[Lu Sicheng is different from what he said, you will never attend my wedding with him in your life.][A man who is unbelievably straight.]
[He laughed at me for putting water on the highest shelf in the supermarket. To be reasonable, everyone has done this kind of thing, right? Um? ] [He also laughed at me for not being able to press the elevator buttons of the hotel. I just had too many things on my hands! Falling hands! All of a sudden I forgot to put things down, I explained to him and he sneered at me! Smile! ] [The cheap and vicious tongue loves to fool people - yesterday he pretended to start the live broadcast - although he really did, but he didn't turn on the microphone! It made me pretend to be deaf and dumb for an hour. The most annoying thing is that he also played a lot of low voices and talked to me in a mysterious way, for fear that people would hear the same! What the hell, I heard something wrong and the microphone didn't turn on! ] [Little fat old cat, old k, they are very good people.]
[The team manager treats Dabing better than me. He bought a cat leash online and said that he would take Dabing to the community to find other cats to fight.][Lu Sicheng pinched my ears and said my ears were soft, tsk.]
[I live in dire straits every day, and the club even asks me to start a live broadcast. I'm so nervous, do I need to make up for the live broadcast? Should I buy another beauty camera? If I buy it, I will be laughed at by Lu Sicheng. Maybe he will tell Mifensi I bought a beauty camera during my live broadcast. Forget it, let’s buy it—] [I bought it.]
[Hey, yeah, I'm suddenly uneasy, "announce the world to use a beauty camera for me" sounds like something Lu Sicheng would do. ] Sitting on the bed, the nursery rhyme wearing a nightgown is having a sleepover with her best friend comrade - she quickly sent out one by one, she did not notice that the screen was green and she had dominated the screen, and after sending the last one accusing Lu Sicheng Crime, she frowned slightly at the ceiling and began to wonder if she had forgotten some other important slot: she felt that it should be more than this (… ).
waited for so long.
Until the phone vibrated, Jin Yang finally had a response, and Tong Yao hurriedly lowered her head to look, only to see that among her various long complaints, Jin Yang's reply was quite concise, with only four words and a punctuation mark—
[You are in love.]
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Nursery Rhyme: ""
The nursery rhyme trembled in shock, and threw the phone out—
The phone smashed to the ground and made a bang, and the drowsy "Miaoao" jumped up on the bed, and the half-closed door was pushed open from the outside. The man mentioned pushed open the door and said indifferently, "What's going on?"
The nursery rhyme picked up the flatbread with a face full of horror: "Why don't you knock on the door!"
Lu Sicheng: "Why don't you close the door?"
Nursery Rhyme: "I forgot!"
Lu Sicheng: "I'm too lazy to knock."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
The man stretched his head and looked at it, and when he saw the mobile phone on the ground, he seemed to have guessed what happened to the loud noise just now. He muttered, "I thought you rolled off the bed." He picked up his mobile phone, during which the screen that was locked by the nursery rhymes lit up, and the fluorescent light reflected on the expressionless and somewhat lazy face of the man. Ah silly boy, silly boy, I agree, who do you care about?"
"… "
Tong Yao threw the cat in her arms and almost bounced off the bed and jumped to the ground. She took the phone back from the man's hands and quickly jumped back to the bed, lifted the quilt, and got back into her original sitting position. By the way, she looked vigilant—
The whole action only took about three seconds.
Lu Sicheng was still holding the phone three seconds ago. He was stunned for a while, then looked down at the empty hand, and finally showed a hint of helplessness on that paralyzed face: "What are you crazy about?"
"What are you doing peeking at my WeChat!"
"It jumped out on its own."
"Do you have eyes on your chin! How can you see without looking down?!"
"" Looking at the man huddled behind the quilt with a bulging face and beaded eyes, Lu Sicheng, who somehow thought of a creature like a squirrel, taunted the corner of his lips, "No thanks."
After saying that, he turned to leave.
Tong Yao stared at his back, stunned for a long time before realizing that someone was helping her pick up her phone, and squeezed a belated "thank you" between her teeth. Lu Sicheng turned her back to her as if he didn't pay much attention to it. Wave.
At this time, the voice of the little fat and the old cat talking to the old cat and the footsteps of the nursery rhyme were heard from the stairs: "Why do you all go to bed so early today?"
The man who had just walked to the door paused: "Tomorrow's training match with yqcb is around noon, so I let them all go to bed early."
"… "
The nursery rhyme was stunned for a moment: You let them go to bed early and they go to bed early? They really listen to you, team boss.
When the footsteps of Xiaopang and the others were getting closer, Lu Sicheng stretched out his hand and closed the door for the nursery rhyme naturally. There was a soft click, and the sound of people walking and talking outside the door seemed to be Xiaopang asking Lu Sicheng how to get out of the nursery rhyme's room. And what did Lu Sicheng answer
—Oh, she rolled off the bed and hit her head on the bedside table, so loud, it startled me.
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Grab the phone and find [fhdjwhdb2333] from the WeChat group, open his private chat window and type quickly—“I hacked me again, I heard, I won’t bring you tomorrow”—click to send.
About ten seconds later, a multi-faceted reply message: remember to take medicine before going to bed, and treat madness early :)
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
That is, someone can perfectly use the emoji "smile" as "hehe".
He copied and pasted the words Lu Sicheng sent him to Jinyang, the person who was really talking nonsense and needed medicine urgently, and attached a "vomiting" Xiaohuangdou QQ emoji. inside, yawning contentedly, ready to go to sleep.
Tomorrow is the training game.
Tong Yao stared at the ceiling for a while, then turned over, thinking that she suddenly started kicking her legs and lifted the quilt to cover her mouth, giggling—
Oh my god, I'm really a professional esports player!
…
The consequence of being too excited was that I didn't sleep well all night. When I woke up the next morning, Tong Yao saw the dark circles under the eyes in the mirror and twisted her head. Already awake, he was sitting on the sofa downstairs reading, with a cup of steaming coffee in his hand.
At that moment, the nursery rhyme thought that she had crossed into a parallel space.
——You're too old, the old man who is addicted to the Internet can actually read books.
The nursery rhyme went around to sit down opposite Lu Sicheng, and glanced at the book in his hand called "Joyful Funeral in a Dream and Twelve Stories from a Foreign Land". Pretend to speak casually: "Wake up so early?"
[You are in love.]
The man on the opposite side lifted his eyelids and glanced at the man sitting opposite from the top of the book: "Today there is a game of CK in the mid-season game, so get up and see."
The nursery rhyme thought for a while, and said "Oh": "Did you win?"
"Beatly beaten the Taiwan team and the North American team," Lu Sicheng said lightly, "as always, beaten by the Korean team."
"Oh."
[You care about him.]
Nursery Rhyme: "Ah, shut up!"
Lu Sicheng: "?"
Nursery Rhyme: "...It's okay."
Tong Yao raised her hand and rubbed her face, her eyes were rolling, and finally she couldn't stand the replay of Jinyang's magic sound in her head. The teammates also woke up and went downstairs... Lu Sicheng also went back to his computer. The book he put down was spread out and placed on the coffee table. Dabing stood beside the book and stepped on it with his paws. , glanced at the book and resisted the urge to pick it up and take a look.
— even though she knew she had no interest in the book at all, the reason she wanted to pick it up was just…
The nursery rhyme felt possessed.
Obviously it was fine yesterday, but after being teased by Jinyang for a few times, people are not good, and it has escalated to the point where she wants to touch something that someone has touched...
This is terminal illness.
Nursery Yao hugged the cat and swayed back to the computer. Lu Sicheng said without raising his head, "Prepare for the training game, the cat is thrown away." Fatty and the others are in their respective positions. Little Fatty is still nibbling on bread, but his hands are tapping on the keyboard, ready to log in to the game server—
After a while, Myojin, who was transferred to be a data analyst, also came down, as well as the team coach Ah Ho.
Lu Sicheng gave an order, and everyone looked very busy - this made Tong Yao realize for the first time that their team really had a "captain" thing.
After contacting a group of people from the Caibi team, Xiao Rui told them the game room and password of the custom training mode. Everyone found the room skillfully. At this time, they found that a group of five members of the Caibi team were already waiting in the room. Now, the five positions in the opposite room are based on the position of the game, top laner on the first floor, jungler on the second floor, mid laner on the third floor, adc on the fourth floor, and support on the fifth floor.
The id of the fourth floor is: yqcb,.
Pope.
... that Pope.
Tong Yao sighed in her heart, then she calmed down and focused her attention on the opponent she was going to face directly in a while - the id, yqcb, aica on the opposite third floor, that is, a group of Caibi team's mid laner Ai Jia - her friend Chen Jinyang His boyfriend, the father of his good friend A Mao, the silly kid who shouted that his girlfriend who missed him came to the live broadcast platform to watch him.
However, Ai Jia is not stupid at all in the game. The nursery rhyme was pulled by Jin Yang to watch him play. Ai Jia's game style is as stable as Mount Tai. A powerful Korean player who has won the reputation of "The Third Defense Tower 2.0 in the Middle Road". This person is good at defensive counterattacks. Basically, he can be said to be a player who is more restrained in the play style of nursery rhymes and more easily excited—
When nursery rhymes play games, they like to disagree with each other and do it.
At this time, the game entered the original banning hero mode, and the opposite side directly banned LeBlanc, who was proud of Nursery Rhymes. This was also a tribute to her. Lu Sicheng turned his head and glanced at Nursery Rhymes. Youyou said: "Yes, it is worth a ban position anyway."
Tong Yao twitched her lips, but she didn't reply because she was a little nervous. She quietly watched the two sides continue to ban the remaining five heroes and then began to choose heroes. After choosing, she came to her, and looked at the card that the opposite mid laner took. Sadin, she bit her lower lip and hesitated, not knowing what she should take. At this time, the coach didn't say a word. It seemed that it was the first training game that she didn't want to point fingers at nursery rhymes—
"Choose, aren't there any other heroes besides LeBlanc?" Lu Sicheng sighed in a low voice, half-truth, "It's over, a ban on the opposite side has banned our mid laner."
Tong Yao reached out and patted Lu Sicheng, and then locked the hero "Card Master".
"Hey, you can also play cards!"
"Okay, nursery rhyme."
"It's amazing my young lady."
Nursery Rhyme's choice of this hand won a lot of sighs from his teammates.
The card master has a special mechanism. The cards that fly out of the hand have different effects depending on the color. The blue card does the highest damage and can restore mana; the red card is a range explosion and can slow down; the yellow card is a control skill that can cause damage to the enemy. Dizziness... Generally speaking, the color of the first card in the card master's hand is randomly generated, and the next cards appear in the order of "red-yellow-blue", players can switch colors by themselves and then attack, so how to quickly The key to this hero is to cut to the card of the color you want to cooperate with your attack to effectively kill the enemy.
Also, his ultra-long-range movement ult when he reached level 6 can often effectively support other online teammates.
Card Master used to be the proud representative hero of the Chinese division. Until recent years, fewer and fewer domestic mid laners will use this hero, and this hero is gradually disappearing from the arena—
So today the nursery rhyme took it out and caused everyone to sigh.
"Will you play, don't force it."
"Otherwise? Take out my long-cherished Yasuo and take you to win?"
"… "
The rhetorical question of the nursery rhyme successfully made Lu Sicheng shut up. At this time, with the opposite Pope locking the "Spear of Vengeance", Lu Sicheng locked "Izreal", the selection mode ended, and the game began!
Kassadin, who was chosen by the opposite side, was not very flexible in the early stage, and mainly focused on wretched play and development. In contrast, the card offensive line of nursery rhymes was stronger, so when he entered the game, the opposite side was pressed and played by her. The situation in the bot lane is just the opposite. The combination of the Spear of Vengeance and Thresh assist in the bot lane on the opposite side is considered a strong combination in the meta, so Lu Sicheng's side is also suppressed and uncomfortable. How to say it is to quietly beat up your online soldiers while concentrating on dealing with the enemies in front of you. Occasionally, Lu Sicheng will remind nursery rhymes: "Don't press so hard, you will be caught when they hit the jungler."
At this time, the nursery rhyme had already killed the opponent's defense tower.
The nursery rhyme let out an "oh", and withdrew obediently, seeing that the opposite party seemed to be coming out of his defense tower with a sigh of relief, cut the yellow card decisively in seconds, stopped, and then rushed up to punch him in the face, colorful. After the card was thrown in the face, it was another yellow card, and then it was decided, and then the face was beaten—
The system beeps a tone: d.
The first drop of blood is collected by the nursery rhyme!
"Nice!"
"Single kill!"
"Twenty years of being single is fast!"
"Young lady is amazing, this cutting speed is simply the last card in China!"
In the praise of his teammates, Tong Yao's mid lane advantage was established.
At this time, the two sides reached the fourth level. Lu Sicheng paused and asked the jungler to come and squat in the grass and wait. Tong Yao glanced at him, and the latter said lightly as if feeling something: "Before the fourth level, you have to cross the line. Ta Qiang kills once, Li Junhe's strange hobbies."
The so-called tower leap is to enter the attack range of the enemy's defense tower, while bearing the attack of the defense tower, while forcibly killing the enemy.
"This stinky problem has been cured by me for a year, but I know he will not change it."
Lu Sicheng was talking lazily, and as expected, as soon as he finished his words, he saw the assistant on the opposite side start to consciously make a vision in the grass, illuminating the grass to prevent Lao K from squatting - but his little fat didn't give him much protection. The opportunity for vision, almost as soon as he put his vision down, he ran over to unplug the vision with a scanning item, but this couldn't stop the Pope from jumping into the defense tower with his own support in the next second!
The first time the defense tower hit the support, the support threw a lantern (click the lantern to quickly move to Thresh's current location) and began to retreat, and the moment the Pope jumped into the defense tower, the hero controlled by Lu Sicheng Various skills have been slapped on his face—
At the same time, the jungler K jumped out of the grass where the chubby pulled out the opponent's field of vision!
Seeing this, the Pope thought that the lantern would retreat. Lu Sicheng and Xiaopang immediately threw a bunch of vision props near the lantern to block the lantern. The Pope couldn't click on the lantern immediately, and the defense tower mercilessly hit him. Seeing that only a trace of blood was left on his body, Lu Sicheng sneered and was about to take his head—
At this moment, the words "Server Connecting" suddenly appeared on everyone's computer!
disconnected!
"… Hold!"
Lu Sicheng was stunned for a moment, then slapped the keyboard hard, stood up and walked over to pour himself a cup of coffee... The man leaned against the table and frowned, but Xiao Rui ran to the window and opened it. The window, lying on the window and shouting loudly: "Hey, the big brother next door, we are disconnected!!!!"
But after a while, a response came from a fully connected villa next door: "Big brother next door, we also dropped the line! The VPN is probably blown up!"
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Tong Yao stood up and looked at Lu Sicheng: "Are you angry?"
"Well," the man lowered his eyes, frowning a little irritably and took a sip of coffee, "I've no more slaps in the face for Li Junhe's coming to China, what do you think?"
"It doesn't matter, your midlaner's first scrimmage is here." Tong Yao raised her hand like a Popeye, "I'm very happy, now I think I can beat everything."
"Bullying a Kassadin in the early days made you squeamish." The man behind the coffee cup rolled his eyes, "Will you be awake?"
"Little Fatty, they all say that I am China's last card."
"I lied to you."
"… "
"I've been single for 20 years, and it's hard to get a chance to speak sweetly to a girl - so even if the target is a senior kindergarten student, it doesn't matter."
"… "
This is a person who is unhappy with himself and never wants others to be happy.
The nursery rhyme also rolled her eyes and turned away. Although the first training match ended in such a strange way, it did not prevent her from sending a text message to Jin Yang: [Friend, your ex-husband was beaten by me in the training match today. Press and rub on the floor. ] Duo Mian quickly gave her affirmation: [Ben friend, I know, this scumbag is crying to me... I think our friendship has become stronger! Come on, e-sports Mulan!] Nursery Rhymes smirked while holding the phone, with a silly and sweet face.
In stark contrast to Lu Sicheng's schedule behind her with a black face.
…
night.
The silly white sweetness of nursery rhymes did not last long.
Because she quickly discovered that the wave of VPN disconnection during the day prevented Lu Sicheng's "slap in the face" from Li Junhe, which caused the man to be in a bad mood all day. Dare to breathe loudly.
—The base, which is quite lively on weekdays, is very quiet today. Even the chubby chubby who talks a lot is huddled in his chair, wearing headphones and trembling to watch his own harem anime... Nursery rhymes looked at him and sat with his legs on his back. Lu Sicheng, who was watching the news from his seat, seemed to have lost interest in playing games. Nursery rhyme with a listless face sat down with the big cake: "Master Captain, is there any way to entertain you?"
The cat slid out of her arms and squeezed desperately into Lu Sicheng's arms like a loach, but Lu Sicheng did not refuse the pie, but touched its furry head for the first time - the nursery rhyme next to him could see his chin It's about to fall: it's over, this is really depressed, even the cat is willing to touch it!
Stunned, manager Xiao Rui floated over: "Tong Yao, you tonight... Oh, I'll go, Brother Cheng, what are you doing?"
Another terrified poor man.
"Touch the cat." Lu Sicheng said blankly, "Do you want to touch?"
Xiao Rui: "… Yes."
Lu Sicheng: "No."
Xiao Rui: "Nursery Rhymes, you can start a live broadcast tonight, there are cameras."
The nursery rhyme lying down was stunned for a moment: "??? Why did he torture you and you torture me?"
Xiao Rui: "This is the food chain. Nature is so cruel."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
The manager's order is the boss's order, and it's not easy to get entangled with your idol burden, so I went upstairs to wash my face and comb my hair, quickly put on a light makeup, and took down the beauty camera I bought last night and sent it in the afternoon. , Nursery Rhymes began to fiddle with the live broadcast...
After she fiddled with the installation and debugging of the beauty camera, the official Weibo publicized what she was going to live broadcast. Tong Yao logged in to the newly established live broadcast room of Xiong Miao Live, and found that there were about 20,000 to 30,000 people in it. The number of live broadcast platforms is generally inflated, so the system displays more than 300,000 online viewers—
All of a sudden she topped the home page!
[Sit and wait for the live broadcast!]
[Three with two, I can't afford it.]
[North wind! Huh! Big Four!]
[It's time to see if the little sister is bigger than me when she takes out a few hands! ] [The most mysterious person in lpl history is about to show up 666666 How can I pretend that I don't dislike her ugly appearance? Wait online! ! ! !][The live broadcast is the live broadcast, the live broadcast is said to be good—]
[Four twos, Wang fried!]
The screen pops.
"Ahhh so many people..."
While opening the game and the live broadcast control software, nursery rhyme began to feel uneasy. At this time, her friend Jin Yang sent a message saying that she was also squatting in her live broadcast room, and asked her to send a housekeeper. Whoever said she was ugly would be banned—
[I'm just afraid that I won't be able to seal it for a while, so don't blame me.]
I replied "Fuck you asshole", Tong Yao held her breath and clicked on the camera software, a small camera appeared in the lower right corner of the screen, so, under the expectation of all people, a short hair, a little baby fat on his face , a girl with round eyes appeared in everyone's sight... Her background is the base of the League of Legends branch of the China Telecom E-Sports Club, and there is a China Telecom team assistant Xiaopang with a popsicle in his mouth as the background drifts calmly—
The nursery rhyme was so nervous that she was about to die, and she tugged at Mai: "Hi, good evening, everyone."
The barrage paused for a moment.
And then a total explosion!
[Ah ah ah ah my wife is lying! ! ! !][The sound is nice.]
[My little sister is as beautiful as I imagined!]
[I knew it was a little girl when I saw it that day, I said, you still don't believe it!][ugly.]
[… You are actually a woman, your three views are broken.]
The nursery rhyme hurriedly glanced at the bullet screen, praised and scolded what type of bullet screen was advertised, and after watching it for a while she was afraid to read it like an ostrich, ignoring the bullet screen that was trying to tease her, she quickly opened the game: "Playing games, playing games, it will be broadcast live every month from this month, everyone who supports me can click to subscribe..."
As soon as the words fell, I saw subscriptions rising.
Tong Yao's heart was about to jump, her face was slightly red, her palms were sweating slightly, she smiled at the camera, waved her hand and said "thank you", and then logged into the game - watching the familiar interface of the game pop up, she finally calmed down , the familiar entered the game, and started a qualifying match...
The mind of playing games will not only be on the barrage.
Anyway, if you don't open the barrage assistant, you can't see it in the game, and if you can't see it, it doesn't exist. Hahahahahaha! ! ! !
Tong Yao thought about this, and was feeling that she was extremely witty, but suddenly she saw the man beside him who was holding his legs and looked unlovable, moved, clicked the mouse to enter a webpage, and the white light reflected on the handsome face. , the man suddenly said lazily: "—'Wow, they actually found a primary school student to play the game!'"
"…?"
Nursery Yao twisted her head to her right hand in a way that would break her neck, but the person sitting on her right seemed to be completely unaffected by her wolf-like stare.
"—'Take a LeBlanc, I want to see your LeBlanc...'"
"—'The China Telecom team is employing child labor, so I'm going to report it.'"
"—'smiling, your hands are so pretty!'"
"—'Nursery Rhymes, you look no taller than one meter five.'"
"—'Oh my God, I'm in love with you, how do you feel so cute watching elementary school students play careers.'"
…
"This person said that his wife is not Yui Aragaki, but smiling." Lu Sicheng raised his head from his knees, looked at the nursery rhyme and said slowly, "From my personal point of view, your Mifensi I probably need to go to the ophthalmology department urgently... If the brain department is not so crowded, we can also go together."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Nursery Rhyme: "What the hell are you doing?!"
"Aren't you trying to find a way to entertain me?"
Lu Sicheng pointed to the computer screen—
"found it."