One year during the Spring Festival, the third master went to my house to pay New Year's greetings in the morning. After paying his respects, he planned to take the bus home. After waiting at the station for a minute, he suddenly felt that there might be no bus, so he called the bus company according to the number on the stop sign. "There's really no car," said the operator.
The third master confirmed it again, "A car is gone? No. 7 and 18?"
The operator replied, "Yes, before the seventh day of the first day, the last bus will arrive at 12 noon, and now there is no bus."
So the third master went home and saw a couple waiting for the bus. He went over and said, "There is no bus. I called the bus company to ask, don't wait any longer."
The couple said thank you to the third master again and again.
Just when the third master felt that he had done a good deed, the sound of honking sounded behind him. He turned his head and saw a No. 7 car coming, followed by a No. 18 car.
The third master was very embarrassed. When the couple got into the car, he chose to walk home.
He told me very principledly: I would rather be treated as a boring person who plays tricks on couples, not as a fool with arrears in IQ.
One time when the third master was on a business trip back to Beijing, I took the subway to pick him up from school. We had to change subways many times, but the last subway line to be transferred at the agreed meeting place was the same.
It was a special coincidence that day, we happened to take the same subway, but the carriages were different.
As soon as I got out of the car, I saw the third master who came down from the previous carriage. He was wearing an orange down jacket and dragging a brown suitcase, like a big orange moving with its own soil.
I didn't call him, imagining the joy when he looked around and couldn't find me, and found me in the dim light when I turned around.
The thing was exactly as I thought. The third master stopped not far from the exit and looked around, hoping to see his beloved girl soon. Suddenly, he turned his head and saw... Hey wait Wait, I'm in the back! What's the matter with the head turning forty-five degrees and then stopping!
I looked at the place where the third master was looking, and found a girl standing in front of the wall with a height similar to mine, hair style similar to mine, and the key schoolbag was the same style as mine.
Looking at the third master without glasses, he went towards the girl. I was very afraid that he would give people a warm hug, so I quickly shouted, "Third master! I'm here! Here!"
My voice was so attractive that people in half the subway station looked at me, including the third master, who had lost himself for a few minutes, and hurriedly walked to me with a suitcase.
I was very angry, "You actually admit the wrong person! You can even admit your girlfriend is wrong!"
The third master took my hand and replied calmly, "Nonsense, I recognized her after just one step. How can she be as beautiful as you!"
Such a witty answer successfully pleased me, the original anger disappeared, only the full love for him.
When I typed this text, the third master stood behind me with a water glass and peeped at the screen. Until the last sentence was finished, he laughed wildly and almost spilled the water. He told me: "What I said was 'how can she get fat'."
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Can you still play happily?!
Once the third master went back to Beijing, but I had to go to class at night, so he ate dinner with me and planned to send me to the classroom. The editor sent me a message that day to discuss the plot with me, so I kept staring at my phone and replying to the message while eating. When I was talking to the editor and giggling, the third master suddenly threw his chopsticks.
I looked up at him, the smile still on my face.
The third master crossed his hands and snorted coldly, "Don't play with your phone!"
Just as I was about to say that I was talking about business, the third master picked up the chopsticks and frantically picked up all the chicken chops in my bowl and ate them.
I saw that he was angry, so I quickly put away the phone and started to eat seriously - mainly because the meat was almost robbed by him.
After eating, he was still a little unhappy, so I dragged him around in front of the stall selling candied haws, "Buy you a skewer?"
The third master turned his head to the side arrogantly, then took out his wallet from his pocket and threw it to me, "I want to eat glutinous rice stuffing."
I nodded and held the glutinous rice-filled candied haws to his mouth. After eating one, he looked a little better and raised his head at me, "You can eat it too."
I hurriedly thanked him, and walked to the teaching building with him one by one.
The third master did not take a good bite. He only took half of the hawthorn. When I took the next bite, I took off one and a half. He shouted at me anxiously, "My glutinous rice! My glutinous rice!"
With half of the hawthorn in my mouth and the other half exposed, I raised my head and said vaguely to him, "Come and eat."
The third master looked down at me and suddenly said, "It's disgusting."
I thought to myself that this guy slapped his nose on his face. After coaxing him for a long time, he was still so arrogant. Just as he was about to call him "bold", he said again, "Hey, I really can't do anything about you."
When I was still thinking that there was nothing I could do, he bent down and ate the half of the candied haws that were exposed outside.
Subconsciously, I turned my head and saw my roommates standing behind me, watching the whole process dumbfounded.
Obviously, the third master has seen them long ago. Recalling the phrase "so disgusting", I can only say with tears in my eyes: The third master is so beautiful...
The author has something to say: I asked the third master: Can you remember your wit when we were together
The third master said: Generally, I play normally. When you say that I am witty, it is actually when you are stupid...
I thought about it and decided to stop this topic.
Hehe, how could I be stupid!