In view of the fact that as long as Qiao Qixi met the killer whale along the way, he would start beeping his broadcast, over and over again, so that other killer whales were also familiar with this broadcast and would talk about it.
One morning, I ran into a group of killer whales on the road. Before Qiao Qixi could ask questions, the other companions started to broadcast the news from afar.
Qiao Qixi:? ?
OK! This baby is very pleased! You go on!
But they would only say that they would not listen to the other's response, and Alexander still had to do this.
After receiving a response from there, Balara ran back excitedly and asked: "What did he say, Alexander tell me, what did he say?"
Kerry also pricked his ears, and his heart was pounding at this moment. Actually, he didn't want to find Herbie's family so quickly, but he didn't dare to say because Alexander would definitely beat him.
Although he didn't know where he was wrong: Kerry was right.
"They said they have never heard of anyone missing a child. Well, look at the eye spots. They are not the same kind. They are the same kind of killer whales as Odis." Herbie's type is very mysterious and rare. I don't know how humans found it in the first place.
"Does Otis's kind, do you know Otis?" The head of the group, like a steady older brother, said earnestly: "Since you are back in the Atlantic Ocean, do you want to go home and take a look?"
"..."
The head of the group dared to say such things. The other killer whales didn't dare to say anything. They didn't have the courage to worry about Odis's nostalgia. Aha, let's talk about Little Herbie.
"No." Odis was quite puzzled, why did he go home and have a look
He didn't think it was necessary, because he didn't spend a long time with relatives, and he didn't establish a close relationship.
This time, unlike the lion's encounter, Odis and the lion brothers in the previous life really established a relationship, but after becoming the family of the killer whale, there is no destiny.
"It depends on the situation. If you encounter it, you can say hello, or you can have a meal together." Qiao Qixi said, seemingly want to start, anyway, such an encounter is generally good.
"Okay." Odis immediately changed his tone, very obedient.
Cool brother group: emmmmm
Otis, you can't.
Whenever he is not on a date, Qiao Qixi also likes to talk with Herbie Chicken and coax each other to sleep.
But talking to himself is very embarrassing. In order not to make himself so embarrassed, Qiao Qixi decided to say something with content, such as an interesting story.
These are readily available!
With a slight change in the language of the killer whale, a short story can beep all night.
Elementary school students are familiar with the tortoise and the hare race, this story is very suitable for children to listen to.
"We know the tortoise, what is a rabbit? Is it a sea hare?" The big friend next to him always interrupted.
"You haven't seen it. It's a land animal that eats grass." Odis had seen rabbits and often caught them for Alexander to play with. He would eat them when he was tired of playing. He recalled: "The taste is not bad."
"No, Otis, you haven't been to land either! How do you know rabbits?" They have eaten them, damn, everyone feels unhappy.
Otis didn't bother to explain, anyway, he had eaten and played, and he was not convinced.
Qiao Qixi: "Don't make noise, can you listen to me?!" He forbids all killer whales to interrupt, and listen to the story.
Herbie was the most obedient, only looking at them with his eyes open.
The killer whales in the race know that they are faster than anyone else. They also race frequently.
Qiao Qixi: "The rabbit thinks he can run the tortoise easily. He is sure of the victory in this game and doesn't take it seriously..."
"In the end, the tortoise won the game and the rabbit lost. The rabbit is very unwilling. This story tells us that we should never despise our opponents."
"Little cute, the land tortoise crawls very slowly, it is impossible to beat the rabbit." Odis grabbed the prairie rabbit. He knows how fast this thing runs.
He has also seen turtles on land, it is really slow.
"I said it all, because the rabbit despised his opponent, he was so arrogant that he lost the game." Qiao Qixi said.
"The rabbit does not have this IQ, he will not despise his opponent, he will run if there is a bit of trouble." Otis is pragmatic.
"... Hmph, I won’t tell you anymore." Qiao Qixi didn’t want to be true to Otis. This is an anthropomorphic fable: "Let’s tell the next story. The new story is the Little Mermaid. To prevent you from arguing me, I I must tell you clearly that this is a fictional story, and there are no mermaids in the ocean."
Herbie fell asleep slowly in Alexander's gentle voice, but the six killer whales beside him were very energetic.
Each of them raised their ears and listened with gusto, and this story that happened in the ocean also inspired some of their thinking.
The little mermaid is summed up as the story of the princess and the scumbag. Normal people will feel worthless and angry for the little mermaid if they listen to it, and they want to tear the scumbag!
The killer whales thought about all kinds of problems that humans would not think of.
Barara was intoxicated: "Is the Little Mermaid a clam shell?" Only the clam shell produces pearls.
Qiao Qixi: "No! I said it was fictitious, fictitious."
Kerry: "Fish is human food. It turns out that humans will date their own food."
Qiao Qixi: No, no, yes.
They are pure Plato's love, you haven't reached that point, you lsp don't think about dating anything, okay? !
And, after listening to such a tragic story, shouldn't there be a lot of embarrassment
Sorry? Why sigh!
The killer whales did not sigh. After all, Alexander had said that this is a fictional story, that is false.
(My heart is broken, friends who are sincerely watching novels and dramas, you haven’t seen a group of killer whales thoroughly...)
Head: "Alexander, are there any other stories?"
Alexander wanted to say yes, but when he looked up at the moon, the night was already deep!
"Aren't you sleepy? Go to bed quickly, or you will have dark circles under the eyes tomorrow." Hey, he is sleepy anyway and doesn't want to tell any more stories.
"Dark circles under the eyes?" The killer whales had their companions in their minds. Whose eye circles are not black
Qiao Qixi didn't care about them, he closed his eyes and pretended to be dead. If they noisy again, Odis would solve it.
After telling the story that night, the killer whales fell in love with listening to Alexander's story.
Anyway, I want to hear stories as long as I have time.
As for Qiao Qixi, he also wants to use these stories to improve the vocabulary and imagination of the killer whales, so that the communication will be smoother.
That's a good thing.
However, the story should not be talked indiscriminately, and a phased plan needs to be made. He intends to start with some simple short stories, beginning with some suitable for elementary school students, intermediate, junior high school, senior, and high school students.
The most senior, college student... Alexander felt that it is impossible for killer whales to reach the level of understanding of college students, so this part can be crossed out.
When Alexander himself was a primary school student, the amount of reading was quite large, and there were a lot of stories stored in his head, but these stories have one thing in common, that is, they are very short, and they are finished in two or three strokes.
The killer whales who are new to the story content are like the little white readers who have just come into contact with online novels. They are not very picky about the story content, but the amount of updates must be large!
No, I just finished a story about Little Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf. Cool brother group: "Come on again, Alexander."
Qiao Qixi: "Don't worry! Let's summarize what this story teaches us."
Storytelling is not for entertainment, it must be for learning.
Kerry pondered for a moment, and said, "Are humans delicious?"
"It's not delicious, forget it, skip this one." Qiao Qixi cried QAQ, and began to regret telling this story, so he had to use a new story to wash away the impression of the previous story: "Let's talk about Ugly Duckling below. story."
The ugly duckling, the crow drinking water, the farmer and the snake... Speaking of them one by one, Alexander asked, "Do you remember Little Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf?"
ABCDE: "Remember!"
"Um..." Alexander took a deep breath and sighed. If the children who go to school have as good memories as you, would teachers and parents still worry about it
Huh, huh.
It took a month to finish telling all the stories in elementary school. Herbie's vocabulary has improved a little, and he may be able to understand a little simple vocabulary.
Eat, sleep, sigh...
And Kerry, this is definitely the knowledge Kerry has instilled in Herbie behind everyone's back.
Qiao Qixi was not sour at all, because he also secretly instilled Herbie's name behind everyone's back, but his name was pronounced too long, and Stupid Herbie couldn't remember.
This really can't be blamed, it's the baby who is not up for it.
Herbie said Kerry's name for the first time. Kerry was so happy that he wanted to go crazy. He circled everyone a lot.
Seeing his appearance, Qiao Qixi couldn't help but think of some lovely humans, and the same thing happened when happy things happened: Go downstairs and run three laps!
Herbie was also very happy. He chased behind Kerry's ass, ah...
Two naive ghosts, Alexander thought, I don't want to join in.
after awhile.
Forget it, Qiao Qixi, who feels he is still a baby, also joins this madness: ah...
Eddie looked sideways: "What are you doing?"
It looks so fun, Eddie will join in too: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
The last cry was a bit stern, because the hateful Odis squeezed him away and replaced him with chasing after Alexander. Of course he was not stupid, he just couldn't understand Eddie's cutie.
Qiao Qixi: "!"
He remembered when he was a student. At first, only a few people were running. Later, more and more people joined, and the scene became majestic.
Researcher: Hey, the information captured today is a bit abnormal. Look at it. Eight killer whales form a circle and keep spinning around. What are they doing
Researchers will never know, they are just celebrating the little killer whale has learned to call a companion's name, nothing more.
Although the storytelling trick is useless for Herbie and can't improve any language skills, it is of great use to everyone who is studying with you, and your vocabulary and imagination are up.
Before entering junior high school, Alexander was going to do a sampling test for the junior high school. It was very simple, as long as he asked a few questions.
Ask from the big to the small, the head of the delegation will come first.
"Ellio, what would you do if you were an ugly killer whale and were laughed at by everyone?"
The head did not hesitate: "Beat them."
Teacher Qiao commented on this classmate: He has good imagination and comprehension ability, and he will bring himself into the situation.
Conclusion: The behavior is very killer whale, normal IQ.
"Balala, if one day you can't hunt by yourself, what will you do to fill your stomach?"
Balala slammed into Kerry, the nearest to him: "Grab Kerry's food to eat!"
Teacher Qiao commented on the student: You can't hunt anymore, can you still grab things
Conclusion: Low intelligence.
"Kerry, if you were Little Red Riding Hood, would you open the door to the poor wolf?"
Kerry triumphantly said: "I will eat the big bad wolf." How can it be possible that he won't wait for the big bad wolf to eat him? !
Teacher Qiao commented on the student: lack of imagination, excessive self-awareness, and like to be self-centered.
Summary: average intelligence level, more conceited.
"Daya, if you are a shark, how do you think you can escape effectively when facing the hunting of killer whales?"
Daya’s problem is more in-depth, because Alexander has always known that Daya’s intelligence is very advanced, and he is one of the most promising killer whales in Xiaoshengchu!
"It's impossible." Before Daya could answer, Barara and Kerry couldn't wait to interrupt: "The sharks can't escape the hunt of the killer whale. They run slowly and stupid."
"Yes, it's impossible, even Eddie knows it!" Eddie is very clear about his position.
Alexander: "Don't interrupt!"
Daya Wangtian, these idiots: "Didn't Alexander ask you..."
"Balara, Kerry, Eddie, shut up." Odis ordered.
Only then did the scene calm down...
Daya began to answer Alexander’s question: “Sharks are stupid. When hunted by killer whales, they will only run rampant. If I were a shark, I would also become stupid, so I can’t escape.”
The other killer whales skipped the previous paragraph and directly praised the last sentence: "Yes, I can't escape."
"Okay Daya."
Teacher Qiao commented on the student: Excellent intelligence, unlimited potential, yes yes, there should be applause here.
"Eddie... Forget it, you don't need to test." Qiao Qixi directly used the performance he observed just now to give him a score: The student's intelligence is hard to express in a word, it is a wall of grass, where the wind blows.
Eddie: "Why?"
Sorry!
Qiao Qixi ignored Eddie who expressed dissatisfaction and directly asked the last student: "Odis, if you were a snake, would you kill your savior?"
"Yes." Odis answered without blinking.
"Why?" Qiao Qixi was quite surprised, really, he thought Odis would say no.
Why
"He is not my kind, he is stronger than me, and I don't trust him." Odis replied.
Teacher Qiao said with a serious face: "Anything else to add? Classmate?" He gave Otis a chance. If there were only these few sentences, the score would not be higher than Daya.
Do you want to talk
Okay, Odis said, "You taught us how ferocious snakes are. When I become a poisonous snake, it is normal to kill the farmer." He replied with great effort. Are you satisfied
In fact, this point of view is similar to Daya’s answer. Qiao Qixi shook his head and sighed.
But after a moment of silence, Otis spoke again: "I also hope that when I become the next animal, I will still have a high IQ, but we can't decide this, cute, your question itself is a bit silly."
Because there is no if.
The author has something to say: Teacher Qiao: Odis, classmate, zero points!
Otis: Cutie, can't you not afford it