Lu Sicheng: "In the live broadcast, pay attention to civilization, and children don't swear."
Nursery Rhyme: "... Little Fatty says it every day."
Lu Sicheng: "He is helpless."
Fatty: "Hey!"
Nursery Rhyme: "Then don't read the barrage, it will distract me."
Lu Sicheng: "No."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
then.
Lu Sicheng was having fun, but the nursery rhyme wanted to die.
-Imagine having someone beside you while you're seriously playing the game, and he's not only ranting on his own, but he's ranting to thousands of others without missing a word Tell you, it also includes his comments...
[Miss, the hero pool is very deep and can be used for anything. ] - That's Yasuo you haven't seen her.
[smiling, you look so cute, why do you play games so fiercely? ]—I have a tiger in my heart sniffing roses, have you heard of it
[I heard that you played a training match with yqcb today? What was the result? ]—The VPN disconnect saved their dignity from being almost pressed to the floor and rubbed.
[Ahhhh smiling ah ah ah ah, you look so good, so good-looking and so cute! ] - So many "ah", do you want to go to the toilet and eat something to calm down
[smiling, change your chair, you look so short sitting like this. ] - stood up and looked shorter.
[Who is reading the barrage?]-I.
[Brother Cheng, will you die if you have time to read the barrage and start the live broadcast yourself? ] - Busy, there are so many barrages, can't you see it? And live two days in a row? will die.
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Lu Sicheng turned his head and glanced at the black and white screen of the nursery rhyme computer (*the screen turns black and white after the hero character dies), and said blankly, "Does our team have no money to buy you a color monitor?"
Nursery Rhymes looked at the black and white screen and her desolate figure lying on the floor, she wanted to stand up and slap the keyboard on the handsome face next to her—
At this time, the nursery rhyme had dropped to more than 200 points from the master. She felt that she was under a strange curse. Since joining the zgdx team, she has lost points madly for various strange reasons...
"Is it interesting for you to talk to the barrage like this?"
"interesting."
"When are you going to stop?"
"When I'm tired."
"… "
So, two hours later.
Lu Sicheng wasn't tired, but nursery rhymes got tired first—if his heart was tired, it counted.
Wiping his face, he glanced at the big crystal that was mercilessly beaten up at his base and his appalling data. The man beside him said with an expressionless voice, "It's a miserable one night, two, three, three, three". She quit the game in the middle of the game, and nursery rhyme looked at the time. At 10:30 p.m. Beijing time, her live broadcast room showed that there were more than 1.5 million online viewers. There are also people who eat melons who watch the fun and don't think it's a big deal...
There are still a lot of barrages.
In addition to discussing the game she played just now, the most difficult thing to look at is to ask her what is the relationship with Lu Sicheng. Among them, there are those who open their minds and yell that she is Miss Jiao and wants Lu Sicheng to give her a game. How big a face to read the barrage—
... what a face.
If it weren't for this nosy person watching here and not letting swear words, I would still like to greet you how big a hole in your head is.
"I asked him to read the barrage to me? Who bought a pack of dumb medicine to feed him and I donated a dollar. Did you see the red record of the mountains and rivers in my motherland? It's just to read the barrage..." Nursery Rhymes organized a civilized rebuttal , and waved at the camera at the same time, "I'll be here first today, the beautiful girl is going to bed—"
Next to him, Lu Sicheng slightly lifted his head from his knees: "You turn off the live broadcast?"
The nursery rhyme stood up and stretched: "Well, it's ten o'clock..."
"Then don't turn off the computer, put the address of the beauty camera you bought—"
Before Lu Sicheng finished speaking, he saw the man who stretched his waist half-stretched and threw himself back to the computer and clicked to close the live broadcast software. He stared at him and turned his head, looking at the man looking at him inexplicably, and then He finished his words slowly: "Send it to Xiaopang."
At this time, the live broadcast room was full of "beauty cameras 233333333", "6666666666", "hahahahahahahahahaha beauty cameras", "I knew she couldn't be so beautiful in real life", "Miss and sister idols are a bit heavy"—
Nursery Rhymes stared at Xiao Chuan with hateful eyes.
Behind Lu Sicheng, Xiao Pang said, "It's none of my business": "Mi Fensi said I'm fat again, I think your effect is good, your complexion is ruddy and natural, so let Brother Cheng ask you if he is away from you. It's close... Who knows that Brother Cheng will ask directly!"
Tong Yao glared back at Lu Sicheng, who was still innocent: "What's wrong?"
"Watch the live room by yourself!" Tong Yao pointed at the computer screen angrily, "They are all questioning my beauty!"
Lu Sicheng turned his head and glanced, then chuckled: "What beauty do you have to be questioned?"
"… "
Tong Yao shook her head, for fear that she would go to the kitchen if she stayed a second longer and put a kitchen knife in Lu Sicheng's head. She turned around and was about to go upstairs to take a bath and sleep when a hand suddenly stretched out from behind her. , grabbed her t-shirt—
The nursery rhyme fell backwards.
"what?"
"Going to sleep?" asked the man who had squatted on a chair doing nothing all night.
"Sleep, in my dream, I was back to the 600th percentile of the king. Isn't it nice?"
"Don't sleep, Dad will bring you up tomorrow and make your dreams come true."
"Don't, I read a barrage today and some people say I'm Miss Jiao, and I'm afraid I'll be a high-ranking bitch with me tomorrow," Tong Yao said that she didn't care at all, she turned to look at the person behind her and asked, " Why don't you sleep - you loosen my clothes first."
Lu Sicheng let go, jumped down from the chair and stood firm, then looked at the others around him, and announced, "I'm hungry, do you want to go for supper? Hot pot, please."
Three seconds of silence.
In the fourth second, everyone in every corner of the base stood up "whoosh" as if they had heard the national anthem. I'll put on a coat in three seconds!"
Xiao Rui: "I'm just hungry, I'm just so hungry, I'm just about to open my phone to order takeout."
Myojin: "I want to eat sashimi!"
Old cat: "Sea urchin!"
Old K: "Ivory mussels!"
Lu Sicheng: "Oh."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
…
The nursery rhymes don't quite understand what kind of noble behavior it is to go to eat hot pot in the middle of the night.
She originally wanted to say no, but Xiao Rui couldn't help but said, "You don't want to participate in group activities" - as a newcomer, the most fearful thing is to get out of the crowd, and in the past nineteen years, nursery rhymes have sorted out a mixed bag This is a truth that social circles must understand: a group of colleagues, friends and classmates who know each other, if you choose to be the one who doesn’t fit in and refuses to attend, then you must be the best actress in gossip in the crowd of the party that day.
I didn't want to be discussed all night on the topic of "you say why she eats a lot and doesn't grow taller", so in the end Nursery Rhythm chose to compromise, yawning behind a large group of night owls and climbed into the club's nanny car - nanny car The blue and white logo of the operator is particularly conspicuous - if the car itself is not a good car, it is estimated that passers-by will be confused: China Telecom staff are rushing out to repair the network in the middle of the night
Nursery Rhymes sat in the car, swiped Weibo, and chatted with friends. The topics discussed by teammates along the way were also inseparable from League of Legends—the main topic was the recent mid-season game. Everyone said that a certain Korean operator team was too strong , Today, I pressed the ck team to the floor and rubbed it frantically. If the Chinese division wants to achieve results in the world finals this year, it must climb over the mountain in the South Korean division...
"It's all operators, have you ever made an appointment with them for a training match?" Tong Yao asked without looking up while playing with the phone—
Just now Jian Yang sent a text message to ask her where the live broadcast was closed, and she answered the standard four-character mantra: [It's none of your business.] "Have an appointment, just two days before the finals of the Spring Split, when Myojin was still there," Xiao Pang tapped the data analyst sitting next to him with his fat chin, "I can't beat him at all, with Brother Cheng in the bottom lane. Reluctantly to gain an advantage, the other way, tsk, you ask Mingshen and Lao Mao what kind of virtues are being manipulated..."
The old cat laughed dryly: "I can't find Bei."
Mingshen cleared his throat: "I had nightmares that night."
The zgdx team is an absolute first-tier team in China, but they can't find the north? The nursery rhyme was stunned for a while, and then she stopped playing with her phone and raised her head: "So miserable?"
Later, I thought about the day when she first met the real person Lu Sicheng, the staff who came to pick her up seemed to have said something like "lose to the Korean team again"...
"Not only this carrier team, but also a tat team." Lu Sicheng stretched his legs and breathed a sigh of relief, "After the Pope left, the tat state was very sluggish at the beginning of the spring split, but in the second half it started to exert its strength again. - Although their new ADC is a rookie, they integrated very quickly. Although they lost to the Korean operator team in the final round of the spring split, they still played five games in a stalemate. If things go on like this, I am afraid that this year the global In the finals, that rookie will be a demon king again..."
The tat team was the team that Lu Sicheng and the Pope had stayed with before.
Lu Sicheng and the Pope were such strong carry points that they left the team one after another. They didn't say anything about a broken leg. They quickly adjusted after only one season—
Speaking of this, everyone in the car was a little embarrassed.
"There's no way, the e-sports industry in South Korea is mature, so there is always fresh blood..." Xiao Rui smiled bitterly, "We only know how to buy players formed by others since last year, and really learn the core technology of others. Not many…”
Hearing the rumor, the nursery rhyme became a little interested, so he asked Xiao Rui, "When will you make an appointment with the Koreans for a training match?"
Lu Sicheng glanced at her and chuckled without any negative emotions: "Hanging Ai Jia up and beating today will swell you up."
Tong Yao's eyes widened: "What swell, just want to try, I know Koreans are very strong, but what if you don't try—"
Before he could finish speaking, the man's big hand landed on his head, and rubbed her short hair with the kind of strength to soothe a restless child, Lu Sicheng said lightly, "Not now."
The nursery rhyme clapped his hand away, looking disappointed: "Why?"
Xiao Rui also nodded in agreement: "Yeah, why, I think that since classmate Shi Meilin is so active, the tat team has been idle recently. Why don't we make an appointment—"
Lu Sicheng glanced at the nursery rhyme: "She needs confidence, not blows. You know what kind of person A Tai is in tat."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Xiao Rui: "… "
Xiao Rui looked at Lu Sicheng and Nursery Rhythm again, showing a hesitant expression.
Lu Sicheng emphasized it again: "So I said no, no, it's not the time."
Lu Sicheng's attitude is very firm, so it seems that no one dares to mention this again... Between the words, the car probably reached its destination and stopped.
Tong Yao stretched her head out to have a look, except for an ancient villa, the whole street was quite empty, and there was no so-called hot pot restaurant... Tong Yao retracted her head: "I told my mother a long time ago. Brother Rui is a human trafficker, she still doesn't believe it, and now you finally want to bring me here and sell it for drinks."
"You can only change a bottle of Tsingtao beer. I guess they want us to give change," Lu Sicheng opened the car door, "get off."
"Where is the hot pot restaurant?"
"At this."
Tong Yao watched as her teammates knocked on the door of the villa in front of her. The door opened, and there was really a restaurant with exquisite decoration inside. The hot pot restaurant that was open in the middle of the night was already weird enough. The most terrible thing is that people are still open. In a villa in a city where every inch of land is so expensive... Nursery Yao followed behind everyone and walked in. The first impression was: Can you get back the rent for opening a shop like this
... Then when the well-dressed waiter handed the menu to the nursery rhyme, she casually glanced at it, and she had the answer, that is: yes.
Are you afraid of a plate of 1188 beef
568 Is a pound of shells fished out of the sea of stars? !
7. What happened to a plate of winter melon at 80? ! ! !
... Is the price listed in Japanese yen
Nursery Rhymes closed the menu with a snap, with a forced calm expression of "I've seen the world and I'm not afraid": "I'm not hungry."
However, no one paid attention to her at this time. Lu Sicheng and the others seemed to have become accustomed to it. They ordered a bunch of dishes, including meat, seafood, and various vegetables. The nursery rhyme listened to them ordering dishes and made a casual estimate using the prices they saw just now. A frightening number -
Her annual salary is 800,000, 800,000! It is enough to eat twenty or thirty times, and this year will probably be in vain.
When the dishes were served, she was still sleepwalking. She glanced at the dishes in front of her. Both the meat and seafood looked very fresh. They were indeed top-quality ingredients... But in the eyes of nursery rhymes, they were just plates of RMB quilts. Tossed into a gooey soup pot—
Little Fatty and the others were quite happy to eat. From the look, they knew that it was definitely not the first time.
The nursery rhyme silently lowered her head and nibbled her own vegetables, which was equivalent to ten yuan a piece of vegetables, and put them in the market. This plate of vegetables can be bought directly from the stalls of other vegetable farmers... When nursery rhymes crunched the vegetables, the man sitting opposite her He suddenly stood up and pushed the scalded meat in front of Nursery Rhyme: "Short, eat meat."
The nursery rhyme raised her head with a bewildered face, holding a green vegetable in her mouth.
Lu Sicheng's sudden act of love made the little fat people who were chatting happily stop talking. They looked up, looking at the nursery rhyme, and then at Lu Sicheng - everyone didn't understand the two people. Jump how to cultivate the revolutionary friendship that he feeds her meat...
And the nursery rhyme stared at the four-digit beef that was pushed in front of her, as if it had been sprinkled with poison for seasoning—
The air seemed to freeze.
"Cough, what, I just wanted to say it when I was in the car," Xiao Rui cleared his throat and broke the deadlock, "Brother Cheng, do you really think you have a daughter by yourself? Take care of where you go, and let's take a moment. Fear of falling off the bed and falling; fear of losing the training game and broken heart; fear of eating all the vegetables and not the meat and being hungry again—"
In Xiao Rui's broken thoughts, the nursery rhyme sucked the green vegetables into her mouth, thanking the elegant environment of the private hot pot. At this time, the lights are dim and everyone can't see her ears as red as shrimp in the pot...
A moment of silence.
"She entertained me for a night tonight," Lu Sicheng said with a blank face, "What's wrong with letting me eat more to suppress my shock?"
Everyone: "… "
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Tong Yao glanced at Lu Sicheng blankly.
Then I felt a thunderbolt pierce through my brain—
right
huh? !
Lao Tzu was tortured for a whole night... Still can't eat something good? !
Tong Yao immediately put down the chopsticks holding the green vegetables, straightened her waist and looked around, she just wanted to find the little brother who was waiting beside her just now—
She wants a menu! She wants lobster! She wants bird's nest! If you have shark fins, have two servings, one to rinse your mouth and one to drink! expensive? Brother Cheng has money from Brother Cheng! !