Japan travel and daily life
During the Spring Festival, under the leadership of my in-laws and my mother-in-law, my third master and I went to Japan to travel like two children under discipline. Because it is a free exercise, there is no need to hurry. We have to take care of the second elder’s physical condition every day and can’t walk for too long, so this Japan tour is really nothing to talk about.
The biggest fun is probably that my mother-in-law didn't let us go out at night. The third master and I opened the door of the room lightly like the underground workers, and observed that the second old man next door didn't seem to be coming out, and then lightly. After locking the door, he sprinted to the elevator, and then showed a happy smile like the victory of the revolutionary comrades. He went to the nearby 711 to buy a bunch of snacks and Kanto boiled food and went back to the hotel.
Every time I look at the supper for four or five people on the table, I feel that the third master and I are like two beasts.
Although it can be a bit restrictive to play with the elderly, I found my father-in-law to be a very interesting person.
For example, when there was a strong wind in Shanghai, the third master took off the hat of his SpongeBob SquarePants down jacket and put it on my head, and then the father-in-law whispered to the mother-in-law in a volume I could hear: "She is wearing a grapefruit peel. It's like hahaha."
For example, when we were strolling around Osaka and it snowed, the third master gave me his scarf and asked me to wrap my head, and my father-in-law started hahaha again, "You are like the one who stole mines before."
Another example is when we went to climb the mountain early in the morning. It is said that the mother-in-law who is not in good health followed the father-in-law and ran up, and the third master and I were behind to buy drinks for cats and dogs, but when we looked up, we couldn't find them... We meet at the top of the mountain. When my father-in-law opened his mouth, he mocked our physical strength and asked us to exercise more often. In order to prevent him from training us all the time, I took out a square scarf from the hotel and tied it around my head, and before he could describe it, I asked, "Do I look like Aunt Chicken?"
When we went to the playground, the father-in-law insisted on riding the roller coaster. The third master said that it didn't matter. My mother-in-law and I dared not sit on it. Then I kept persuading him, saying that he had "high blood pressure", "bad heart" or something. It was too dangerous to play. . The father-in-law said calmly, "It's alright, I'll bring the quick-acting rescue pill."
Third Master & Mother-in-law: "… "
Me: "Hahahahahaha."
After laughing, I felt that the atmosphere was wrong, and then immediately followed the way of the two to express condemnation: "=-="
Walking around Shinsaibashi Pedestrian Street, because there are too many corners, I can't find the way, so my father-in-law asked the third master to check the map.
The third master pointed at me: "No, she remembers it all. Go straight ahead and turn left at the store that sells matcha ice cream, then go straight to the place that sells Kobe beef burgers, then turn left, walk to the alley that sells oden and go out and cross the road to the hotel. Yes. Daughter-in-law?"
I feel very ashamed that I have been talking to the third master about what I want to eat before.
It snowed in Kyoto, and it was freezing to death in the morning.
I said to the third master, "my chin is going to freeze, it's so cold!"
The third master reached out and pinched my chin and asked, "Which chin is cold?"
I was puzzled: "It's the chin, my chin is cold."
This time, the third master first touched the underside of my mouth, and then touched my neck, "The first layer is cold or the second layer is cold?"
Me: "... Now my heart is colder."
In the hotel I stayed in in Tokyo, there was a very wide table by the window, and it was closed by a V-shaped sliding door. The third master likes to sit on the table at night, pull the door panel up, and drink beer and watch the night view while sitting there.
I was playing with my mobile phone, and when I looked up and saw this scene, I shouted in fright, "Come out! It's too dangerous!"
Third Master: "It's alright, the window is very strong and can't fall down."
Me: "Who cares if you fall down! That door is made of paper, we can't afford you if you puncture it carefully!"
Then the third master didn't want to talk to me all night.
When I came back from Japan, it happened to be Valentine's Day. I just walked around Shanghai with the third master and didn't receive any gifts.
Me: "It's so sad that I didn't get any chocolates for Valentine's Day."
Third Master: "You have already stocked up more than a dozen boxes of Ferrero, Meiji and Lindt. Let's have a face."
Me: "But that's not for Valentine's Day!"
Third Master: "then spit out what you ate before Valentine's Day."
Me: "…I think, Valentine's Day, it's just a formality."
After he finished speaking, he turned into a flattering face.
My mother chatted with the third master about my childhood: "At that time, we lived in a courtyard house, and we had chickens at home, so she liked to run with the hens. When the hens pooped, she grabbed them curiously, and I saw them. I ran over quickly to prevent her from grabbing it, but when she saw I was about to grab it, she shoved it into her mouth and swallowed it hahaha…”
The third master watched my mother laugh and said to me with a distorted expression, "I think I need to re-examine our marriage relationship."
Me: "… hehe."
Really mother.
One time, I was arguing with the third master about something while waiting for the bus. I couldn't speak to him, so I stamped my foot coquettishly, and said coquettishly, "Oh, you are so annoying!"
As a result, the road was in disrepair, and the red brick in front of the stop sign was cracked by my stomping.
The third master looked down at the broken floor tiles, and immediately apologized: "my fault."
I scratched my head and walked to the other end of the stop with a dry smile.
One afternoon when I was sleeping at home, I was woken up by someone pinching my face in the middle of my sleep. When I opened my eyes, I saw that the third master had come to my house, saying that he was going out to do errands and came to see me when he passed by my house.
He came with a box of egg tarts, a bottle of strawberry milk, and a bag of beef grains, "Get up and eat."
I instantly regained my energy, got up and ate and drank, and then flattered him: "I feel like I'm like the happy heroine in the TV series now!"
Third Master: "You can pull it down. The heroines of other TV dramas finally achieve their dreams of opening a flower shop, holding flowers in the sun with a beautiful smile and ending. What about you? ?"
I:"… "
The beef grains are choked in the throat and can't swallow, why can't the heroine's dream be to open a restaurant
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My sister gave birth to a younger brother to my little nephew. Because I like to play with children, my third master and I often go to my sister's house.
One night, I went out to eat. When I came home, the third master held the little nephew in one hand and the little nephew in the basket in the other hand. I felt inexplicably warm watching from behind.
On the lawn by the roadside of the community, there were a few small wild cats wailing weakly in the cold wind.
The little nephew stopped and refused to go, "Are they very hungry, that's why they call?"
The third master said, "Let's send the younger brother home first and then see the kitten."
I thought he just wanted to coax the little nephew home, but after sending the children in the basket back, he actually took a pack of sausages and poured a can of water to go downstairs to feed the cat.
He asked me, "Are you going?"
I huddled on the sofa and shook my head, "The wind is blowing outside and it's freezing."
The little nephew jumped at the third master, "uncle, I'm not afraid of the cold! Don't worry about my aunt!"
The third master muttered "I'm lazy" and led the little nephew out.
Will suddenly think of the moment when they went out, and then feel that the third master is really good.
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After I went back to school, I bought a new wireless mouse. After I bought it, I just called the third master and said it.
Third Master: "So that mouse can't be found?"
Me: "No, it's because the plug on the computer is gone."
The third master suddenly said "oh": "I know! xx (little nephew) pulled it out and hid it on the table behind the curtains. xx is such a bad boy!"
Me: "...you saw it and didn't tell me?"
Third Master: "That's not possible, I and xx are good friends!"
Me: "Goodbye."
Did I just say that the third master is really good? I take this sentence back.
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