At that moment, I understood why someone stole chessman's red buff, and she can still live in this world alive;
At that moment, I understood why someone could command the chessman who was playing rank to drop the game and stand up just to get her a bottle of mineral water and go upstairs;
At that moment, I understood why someone's cat pretended to be a bear's heart and a leopard's guts to eat fish that shouldn't be eaten, and shamelessly rubbed the fish owner's leg to let him open a can for himself;
At that moment, I understood why a seven-figure car turned into "you want it? Give it to you";
At that moment, I understood why Lu Sicheng's salary in the past two months has not been punished for smoking foul;
At that moment, I understood why it took less than three seconds to deliver a mineral water, but Lu Sicheng was able to grind in her room for thirty minutes...
Fatty just came out to make some noodles—
But now God has let him break through various mysteries of the century without any psychological preparation... At this moment, the assistant of the China Telecom team is holding his face with one hand, and the content of the barrage flying in his mind is very rich, probably The types are like this-
[Hold the grass, hold the grass, hold the grass? ! !]
[I have crossed.]
[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !]
[They are together, excuse me? ! These two? match? ! ! !]
[My face is going to be mushy.]
[However, this is not the point.]
[No one notified me that I was green - AD ran off with the middle road, leaving me as an assistant: Why is the water in the bottom road river so green that the river crabs are dyed green? Because the fat man washes his hair upstream.]
[Spicy eyes.]
[...Wait, what were they doing in the room yesterday?]
[... Wait what did I interrupt by knocking on the door?]
[... What did the captain's crotch look like when he opened the door?]
[… Suddenly I understood why I worked hard all night with the captain and encountered a wave of reverse points. This bastard has already prepared, and he didn’t even use his own account! ! ! ! ! Worthy! ! !]
[Superman and chessman, yes, this is a couple ID.]
[Son of a bitch.]
[Son of a bitch.]
[Son of a bitch.]
Xiao Pang took off the plastic fork in his mouth, opened his mouth and said "you"; after a pause, he probably felt that "silence is better than sound at this time", so he stuffed the plastic fork back - again. He replied to the posture of holding a fork in his face at first - he silently looked at Lu Sicheng and Tong Yao, then looked down and found that Lu Sicheng's hand was still on Tong Yao's waist.
Fatty: "…"
Tong Yao blushed, and after reacting, she raised her hand in a panic and desperately tried to take Lu Sicheng's hand away from her waist, but the man's hand was firmly fixed on her waist, and she didn't move... , raised his head and mouthed to him and said "you let go"; Lu Sicheng saw that her eyes were round and black with anxiety, he raised his lips, and answered "I won't let go" by mouth -
The nursery rhyme rolled her eyes and almost fainted in anger.
Until Fatty clears his throat—
The two people who were being pulled moved for a while, then raised their heads neatly and looked at Xiao Pang, Xiao Pang switched the cup noodles to another hand, resisted the urge to throw the instant noodles at the two of them like a grenade, and thought about it. Ask: "...how long have you two been like this?"
"It's been a while." Lu Sicheng replied lightly.
Oh.
It's been a while.
… with Nima’s winter melon rind? !
"... It's a good cover, no one the fuck can see it. Yesterday, Xiao Rui was still in YY nursery rhyme and greedy wolf?" Xiao Pang asked again, "Who committed the crime first and broke the friendship between the pure revolutionary teammates?"
"Me." Lu Sicheng replied fluently, "I threatened her and threw her cat away if she didn't give in..."
Tong Yao frowned and slapped the back of his hand. Lu Sicheng let her slap, but just put the hand on her waist and put it on her shoulder, pressed the person into his arms, and patted her head as if proud: "She just followed me obediently."
Fatty: "…"
The barrage in Xiaopang's head was instantly unified into [Wori, this is also OK].
But at this moment, between Lu Sicheng's calm face and a calm expression of "It's a coincidence that you bumped into you", Xiao Chuan has a kind of suffocation that can't speak a single word. —
five minutes later.
The three of them found an empty seat and sat down. Tong Yao sat on Lu Sicheng's right hand, bowed his head and played with his fingers, with a faceless face to Jiang Dong's elders;
Lu Sicheng sat in the middle and kindly reminded Xiaopang: "Your noodles are going to be mushy";
Xiao Pang sat on the far left, opened his face, took a bite, and accidentally thought of the scene where he saw the nursery rhyme standing on tiptoe and blushing through the crowd, dragging their captain's shirt to make him bend over and kiss him. It smelled of seafood. The instant noodles suddenly turned into dog food, and when you eat it, it is full of the bitterness of a bachelor—
"You're wrong," Xiao Pang said as he put his head down, "there's only such a little girl in the team, everyone is coaxing and hugging, captain, you are the captain, if you disagree, you will go behind our backs first..."
Lu Sicheng: "If you don't make an offering first, will you keep it for you?"
Fatty: "…"
Lu Sicheng: "I'm the captain, not Lei Feng."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Xiaopang felt that what Lu Sicheng said was justified and reasonable, so he had to turn to his mid laner who seemed a little guilty and shameful: "And you are also a nursery rhyme, you said that you should play well and not fall in love with professional players. Professional players Are they all scumbags? You just slap yourself in the face—"
Tong Yao lowered her head, her chin almost disappeared into the collar, and whispered: "The captain is not Jian Yang, he doesn't mess around, and he doesn't lie, he usually puts down rank to watch the video of the game, and I sneezed next to him that day. , he stopped smoking..."
As she spoke, her voice was getting smaller and her head was getting lower and lower. On the contrary, Lu Sicheng, who was sitting beside her, had a clearer smile on his lips. He reached out and patted her head with a proud expression on his face. Ah... That was probably the case when Pope Lee Jun-hyuk was pressed to death on the bench and he won the LCK (*League of Legends Professional League Korea Division) trophy with his own hands.
Xiaopang felt that the instant noodles in front of him exuded a charming scent of dog food.
"Why did you two meet your eyes?" Little Fatty asked.
The nursery rhyme thought for a while and replied, "I don't know, if he is fierce, it will taste fierce."
Lu Sicheng didn't even think about it, and answered seriously: "It's very cute when you stand on tiptoe to hide water in the supermarket; it's very cute when you play games; I was bullied by Atai with LeBlanc and hid in the position, crying secretly, and practicing czar all night. The appearance is very cute; when I win the game, I don’t know what to do with the sun and I’m very cute; I’m very cute when I win the solo competition…”
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Tong Yao raised her hands to cover her face, and the blushing between her fingers was so red that it could drip blood.
Little Fatty said indifferently, "I'll just ask casually."
Lu Sicheng was also expressionless: "I can count a few more."
Xiao Pang continued to be expressionless: "Save it to go to church and count with your officiating priest."
Lu Sicheng turned his head and looked at him with a pity: "Don't you want to listen?"
Xiao Pang tore off the small cover of the instant noodles, inserted a plastic fork into the already soaked noodles, showing a very tangled expression, after hesitating again and again, tremblingly asked what he wanted to know the most and was most afraid to know: "Last question, where are you two... where are you?"
Lu Sicheng laughed at that moment, and laughed softly—the nursery rhyme made an "Ai" sound, put his hand on his face, kicked him under the table, and hurriedly distanced himself from Little Fatty: " Just what you see! Nothing else!"
"You didn't yell at me last night to let me take you to dive into the third, it should be another answer," Lu Sicheng turned around without haste or slow, and bent over for the nursery rhyme to pin her messy hair just now. Afterwards, the latter slapped his hand away with a blushing face, and he slowly retracted the slapped red hand, "Do you think it makes sense to lose one percent of your own now?"
Fatty: "Fart!!!!"
Lu Sicheng raised his lips: "What else do you want to ask?"
The nursery rhyme was anxious and whispered, "Lu Sicheng!"
Xiaopang waved his hand: "I just want to eat instant noodles quietly now, you go, go far!"
Lu Sicheng took the nursery rhyme and stood up, and said casually, "I just went shopping for so long and saw something I didn't buy for you";
Xiaopang stuffed his mouthful of instant noodles, and said, "I have helped you for two years, but you have not even bought a facial cleanser for me";
The nursery rhyme pulled Lu Sicheng to flee, and then chose the most expensive brand in all the cosmetics counters and bought the most expensive facial cleanser for Xiaopang—
Looking at the girl who was blushing on her fair cheeks, took out her bank card and handed it to the counter lady to swipe the card, the man stood behind her like a door god, and said sarcastically with a handsome face: "You don't have to be so guilty. Yes, he just said it casually."
"He's been with you for two years!" Tong Yao grabbed the ballpoint pen and quickly signed the bank statement without looking up, "You haven't even bought him a facial cleanser! What a pity!"
"… "
Lu Sicheng was silent until they took the things and left, and he mercilessly did not tell the nursery rhyme how complicated and complicated the eyes of the cabinet lady who had listened to their conversation were when she signed.
…
In the end, they stayed at the airport until nine o'clock in the evening before boarding the plane.
When boarding the plane, Tong Yao was already so sleepy that she was so sleepy that she saw that her seat was by the window, thinking about getting on the plane and getting a good night's sleep... As soon as she sat firmly in her seat, she saw the captain of her family in a flash. Sit down next to her.
The nursery rhyme was half awake in an instant: "...Isn't the little fat next to me?"
"He's fat, and sitting in the aisle isn't so uncomfortable, so he changed with me." Lu Sicheng took off his jacket and threw it to Nursery Rhythm, "Go to sleep, yawn ten times."
The coat had the scent of Lu Sicheng.
And his temperature.
Nursery Yao hugged his jacket and blinked: "Did he agree to let us be together?"
"...Are you sick? He said you didn't agree with me and you were going to kick me, eh?" The man stretched out his hand and pressed the head of the person beside him, "None of his business?"
The nursery rhyme lifted Lu Sicheng's jacket to cover half of his face and giggled: "No, I'm just very happy to have the support of my teammates, hehe, what are you fierce?"
Lu Sicheng sat up straight.
He lowered his eyes and thought.
"Because someone said today that I'm past the probation period, I'm not going to go back."
"..." The nursery rhyme stopped behind him and smirked.
"What I remember - I'm not Jian Yang, I don't mess around, I don't lie, I usually just rank and watch the video of the game. You sneezed next to me that day and I stopped smoking - Xiao Rui begged me for two years. I ignored him, you sneeze and I quit smoking."
"So what?" The girl behind her jacket looked a little nervous.
"It's nothing," the man turned his head and gave a clear smile to the nervous girl, those dark brown pupils were exceptionally bright, "It's a very good confession, it makes me think that I'm probably keeping the clouds open and seeing the moonlight. I'm very happy, thank you."
"… "
The first reaction of the nursery rhyme was blushing and heartbeat, thinking to me, God, this old man who is addicted to the Internet is seriously saying thank you to me!
Then after a few seconds, she calmed down a little, and didn't let herself get lost in this guy's sugar-coated cannonball: "... Reason tells me you haven't finished speaking yet, what do you want to do?"
"Nothing, I'm just reminding you," Lu Sicheng restrained his smile, changed to a comfortable sitting position, relaxed and said in a lazy tone, "If you change a man, you have to be responsible for him."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Lu Sicheng: "According to what you promised fans before, I will give you a loudspeaker at the opening ceremony of the German Cup. Go up and announce to everyone: I am smiling, and my body and mind belong to my team captain."
Nursery Rhyme: "Bah!"
Tong Yao raised her hand and covered Lu Sicheng's coat against his face. The man raised his hand and easily blocked her. At this time, Xiao Rui's voice came from behind, "What's the matter?" At the same time, she sat down in the empty row of seats beside them. , Tong Yao's body crooked, Lu Sicheng quickly took her into his arms.
Xiao Rui: "Why are you guys? Kindergarten children are so energetic? They've been sitting at the airport for a whole day and still have the energy to flutter? Captain, where do you put your hands? Take them away from the waist of the young lady, like a hooligan, is it yours? Touching casually?"
Hearing this, Lu Sicheng was probably unhappy. He rubbed his hand hard at the corner that Xiao Rui could not see, until the hair on Tong Yao's back stood up. Then he pressed her face and put her back to the position. The man's tone Naturally calm: "I asked her to do something to make her happy."
Xiao Rui yawned: "what's the matter?"
Lu Sicheng is serious: "Hold the trumpet to announce to the whole nation that her body and mind belong to me—"
Fatty coughed desperately in the row behind them.
Lu Sicheng: "Our team."
Xiao Rui nodded and commented: "It's a very sick decision, take the medicine quickly."
Nursery Rhymes: "Take medicine!"
Xiao Rui: "You two eat together."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "