As soon as this big event happened, I could figure out who the culprit was with my toes.
Nursery Yao didn't care to pick up the phone, so she wanted to jump off the chair and go to the kitchen to use a kitchen knife to find the person upstairs who was still lying on her bed and have a good "love" - it was already the beginning of September, and the weather was no longer like June and July. It's sweltering heat. In the morning, the weather is also a little humid and cold. The nursery rhyme just touched the cold ground with her bare feet. She seemed to remember something, her face changed and her feet retracted, subconsciously not afraid Run around barefoot like before.
Then he was stunned by such "subconsciousness" again.
Sitting on the chair with her feet shrunk, she kept the posture that she couldn't get up or down for a while, Nursery Yao's face turned from white to blue and then red, and after a few seconds, her feet still obediently landed on the home shoes, put them on, and stood up —
At this time, her face regained a calmness, she bent down to pick up the phone, and saw that Jin Yang had thrown a missed call above, she cleared her throat, said the drooping hair away, and lowered her head to type—
[zgdx, smiling: Isn’t it normal for relatives to delay for a day or two? Do you think that acting in a TV series is a one-day delay, how can there be such a mysterious thing?]
[Amao Tiniang: I now think you are a rather mysterious person.]
[Amao Tina: Your relatives have always been very accurate, one day is not bad, don't lie to me.]
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
[zgdx, smiling: Damn, your tone of voice that understands me better than me is a bit perverted!]
She pretended to be relaxed, but who is Jinyang? The nursery rhymes didn't work for her at all. At that time, she ignored her ridicule and asked directly: [Amao Ti Niang: Don't interrupt, you young people Ah, I'm so pissed off, did you ever use an umbrella when the clouds were turning over the rain?]
Jin Yang's tone is obviously "If you dare to say that I won't hit me, I will hit you". The nursery rhyme was asked by Jin Yang's question on WeChat that he could no longer be strong and calm. I took off my raincoat, umbrella and small water shoes and covered it tightly." After returning, he threw his phone away, so embarrassed that he didn't dare to look at it again, he went upstairs—
She didn't lie to Jinyang.
Although Lu Sicheng has been blind every day since he opened the meat, he doesn't know how to write the word "control", but this person is reluctant to take an extra bite of medicine, so how could he carry a gun without being safe? The "little umbrellas" they played weren't the kind of street coin machines that dropped a lot of money for a dollar. It stands to reason that the chance of winning is less than 0.1%—
But the problem was when they did something for the first time, it happened suddenly and urgently (Captain Lu's original words), there must be no safety measures, although Lu Sicheng didn't put it in it at that time, but this so-called "No way to put it in." The chance of getting hit inside" is actually not small compared to the "little umbrella" that was damaged by the "storm" and leaked.
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Thinking of this, the nursery rhyme person was already standing at the entrance of the stairs, her face changed and changed - in fact, after that time, Lu Sicheng bought her medicine, but she forgot to take it.
Grass mud horse.
The nursery rhyme reached out and scratched his hair in a collapse, feeling that he was outrageously stupid—
There were a lot of things going on at that time, and I lived in "sweetness" and "torment" every day. Every minute was the switching mode between heaven and hell that I figured out in one second and couldn't figure it out in the next... So even if Lu Sicheng bought it for her She took the medicine, told her to take it, and she agreed in a vague way, but when she got back to the room, she forgot about it to the back of her head.
... Well now, retribution is coming.
As the saying goes, self-inflicted sin cannot live.
The nursery rhyme walked lightly to the door of her own room, just a few steps away, she had already staged a 120-episode TVB annual masterpiece called "E-sports" in her mind, starting from Lu Sicheng In the end, the chaos was abandoned until her mother beat her up and then hugged her and cried bitterly. In the end, she gave birth to a son who looked like a heartbreaker alone. She worked hard to pull up the drama of meeting the heartbreaker on the street after many years of growing up. I figured it out...
When she was holding the handle of her own door, she was very entangled whether she wanted to let her son and Lu Sicheng recognize each other so that the TV series had a happy ending, the male lead of "E-sports" was sleeping peacefully on her bed, and he Turned over.
Nursery Yao pushed open the door and walked in, walked to the bed step by step, and sat beside the man.
Lu Sicheng felt in a daze that the bed beside him was sinking a little, and he didn't fully wake up, but just groped and grabbed her hand and held it—the nursery rhyme was pulled by him like this, the man's palm was warm and generous, and she immediately softened. I think it's still a happy ending for those who ride a horse
His butt slipped from the bedside, and Nursery Yao sat on the rug beside the bed with the hand held by Lu Sicheng, with his chin on the bedside, stared at the man's handsome face for a while, and then called out his name.
Lu Sicheng slept lightly, and when he heard his name being called, he answered from his nose.
The nursery rhyme thought for a while and said, "Captain, I seem to be pregnant."
Lu Sicheng's originally closed eyes opened immediately.
The dark brown pupils and the pair of black eyes on the edge of the bed looked at each other for a few seconds, from initial surprise to confusion to speechlessness, it was unpredictable for a while - for a long time, he nodded under the nervous gaze of nursery rhyme, When he spoke, his voice was low and hoarse: "Okay, today's trick is surprisingly successful. It's much fresher than those a few days ago. You smashed the summer championship cup."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Thinking of the lies that he had been panicking in the past few days in order to coax Lu Sicheng to get up and play nonsense with him, the nursery rhyme once again deeply felt the matter of "doing something wrong and not living" in just ten minutes.
In a daze, Lu Sicheng yawned, reached out and pinched the tip of her nose: "Sleep for another half an hour and get up."
After he finished speaking, he was about to turn over again—but before he had time to turn over completely, he felt the hand he was pulling hastily pulled away from his palm, and the small slender arm squatted up like an octopus and hugged him. His body turned him over forcibly: "Don't sleep! I'm serious! Relatives haven't been here for two days! For the past five years, my relatives who can't be affected by ups and downs every month for 30 days have been late for two days! Lu Sicheng, you give I get up-"
Before the nursery rhyme was finished, the man had already turned over and sat up—she was originally half-prostrate on Lu Sicheng, but now she was caught off guard and almost sat on the ground, but fortunately, the man scooped her up to the bed with a long arm in time, and the nursery rhyme finally brought her along. The quilt was held firmly by him, and she heard Lu Sicheng ask in her ear, "Say it again."
The sound was calm.
Tong Yao didn't know what he was thinking, and began to panic again.
"I know there were safety measures before, but the first time I didn't, oh my god, this may be my fault. Actually, I forgot to take the medicine that time. You bought it for me, but I just forgot. Who asked you to remind me more - it's been a few days when I think about it, if the genes of my son Jiji are probably set to be aa or aa, I'm afraid you know and nagging me again, so you will secretly give the medicine threw… "
The nursery rhyme felt inexplicably guilty, and the man shoved him into the bed with his body temperature before he could finish the ramble... In the midst of the nursery rhyme's confusion, Lu Sicheng rolled over from the bed and got out of bed, stood steady beside the bed, thinking about it. When she was about to turn around, she suddenly paused, bent down and covered the quilt for her, and then turned around again—
The nursery rhyme thought he was leaving, and his heart sank.
The man just turned around and went into the bathroom.
Leaving the nursery rhymes sitting alone on the warm bed, listening to the rushing voices coming from the bathroom, she was dazed and in a daze... At the same time, she was still a little dazed, and she thought about it: I heard that she was a fool for three years after being pregnant. At that time, if the clumsy repairing knife can't be repaired well, how can you carry the banner of saving China's e-sports? This is simply death before the apprenticeship, and Hua Mulan became pregnant before the Huns were killed. If it spreads out, it still doesn't make people laugh out loud
No, no, no, this has to be-
The more nursery rhymes thought about it, the more wrong it got, and an idea came to mind: go to the hospital to remove it
As soon as this idea came out of the nursery rhyme, she subconsciously covered her stomach, her face turned pale, and her heart suddenly became messy, and she subconsciously wanted to deny the idea - she didn't even have time to think carefully about where this "subconscious" came from. come.
Then she started thinking about how to explain it to her family. Before she spoke, she could imagine that her parents would be able to drive an armored vehicle to smash the gate of China Telecom base just two hours later...
While thinking about it, I didn't realize that the water in the bathroom stopped. There was a click on the door. The man with water vapor came out with a bath towel. , If I played the nursery rhyme before, I would think it was quite tempting, but now I don't know why, my nose is sore and the circles of my eyes are red, and tears are falling like drops of water hanging on Lu Sicheng's shoulders—
Lu Sicheng stepped out of the bathroom and didn't have time to say a word. When he looked up, he saw the person sitting on the bed hugging the quilt and crying aggrievedly. He was also a little confused.
Standing far away and not daring to approach, he asked, "What's wrong?"
After thinking about it, I felt that my question seemed to be purely scolding, so I quickly added: "Don't cry, why are you crying."
Lu Sicheng couldn't stand stupidly no matter how stupid he was. He walked to the bed and wiped two handfuls of water off his body with the towel in his hand. He didn't care about putting on his pants. She hasn't shed a few tears for half a year. Now she's crying like someone who opened the floodgates and hugged her tightly, patted her on the back, and when she calmed down a little, she asked cautiously, "What did you just say?"
The nursery rhyme raised her head and stared at him with eyes as red as a rabbit. For a long time, she said in a thick nasal voice: "I'm pregnant, it's your fault."
The six words are sonorous and powerful, with a strong voice.
Lu Sicheng: "..."
After taking a bath, his head has been much clearer - even if he was drowsy, he was actually woken up when he just sat up from the bed, and now he can be sure of only one thing: it seems that he was not dreaming just now.
Lu Sicheng was silent for more than ten seconds, but his mind turned back and forth. However, when the dark brown eyes became more and more settled, he lowered his head and looked at the person in his arms, but he already had the result in his heart—
The whole process was so quick that even he was surprised.
Even now, when he is holding the soft girl in his arms, he still has an unreal feeling of dreaming.
Just as he was about to speak, Yu Guang accidentally glanced at the uneasiness in the corners of her red eyes and black eyes, and suddenly stopped, raised his big hand to tidy up her messy hair, and said gently: "Then What did you plan to do?"
At this time, the nursery rhymes were upset, and I didn't hear the gentleness and accommodating in Lu Sicheng's tone at all. The plot of the TVB drama that had been supplemented by the brain was too full. Now listening to him ask such a question, I subconsciously thought that he was going to dump the blame. , I can't wait to open the window and cry outside, and feel sorry for the non-legendary white horse that I met!
"What's your plan? Ask me, son!" Tong Yao reached out and pushed Lu Sicheng away, got up from his arms and stared at him condescendingly on the bed, "In two days, the closed training will start, and then I will go to the World Finals in the United States in another month. Do you want me to go to the hospital to remove him now? I don’t know it will hurt? I have never heard of a miscarriage and confinement? So how can I sit on the competition stage and play the game, let the organizer exchange the cold drink of the players for rock sugar bird's nest? And this is not the point of the horse, it will really hurt! Also, you know the North American Tucaojun's Do you want to complain about the supernatural being? I don't want to have a small piao on my shoulders as a shoulder pendant in the future. Xiao piao is very pitiful, and I am also very pitiful! What do you mean by letting me make a decision, I made the decision If something happens in the future, you don't have to take the blame—"
Before the nursery rhyme was finished, the man stretched out his long hand and pulled her back into his arms while the other big hand stretched out to cover her mouth—when she fell on the soft blanket in his arms, the tip of her nose hit him hard. His shoulders, and his breathing was a little unsmooth because he was too excited...
She "woohoo" twice, and Lu Sicheng took his hand away.
The nursery rhyme is like a defeated rooster: "I'm afraid of pain."
Lu Sicheng stared at her drooping head, and he knew how frustrated she was if he couldn't see her face. In desperation, he wanted to pick her up and beat her up, but he could only pursed his thin lips and said angrily, "No one told you to go to the hospital to get it. Drop him, what are you afraid of?"
The nursery rhyme raised her head with wide eyes.
He looked at those dark brown pupils.
He bowed his head again.
Lu Sicheng: "I didn't say a word about your anger?"
The corners of the nursery rhyme's lips twitched, and she said dryly: "Pregnant women are very irritable."
Lu Sicheng: "..."
Lu Sicheng wanted to say that I've only heard about the sudden fullness of maternal brilliance after being pregnant, and I've never heard of such nonsense that anyone who sees one bites after being pregnant... However, the corners of his lips moved, and he still closed his mouth.
At this time, Tong Yao raised her hand and patted his shoulder softly... Seeing that Lu Sicheng was motionless around his waist, he stepped up and patted him again - at this moment, Lu Sicheng was holding her, afraid that she would not sit still. As he slipped down, he was afraid of hugging and strangling her, so he was suddenly distracted, and was slapped sideways by her slap.
The nursery rhyme was stunned for a moment, then retracted her hand.
Lu Sicheng sighed, rubbed her hair, and pushed her into his arms with his big hands. At first, the nursery rhyme didn't cooperate and struggled a bit, but after struggling a few times, he found that his strength couldn't screw him, so he simply gave up and lay down. Lying down in his arms.
Between the silences, Nursery Rhythm felt Lu Sicheng's hand on the back of her head slide down, slid soothingly on her back, and finally landed on her hand and inserted between her fingers. She pinched her middle finger thoughtfully—
"There's always something, why are you panicking? You're still crying, you cry when I say anything? Did I say no? I'll ask your own opinion, I'm afraid that you will worry about studying, playing games, etc., I want to let you give birth directly, give birth soon, and you want to blame me for what you don't want to do. Now you don't have any opinions, of course I won't... Tsk, in short, first determine whether it is true, if it is true, then apply for the US visa first? Let me take you to Las Vegas before the group stage. You still have to wait two years in China to keep you young. You can get your license when you reach the legal age. It would be nice to spend your birthday with you on your wedding anniversary and save a cake... Uh, but I also have to buy a ring. I’m in a hurry. I don’t know if it’s too late to order. Which brand do you like? Although I can afford whichever one I like, but with such a superficial line of yours, I think I need to leave some time for you to Baidu. Which brand is the most expensive-"
Lu Sicheng spoke intermittently, thinking of where to say it, but the more the nursery rhyme became, the more wrong it became.
He took his head from Lu Sicheng's chest: "Who is going to marry you?"
Lu Sicheng paused and raised his eyebrows, "Aren't you going to marry?"
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Lu Sicheng: "?"
Nursery Rhyme: "No roses, no kneeling, and even the promised eight-carat diamond ring on a horse is to get on the bus first and then make up the ticket. I'm going to marry you as soon as I wrap it in a quilt and hold it in my arms? Which bandit from the top of the mountain are you?"
Lu Sicheng: "..."
Tong Yao frowned: "Don't marry! You go!"
Lu Sicheng raised his hand and patted her forehead: "Pride in favor."
The nursery rhyme was filmed shrinking his neck, stared at him for a while, mumbled, and got into his arms again - the man's embrace was warm and firm, and being held by him seemed to be enclosed in a world, as if being held by him. Influenced by calmness and calmness, the anxiety and speculation before dissipated a little, Nursery Rhymes closed his eyes, paused for a while, and then wrapped his arms around his waist.
"... So which brand of diamond ring is the most expensive?"
"I'm sorry to get married for the first time, I don't know. I'll tell you later when I have experience?"
"… mean."
"shallow."
"...I told you that this is not a marriage proposal."
"Okay, it doesn't count."
"Form is important, I'm a traditional woman."
"You're thinking about an eight-carat diamond ring."
"There's no shortage of roses either."
"Anything else to ask, let's finish together."
Nursery Rhymes thought about it.
"Why don't you find a helicopter to sprinkle roses all the way from the sky, the banners don't need to be too vulgar, you can just use roses, sprinkle them all the way from the gate of the community courtyard and sprinkle them all over the roof of the base—"
"Nursery Rhymes."
"what?"
"pass."
"… Oh."
158. Chapter 158
"Anyway, let's decide if we should talk about it first," Lu Sicheng patted the person wrapped in the quilt in his arms, "Don't panic, what's the panic, after you have a daughter, you can accompany you to lose the family, and the salesperson should talk to you when you go out. It's a sister... Don't you like listening to this kind of flattering lie the most?"
The nursery rhyme took a breath and imagined that the picture seemed to be not bad, so she finally spoke without crying: "...you seem to be very experienced."
Lu Sicheng laughed coldly and said, "Since I was a child, my ears have developed calluses. Last time I accompanied my mother to Japan, the salesperson asked her if she was Angelababy and gave her a treat... You women are so easy to deceive. "
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
The future mother-in-law is no longer a "deceptive" problem. You can believe this kind of words. It seems that it can only be called "losing yourself".
The nursery rhyme rubbed in the man's arms: "But I like my son. When I was a child, my brother was very cute. He followed me with a big head and a big head and called my sister, and even danced an elephant dance for me-"
Lu Sicheng raised his eyebrows: "Your brother is still showing you the elephant dance?"
Tong Yao raised her hand and patted him on the chest: "Go away, he has gone to college and is your little fan."
Lu Sicheng didn't understand the meaning of the nursery rhyme, and he was still immersed in the world of elephant dance and couldn't extricate himself. Hearing this, he immediately said: "If you're a little fan of mine, you don't need to dance to me. I have it myself. passed."
Seeing that if he didn't get up from his arms, the car was probably going to drive to the middle of Qiu Ming Mountain. Tong Yao picked up his head from the man's chest and was about to get out of bed, when he bent over and leaned out beside the bed to watch. Look, paused—Lu Sicheng asked her what was wrong, and the nursery rhyme hummed, "Shoes."
Lu Sicheng had no choice but to jump out of bed wearing a pair of panties to get her back the slipper that had just fallen away, put it away, look down at her slipping off the bed and put on the slipper, and couldn't help but tease: "Look at you being hypocritical. ."
"If you want to give birth to a younger brother, you can't catch a cold." Tong Yao put on her slippers and raised her eyes enough to give him a look, "You used to be reluctant to touch cold water when you came to relatives, but now you think I'm hypocritical. Your cousin's wife?"
Lu Sicheng: "No, I also particularly like your appearance with a strong sense of safety precautions and a life-saving look."
Nursery Rhymes looked back and opened her clothes drawer naturally. She grabbed a man with oversized shorts and a t-shirt that she didn't know when to put it in and put it on her body, confused: "Are you complimenting me?"
Lu Sicheng said seriously and calmly, "Yes."
three minutes later.
Xiao Rui and Xiao Pang, who were sitting on the first floor of the base eating breakfast cereal, looked up and saw Lu Sicheng and Tong Yao walking downstairs side by side - Lu Sicheng was holding the hand of Tong Yao, just like Li Lianying was supporting Cixi.
Xiao Pang looked at the nursery rhyme with a terrified expression, and said surprisingly, "Are you pregnant?"
Tong Yao's feet slipped, Lu Sicheng quickly hugged her waist - both of them looked at each other with a cold sweat, Tong Yao stood firm, glared at Xiao Pang, and Xiao Rui next to him clapped the table and laughed: "It's good to be pregnant. , the child is born with a lot of godfathers, and each one donates a pack of diapers for a month!"
Xiaopang: "Don't, is it a foul for the six of us to play in the game?"
Xiao Rui: "Zgdx team's middle lane has become a double lane, the sixth man in the world arena, speak out and scare them to death."
Fat: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Listening to the two of them singing together, the nursery rhyme really convinced these guys who run the train with their mouths full of life and still run the same thing... At this time, only Lu Sicheng was serious, and looked down at her slippers: "In the afternoon, change to a non-slip one, But your own cerebellum is underdeveloped, what if you step on a hedgehog under your feet and you can fall?"
The nursery rhyme rolled her eyes: "Then hold me wherever you go?"
Lu Sicheng: "It's not impossible."
Lu Sicheng placed her in his seat, then turned around to get her breakfast and warmed the milk. When he came back, he saw two cats squatting on her cross-legged legs, which together were estimated to weigh 25 pounds. The game was still running on the computer, the corners of his eyes trembled, he thought for a while and asked in a low voice, "Radiation?"
The nursery rhyme said "Oh" with a calm expression: "You go buy a lead plate and I'll stuff it in my stomach?"
Lu Sicheng raised his eyebrows: "I'm serious with you."
Nursery Rhyme: "I'll tell you seriously, you still need training to ride a horse. What kind of radiation does it radiate? How big is the computer's radiation energy? It's still a college student!"
Lu Sicheng patted her head and didn't say anything to let her play. He reached out and picked up the two cats that were leaning on her and looked at them. With big eyes, he decided to put Xiaopang in the pet box and take them with him. Going to take a bath and getting vaccinated, then turned around and prepared to go to the nearby drugstore to buy pregnancy test products... When I went out, the nursery rhyme was still inside and asked: "You just stared at my cats and looked at them, don't you want to release them?"
Standing at the entrance, Lu Sicheng replied, "...I prefer to release you. Where did you pick it up and put it back."
Nursery Rhyme: "Where?"
Lu Sicheng: "Trash can."
After speaking, he slammed the door and went out to the pharmacy.
The downside of being tall and handsome is that the salesperson at the drug store looked at him with a subtle expression, and the expression on his face when he handed him the pregnancy test product was probably like: Big brother, didn't you just come to buy the contraceptive pill? I came to buy a pregnancy test stick in a month. Isn't it for a girl
For the first time in his life, Lu Sicheng knew what it was like to be embarrassed. He grabbed things and settled the bill. When he walked out of the pharmacy, he secretly swore that he would never come to this pharmacy to take care of business again in his life.
Back in front of the base door, like a thief, he tore the packaging and threw it into the trash from afar, put the things in his pocket, pretended to calmly knocked on the base door—the door opened by the nursery rhyme, two of them stood one by one. One of them stood outside the door and looked at each other. With flickering eyes, Lu Sicheng suddenly felt that his accomplices were coming, and one thief became two thieves.
Lu Sicheng stood at the entrance and gave the nursery rhyme something.
The nursery rhyme's hand shook and fell to the ground.
Seeing this, Lu Sicheng quickly bent over to pick it up, and put a cold sweat on Nursery Rhyme.
The nursery rhyme said with a sad face: "I'm nervous."
Lu Sicheng was also expressionless: "I wasn't so nervous when I called to check my college entrance examination results, let's go."
The nursery rhyme rubbed the clothes with the palm of his hand, and stretched out the tip of his tongue to lick his lips: "How do you play this thing?"
Lu Sicheng: "Urine test, wait for it after the test, two lines are for an eight-carat diamond ring, and one line is for being beaten up by me and then having a fucking meal with a free bed set for tomorrow, and I'll put you on the bed for breakfast."
The nursery rhyme suddenly looked alert: "How do you understand so much?"
Lu Sicheng looked calm and looked at her like an idiot: "Because I read the manual."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
The eight-carat diamond ring was still pressed on the bed and tossed all night. The gap between the two is a little far away. When the nursery rhyme walked upstairs with a tight little face, I felt even more nervous, and I couldn't even say what I wanted to see. Which result... I went upstairs, lowered his head and looked down to see that Lu Sicheng was standing by the stairs, and looked up at her seriously, his dark brown pupils were full of silence.
There is a calm and calm general style of "the soldiers will block, the water will cover the soil".
The nursery rhyme was relieved, and she mouthed from a distance: "I'm going."
She saw Lu Sicheng nodded slowly.
The nursery rhyme turned around and went back to the room, went into the toilet, closed the toilet door, and took a deep breath into the toilet: I have never had such complicated emotions about the toilet in my life, as if I had to look at the old man's face on the toilet for the rest of my life.
159. Chapter 159
After the nursery rhyme hid in the room, Lu Sicheng returned to the ground floor of the base with a calm expression on his face. At this time, the team next door came back from the bubbling match, and inferred from the style of the boss standing at the gate of the base beaming red envelopes: it seems to have been taken smoothly. Got the last ticket to s6.
Congratulations to yqcb.
Lu Sicheng sat down on the sofa, his eyes wandering and occasionally looking at a closed door upstairs, Xiao Rui felt his soul restless and asked him what was wrong, Lu Sicheng paused and replied lazily: "When I wake up in the morning I have a low-grade fever, and there is no thermometer at the base, so I bought one for her and let her see if she has a fever."
The voice was even and steady, without any flaws.
Xiao Rui: "Oh!"
While talking, Lu Sicheng couldn't help but looked up and glanced at the door of the door upstairs, then sat down stupidly and came to his senses. If he sat down like this and waited for the nursery rhyme to come out, he would turn into three blank eyes... Realizing that he couldn't continue like this, he simply stood up. I got up, walked to the computer, pulled out my chair, sat down and started a game.
When I entered the game, I chose a Kalista that I was good at and famous for, not to win or to have a suitable lineup, but I just thought it would be more delicious to cooperate with special heroes at special moments... When locked, he had a kind of hero going on. In the battle of life and death of honor, when he sacrificed his long-sealed divine sword, the mountain was shaking and the feeling of vigor and vitality was felt.
However, the whole game was not as sharp and sword shadow as imagined.
—Because Lu Sicheng is really not as calm as he appears.
For the first time in his life, he discovered that the map of Summoner's Rift was so complicated that he could actually get lost in it. The first time he took the buff, he waited for him to stare at the screen mechanically and finish eating the buff monster, and then he looked up and found his own mid laner. Having typed a series of terrified "???", Lu Sicheng was stunned for a while, then blinked to find that the plate under his character's feet was blue instead of red.
… As an ad, he should get the red buff, not the blue buff from the poor mid laner.
The corners of his lips twitched and he typed "sry". As an apology, Lu Sicheng ran to the middle lane to gank a wave, helping his own mid laner to kill the opposite mid laner, and robbing the other's mid laner Lan... And this is also him. The only bright spot of this game compared to "chessman", after taking the blue for the mid laner, he immediately returned to the state of Lost Summoner's Canyon—the audience was wandering; Inexplicably suffered a few towers; playing in a group and going to the opposite side of the output; there is no need for a big move, and assisting a bull head is also very desperate. At first, it was a crazy signal, and after finding that no one paid attention to him, he switched to Zhongying Three Korean languages began to type - Niu Tau: [What happened? (middle)]
Niu Tau: [Is ad really a chessman! (Korean)]
Bull Tau: [faker chessman?]
Niu Tau: [Fat, let go of chessman's account, don't waste your ad account. (middle)]
Niu Tau: [This wave is not allowed, don't go. (Korean)]
Bull Tau: [noooooooooooob! why so nooooob!]
Bull Tau: [me crazy.]
Bull Tau: [faker chessman! ! ! f*ck! ! gg!]
At the end of the fight, until the base was pushed away, Lu Sicheng didn't know who the bullhead who was in the shadow of him was—probably a professional assistant in the professional league of the lpl division, who was proficient in Chinese, Japanese and Korean... Lu Sichengqi I came out and saw that my damage output was not much higher than that of the jungler. He smiled and said to the support behind him, "I drove a support crazy."
After hearing this, Xiaopang stretched out his head and glanced at the id of the old cow who was driven crazy by Lu Sicheng: "Hey, this id seems to be the captain next door."
Lu Sicheng: "..."
As soon as Xiao Pang's words fell, they heard the roar of Liang Sheng, the captain of the next team, from the yard outside: "Wori, dead fat man, are you trying to cheat on me? You also took Kalista and Kali. Star is Lu Sicheng? Who the hell are you kidding! Fighting against the face! The blue who also eats the mid laner! Spicy eyes!"
Hearing the words, Xiao Pang glanced at Lu Sicheng, walked to the window and pouted his ass and shouted, "Fuck you! Brother Cheng did it himself! I just want to break your mentality so that you can't go to S6! What's the matter? Like! Vicious no!"
Between the two teams helping you and roaring, Lu Sicheng stood up, kicked the stool, and went upstairs.
…
Lu Sicheng didn't knock on the door, opened the door of the nursery rhyme room, and went straight in - there was no one in the room, the toilet door was tightly closed, the man's thin lips pursed lightly, finally revealing the nervousness that had been concealed for a long time, he walked to the toilet door and knocked on the door, Ask: "Are you still alive?"
Then I heard a chaotic commotion inside, like someone was busy doing tidying up, and the sound of the toilet lid... Lu Sicheng was silent for a while, and couldn't help reminding: "Slow down, open the door."
The door opened.
The nursery rhyme revealed a tense face from behind the door. Lu Sicheng reached out and pinched her face, pretending to be relaxed and asked, "How is it?"
Tong Yao shook his head and stepped aside. Lu Sicheng stepped into the toilet sideways, and glanced at it—he bought a total of four pregnancy test sticks, and now the four pregnancy test sticks are sitting upright on the sink without unpacking them. .
Lu Sicheng: "..."
The nursery rhyme grabbed the corner of Lu Sicheng's clothes: "I'm nervous."
Lu Sicheng: "I have successfully dropped from the king to the master below. Your progress here is still '0', so what's the point of my dropping points, can you still recover?"
Nursery Rhyme: "No."
The nursery rhyme reached out and pushed him: "you go out, I'm more nervous when you're here, and I can't pee."
Lu Sicheng glanced at her helplessly, and there was nothing he could do about her, so he had to turn around and go out - instead of walking away after going out, he put his ear to the door - as soon as he put it on, he heard a slap inside and slapped the door. He was startled: "Don't eavesdrop!!! You pervert!!!"
Lu Sicheng: "..."
The nursery rhyme locked the door.
Lu Sicheng turned around and started looking for the toilet door key. After finding the key, he went back to the toilet door and heard the sound of tearing the packaging bag. He waited for a while, and then opened the door with the key. When he opened the door, he scared the person who was bending over to get the pregnancy test stick. After a jump, he turned his head to look at him and then blushed. Lu Sicheng directly held her head and stretched his neck to ask, "Have you urinated?"
Nursery rhyme: "..."
Nursery Rhyme: "Damn mental retardation! Breaking in just to see the toilet I used? Fuck! Come on! There are perverts here—you go out for me—"
Lu Sicheng stretched out his hand and picked her up directly. Tong Yao covered his face with his hand and pushed it away. The two held a pregnancy test stick in the bathroom and scuffled together. , Lu Sicheng heard a desperate flushing sound in his ears.
Lu Sicheng: "..."
The nursery rhyme poked the man's frozen coffin face with an unused pregnancy test stick: "Fight with me."
Lu Sicheng pinched her smug face and said expressionlessly, "If it's a line... Really, you won't even want to get out of bed until the end of the holiday."
The two had had enough trouble, and Tong Yao smiled and hugged him by the waist and pushed him out of the bathroom door, confiscated the key, and re-locked the door - Lu Sicheng leaned directly against the door, like a male penguin waiting for the little penguin to break its shell.
Then, 30 minutes later, he heard the people inside "Ah," and even raised his heart with a shivering head, the door of the bathroom was pulled open, and the people inside held up four pregnancy test sticks and were very excited: "It's all a line, I said, Ha ha ha ha ha ha!