Thailand travel and daily life
The uncle driver who has never picked up the plane started racing for 130 miles late at night while eating melon seeds. My third master and I felt the enthusiasm of Pattaya. The hotel we stayed in was next to the beach. Turning left is the red light district, next to the shopping mall, and further ahead is a row of Thai massage parlors. The roadside is full of Thai girls, and there is a sign next to the Chinese character "Pinch your feet." ".
Every time I want to walk through the red light district to see the "beauties" who are attracting customers, but the third master does not allow me to go even if they take a detour. Later, I turned my attention and began to be curious about Thai-style horses and chickens. Every time I saw it on the roadside, I grabbed the third master and wanted to experience it with him, but except for the Thai massage provided by the hotel, the third master refused any roadside. I was not allowed to enter the massage parlor.
Once I acted like a rogue and just squatted at the door of the store and didn't leave. People looked back at me from time to time on the way. The third master dragged me a few steps. Seeing that I still didn't leave, he just left me alone. I almost cried aggrieved when I saw the back of him leaving indifferently, thinking that he would be relieved to just throw me on the street like this.
Then after a while he went to the roadside fruit stall to buy a piece of pineapple with sticks inserted, and he shook the pineapple in front of me, "Get up."
After he finished speaking, he took a bite without giving me a chance to think. I guessed that if I squatted down again, he would have finished eating. After struggling for half a minute, he reluctantly stood up and took the pineapple while eating and followed him away.
I thought he was just uneasy about the massage parlors in foreign countries, but when I returned to China, I found out that he refused any similar service places, whether it was Beijing Qingdao or Wuhan, big brands or roadside shops, he would not allow me to go - even he present.
Me: "This kind of big store should be regular consumption, what are you afraid of?"
Third Master: "I'm afraid that my will is not firm, and I'm used to it. I want to find a place to relax when you're not there. There will always be accidents, so don't start like this."
I touched the third master's head with relief: "the child has grown up and is sensible."
The third master avoided my hand: "you are not allowed to go, you have no will at all!"
I:…
Although I am a child who grew up by the sea, I am a landlubber and don't understand water at all.
Once the third master tried to teach me to swim, but in the first lesson, when he swam towards me, he pressed my head directly into the water, which made me even more afraid of water and refused to learn to swim again.
In the swimming pool of the hotel, the third master pointed to a three- or four-year-old foreign girl near us and taught me to be brave. I mustered up the courage to follow the child up the stone water slide, I don’t know if it was heavy The inertia is also great. The children slowly slipped down with a smile, and when they arrived at me, they rushed out in a very fast way, and the unreliable third master didn't catch me. In the end, I was buried in the pool water again. After experiencing the feeling of "desperation" once, the swimming teaching was terminated again.
Because of the deep fear of water, when we went to the island to play the next day, I had a good time with paragliding and other things, but when it came to the "undersea walk", it was killing me.
Everyone has a big hat like a space capsule astronaut on their head. I don't know if there is something wrong with my hat or if I am too nervous. In any case, when I dive into the bottom of the sea, I will feel uncomfortable, my ears are buzzing, and the sight in front of me The glass cover was also smoked with a layer of fog and could not see the outside.
I recognized the third master on my right by my vague body shape. After walking a few steps, I suddenly saw the third master and the diving instructor gesturing to go up. I was startled and thought how could the third master be like this Abandoning myself and going up, I feel uncomfortable, but I have overcome it, what if he goes up and I have an accident? !
So I grabbed his hand tightly with one hand, and the other hand desperately slapped his hand that was gesturing to go up, preventing him from leaving me to go up, probably because my reaction was too violent, or maybe it was the conscience of the third master I found that I couldn't do it, or maybe his body got used to it and it wasn't so uncomfortable - that's what I thought at the time, but he made an OK gesture to the coach and didn't leave.
After a while, the coach confirmed everyone's physical condition and wiped the foggy glass cover for me. Suddenly, I could clearly see the situation outside. The first reaction was to see the unconscionable third master on the right. , guess what I saw
A white foreigner.
And the one I'm holding with my left hand is the third master who is feeding the fish with bread...
The tour leader was in charge of taking pictures and videos throughout the tour. When we were going back to the hotel, the tour leader sent the CDs to everyone. I was embarrassed when I thought about what I was doing under the sea, and kept persuading the third master not to spend money on CDs. Just keep the best memories in your mind.
The third master looked at me indifferently: "I saw it all."
I pretended to be stupid: "What did you see?"
Third Master: "You desperately stop that foreigner from going up."
I:"… "
In the end, I bought the CD and watched the whole process of my foolishness with the third master at the hotel. The third master seemed to be speechless. I was a little unhappy that I could take a foreign old man as him.
I tried my best to coax him: "At that time, I felt like I had experienced the boundary between life and death. I was holding you tightly. It felt like living and dying together. What do you think?"
Third Master: "I think? Oh, the woman on my left is holding me too tightly."
Me: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
One time, the third master bought a ticket.
I looked at the payment interface and thought: "I'm going to wind up a very affectionate tail, saying that the high-speed train ticket from Wuhan to Beijing is 520 yuan. This is a journey full of romantic love."
Third Master: "Five hundred and twenty five dollars."
Me: "Oh, rounding up, that's 521 bucks."
Third Master: "Five hundred and twenty five dollars, why are you rounding up?"
Me: "... Forget it."
One day, the third master called me and said to me very seriously: "Baby, I want to resign."
Me: "Didn't we have a plan? Wait another two months, and then resign after you get the year-end bonus. If you resign now, your hard work this year will not be rewarded."
Third Master: "Do you think tens of thousands of dollars is more important or my mood is more important?"
Me: "You seem to be making me laugh."
Third Master: "I knew that you must think that money is more important than me! I also know that you will definitely scold me for telling you about this! I can't resign if you scold me, I choose to simply be scolded by you! I already resigned!"
I was stunned, and at the same time I was very glad that the third master had been trained by me to fight wits and courage with me, and finally scolded him severely.
After resigning, the third master, who is unemployed at home, will accompany his parents-in-law to watch "Splendid Weiyang" at night, and his painting style is not very good.
One night he came to me at nine o'clock and said that he would not have dinner until I asked why he ate so late.
Third Master: "My dad went out suddenly for something, and I didn't eat until he came back."
Me: "You left him a meal and eat it yourself."
Third Master: "No! In the future, I won't go home. You have to wait. When the eldest master comes back, you can bring your eldest son and second son to dinner together!"
Me: "… idiot."
As Christmas approached, I asked the third master if he had prepared a present for me.
Third Master: "Of course, you not only have Christmas gifts, but also New Year gifts."
Me: "Wow that's great! Tell me what it is!"
Third Master: "You like it!"
Me: "kindle?"
Third Master: "It's not an electronic device, just buy it if you need it. It's a cute gift!"
Me: "Perfume?"
The third master shook his head.
Me: "Eat? Chocolate? Sugar? Jerky?"
The third master continued to shake his head.
Me: "It won't be a flower, will it?"
The third master still shook his head.
Me: "Handmade house? We haven't finished the last one yet!"
The third master's disappointed expression: "it's something you like."
I guessed again: "Bag!"
Seeing that the third master was still shaking his head, I said frantically, "but I have already guessed what I like! If it is not, it means that what you bought is definitely not what I like!"
Because of this very logical sentence, the third master and I looked at each other and fell silent...
Later, I kept asking, and the third master finally told me what the gift was: a set of sheepskin-covered notebooks worth more than 300 yuan.
I ordered him to delete this useless item from the shopping cart, deprived him of his right to give Christmas gifts and threatened him severely: "If you dare to buy this, you will wait for a divorce! Prodigal shit!"
The third master was studying at home, studying and preparing for an exam. He studied very seriously. He didn't want to learn and wanted to play games on Christmas day. He happened to be caught by my video. I threatened him to call his mother-in-law and let her go upstairs to arrest him. he.
The third master's expression instantly collapsed, and he asked me pitifully, "Aren't we best friends, good friends for a lifetime? How could you do such a thing!"
I couldn't find Bei because of his words, so I not only promised not to tell my mother-in-law, but also said to him generously: "Let's play for another hour!"
The dude immediately became elated: "This is the best Christmas present I've ever received!"
After thinking about it, this is really the best Christmas present he has ever received, because I have never given him a Christmas present before.
Third Master: "Your mother-in-law is going to pay for the winter vacation to invite us out to play. Where do you want to go?"
Me: "Winter vacation? Harbin! Watch the snow!"
Third Master: "Oh Harbin, it's similar to Hokkaido, let's go to Japan to play."
I:"???"
So the next update is probably Japan Travel Notes, and I don't know when it will be updated. Let's meet by fate!
The author has something to say: I didn't update it because I wanted to advertise! I just want to say Merry Christmas to you all!
And the new pit next door, "Agreement? I said to eat" today, you can get an unlimited small red envelope, and my Weibo is also forwarding the lottery to send a lot of gifts, and the lottery will be drawn in a while!
Hee hee wish you happy~