There is still half a month before New Year's Day. At the class meeting on Monday afternoon, Ma Guosheng talked about the school's New Year's Day performance.
As soon as Ma Guosheng left, the classroom became lively in an instant. Everyone talked about each other, and the squad leader waved his hand and said that if you want to apply for an individual program, you can apply separately, but they have to do a group program together.
Of course, a group show had to choose a drama with a large number of people, and it had to be the most familiar one. In the end, everyone voted, reached a consensus, and chose Snow White.
Someone suggested: "It's boring to just act. The original version, the funny version, and the evil version are all bad. We need to come up with something new. Why not play the female role in a male role, and the male role in a female role."
As soon as these words came out, there was an enthusiastic response immediately, and it was finalized on the spot.
Then there is role assignment, both self-recommendation and recommendation of others are fine.
Ling Song was confused and asked Wen Yuanchu: "Who is Snow White? Which dynasty? Why haven't I heard of it?"
Before Wen Yuanchu could say anything, Zhang Yang turned around and told him: "Snow White is a foreign girl, a foreigner, a girl, do you want to play? I think you are the most suitable to play Snow White, and no one is more suitable than you."
Wen Yuanchu frowned and reminded Ling Song: "Don't act."
Ling Song ignored him, and secretly turned on his mobile phone Baidu under the table.
It turned out to be a fairy tale, which was quite interesting.
He asked Zhang Yang: "Is there a lot of people watching the performance on stage?"
"Of course, the New Year's Day Art Show will be held by the whole school, and there will be thousands of people in the sixth grade."
Wouldn't that be spectacular
Ling Song was a little moved.
Wen Yuanchu's face darkened.
The squad leader writes down all the role names on the blackboard and determines the candidates one by one.
Ling Song was eager to try, but Wen Yuanchu pressed his hand and reminded him again: "Don't act."
Ling Song was not happy: "Why don't you act, I want it, it's so interesting."
He rolled his eyes and said, "Dad Yuanchu, why don't you act with me?"
Wen Yuanchu looked indifferent.
"It's all in English, do you remember the lines?"
Ling Song was not convinced: "I passed fifty-nine in the monthly English test this time, and I just missed the pass by one point."
For this score, he even went to chat with the English teacher. He talked all kinds of good things, and the sweet words made the English teacher happy, and helped him change the test score, although the original score was still on the report card.
But at least, he has touched the edge of passing, hasn't he
Why did Wen Yuanchu look down on him
Wen Yuanchu didn't want to talk to him.
Once you think about it, you just think about it, but when you turn around, you don't want to do it anymore, and you have to play tricks again.
Ling Song only has so much promise.
The squad leader asked on the podium: "The protagonist Snow White, is there anyone who wants to play? Or do you think anyone is suitable to recommend?"
Immediately, a girl replied: "What else is there to choose, Ling Song, isn't he the most suitable, you stinky boys have the nerve to compete with him for the role of princess?"
There was laughter in the classroom.
Ling Song was not angry even after being teased, stood up and clasped his fists to thank all the students: "Thank you for your love, but I thought about it, Snow White is the most beautiful one, so I am embarrassed to play it, I think Wen Yuanchu is more suitable, he plays the princess , I'll just play that queen."
Wen Yuanchu: "..."
As soon as Ling Song said this, there was another burst of laughter.
They really wanted Wen Yuanchu to play back, but they didn't dare to say it. Since Ling Song mentioned it, of course they had to go with the flow.
The squad leader asked: "Are you making the decision for Wen Yuanchu? Are you sure he is willing to act?"
Ling Song patted his chest and promised: "I will act as I say."
Ling Song sat down, pushed Wen Yuanchu's arm and begged him: "Just act, good father."
Wen Yuanchu frowned: "Does it have to be like this?"
Ling Song nodded vigorously.
He would never say that he actually wanted to see Wen Yuanchu in a princess outfit.
"is it good?"
Being watched eagerly by Ling Song, Wen Yuanchu hesitated again and again, and reluctantly said the word "good".
Wen Yuanchu really agreed to play the princess, but the jaws of the whole class were shocked.
The girls were even more excited. When it was their turn to choose the prince, a bunch of people went up to recommend themselves, and no one would accept the others.
The squad leader didn't like to favor one another, so he simply suggested: "That's all right, since it's a prince, let the princess choose it herself. Wen Yuanchu, tell me, who do you want to play the prince."
The girls blushed, and the boys who watched the fun made strange noises.
Wen Yuanchu frowned again.
The smile on Ling Song's face froze.
Why did you let Wen Yuan choose
Doing this is the same as letting Wen Yuan choose his concubine first, it is so beautiful to him.
Wen Yuanchu finally said: "I don't care, how about rock-paper-scissors."
Someone shouted: "Hey, you are too casual and not picky."
Wen Yuanchu glanced at Ling Song and said, "Everyone is the same."
… cut.
Everyone was very disappointed.
Ling Song felt relieved, yes, that's how it should be.
The squad leader reminded him: "Ling Song, if you play the queen, what about the king?"
Ling Song waved his hands indifferently: "You can do whatever you want, whoever likes to act, if not, rock-paper-scissors."
He whispered into Wen Yuanchu's ear and said, "The king is not important, anyway, the queen only cares about the little beautiful princess, right?"
Wen Yuanchu's ears were itchy: "...um."
That night, all the students who participated in the performance formed a group, and the group secretary sent the script she had driven out overnight to the group.
During the lecture break, Ling Song clicked on the script and glanced at it.
The front was quite interesting, but when he saw the prince kissing the princess at the end, he suddenly became unhappy.
Ling Song: Why is there a kissing scene? There is a large crowd, in broad daylight, what kind of dignity, you are still students.
Party Secretary: There is a kissing scene in the original book, this one is a classic, I changed it to a kiss on the cheek, what's wrong with it.
Ling Song: It's indecent.
Youth League Secretary: When did you come out of the feudal old stereotype
I am an unearthed cultural relic four hundred years ago.
Ling Song is confident: No, the kissing scene has been deleted, it's not good for girls, and Wen Yuanchu took advantage of it.
The girl who plays the prince: I don't mind being taken advantage of by Wen Yuanchu, it doesn't matter, I'm fine.
Ling Song: ...
Why are girls nowadays so extroverted and unrestrained, they don't mind being taken advantage of
Do your parents know what you say
annoying.
Ling Song: The influence is not good. Let the school leaders see what they think, and think that our classmate has a puppy love, which is not good.
Youth League Secretary: You think too much. The headmaster came back from overseas and is more knowledgeable and open than you.
Squad leader: @玲松? It's not you who played the princess, what are you doing so much? Wen Yuanchu himself didn't speak.
Other student No. 1: Tsk, what a sour smell.
Other classmate No. 2: Ling Song, you are not right, are you worried that girls will be taken advantage of by Wen Yuanchu, or are you worried that Wen Yuanchu will be taken advantage of by others
Other students No. 3: kdl, thank you.
Nonsense.
Ling Song put down his phone and glanced at Wen Yuanchu.
Wen Yuanchu was sorting out the courseware, and seemed to be aware of it, raised his head: "What are you doing?"
Ling Song thought: "... In that drama, the princess was woken up by the prince's kiss at the end. You can talk to the regiment secretary and ask her to change the script. You are not related to a girl or a girl. It's not good to take advantage of others." , she kissed you in front of all the teachers and students in the school, how can she marry you in the future."
Wen Yuanchu turned on his phone and read the messages in the wechat group from beginning to end.
Looking at Ling Song with an unhappy face, he thought for a while and said, "I don't really mind."
Ling Song choked.
"Why are you so embarrassed, don't you feel blushing? Let a girl kiss you in broad daylight..."
Wen Yuanchu said calmly: "Now is not four hundred years ago, it's just a performance, no one will take it seriously, what you said about not being able to get married is pure nonsense."
Ling Song couldn't speak with his mouth open, and was full of suffocation.
Yes, now is not four hundred years ago.
There may not be anyone watching booing in the street, let alone just kissing on the face on stage.
That girl is still pretty, maybe Wen Yuanchu is still having fun.
He's really bothered.
The eunuch is not in a hurry, he is anxious to kill the emperor.
Wen Yuanchu stretched out his hand and stroked his dog's head: "It's me who is kissed, whether it's taking advantage or being taken advantage of, it's me. Why are you angry?"
Ling Song lay down on the table, turned his head to avoid his hand: "Get up."
He just wasn't happy.
At that time, Wen Yuanchu will become the focus of attention, so wouldn't it be a waste for him to sacrifice his image to play the villain
Thinking with your toes, you know that everyone's attention will be on the prince and princess, and they even kissed... who will remember him as the vicious queen.
Ling Song was not happy.
Very unhappy.
If he had known this earlier, he wouldn't have urged Wen Yuanchu to play the princess.
annoying.
Wen Yuanchu knocked on the table and reminded him: "Sit up and continue the class."
Ling Song was so angry that he kicked him under the desk.
Unmoved, Wen Yuanchu picked up his pen and continued his lecture.
Ling Song was absent-minded and depressed.
Wen Yuanchu gave a lecture for 20 minutes, and asked him to do a topic. He bit his pen and was at a loss for a long time.
Wen Yuanchu ignored him, and was discussing matters with the Youth League Secretary while holding his mobile phone.
Wen Yuanchu: Let's change the script.
Party Secretary: Don’t you want a kissing scene too
Wen Yuanchu: In fact, Snow White's reverse drama is not new. There are people from other schools who have acted in it. If you trust me, let me change the script.
Youth League Secretary: I'll ask the squad leader.
five minutes later.
Youth League Secretary: The squad leader said that you should change it first, and then make a decision after seeing the effect of the change.
Wen Yuanchu: Good.
At half past ten, Wen Yuanchu finished the last verse, packed up his things and prepared to leave.
Ling Song asked him hesitantly: "Are you really not going to tell them to change the script?"
Wen Yuanchu ignored him.
Ling Song was a little awkward, took his hand and shook it: "Dad, you are my father, and you are kissing someone now, so what about my future mother?"
Wen Yuanchu pressed his head and pushed him away, eyes full of disgust: "You're talking nonsense, hurry up and take a shower and sleep."
Ling Song still didn't give up, grabbed Wen Yuanchu's hand, and blinked at him.
Wen Yuanchu was angry: "Is it related to you? Mind your own business."
Ling Song choked for a moment, then shook off his hand: "You go."
Wen Yuanchu reached out and knocked him on the head, and he really left.
Ling Song lay down on the table again.
The group was still discussing the rehearsal of the play lively, he didn't want to watch a word, he just felt extremely aggrieved.
Ten minutes later, Wen Yuanchu's WeChat message came in: "Don't lie on the table in a daze, go take a shower and go to bed early."
Ling Song sat up and glanced at the opposite building, Wen Yuanchu was standing by the window.
He raised his hand to wipe Wen Yuanchu's neck, closed the window, and pulled the curtains hard.
What's the big deal, I don't care about you anymore.
Curse you never find your mother.
It took Wen Yuanchu 20 minutes to send the revised script to the league secretary.
Ten minutes later.
League secretary:? ? ? ! ! !
League secretary: You actually fucked Ji! It's still a mother-daughter relationship, the taste is really strong!
League secretary: No! You obviously want to use the name of Ji Ji to get Ji!
In Wen Yuanchu's revised script, the queen's stepmother's attributes changed from vicious to sickly. First, she killed the king ruthlessly, and chased and killed Snow White not because she was jealous of her beauty, but because she was infatuated with her. After poisoning Snow White, it was He wanted to steal someone back to play in captivity, but unfortunately the cannon fodder prince didn't have eyes, so he wanted to get in. At the end of the script, the queen fought against the prince, all the buffs were on, the audience was carried, and finally the beauty returned.
In the end, the queen woke up the princess with a kiss.
The princess opened her eyes, and she was already in the net that the queen had set for her.
The first thing she saw was the evil smile on the corner of the queen's mouth.
This is not the end, just the beginning.
After Wen Yuanchu made such a change, the queen not only became fashionable, but also had the highest force value in the whole play, and she would definitely be the focus of the audience's attention.
Party secretary: I really didn't see it, you have worked so hard to make Ling Song happy.
Wen Yuanchu: If you think it's okay, use this, but don't tell anyone other than the squad leader that I changed the script.
League branch secretary: ... Let me discuss it with the squad leader.
During the rehearsal at noon the next day, everyone got the new version of the script revised by Wen Yuanchu.
Ling Song was not interested at first, but flipped to the end and was stunned.
Party Secretary: "The power of true love is amazing, so be it. Acting without love has no soul. Only true love can make our drama shine. Come on, everyone cheer up."
The girl who played the prince: "Hey, from the hero to the cannon fodder who sacrificed for true love, forget it, in order to fulfill the cp I'm craving, I have to do it with tears in my eyes."
Ling Song: "..."
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
He moved to Wen Yuanchu's side and asked in a low voice, "I kiss you in the end?"
"En." Wen Yuanchu nodded calmly.
Ling Song twitched, "How dare you..."
Wen Yuanchu glanced at him: "What else do you think is wrong?"
After thinking about it, Ling Song felt that the script was very good, very good.
In this way, he must be the most eye-catching one on stage, and everyone will give him applause and cheers.
As for making a small sacrifice and kissing Yuanchu, that's fine.
The group secretary is indeed his reincarnated mother.
Pooh!
He already has a father at the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, so he can't just pull him along.
Ling Song's face, which had been broken all morning, finally cleared up, and he smiled happily.
Wen Yuanchu silently rolled his eyes away.
Ling Song him, forget it...
This person has been a foolish 250 since before, so you can't expect too much from him.
No hope and no disappointment.
Um.