relatives for a day. When I returned to the hotel in the afternoon, the third master fell asleep because he was a little sleepy. He told me to wake him up in an hour and go out for dinner together.
When he was sound asleep, I was bored playing on my mobile phone, so I opened the takeout software and planned to order takeout.
Ah, mackerel dumplings, they look delicious, buy them.
Ah, pork ribs with sauce, the third master loves meat, here are two pieces.
Buy preserved egg lean meat porridge to get salted duck eggs? purchase!
I have to get a cold dish, the Northeast Da Lapi, it's you!
What if the third master doesn't like to eat dumplings? Come to a box of egg fried rice!
As I placed the order, I was delighted, and went to see him beside the third master, thinking that he would definitely be super moved.
An hour later, I felt that the takeaway was coming soon, so I woke up the third master, "Smash it, boy, get up and go out to eat!"
The third master got up very angry. He hummed for a long time, grabbed his clothes and put it on, and kept yawning, "What do you want to eat, think about it, I'm starving to death, I can't walk even a step, you call a car."
Almost as soon as he got dressed, the doorbell rang. I smiled and pushed him to open the door. Then I saw him take the takeout out of curiosity, and then opened the bag in surprise. When I saw the pile of food, I almost gave it to me. I knelt down.
Me: "Do you love me?"
Third Master: "Mmmmmmmmm (you can't stop your mouth when you eat)."
After dinner, we went out for a walk, and when we passed a cake shop, we saw the beautiful wedding dresses made of cakes at the door. I thought that the cake shop cakes that can make such beautiful models must be delicious, so I went to buy them A small piece to go back for a birthday cake.
That taste, how can I say it, I don't want to celebrate my birthday anymore.
When I was sitting on the bed and watching TV depressedly, the third master said that there was no water in the house and went out to buy a bottle of water, but when I came back, I still had a fruit yogurt in my hand. It was the one I saw before, and I didn’t buy it because I thought it was expensive.
Me: "Yeah, what a waste of money you are."
Third Master: "Don't eat?"
Me: "eat, eat, eat!"
I eat and feel like I can love him again for years, and it's so good to have a love that can be measured in food.
I had a video with my mother one day, and she suddenly said to me: "Why wait until October 1st to get the certificate, if there are too many people, you may not be ranked first, so just come back during the summer vacation to get it, you see what documents you need, remember to bring them back before the holiday. ."
I thought about it, and it made sense, so I went to the household registration department the next day to borrow my household registration card.
As a result, to borrow a card, you need to fill out an application form, which needs to be signed by the head teacher and stamped by the courtyard.
Thinking of my 30-something-year-old male head teacher who is still a single nobleman, and our unmarried head of the academy, I feel like I have added mushrooms to others, and I signed the signature with the shyness of a girl throughout the process.
When I finally got the household registration card, I had an idea: this is not an ordinary card, this is a hatred card for the class teacher and the school leaders!
Because this card can only stay in my hand for a month, I was a little confused after I took it out, so I sent a message to the third master and asked him what to do.
Third Master: "What to do, let's end it."
So I decided to get the certificate in advance, and I sent a WeChat account to discuss the date with the third master.
Me: "July 7th, aren't you going to go to the company in early July? That Thursday, it was still a little summer, and it was considered a festival, which is of commemorative significance."
Third Master: "It is of great commemorative significance. The Lugou Bridge Incident on July 7."
Me: "Oh yes, then forget it, another day, will you be back on July 2nd?"
Third Master: "In the days after the 4th, the work here is not finished."
Me: "Either in August, let's go back to Qingdao to get it."
Third Master: "Don't you want to take pictures at the big platform of Chaoyang District Civil Affairs Bureau?"
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In short, after discussing for a long time, the date I proposed was always denied, and suddenly I became angry, "Are you not wanting to get a certificate with me! Are you looking for trouble!"
Because there was an exam the next day, I just ignored him and went to review by myself.
He probably hadn't finished his work, so he didn't come to me. He didn't come to me until he was about to go to bed and asked me, "How about July 9th, the sixth day of the sixth lunar month, it's still a Saturday, and it feels good."
Me: "I'm angry, I'm not feeling well."
The third master suddenly sent a red envelope of 200 yuan: baby, don't be angry!
Before I could answer, he threw several 200 yuan red envelopes, one red envelope and one sentence.
"Why is the baby uncomfortable?"
"Baby, calm down!"
"I love you!"
"Don't be angry tomorrow, baby! 100% in the exam!"
I smiled and cried, "I'm not angry, I'm not angry, July 9th, that's it!"
I feel that the third master has got a new trick that can make me surrender except food!
The author has something to say: Er, I suddenly found that this process is very long, I will tell you about the follow-up in a few days!
Also, did I deliberately take so long to update? It’s just that I can only see the male protagonist of this article once a month, and I can only see each time for three or two days. There are not so many stories to write _(:зゝ∠)_