After I set the date of getting the certificate, it will be the summer vacation, so I first went home and took my sister’s new baby for a few days and was responsible for playing with the original children. The daily play includes accompanying the children to the playground and then accompany them all the way like a madman. Running with him, although it was very tiring, I managed to be promoted to my nephew's favorite person.
One night in the video with the third master, my little nephew (in fact, it was still the little nephew, but the name was different) came to the camera and talked to the third master, basically nonsense with no logic, "Uncle, I want to change you. Become a frog!" "Uncle into a robot!" "I turned my uncle into a big car!"
I sat next to him and smiled and touched his head, "Are you so good?"
The little nephew turned his head and looked at me for three seconds, then suddenly waved: "Auntie, I'm going to turn you into a piece of shit!"
I:"… "
Who did you provoke me
Because the dormitory was going to be moved to another place, I went back to Beijing three or four days before getting the certificate. At that time, I was inexplicably a little uneasy, and I felt a little wronged. I felt that I was suddenly married, and there was nothing.
Me: "No ring, no marriage proposal, get the certificate from whoever you like!"
Third Master: "I'm going to buy a ring tomorrow, and I'll propose to you when I get out of the car. You agreed that we would happily go to get the certificate. If you didn't agree, I would knock you out with a stick and then I would drag you happily. Go get the certificate."
Me: "You're happy no matter how you co-author... Well, you're happy as long as you're happy."
On the day I booked to come to Beijing, Wuhan suddenly rained heavily and flooded. The third master was trapped at home and couldn't get to the station. He almost cried when he knew that he couldn't come, and then he comforted himself that something must happen before marriage to be meaningful. Otherwise, it would be boring for two people to go to the vegetable market after eating and drinking. Thinking like this, I ate a big chicken chop, a salted chicken, a taro ball, and two bottles of ice coke. I felt in my mood. Suddenly enlightened.
After a long wait, the third master waded to Beijing to join me in victory. In order to express our joy, we chose a very elegant way to celebrate—eat buffet.
People eat a lot on happy occasions. I basically walked to the hotel with my stomach on my back that day. As soon as I got back, I immediately sat on the bed. Then I heard a "bang", and the copper button of the jeans flew out... It was really jumping. Flying, with a stubborn attitude, he went towards the wall, probably because he had a problem with my stomach, so he chose to commit suicide.
The third master witnessed the whole process and sat beside me and talked for five minutes.
"How the hell did you do it?"
"Baby you are amazing!"
"Did you see it? It's flying! Bang bang against the wall!"
oh... i see...
The photo of the marriage certificate was taken at the school, for nothing else, the school retouched it (smile).
While waiting there after the photo was taken, the boss was retouching another girl, and while doing it, he praised, "Your hair is so well-groomed, it's shiny and long."
The girl's indifferent face: "The hair is connected."
The boss was bored for a few seconds, and then praised: "Yeah, your nose is quite straight, it looks good!"
The girl touched her nose, still calm: "Really, pad."
I watched the boss slumped and laughed the whole time. The silent boss didn't say anything when he edited the pictures for us, probably because I was afraid that my beautiful face would also be straight (keep smiling).
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In the evening, I went to eat at one of the most popular Cantonese restaurants in Beijing. When I came out of the meal, I ran into a woman who was selling flowers. She was very enthusiastic and could not hide.
Flower seller: "Ten yuan a flower, come here! It's fresh! You pinch this leaf, isn't it very tender? I grew it at home!"
Me: "It's cheaper."
Flower seller: "Would it be three for ten yuan?"
I asked the third master for three yuan for her, "I want one."
The woman reluctantly gave me one and turned to look for another client. I held up the flowers and said to the third master, "you have never sent me flowers. I finally received one before I got married. Come and take a picture."
Third Master: "Didn't you say you don't like this, if I give it to you, you will break up?"
I did say something similar, because I think this stuff is very unaffordable, and it will fail after a few days of holding a bouquet of flowers, and I will reminisce about it for several months after eating a good meal of value...
In short, after we posed for pictures, I started tearing the petals and playing with boredom, because I felt that the flower was about to wither, and I wonder if it was too hot.
I walked by the roadside and gave the flowers to the third master: "Okay, please propose."
Third Master: "I..."
I took the flower back: "Wait, don't say it, I haven't figured out how to reject you."
Third Master: "… "
I continued to pull flowers, "Okay, let's talk."
Third Master: "I..."
I interrupted again: "Forget it, don't talk about it, I suddenly feel very nauseous."
It was near the Workers' Stadium, there were many people in the car, and the lights were bright. The third master looked at me, as if he was thinking about the lines, and he didn't know what to think. Before I told me, he was moved to tears. I was especially afraid that he would suddenly kneel down or say something strange, and drag him to the intersection to take a taxi.
When I was in the car, I pulled off the head of the rose with all my strength, and then looked at the toothpicks and fake branches with holes under the head of the rose with the third master. No wonder it was so "tender" , turns out to be fake...
Third Master: "If I knew earlier, I might as well buy you a popsicle."
Me: "How cute can I buy one!"
Although some words have not been said, it seems not bad to be able to eat and drink like this for a lifetime.
11
The day we got the certificate was Saturday. We first took a taxi to the Civil Affairs Bureau, and then we were told by the security guard to go to the Marriage Registration Office to get the certificate, which is two streets away from the Civil Affairs Bureau...
The uncle driver who took us there stayed at the intersection and waited. When we both looked down to check the navigation, he called us, sent us to the registration office for free, and kept laughing there, "I just think You're in the wrong place, and you don't know what you're doing, so I'm too embarrassed to ask."
When I got to the right place, I found that there were so many people getting their certificates today, and there was a long queue outside before the door opened. I couldn't help feeling with the third master: "It seems that today is really a good day, so many people."
The third master is very proud: "the days I choose, the auspicious days of the zodiac don't know."
So I watched the pair of people in their thirties in front of us take the materials to the front desk: "Divorce."
Me & Third Master: "..."
Just when we handed in the materials and went to the equal sign, the pair of young people behind us who were talking and laughing just now also took the materials and handed them over to the front desk: "Divorce."
Me & Third Master: "..."
Are people so happy with divorce now
The marriage process was faster than I imagined, as if the notary asked if we were unmarried, and then I didn't even know what was written in the agreement. I was told to sign and print where I wanted, and I did it, and the whole process took about three minutes.
After I went out with the red book, I asked the third master, "Did you read what was written in the contract just now?"
Third Master: "Contract? Ah, that, I don't know. She asked me to sign it and I signed it."
Me: "This marriage is so sloppy, no wonder there are so many bigamies and divorces."
Third Master: "Okay, shut up and go get the spree."
The spree is a big red envelope that includes a premarital examination, pregnancy examination, sex education manual, etc., as well as four boxes of sets…
The hotel ordered by the third master is a theme hotel, which looks very interesting. After showing off the marriage certificate to relatives and friends, the third master rolled around on the big round bed and patted the position beside him, "Quickly. come over!"
Me: "Auntie God hasn't left yet."
The third master has a lonely face: "why did you choose to come to auntie these days!"
Me: "Didn't you choose the day?"
Third Master: "You must have been holding back until this day!"
Me: "Oh, then I'm pretty good."
The third master rolled on the bed several times, feeling very annoyed that he chose this "auspicious day".
Anyway, I'm really happy that my status has changed from a girl to a young woman (smile).
The author has something to say: I have been cooking for the third master in Wuhan these days. I will go to Thailand to play in a few days. I will tell you interesting stories when I come back~
Am I very gentle if I didn't post an update on Qixi Festival _(:зゝ∠)_