Early Saturday morning.
Before seven o'clock, Ling Song opened his eyes, stared at the ceiling above his head and thought for three seconds, remembering that Wen Yuanchu hadn't come back yet, he rolled up the quilt, turned over and continued to sleep back into the cage.
Half an hour later, he was woken up by a phone call.
It was Lin Qiuyi who called, asking him to go to the manga exhibition together.
"What is a comic exhibition?"
"It's fun, you'll know when you go, I'll take you a bumpkin to learn more, come out quickly, and we'll meet at the Central Mall Station on Metro Line 2."
Anyway, already awake, Ling Song wiped his face and got up, washed up, ate something casually, and prepared to go out.
As soon as Ling Chaochao heard that he was going to the comic exhibition, he immediately raised his hands and said that he would go too.
Ling's mother stuffed her grandson over immediately: "Today, Chaochao is yours to take care of."
Ling Song reluctantly took him down.
Ling Chaochao asked him to wait, said he was going to change clothes, and went back to his room.
Ling Song yawned, and after waiting for more than ten minutes, the kid came downstairs bouncing around.
The kid changed into a small blue suit, put on a red bow tie, put on a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and put pomade on his hair, combing it to shine, put his hands in his pockets, and asked Ling Song: "Am I handsome? "
Ling Song didn't take it seriously: "What does it look like?"
Ling Chaochao despised him: "Idiot uncle, I don't even know Conan."
Forty minutes later, they met Lin Qiuyi on the subway platform. The girl was wearing a lolita outfit, with double ponytails, and her face was so makeup that Ling Song almost didn't recognize her.
Ling Chaochao blinked and exclaimed: "Miss sister, you are so beautiful."
Lin Qiuyi giggled and pinched his face: "Oh, your little mouth is so sweet, you can talk more than your uncle."
Ling Song silently took two steps back and decided to stay away from them.
It was only when he arrived at the place that Ling Song knew what the Manga Exhibition was.
A group of boys and girls in strange costumes cosplay two-dimensional anime characters here.
He was a little hard to understand.
This kind of thing is really out of his aesthetic range.
But he didn't say it, because he didn't want to be seen as having a generation gap of four hundred years with these people.
Yao Nana was also there, and next to her was Xia Langxing.
One has green hair and the other has red hair. They wear fancy clothes that are not modern, ancient, foreign, or earthy. They pose in various poses together for people to take pictures.
There were so many people around them, the shutter kept ringing, and some people screamed from time to time.
Lin Qiuyi also held up her mobile phone, taking pictures endlessly.
Ling Song looked at it for a while, and came to the conclusion that these two faces were more beautiful than others, so there were more people cheering.
Although Xia Langxing is not as good as him, he is still stronger than others.
In this day and age, you really have to look at your face in everything you do.
"Why is Yao Nana with Xia Langxing? They know each other?"
Lin Qiuyi said casually: "They are cousins, of course they know each other."
Huh
They went shopping around again and came back, Ling Chaochao was alive and kicking, and from time to time someone would come to ask him to take pictures, which made this kid very proud.
Ling Song is a bit sour, if he is dressed like this, people will take pictures and chase after him, so he can do it too.
No one here looks as good as him.
Yao Nana and Xia Langxing came to say hello to them.
Xia Langxing asked Ling Song: "I have another role to play in a while, and I lack a CP. Do you want to come with me?"
Lin Qiuyi was the first to jump out and object: "No, I won't agree. You are not allowed to play tricks on my daughter-in-law while my son-in-law is away."
Xia Langxing rolled her eyes: "I am addicted to being a mother for others, and my own mother can't control her daughter's divorce and remarriage."
Ling Song: "Does it mean that if I wear clothes like yours, many people will come to take pictures of me?"
Xia Langxing said with a smile: "Of course, we will be the most popular in the audience if we play CP together."
"Well."
Ling Song readily agreed.
Although he doesn't know what it means to be a cp, but he likes the feeling of being admired by all the stars.
Ordinary people have been working for a long time, and occasionally they have to relive the taste of being an emperor.
Lin Qiuyi turned pale with shock: "Girl, don't be fooled by him!"
Yao Nana nodded: "I think it's ok, the two of you playing CP must be very eye-catching."
Ling Song followed Xia Langxing to the lounge to change clothes and put on makeup.
Lin Qiuyi, who was one step behind, complained softly to Yao Nana: "You know that your cousin's mind is not pure, and you still help him hook up with Ling Song while Wen Yuanchu is not around?"
It was agreed to eat Yuansong together, how can you say betrayal
Yao Nana brushed her hair and smiled slightly: "Isn't Ling Song your rival in love? Wen Yuanchu can still work harder. The best way to deal with a rival in love is of course to send him into a pile with others."
Lin Qiuyi: "Oh, thank you for the invitation. A son-in-law is also a son, so we don't want to engage in a mother-son relationship."
Ling Chaochao, who was at the end, silently took out his mobile phone and sent Wen Yuanchu a WeChat message.
In the lounge, Ling Song picked up the two pieces of rag-like clothes and said, "Just wear this for me?"
Xia Langxing changed her head of blue hair, with two horns glued on her forehead, dressed in fluttering white clothes, cosplaying Xiaolongren.
Ling Song's role is Nezha in red, and he feels that the clothes are like bunts worn by the working people at the bottom of the ancient times, without any sense of immortality.
He is disgusted.
Yao Nana, who is also a part-time makeup girl, looked at him with her arms folded and said, "Wear a wig, and Nezha with a cosplay ball head suits your temperament better."
Lin Qiuyi clapped her hands: "I think it's okay."
Although she has to guard against others coveting her daughter, it is still very interesting to see her play a role.
If you don't use Ling Song's face, it will be wasted.
Ling Song didn't know what they were talking about, but after thinking about it for a while, many people would surround him and take pictures, so he endured it.
So he sat down obediently and let Yao Nana torment him.
He took out his mobile phone, and there was a WeChat message that just came in.
Wen Yuanchu: Did you go to the comic exhibition
Ling Song: How do you know
Wen Yuanchu: As Chaochao said, do you want to have a CP with someone
Ling Song: Fun! A lot of people took pictures, very cool!
Wen Yuanchu: …
five minutes later.
Wen Yuanchu: Is it okay to leave
Ling Song: Why
Wen Yuanchu: Don't play cp with others, okay
Ling Song ignored him.
They all promised to go back on their promises.
Yao Nana's movements were quick, and within 20 minutes she had already glued on the wig, tied his hair, and finished the makeup on his face.
Ling Song raised his head, looked in the mirror, and was stunned.
There are two hair bags tied with red strings on his head. There are red circles around the eye sockets, and a very coquettish flame pattern is drawn on the center of the eyebrows and on the cheekbones on both sides.
... ?.
Lin Qiuyi screamed and raised her phone to turn on the camera.
Ling Chaochao nodded: "My uncle doesn't look so stupid now."
Xia Ranxing snapped her fingers: "perfect."
Ling Song looked left and right in the mirror.
Strange is a bit strange.
But it's really pretty.
He picked up his phone, took a few selfies, and sent them to Wen Yuanchu all at once.
"do I look good?"
Wen Yuanchu opened one by one, and saw that Ling Song was smiling in the photo, looking like a doll in New Year's paintings, and pursed his lips lightly.
He picked the best one and set it as his desktop wallpaper.
Wen Yuanchu: It's pretty nice.
Ling Song: Right, I also think that I am really beautiful and prosperous.
Wen Yuanchu: Stay away from that Xia Langxing, don't stand with him, you are prettier than him, don't let him lower your average appearance.
Ling Song thinks about it, it is indeed such a reason.
I want to be beautiful, and those who are not as good-looking as me are not qualified to stand by my side.
So after that, there was always a distance of at least two people between him and Xia Ranxing.
Xia Langxing leaned over, and he moved aside.
Xia Langxing: "Hey, we agreed to have a CP together, why do you dislike me so much?"
Ling Song: "Wen Yuanchu said, I can't let you lower my average appearance."
Xia Ranxing: "..."
The onlookers booed, asking the two of them to get closer, to hug and kiss each other.
Ling Song: "???"
What's the meaning
In a large crowd, in broad daylight, how decent is it for two men to kiss and hug each other? !
Seeing that Ling Song didn't cooperate, some people were dissatisfied and complained: "Aren't you two CPs? What's wrong with hugging and kissing each other? It's impossible to take pictures from such a distance, let's get closer."
... Is this what cp means
Ling Song finally found out that he had been fooled.
Xia Langxing came over with a smile and hugged him.
The shutter sounded, and he heard the wolves of countless girls around him.
Even Lin Qiuyi couldn't hide her excitement, holding up her phone to take pictures again and again.
Apostasy without any psychological burden.
Ling Chaochao climbed up the table, raised his phone and took pictures of this scene expressionlessly.
Then send it to Wen Yuanchu.
Ling Song got out from under Xia Langxing's arm, and ran away.
Woohoo, that's terrible.
Seeing him running away, some subconsciously chased after him, and some joined in the fun and followed.
More people don't know, so I saw a group of people chasing one person, and followed.
So it turned into Ling Song running wildly in the arena alone, chasing a large group of people behind his buttocks.
Finally, he ran into the men's room like a fly without a head, hid in the cubicle, and slammed the door behind him.
Wen Yuanchu's phone call came in, Ling Song frantically pressed down to answer it.
"Wuwu, Wen Yuanchu, the people here are so scary, they all force me to have sex with them and show them."
Wen Yuanchu took a deep breath and suppressed his unhappiness: "Where are you now?"
"I ran and hid in the toilet."
"You stay there and wash off all the makeup on your face. I'll ask Chaochao to send you the clothes."
Ling Song sniffed: "Hurry up."
Ten minutes later, Ling Chaochao knocked on the door with his clothes in his arms.
Ling Song carefully opened the compartment door and stepped out awkwardly.
Ling Chaochao looked contemptuous: "Uncle is really an idiot."
Ling Song ignored him, quickly changed his clothes, and removed the ball head from the wig, but the wig was too tight for him to remove by himself, so he had to wash his face carelessly first.
Twenty minutes later, he and Ling Chaochao walked out of the men's room together.
Several others were waiting for him outside.
Lin Qiuyi and Yao Nana looked embarrassed, Xia Langxing squatted on the ground and drew circles, very depressed.
Seeing Ling Song coming out, Lin Qiuyi and Yao Nana quickly apologized to him, Ling Song waved his hands weakly: "It's okay, it has nothing to do with you."
Xia Langxing grumbled aggrievedly: "Is it so difficult to accept the CP with me? It's too embarrassing."
Ling Song said seriously: "... I'm just not used to getting too close to people."
The ghosts believe that you still rely on Wen Yuanchu's car when you take him.
Everyone saw it with their own eyes.
Yao Nana coughed lightly, interrupting the weird silence: "Let me take off the wig for you."
At noon, several of them ate hot pot outside together.
Ling Song held his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to Wen Yuanchu.
Ling Song: We have come out of the comic exhibition, and we are eating hot pot.
Ling Song: I think it's a little embarrassing.
Ling Song: Xia Langxing's eyes are red, he took advantage of me, and he was wronged.
Wen Yuanchu: ...don't pay attention to him, he's crazy.
Ling Song raised his eyes, and his gaze collided with Xia Langxing, who turned his face away.
… what does it mean
After dinner, the family driver came to pick up Ling Song and Ling Chaochao.
The three said they would take the subway back.
After getting in the car, Ling Song found that he had been dragged into a WeChat group again, besides Lin Qiuyi and Yao Nana, there was another Xia Langxing.
Group name—sisters and sisters stand up.
Ling Song:? ?
Xia Langxing: I give up, the way of saving the country with curves really doesn't work.
Xia Langxing: I thought that after seducing Ling Song, Wen Yuanchu would see his true nature and not want him.
Xia Langxing: In the end, not only did Wen Yuanchu despise me, but even Ling Song despised me.
Xia Langxing: Whoa, whoa, cry.jpg
Ling Song:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Yao Nana: Uh.
Lin Qiuyi: I just found out today, sorry to bother you.
Ling Song: Why can't I understand what you are talking about
Yao Nana: The three of us, me, Lin Qiuyi, and Xia Langxing, were all poor people who were cruelly rejected by the same man.
Xia Langxing: Crying in the arms.jpg
Xia Langxing: People like Ling Song don't understand.
Lin Qiuyi: Sisters, it's the right time to turn around, isn't it delicious to eat cp
Ling Song: ... Excuse me.
It turns out that Xia Langxing's idiot was playing Wen Yuanchu's idea...
Ling Song felt awkward, he hesitated again and again, and clicked on the dialog box with Wen Yuanchu.
Ling Song: Xia Langxing confessed to you
Wen Yuanchu: …
Ling Song: Why didn't you tell me earlier
Wen Yuanchu: There are many people who have confessed their love to me. I don’t remember all of them. You have also confessed to me before.
Forget it, pretend he didn't ask.
Wen Yuanchu: Are you angry
Ling Song: Why should I be angry
Wen Yuanchu: I have nothing to do with him.
Ling Song: Oh.
Does it have anything to do with him
Group - Sister Sister Stand Up
Xia Langxing: Some people just don't know how to be blessed when they are in the blessing, alas.
Yao Nana: @陈松? Just ignore him, old hermaphrodite, he's just jealous of you.
Lin Qiuyi: Nod obediently.jpg
Ling Song: @夏伦星? Why do people say you bully men and women? Have you ever done anything bad
Yao Nana: Wrong, he only bullies women and men.
Xia Langxing: I want to beat Wen Yuanchu, but I can't beat him.
... Last time you clearly said that you are invincible in all the schools in this district.
Ignoring the nonsense in the group, Ling Song began to think about another question.
Why do so many people like Wen Yuanchu
Yao Nana, Lin Qiuyi, Xia Langxing, and the former Ling Song
Although Wen Yuanchu is indeed handsome, has good grades, and his family is rich.
Oh, and it smells good.
Ling Song closed his eyes.
Heart pounding.
He felt that he seemed a little influenced by these people.
should not.
It should not be.