In fact, with Yiqi’s configuration…if he didn’t die, he would most likely become the protagonist.
Yuan Yuanyuan sat on the doorstep and looked up at the sky, while reading a monster textbook in her hand.
The latest revised edition also has a beautiful cover.
The original leaves had gold threads on them, but this time, not only were there gold threads, but there were also a lot of beautiful silver threads added to them. When it was taken out suddenly, it looked like a book of elves.
Yuan Yuanyuan was touching the book in her hand and thinking to herself, how many books has Yiqi written... I always feel that he is more of a writer than a general. He has devoted his entire life to writing books. So, as the imposter of Yiqi, shouldn't Yuan Yuanyuan memorize all the books written by Yiqi
Just as Yuan Yuanyuan was thinking about this and that, Xiaoying from next door came out with a haggard face and a huge backpack on her back. Yuan Yuanyuan's eyes lit up when she saw her, "Xiaoying! Don't go. I have something for you."
"What is it?" Xiaoying said with a haggard expression.
"Limited edition special figure."
Yuan Yuanyuan excitedly took out a pair of... strangely shaped chopsticks from her pocket. Xiaoying, who originally had dead eyes, took a look at it, screamed and ran away.
"Why are you running away... I spent the whole night making it yesterday." Yuan Yuanyuan was stunned for a while, and finally said with inexplicable sadness.
She looked at the chopstick in her hand and poked its crooked eye, which it pulled open with its little arm. Then she put it back into her pocket silently and went back to the house to prepare to recite the textbooks.
She had only read it briefly before, because she thought that these things were all in the Blood Jade Demon Art, and they were upgraded versions, so she didn't need to read them at all. However, at this time, she suddenly realized that it might be good to read it, in case she accidentally made a mistake. After all, if she didn't know the content of the book she wrote, she couldn't tell it, right
In the evening, Yuan Yuanyuan was looking at the shop and suddenly remembered that she hadn't visited it for a few days. She wondered if anything had happened, so she put the book down and prepared to go and check, and by the way, observe whether the endless stream of outsiders who had come to her shop some time ago had left.
Then Yuan Yuanyuan arrived at the door and looked into the house...
… There is no sign of them leaving! Instead, there seem to be more of them!
Yuan Yuanyuan bit her nails and suddenly thought that the Urban Management Bureau would not care about this matter... After all, she was a good citizen at the moment.
She thought for a long time at the door... and finally called the police silently.
It would probably take some time for the police to arrive, so Yuan Yuanyuan sat at the door and waited obediently. When the police arrived, she saw a few old acquaintances at a glance. The little monster leading the team was the little monster who was in charge of the refugees with her last time. When she saw him, she greeted him excitedly, "It's you, come on, help me get rid of those monsters in the house."
"Yuan, Master Yuan." The little monster said, "What are you doing..."
Yuan Yuanyuan ignored him. There were so many monster girls, all of them looked like they were wearing gold and silver. They were probably all rich girls. Of course, those without money couldn't find her. She wouldn't chase them away by herself... What if she chased them away by herself and got hated by them
So her family was cleared out an hour later... Yuan Yuanyuan watched as the security team members planted a bunch of strange-shaped plants around the yard, silently pointing and asking, "What... are they for?"
"There may be a lot of people coming to disturb you recently." The little monster said awkwardly, "Actually, if you live in the mountains, this situation won't happen. But if you insist on living here, then we can only take some protective measures."
As soon as he finished speaking, the plants planted in the yard suddenly soared into the sky... In Yuan Yuanyuan's dull eyes, they slowly began to dance wildly...
After more than ten minutes, almost all the security team members left, leaving the little monster alone. Yuan Yuanyuan dragged him to sit with her in the courtyard that looked like the Sleeping Beauty Palace...
Well, to put it simply, there are thorns all around that block out the sun. It looks extremely evil from the outside, just like a haunted house.
It was scary enough, and with this thing on top of it... Yuan Yuanyuan shook her head, thinking that she might not be able to continue this business. Maybe she could consider going up the mountain to see what the small house assigned to her looks like, and maybe move there to live, so she could get more sunlight or something...
The little monster next to him was drinking tea and shivering inexplicably. He probably didn't understand what Yuan Yuanyuan was trying to do. In fact, Yuan Yuanyuan was unhappy about the way the yard was messed up, so she pulled him here to scare him.
After finishing watching The Demon Chronicles yesterday, Yuan Yuanyuan was able to be quiet for two days. However, she always felt that someone might suddenly push the door in and ask her about things in the past. She knew nothing, so she just made up nonsense... Anyway, this is the bad thing about being the boss behind the scenes. Look, Voldemort could still come up with something before he died.
What about killing your own father? How to divide the soul into pieces? Where is each piece placed after it is divided... If it happened to her, it would be - "Ah, I killed my father...", "Ah, my soul was divided into several pieces...", and her confused face throughout the whole process is probably more serious than the protagonist. When the protagonist talks nonsense in the final battle, she might really listen to him motionlessly, because she really knows nothing.
Moreover, so many people have come to see her in the past few days, which actually gives Yuan Yuanyuan a sense of crisis. This sense of crisis is that the upper echelons basically know her identity and address, and it would be easy for them to cause trouble. Although it may be a little difficult to get in now that it is sealed with so many strange things, it is not impossible to get in if you really want to.
The first big boss in history to reveal his own address and the first protagonist in history who stabs himself from time to time.
Can I have this comic book
Yuan Yuanyuan was furiously complaining in her heart, teasing the little monster in front of her, until her cell phone suddenly rang. She took the phone and took a look. It was Tang Shi, whom she hadn't seen for a long time. Tang Shi asked, "Boss! What's wrong with your house? It looks like a haunted house from the viewpoint of my house!"
"Ah... It's okay for now. By the way, aren't you preparing for the exam? Why are you calling me at this time?" Yuan Yuanyuan asked.
"We don't care..." Tang Shi said, "By the way, boss, are you in the store now? Can I come over to see you?"
"Come whenever you want. Just tell me when you come to the door and I'll let you in." Yuan Yuanyuan looked around the room. At this moment, she didn't know how to let anyone in. She probably needed to experiment a few times before she could figure it out.
After a while, she heard a sound as if someone was approaching, so she went over to take a look. She could vaguely see two people outside the layers of thorns... Before Yuan Yuanyuan could tell them not to touch the thorns outside, she heard Tang Shi outside shouting, "Ah! This thing can prick people?"
Yuan Yuanyuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She performed a magic spell as taught by the person before leaving. Then the thorns around her gradually faded away. Tang Shi and Qiu Ling walked in with fear on their faces. Tang Shi asked, "Boss, what is this thing at the door?"
"Thorns." Yuan Yuanyuan said. She didn't want to say more. She made two cups of tea for Tang Shi and Qiu Ling. The little monster behind her had been secretly looking outside. When he saw Yuan Yuanyuan coming back, he immediately pretended that he didn't see anything. Yuan Yuanyuan ignored him and sat in the house to continue reading comics.
Tang Shi and Qiu Ling were also very tired recently. This was their first visit to Yuan Yuanyuan's house recently, so they ate, drank, played, and chatted with each other. When they saw the other little monster in the room, they didn't react much. But Tang Shi saw the clothes on the little monster and said, "Huh? It's from the security team." Then he said nothing.
Yuan Yuanyuan was reading comics while listening to Tang Shi and Qiu Ling chatting.
"Everyone has been practicing trickery lately, and it gives me a headache." Tang Shi said, "But I think everyone is a little too excited. That must be a family tradition. If there is no family tradition of trickery, it would be impossible to achieve that."
"Trickery? Is that what's in your booklet?" Qiu Ling asked, "So that's a special kind of sorcery... Is that what Tian Yuan used a trick?"
"Yes, do you want to see it?"
Qiu Ling, who usually had little interest in these things, became inexplicably excited at this time. She picked up the Tang poetry textbook and took a few photos, but she still couldn't read it, so Tang poetry read it to her.
Then Tang Shi picked up the book and read it slowly to Qiu Ling.
"The plot of Demon Chronicles has been getting more and more bizarre recently." Tang Shi said, "What on earth is he practicing? It's definitely not some serious Taoist technique. I feel that Taoist techniques should be upright and righteous..."
"Pfft." Qiu Ling couldn't help laughing.
"You, don't laugh." Tang Shi blushed a little, "I really think so. And that editor, his name is Yiqi... Hey, who is this person? Why did he give a killer a wholesale name? It feels so pretentious."
Qiu Ling shook his head, and Tang Shi said a few more words.
Yuan Yuanyuan was reading comics the whole time.
The little monster over there is drinking tea, one bowl after another.
"What kind of trick did Tian Yuan use?" Qiu Ling was very interested in this and kept asking. Tang Shi said: "It should be a trick step, but I'm not sure which trick step it is. Let me find it... Hey? Where is the trick step..."
She flipped through the pages for a long time but couldn't find it. Suddenly, Yuan Yuanyuan, who was reading the comic book over there, said something like a ghost.
"Chapter 1, Section 3, Page 35, Second paragraph, the page with the particularly shabby nude painting next to it."
…
Tang Shi was shocked by the voice, "Oh my god! Boss, what's wrong with you? You sound like a kidney ache?"
“No, nothing…” Yuan Yuanyuan buried her head under the comic book again.
"Hey? Boss, you actually used this set of books back then? How many years have you used this set of books?" Tang Shi said, "I always thought this set of books has only been used in the past few decades."
"Heh..." Yuan Yuanyuan made an ambiguous sound.
"Boss, let me test you to see how much you still remember after all these years of graduation." Tang Shi came over, "Let me ask you, where is the illusion?"
"The third chapter has only three pages," Yuan Yuanyuan said, "and it talks about five magic tricks. One is how to turn orange leaves into orange trees, and the other is how to turn grass into gold and turn willow leaves into leaf demons..."
"Wow, boss, you actually remember everything." Tang Shi said in surprise, and even clapped his hands twice in a proper manner. Yuan Yuanyuan made an ambiguous "huh" sound, poured a cup of tea for the little monster next to him, and told him not to force himself to drink it if he couldn't.
The little monster is showing signs of being poisoned by water.
"I don't know what the registration will be like this year." Tang Shi said, "My dad wants me to study at a nearby university. He says it's safer."
"Is there a university near us that monsters can attend?" Qiu Ling asked.
"Yes, it's the normal school, there are several majors." Tang Shi said, "But I don't want to go... I want to go somewhere else to play for a few years."
Yuan Yuanyuan looked at the two of them silently. Suddenly, Tang Shi asked, "Hey, Boss, our senior year is about to go on vacation... Let our classmates come to a reunion. I think we won't see each other after graduation."
"Get together?" Yuan Yuanyuan thought about her high school life and finally said, "Okay, we should have a get together before graduating from high school..."
"I, I actually want to bring them to your place to play." Tang Shi held back for a long time before revealing her purpose, a little embarrassed, "Anyway, looking at the current state of your house, it's no different from a haunted house. I want to give my classmates a surprise before graduation and bring them to a different place."
… Yuan Yuanyuan raised her head and looked around, and felt that she had been stabbed by a sword for no apparent reason.
Oh my god, it hurts.
"You should act cool when the time comes." Tang Shi said. "Imagine a monster takes his classmates to visit a haunted house before graduation. None of the classmates know that it is a monster's house, nor do they know that the handsome owner of the haunted house is a big monster... Isn't it like a scene in a novel?"
“…Yes.” Yuan Yuanyuan spat out some tea leaves and drove the little monster away. She thought it would be better not to scare him, lest he peed himself in fear.
She said to Tang Shi, "If you want to bring your classmates to play, go ahead... Say hello to me before you come, and I will definitely give your classmates an unforgettable experience."