Yuan Yuanyuan spent an entire night writing down in a notebook all the different two-dimensional male characters she had liked since she was a child.
Perhaps many people would wonder why there is such a thing with such a strong loser aura in the world... But for Yuan Yuanyuan at the moment, the importance of this thing is the same as the importance of the notes she took in English class.
A matter of survival was before them, so even though this booklet looked like some weird thing made by a fanatical 2D fan, enough to make anyone who saw it feel ashamed, Yuan Yuanyuan still wrote down every point she thought of very seriously.
She pointed at the male figures one by one with a pen, looking at them carefully and trying hard to think about what it was about them that attracted her.
When a very serious problem is placed in front of you-if you are not popular, you will die. Then at this time, you will think about a problem more seriously than ever before.
Why do people love a fictional character so sincerely
Yuan Yuanyuan lay on the bed, still lighting her 50-watt lamp at the bedside. She bit the tip of her pen while looking at the handwriting on the notebook, pointing and gesturing with an expression like someone buying cabbage at the market.
Well, let's talk about this one first. Although this guy has a handsome face, a rich family, and good martial arts skills.
But! He is a blind man! Nowadays it is difficult for blind people to find a date, but how come this blind man can make me like him so much
Yuan Yuanyuan gnashed her teeth as she looked at the name on the notebook. Her expression could be described as a mixture of love and hate. She tried hard to think whether her personality charm could compare to that of the blind man, then angrily crossed out the name and looked at the next one.
And this... His facial expression is almost frozen, and there are almost no emotional fluctuations. He hasn't been able to utter a single word in half a year. There's nothing else but a face. Why on earth am I so obsessed with him
Yuan Yuanyuan thought about it for a long time, and even tried to convince herself... Is it okay not to like this person
One second, two seconds, three seconds...
Yuan Yuanyuan... suddenly buried her head in her pillow.
No, I can’t do it.
…
You see, these male supporting roles are so awesome. They have captured your heart deeply, making you willingly pay money and tribute to them.
If Yuan Yuanyuan also "created" such a person... how could he compare to these characters
Yuan Yuanyuan wrote down word after word in her notebook.
She has a miserable life, is gentle and kind, is self-reliant, and never gives up...
Iceberg type, yandere type, demon type...
Good-looking, good-looking, long legs, nice voice...
Row after row of words were placed on the notebook, just like a dazzling array of goods on a shelf, waiting for people to choose.
After finishing the preliminary arrangement, Yuan Yuanyuan scanned it from top to bottom. In the end, she was surprised to find that... Hey? It seems that my aesthetic taste is pretty good...
Ahem... that's not the point.
She rolled over and got off the bed. She found a mirror and placed it in front of herself. She picked up the notebook and compared it with herself carefully.
――Isn’t there a saying like this? Would you like yourself after you have changed your gender
Yuan Yuanyuan scanned each word from top to bottom, and then compared it with herself. She paused after each word, and then looked at herself in the mirror.
Miserable life experience.
Although she had a very hard life in the past two years, she was neither exterminated nor captured and made into a modified human when she was a child.
Her childhood was very ordinary, just like every other child's childhood, with no difference.
Okay. The male supporting actor's biggest killer weapon to attract female fans is no longer useful to him. This one can be passed, and the next one.
Gentle and kind.
Yuan Yuanyuan looked at the word, then looked at herself in the mirror, and after repeating this several times, she crossed out the word with a red pen on the notebook...
Sometimes she would be soft-hearted.
But most of the time, she is actually... a pretty cold and numb person.
Iceberg type, yandere type, demon type...
After two hours of self-torture, Yuan Yuanyuan fell exhausted on the bed, not wanting to move at all.
She had to admit that she was just an ordinary homegirl. There was nothing attractive about her.
If she were put into a real comic, her character would not survive more than three episodes... Well, maybe before she died, she would give the protagonist a speech with profound educational significance, such as "People must work hard to live, otherwise they will become like her."
… So what to do? Can we just make it up
Make up a character? Make up a fictitious "tragic childhood"
Yuan Yuanyuan... didn't want to make up something that was not true. To be more precise, she didn't want to get involved in this matter at all.
But she felt that as a woman, she was actually quite lucky. She could list so many attractive male partners and analyze their attractive points one by one. If it were another boy, he would probably be at a loss at this moment.
If it were straight men, they would come up with ways to increase their popularity - for example, building up muscles like Billy King, or working hard to improve their masculinity...
According to Yuan Yuanyuan's personal aesthetic, this might make their death even more miserable.
In fact, it is very unreliable to create a character. Yuan Yuanyuan knew this.
Even if you haven't experienced it yourself, in this age of advanced information, you have seen a lot of things happening in the entertainment industry.
Facts have proven that those who screw up their character settings always die the most miserably. Once the character settings are ruined, the angry fans will let you know what it means to be deceived.
Fuck the white lotus character. If she is finally found to be a white lotus bitch, that would be something that the spectators would love to see...
Fuck~ He was set up as a knowledgeable person, but in the end, he was found to be illiterate. What a thing that the spectators would love to see...
Fuck…
Ahem, stop.
Yuan Yuanyuan likes to eat melons, but doesn’t like to be eaten up.
She felt that once Ji Qiu's interview came out, the incident seemed to have become a large-scale reality show, and it could be broadcast all over the world anytime and anywhere.
Look at the stars who are still alive in the entertainment industry many years later - although they have some personalities to a greater or lesser extent, these personalities are extremely close to themselves.
Performing in a true-to-life manner, I won't feel tired, nor will I worry about the molten-like anger of fans after the collapse.
… So what is my true performance
Someone who hides in the house all year round, is too poor to have money to eat, and knows nothing about the world of monsters... a otaku
Yuan Yuanyuan put down the notebook in her hand, sighed, walked to the window, and looked at the people coming and going outside.
If necessary... she might really fuck up the character, fuck up a character that has nothing to do with herself.
A very dangerous move.
After all, Ji Qiu's comics can reflect a person's true character better than reality shows.
Yuan Yuanyuan sighed and put away the notebook.
…
"Speaking of which, Sister Yuanyuan, have you been working recently? How did you suddenly become so rich?"
Xiaoying looked at the pork rib soup that Yuan Yuanyuan brought over and asked in surprise.
"Well, I am working. But I am not rich. I am still very poor." Yuan Yuanyuan explained, "But I have settled the water and electricity bills for this month."
"Oh, that's really cause for celebration." Xiaoying took the pork rib soup, "Looking at your life situation, Sister Yuanyuan, I thought you might die tragically on the street one day..."
"... How can a little brat talk like that?" Yuan Yuanyuan rolled her eyes at Xiaoying, then asked casually, "Have you... been secretly reading comics?"
Xiaoying was obviously startled. She covered Yuanyuan's mouth with her hand and waved her hand, "Don't let my mother hear it."
"Isn't it just secretly reading comics? When I was in high school, I read romance novels and fought countless guerrilla battles with my mother." Yuan Yuanyuan pretended not to care, "What comics do you like to read the most?"
"Well, as for comics, it's popular in class recently to read those magazines, such as 'Read Comics' and 'Dream Manga'." Xiaoying said quietly.
Oh... Yuan Yuanyuan nodded and didn't ask any more questions.
She watched Xiaoying carry the ribs into the house, and could vaguely hear Xiaoying's mother's roar last night when she found out the ribs were missing...
After Yuan Yuanyuan received her first salary, she took it to a clothing store and bought several sets of clothes. She secretly took a long detour home, stood in front of her small mirror, transformed herself, and spent a long time changing clothes in front of the mirror.
A very eye-catching face, with several expressions changing frequently.
Some are gentle, some are cruel, some are happy, some are sad...
After changing countless expressions, Yuan Yuanyuan suddenly rubbed her face and looked at the person in the mirror.
…At this moment, his face showed the expression that Yuan Yuanyuan was most familiar with, commonly known as… dead fish eyes.
Damn... No other expression is as pleasing to the eye as this one.
Yuan Yuanyuan thought about it for a long time, so long that her hair turned white.
Humans, why do you deceive each other like this...
Yuan Yuanyuan rubbed her face in the end and tried to return to her original appearance.
She stared at the ceiling in a daze for a long time.
… It is so tiring to live your whole life pretending to be someone else.
Yuan Yuanyuan closed her eyes and fell into a deep sleep.