"Threatening people to go to the bench or something... You either don't care, do you want to use this method?" Tong Yao raised her hand and pushed the man's face away, "Go to yourself, I will only if you are disgusting like this. Don't pass it on."
"How about otherwise?"
"Education to love, love."
"They're not you." Lu Sicheng said in a matter-of-fact tone, "Where can there be so much free love? It's a waste to give them this kind of thing."
"You haven't given me love either. You stand behind me while I'm playing rank and force it. It's not right or it's not okay. If you play weird and walk like a disabled person, you can count as your love. Do you know?" I doubt the correct meaning of the word "love"." The nursery rhyme pinched the tip of Lu Sicheng's high nose, "Sometimes when you say you are happy, you have to bring Mingshen to complain and stand in line, and Mingshen doesn't want to care about you, okay?"
Lu Sicheng thought about it seriously, then opened his thin lips lightly, and said solemnly: "Slander, I haven't done it."
The nursery rhyme pushed him away and sat up.
Then he was pushed back onto the bed.
"What?"
"Give you love?"
As he spoke, he lowered his head and took a bite on the neck of the nursery rhyme, like a dog. This person bites one place, and after a few days the marks disappear, then bites again...Tongruo couldn't stand it, he was rubbing blindly on himself, he lifted the quilt and pushed He drove him away, got up and put the quilt on his face: "If you just say you want to be a substitute, or don't say it, what if the two teenagers in secondary school become more and more agitated?"
"I won't tell them if they're honest," Lu Sicheng was covered under the quilt by her, "Take your hands away, it's boring."
Tong Yao let go of her hand, and when Lu Sicheng lifted the quilt, she wiped her sleeves, turned her face, and walked out of the room. As soon as she opened the door, she heard that the door of the base below was also opened. He didn't go back to the room, he threw the key on the table and just lay on the sofa and closed his eyes, the two cats scrambled to jump on his stomach and stepped on it...
"Old cat," nursery rhyme poked her head from upstairs, "go back to your room and sleep."
After Tong Yao finished saying this, she felt like she was trying to persuade her resentful little daughter-in-law to go home and sleep with Aunt Tong from the village next door. Her tone was full of careful nosy.
The old cat opened his eyes, turned over, curled up on the sofa aggrievedly and touched the heads of the two cats: "No, I'll sleep here tonight."
The old cat lived up to expectations and showed the heroic appearance of a resentful little daughter-in-law.
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Worried to death.
…
The scrimmage with k the next afternoon.
Lao K went back to the room early last night, but it was almost time for the training game to come out of the room today; Lao Mao refused to go back to the room, and was forced to use the base to prepare the last one for the overnight staff. Sex Toothbrush Washing…
When Lao K came out of the room, he went back to the room to change his clothes. When the two met on the stairs, the nursery rhyme felt that the whole base was filled with a suffocating silence...
In the end, the old cat passed by Lao K with his head held high and his eyes straight.
- Seeing this scene, Nursery Rhythm felt that today's training match was probably going too far.
The result was as expected.
The training game began, and everyone sat firmly in the training room on the second floor.
Lao K is used to starting in the upper half of the jungle. In this case, it is usually the top single to help the jungler with a blue bu to start, and then the top single and then go back to the line to take the line - but today, in the game, when the five-player hero "bang" "Bang Bang" appeared in the spring, Lao K directly called the nursery rhyme to help him without waiting for others to come, and Lao Mao walked directly to the line with a gloomy face...
The atmosphere was a little awkward.
Fatty pretended that nothing happened and tried to save the embarrassing atmosphere: "This version of Zyra's support is really strong, die against Thresh, Thresh has a swinging hook action before he hooks, and Zyra's eyes are sharp at the opposite side. If you just throw the flower out, you won't be able to hook it! Brother Cheng, as the god of Thresh, I don't think this can work, we have to develop a bot lane combination that restrains Zyra..."
Lu Sicheng ignored him, but turned his head and looked at Lao Mao and Lao K with a blank expression. Those eyes didn't irritate Lao Mao and Lao K, but managed to make Xiao Pang close his mouth and clear his throat. Pretend nothing happened.
"Next time, try playing Zyra with a hero with a long hand. Don't limit yourself to traditional supports. You can try other heroes."
Throwing down this sentence to prove that his ears are not deaf, Lu Sicheng took his eyes back, clicked the mouse and began to help himself. Everyone felt that Yalishan shut up, but no one thought that this was just the beginning...
Next, Lao Mao and Lao K, the two troublemakers, showed people what is called "the jungler who doesn't see the road in his eyes" and "the key (*the hot key for the 'teleport' summoned beast skill) has been pulled, I don't know. What is the support for the top order"—
After the jungler finishes brushing the monsters in the upper half area, they turn their heads and leave immediately. Even if they meet the opposite jungler in the upper half jungle area on the road, they will not give their top singles a signal to be careful of being ganked; all vision items are used to illuminate In the middle road and the bottom road, an auxiliary eye in the top road does not help;
In a mid-lane teamfight, the top laner watched as his jungler was opened, and didn't teleport to rescue him - usually at this time, if he followed his usual reaction speed, their jungler would not necessarily die, but he didn't do that, but just stood by Watching the opponent's top laner react a little slower and teleport to the bottom lane, join with the rest of his team and gather five people, directly eating his own jungler... Then he grabbed the mid laner and support with the advantage of numbers. Lu Sicheng reacted quickly and sold it. The teammates also escaped decisively, but it did not prevent the K team from successfully obtaining the first blood tower and the first soil dragon in the bottom road.
When Lu Sicheng hid in the grass and made his way back, the old cat walked slowly to the middle road, ready to help the nursery rhyme guard the first outer defense tower in the middle road—
However this was of no use.
Twelve minutes was forcibly started such a group battle by the opponent, and the first defense tower in the bottom road was dropped. At the same time, there was an extra monetary reward for the first tower that was pushed down in this game, plus a most valuable earth dragon in the current version. With the addition of three heads, the rhythm of zgd was brought to a blood loss...
It originated from Lao K's absent-mindedness, and saw so many people on the opposite side and went up to deliver it like a headless flies; it ended when the old cat was blind on the road, and he came down to support him without giving in his teleportation skills.
Team K is a strong team in the league, and they are good at playing tailwinds. When they seized this opportunity, then the two lines of Tong Yao and Lu Sicheng, which were originally five to five, even said to have a small advantage, became very sad together—
In addition, Jian Yang's rhythm was flying today, and he also carefully discovered that zgd had no "Ueno Linkage" statement today, and began to squat on the road again. Scratching the old cat...
Twenty-five minutes into a game, the old cat took a top-laner troll and was killed by the ad butterfly on the opposite side. There was no front row for the entire team, and it was delusional to even drag it to the later stage.
At 35 minutes into the game, the K team was pushed to the high ground in a wave. When the base was bombed, the record of each of the five members of the team looked miserable—
Mingshen made a "provocation", and directly used the writing pad in his hand to give the back of the head of the old cat and the old K, and gave a gift: "It's really ugly!"
Lu Sicheng didn't show any expression in his seat. He just clicked on the data chart after the game, then turned off the computer, and said lightly, "If you don't want to play the training game, just say it directly. Why waste other people's time here."
The sound was not loud, low and slow, but enough for everyone in the base on the second floor to hear.
The nursery rhyme and the little fat chrysanthemum immediately sat up straight, knowing that they were not talking, but they were still inexplicably guilty, and the cold sweat was raging. Instead, it was rare for the old cat and the old K to react uniformly at this time: that is, keep calm, keep calm Indifferent, keep your face expressionless, keep unresponsive.
Nursery Rhymes took out her phone—
[zgd, ailing: Do you have a training match today? Would you mind having one more person over there as a guest?]
[I was a hooligan when I was a high school student: What are you doing?]
[zgd, ailing: … apply for emergency asylum.]
[I was a hooligan when I was a high school student: Hahahahahaha and the K training match exploded?]
[zgd, ailing: Worse than that.]
[I was a hooligan when I was a high school student: What?]
[zgd, ailing: Ueno En Duanyijue, Brother Cheng exploded.]
[I was a hooligan when I was a high school student: … … Candle Candle Candle That is really miserable.]
…
As a result, the team next door also had a training match today, and the nursery rhyme failed to apply for asylum.
In order to escape the low air pressure in the small training room on the second floor, Nursery Rhythm chose to immerse herself in her own world - start a live broadcast, and then play rank.
At first everything was normal, until Lu Sicheng went to the conference hall and came out again, the whole person was in a low pressure state - this low pressure swept the entire training room in an instant, the man approached, lowered his eyes and glanced at the live broadcast of Nursery Rhymes, faintly. The command: "Mic is closed."
At this time, the nursery rhyme just finished playing and is waiting for the new game to be re-matched. Hearing that, I didn't dare to delay for a second to cut it out and turn off the voice, ignoring the audience [Do not close] [Unsubscribe] [Ah, ah, I'm going to tell a secret, don't give it. We're so angry] [… Brother Cheng is in a bad mood today, are you arguing?] Waiting for a series of barrages, the first second of turning off the voice, before I could type to tell the audience "just turn it off for a while", I heard Lu Sicheng and The duo of top road and jungler who sat a little inside said: "Explain."
The tone was very non-negotiable.
The old cat scratched his fiery red hair and looked impatient: "What to explain, I was caught on the road like that, how can I develop if I don't eat the line? I'm locked on the road, I can't go to other roads for support, and the economy of other roads is lost. If you don’t believe me, you can take a look at the real-time economic distribution map.”
This is quite familiar.
Lao K glanced at Lao Mao and said nothing.
Tong Yao and Xiao Pang glanced at Lu Sicheng's face and did not dare to speak.
At this time, Lu Sicheng walked directly to the nursery rhyme, moved her slightly, and directly opened the data analysis software on her computer: "The game lasts for thirty-five minutes, and your participation rate as the top orderer is 11.7%. In the whole game, the output of the opponent's hero was 12,000, which was 2,000 higher than the support. The period started from 12 minutes and 18 seconds, and there were seven large and small group battles. That was the only time we won a 4v4 teamfight - judging by your 0 kills, 6 deaths and 2 assists, you had two assists in the whole game."
The nursery rhyme looked up at Lu Sicheng blankly, and was extremely frightened: In addition to the group participation rate and kill data, what kind of bullshit was there in the following group battles? Teamfights happen in minutes and seconds, but there is no data record.
In other words, this was all written down by Lu Sicheng with his brain.
… … … … … This person is a Scorpio, so take revenge
At this time, the old cat wanted to quibble: "When I reacted to the first wave of the team battle, the opposite order had already been sent, and I will follow it again..."
"In the first wave of teamfights, when Lao K didn't have his eyes wide open and walked towards the face of the opposing mid laner and jungler, your game screen at that time was in the bottom lane - two seconds after that, the opposing laner was only sent down, if your first If you really think about it for a while, you will be a full two seconds faster than the opponent on the other side. At this time, God K is not dead. The two of you have enough time to delay until the nursery rhyme catches up and kill the opponent's mid lane output position first. The result is that you didn't down."
"I don't see a good teleport location..."
"Today, the key field of vision in the wild area of K God is sitting in the middle and lower lanes. The field of vision is so abundant that Xiao Chuan seems to have money left for the eye stone. The field of vision, the triangular grass and the opponent's blue area, whether it's front or back, how good do you need a teleportation position?"
Lu Sicheng didn't look at the old cat, just stared at the computer screen of the nursery rhyme.
When Tong Yao turned to look at him, his entire face was as cold as three feet of ice, and his dark brown pupils reflected the data on the computer screen, as if a storm was coming at any time.
The old cat dared not speak.
Lao K was also ridiculed for wasting vision items on the bottom lane, and he didn't dare to fart at this time.
The barrage in the live broadcast room of nursery rhymes is all—
[Did the training match blow up?]
[Brother Cheng's expression can eat people]
[What happened... My brother Cheng's face is going to be beaten in the next second]
[The nursery rhyme makes you angry?]
[Mom, I'm scared!]
…
Lu Sicheng was completely invisible, and directly minimized the live broadcast room.
"It's normal to have wins and losses in a game, it's not unacceptable, what did you say if you lost to K in the spring finals? But if you don't want to play games, or feel that it's a waste of time with other teammates to accompany you to get angry. It's a matter of course, then I don't think you can use it for tomorrow's game—"
Lu Sicheng's words did not fall.
Suddenly I felt a soft, warm touch touch the corners of my tight lips.
He was stunned for a moment, turned his face, and looked at the person who was holding his knees and was pushed aside by him at this time - the latter raised his head and looked at him with bright black eyes.
Lu Sicheng: "'...what are you doing?"
Nursery rhyme: "... … …
Lu Sicheng was silent for three seconds.
In the end, he threw the sentence "Think about it for yourselves", actually, just like that, turned around and left.
The training room was suddenly silent.
Everyone has a confused expression of "I don't know why, but I seem to have survived".
The nursery rhyme sat back in front of the computer, opened the live broadcast room, and suddenly found that his live broadcast room had been madly screened by a large piece of "666666666"—
[One-on-one battle against the big boss of Summoner's Canyon in zgd, win]
[One person carries the whole situation, leading his teammates to be in danger]
[Laughing to death hahahahaha I thought Brother Cheng was going to smash the base, he actually left like that hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Yes, yes, I believe you are true love]
[I serve.]
[Captain zgd is addicted to women's pornography and has no intention of coaching. The icebergs of the past were not like that. Let's walk into the science of e-sports today... ]
[This trick is good, kissing can not only shut up crazy Bibi women but also make crazy Bibi men shut up! ! ! !]
[Amazing my sister]
[This method, to be reasonable, is invincible.]
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