You Plan To Kill Me With Meng?

Chapter 103

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It seems that they heard that they were robbing fish, and even fought for it. Eddie, who was fishing for dead fish in the distance, said: "There are so many fish here, come eat it, everyone."

By the way, he felt that Balala and Kerry were so stupid that they didn't want to eat fish with the ready-made fish, and couldn't even think of going to grab Alexander's fish.

Was Odis not fierce enough, or his head was broken by a clamshell.

"Eddie." Qiao Qixi couldn't help reminding him: "Don't eat too many dead fish, be careful of diarrhea."

The ready-made fish are good, but they should not be eaten more.

The main reason is that the killer whales can't tell which fish are fainted and which are the fish that have been dead for a long time. They all swallow their stomachs indiscriminately, so it is easy for accidents.

Not to mention telling the date of the dead fish, some killer whales are still short-sighted, they can't see things at a young age, and they swallow the ones that look like food.

Eddie doesn't know if Joe Qixi is nearsighted, but it's definitely a lack of heart.

"Um..." The other party didn't listen to him at all, and continued to eat happily after a few vague sounds.

Qiao Qixi didn't want to point out, so he didn't say anything, and because he occupied Odis's labor, Balara and Kerry couldn't take advantage of it, and could only search for food by themselves.

"Alexander is so domineering."

"Yeah, how could he do this?"

"Stupid, because Odis likes him." This is a killer whale who usually thinks seriously.

With a clatter, a black-and-white figure emerged from the water. It was Otis with a big fish in his mouth. This time he didn't shoot the fish directly out of the water. Maybe he heard the dispute on the water.

Or maybe it was reluctant to catch the fish that he had worked so hard to catch, and finally fed it to those young and strong bastards!

"Odis, you can eat it yourself." Joe Young Lizhuang Tanabata, of course, did not point to Odis to eat, and the other party was so tired yesterday, so he should rest more now: "I'll give you..."

"I'll be happy if you eat." Otis said indiscriminately, and brought the fish to Alexander's mouth with a strong sense of oppression.

It is not easy for Alexander to refuse. According to a logical analysis, he does not want to make the other party happy if he does not eat the other party's food.

"Okay." Alexander picked up the fish, beeping softly: "Sure enough, when I think about it, I become like feeding me..."

Odis looked at him: "You mean I didn't remember that I did not do well before?" His tone was serious.

Qiao Qixi wanted to cover his mouth in horror, hag, why did he say it? !

No, it should be. How can Odis be so stupid to understand such a complicated sentence

Unscientific.

"No, no, you have been doing very well." Qiao Qixi was afraid that he would be unhappy, so he hurriedly coaxed: "I was moved and cried."

Are you crying

Odis was even more puzzled. In his cognition, he would cry only when he was sad, but when Alexander cried, apart from being uncomfortable, he wanted to make things worse and wanted to force him to agree to certain things.

"What do you want me to do?" Odis jumped directly to this step.

"Huh?" Qiao Qixi obviously couldn't keep up with the thinking of this over-jumping boss, but it didn't matter, he had already accepted this species difference: "Oh, I want to chat with you."

When he said this, Qiao Qixi's eyes were already a little hot, of course this was his illusion.

About Odis, he has too many things to say, and too many questions to know.

Maybe this was the only life they could communicate with, so he wanted to talk a little more with Odis.

After all, they have been in love for decades. In fact, the other party doesn't know him at all, and he doesn't know each other at all. The two parties are really strange!

There shouldn't be a couple like them anymore in the world, right

Chat? Is it just that

Obviously, Odis is also unfamiliar with Talking Bear. He often doesn't understand. Why is Alexander interested in these

If you must rank these questions, then Alexander's ten unsolved mysteries one: Why doesn't Alexander like eating

Odis sighed as soon as he cried as soon as he was fed.

But Odis never felt bored, he always had the patience and ways to keep Alexander full.

Alexander: You fart, you are not full, QAQ, but full.

For example, now, Alexander wants to use all kinds of excuses to avoid eating. It doesn't matter, Odis gently agreed to him and grabbed more food for him.

Qiao Qixi hunted with Odis, while eating and chatting, and fed Odis with food from time to time.

His first question was still the one from yesterday, but the second time he spoke, he was obviously a bit hesitant: because he was afraid to hear the news he didn't want to accept, but wanted to hear it again, so he finally asked: "Odis, you 5 What happened after this? Is it okay?"

Odis, who caught ordinary fish very easily, turned around in the water. Compared to Alexander's melancholy, he appeared calm and calm: "After you left, they also left one after another."

"How did you leave?" Qiao Qixi asked, holding his breath.

"Too old." Odis said, "I can't eat meat."

what…

Qiao Qixi breathed a sigh of relief immediately, is that right? Naturally old? That's great, thankfully, he feels a lot better.

That's it, it's a blessing for the Lion to end up like this.

No, listening to Otis, he watched all the brothers go

"Who was the last to leave?"

"I."

Qiao Qixi's heart twitched and felt obvious colic, which was even more uncomfortable than the night he left.

Suddenly he couldn't bear to ask further down.

If Odis really took care of all his brothers, then who would take care of Odis in his old age

As if hearing the question mark in Alexander's heart, Odis, in order to cheer him up, said like a bean: "I have spent 15 rainy seasons."

"Well, it's great to live to be 15 years old." Qiao Qixi resisted the urge to whine. 15 years old in the wild is really great, really.

"The last rainy season, I went to your favorite lake again..."

Qiao Qixi interrupted: "A lot of croaking pieces?"

Odis said lightly: "Yes."

Qiao Qixi was also happy: "It's beautiful there, and it's really worth going back and seeing."

Odis disagreed, paused, and then he said, "Because I miss you."

What he meant was that he didn't think the lake was beautiful. He went back there and revisited it just because he missed Alexander.

"Yeah." Qiao Qixi's heart was frantically barraged, and I miss you so much! Don't want it! Ah, it’s so good to know what's in your mind, hum: "What happened later? Are you in danger?"

"No." Odis parted his mind, scanned the surroundings with echolocation, but did not find any fish, and continued: "I lay in the cave where we mate, and don't want to go out for food anymore."

Qiao Qixi: "..."

Odis leaned towards Qiao Qixi: "There are no companions and Alexander on the grassland. I am lonely."

So in the end, he chose to end himself.

It took a long, long time for Qiao Qixi to find his own voice, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, never dreamed that Odis would end like this.

"Woo." He tremblingly choked and corrected his boyfriend: "It's not mating, it's Huanhao."

Odis doesn't understand, but Little Bear says what he says: "Little Bear."

He called Alexander by another nickname.

Alexander Shan was extremely ashamed at this moment, but he felt very nostalgic, and said: "Did you always call me that way in the Arctic?"

"No." Odis thought for a while, and said a detail that was ignored by Joe Qixi: "Polar bears are not smart."

So during that time, he won't have any particularly intelligent mental activities, and everything is still more instinctive.

"Oh..." That's right, that's more interesting! Qiao Qixi was like digging a treasure, pulling her boyfriend to find the roots and asking: "Then why do you like me? I'm not a female."

Ask Odis, who is a polar bear, this question is destined to be unanswered, how could he know

Maybe he doesn't even understand what likes are.

But if you ask Odis, who is a killer whale, he will be able to answer without any effort. Expressing love is no stranger to their killer whales, although Otis is an atypical killer whale: "Because you are cute, I like you."

Qiao Qixi: "I like you too."

Enjoyed the warm atmosphere sweetly, and continued to ask questions. For this belated exchange, Alexander waited too long: "Odis, do you have any ideas about breeding offspring?"

This is something Alexander has always felt guilty about.

"No, I don't like females and cubs." Odis replied, and at the same time seemed to detect the location of the prey, so his figure rushed over in an instant.

"Oh, all right!

Joe felt relieved one second before Qixi, and immediately turned into Detective Conan one second later, huh? Does Otis mean that he is born a gay bear

He swam to the other side, when Odis ate the fish, and the reason he didn't give it to him was definitely because the fish was not big enough.

This little habit of love, I didn't expect Odis to remember it all the time.

Sure enough, meeting his gaze, the other party said, "Catch you a bigger fish."

"Odis, have you liked other male polar bears?" Alexander's voice was sweet, like a layer of honey.

"No." Otis moved in his heart. He likes to listen to Alexander's voice. Every time Alexander makes a sound, he feels happy.

"Neither did I." Qiao Qixi was very satisfied, so he said that they were both of each other's first love: "Do you have anything to ask me?"

He can't just catch Odis and ask, doesn't Odis have anything to know about him

"You're very smart." Odis thought for a moment, and only said one sentence.

Joe Qixi, who was praised, was extremely happy. First of all, Odis knew that he was very smart, indicating that Odis himself was also very smart.

Otherwise he could not have this knowledge.

Perhaps because of three lifetimes of experience, Odis is no longer a pure wild intelligent animal. As experience accumulates more and more, it is inevitable that he will become smarter and smarter.

Qiao Qixi guessed that, in fact, Odis had a lot of doubts and unknowns in his heart, but the other party didn't know how to ask questions.

As a top2 graduate student, he thought about whether he should play a guiding role, so he sorted out the information and said slowly: "Yes, I'm very smart."

Let's liven up the atmosphere first.

The next thing is serious: "Odis, do you have no way to understand why we changed from a polar bear to a lion, and from a lion to a killer whale, I tell you, I have no way to understand."

Odis blinked, focusing on catching the fish.

As for the little bear's tricks, he is used to it.

"But! I know that we will become other animals. After the killer whale, it may be a land animal or an air animal (in this way, Odis is more understandable)."

"A bird?" Odis raised his eyes to the sky. There were a lot of seabirds around him. Like Eddie, he was killing fish to eat. He didn't want to be a bird, too small and delicate. If he was a bird, how could he protect the little bear: "I don't want to Be a bird."

Hey, Qiao Qixi muttered: "This is not something we can choose." It would be nice to have the next life, and he would be content: "Birds are good, as long as I'm with you, I said I would like to be with you. Don't pick and choose, ah."

"What is Shit Kelang?"

"There are on the prairie, you have seen it, but I haven't told you." Because at that time did not have the ability to speak, Qiao Qixi described it as much as possible: "Do you remember the little insect that rolled the ball of dung?"

"..." That is, a small insect that eats feces, Odis was silent.

This question can also be included in one of the ten unsolved mysteries of Cubs: why doesn't he mind...

"Improper shit shell man." Otis does not care about the shit ball. The main reason is that the insects are too weak and still dangerous, and there is no way to protect themselves.

"Well, it's not appropriate if it can be inappropriate. But, Otis, you have to accept that we can't be the top animals of the food chain every time, maybe next time we cast a sardine." Qiao Qixi said.

A group of sardines was right in front, Otis looked at the slender fishes, which are the food that dolphins like, and their killer whales like to eat dolphins.

Odis thought to himself: Or eat all the dolphins in the four oceans, so that the sardines will not be eaten.

Qiao Xiaoxiong continued to beep: "I want to join the zoo, no matter what kind of animal it is, I can have a great time in the zoo!"

"What is a zoo?" Odis interrupted the unformed plan in his mind.

"The animal homes built by mankind include food and housing, and they will also find objects, but they will not force you to accept it. If you don't like it, you can refuse." Qiao Qixi knows very well, because he often visits the zoo, the advantages are the above, and there are also disadvantages: "Just a site may live with several companions, such as a lion, or may live with a tiger. Well, the space is not free. It is suitable for my kind of otaku. Maybe, it may be that I am not used to waiting for me to live in the zoo. ."

"Not good." Otis thought for a while and said he didn't like it.

"You can escape from prison!" As long as you can escape from prison, it is not a full zoo run, but it can't be a ferocious animal escape from prison. The staff will not panic if small animals like the flat-headed red panda escape from prison.

The lion won't do it.

"Hey, my dream at the zoo." Qiao Qixi muttered to himself, but didn't realize that Odis's figure was gone, um, he went hunting again: "But killer whales are also very good, carefree, thinking Hit whoever you beat, hey, Odis?"

Discovering that Odis was gone again, Alexander twisted his body to follow.

"Here, um, the killer whale is very good." Otis took time out and gently coaxed the bear, saying that he had been listening, yes, he was really satisfied with the strength and status of the killer whale, and he also knew that the killer whale Can live a long time.

It is many times that of a lion.

After eating, they found a rest in the calm sea alone.

It is still the sunshine that Odis likes, and the algae are rich. Due to the impact of yesterday's storm, there are many seaweeds floating on the water.

Their arrival scared away a wave of seaweed-eating animals, until the surroundings calmed down, and the little animals gathered again.

Perhaps because of a good mood, Qiao Qixi felt very happy to see everything today, even the sea snake that made him creepy before.

"Is it poisonous?" The one Qiao Qixi saw was a black back and yellow belly, which looked a little scary.

"No." Odis said, "Do you want to eat it?"

"In no mood."

Who wants to eat this kind of stuff...

They were so tired that they fell asleep after a few brief conversations.

I don't know how long I slept until the chattering voices of my companions awakened them.

"Hey hey, I have diarrhea." It was Eddie's voice.

"..."

"..."

"Tell him to eat so many dead fish."

None of the companions sympathized with him, everyone pricked up their ears and listened, then closed their eyes and continued to sleep.

Poor Eddie, who felt sick until midnight, had to swim far away with a whale with diarrhea.

"You guys are really...plastic brotherhood." Qiao Qixi felt that Eddie was pitiful, and quickly gave Eddie an idea: "Is it painful? In this case, you should fast for two days, just to be on the safe side."

"Why?" Eddie asked weakly, shouldn't he eat more when he is sick

"Because the beneficial bacteria in your intestines and stomach have been destroyed, you must give them a period of recovery to help you adjust your intestines and stomach." After Qiao Qixi finished speaking, he felt that he was stupid. Explain this to the killer whale. , Let’s say another way: "The fish in the Arctic are poisonous. Let’s go back to the Pacific tomorrow."

"Oh..." Eddie agreed.

Other killer whales with ears pricked up: Are Arctic fish poisonous

Alexander must have lied to Eddie, Eddie is so stupid.

Probably all the killer whales think this is fake, including Odis, who has just recovered the memory of polar bears and lions. He may not want to leave the North Pole.

This place has his familiar sense of belonging.

"Don't you like it here? Little Bear." After a long sleep, Otis regained his energy. He made a bewildering voice and hugged Alexander, who was making a decision, from under the water.

But Odis did not think that Alexander was not qualified to command them. No one knew better than Odis that Alexander was a leader.

"It's not that I don't like it, Otis, it is really poisonous here." Qiao Qixi was also helpless, so he had to tell Otis: "The living environment of the Arctic Ocean is not good, and living here for a long time will indeed lead to residual toxins in the body. I didn't lie to Eddie."

"Why is it poisonous?"

"industrial pollution."

There is no other way. Qiao Qixi has not dared to confess to the other party. He was not a polar bear in his first life. They are very different. He started with humans...

I don't know when it started, human beings have become an evil existence for animals.

"I don't understand, then there is no poison in what you said." Otis didn't seem to doubt Qiao Qixi's words, because there was no suspicion and no lies in his world.

"The environment in Antarctica is the best, followed by the South Pacific. Let's go to the South Pacific." Qiao Qixi said.

"Antarctica Antarctica, why not go to Antarctica?" Balala interrupted: "Isn't Antarctica Alexander's home?"

Yes, but...Qiao Qixi couldn't laugh or cry: "Aren't you tired? From the North Pole to the South Pole, and you haven't been to the South Pole."

"I've been to the South Pacific too." Kerry interrupted.

Oh, is this because opinions are beginning to be inconsistent

"But I haven't been, so let's go," Qiao Qixi suggested: "Should we go around the South Pacific first?"

"Go to the South Pacific." Otis couldn't listen anymore, and said directly: "They are not going, I will go with Alexander."

Seriously, maybe he wasn't happy to carry 5 oil bottles.

Head & Daya & Eddie: Oh, Barara and Kerry are going to the South Pole, and we are going to the South Pacific.

Balala & Kerry:? ? ? ? ?

They are very angry!

Isn't it just a few words with Alexander that they spread the rumors that they are going to the South Pole, nothing.

"Odis, we also go to the South Pacific."

Qiao Qixi blinked, and once again witnessed their plastic brotherhood, as well as Balala and Kerry's ability to make a difference.

"Whatever you want." Odis seemed indifferent, his companions would not affect his and Alexander's lives, and could even be used to squeeze labor: "Little Bear, let's go."

"!" Qiao Qixi was thinking, is Little Cutie going to withdraw from the stage of history