the next day.
"Tong Yao, what is that thing on the back of your hand?" The team manager who had just passed by Tong Yao stepped back and stared at the ugly flower on the back of the girl's hand, "Have you signed a contract with a strange thing to become a magical girl?"
The girl who was watching an American TV show on the sofa with her cat in her arms raised her eyes and was about to complain. At this moment, a tall man with a suitcase passed between the two of them in the conversation and threw down a sentence: "It's only now. Isn't the magical girl a little too old?"
The nursery rhyme sat up from the sofa: "You talk well, everyone is going to leave, isn't it good to leave a good memory for each other?"
"I'll be back next Friday."
Lu Sicheng put down the box and started dangling around on the first floor of the base, looking around to see if he had missed something—
Nursery rhyme: "Wallet key phone."
Lu Sicheng paused and touched his pocket: "All."
Nursery Rhyme: "Go, Wukong."
Lu Sicheng turned his head slowly, looked up and down the nursery rhyme that was paralyzed on the sofa and was about to sink, and finally fixed his eyes on the cat lying in her arms and licking its paws... After a pause, he said in a low voice: "Look at you. This fluffy little beast, I saw it scramble around in my fish tank with its claws this morning."
"How is that possible." Tong Yao said disapprovingly, "Cats are afraid of water."
"I'm afraid that there is no goldfish water in it, and there are cat hairs in the fish tank," Lu Sicheng brought the fish tank over to Tong Yao's eyelids, "Look."
Dabing watched the fish tank approaching, and raised his butt excitedly—Tong Yao pushed his excited butt back onto the sofa, and glanced at the water surface of the fish tank... There were really a few cat hairs floating around.
"Fly in."
"My son is an Italian-Russian hybrid. His parents are of pure blood and hold a competition certificate. One is 30,000, and three is 90,000. It's different from the coquettish goods on the streets of the flower and bird market. You can do it yourself."
"… "
A goldfish costs 30,000 yuan, and I believe in your evil... What's the difference between this god-like appearance, a race-level mixed blood from eight countries, and an ordinary Chinese pastoral fish for fifty cents on the roadside
If someone else said this nursery rhyme, it would only make him calm down with the door clip, but in Lu Sicheng, who can eat five figures in a hot pot, she believed it—
Is the son expensive or a hot pot expensive
Of course the son is expensive.
Although he didn't understand why he made such a miraculous metaphor, the nursery rhyme still sat up on the sofa obediently, grabbed the big cake under the armpit, and swayed it, sighing: "Bing, do you hear me? This fish is expensive and dirty, we must not eat it."
Lu Sicheng: "Who do you call dirty?"
Nursery Rhyme: "...I'm sorry."
"Short boy, there is something wrong with your education method—if you can't touch something, just say you can't touch it," Lu Sicheng put the fish tank back to the enemy it was.
"… "
"I'm very worried about what your children will be taught by you in the future."
"You're so good at educating you," Tong Yao said casually after throwing the cat, "I'm only responsible for giving birth, isn't it nice?"
After she finished speaking, she didn't feel that something was wrong, until a few seconds later, she found that everyone in the base, including Lu Sicheng, turned their heads and looked at her silently... She was stunned: "What's wrong?"
"...The two of you are so close to each other that you are sure to have a child?" Xiao Rui looked sad, "Before I say congratulations, I think I should remind me that internal digestion is always prohibited among the members of the zgdx team."
The nursery rhyme just wanted to ask you guys what kind of internal digestion the big men are going to do, but when the words came to her mouth, she was like LeBlanc who suddenly rose to level 6 and started the "replay of old tricks" big move, and what she just said was like a slideshow rolled over in her mind—
What the hell did she just say? !
Tong Yao's face was white and red, and he couldn't say a single fart with his neck stuck for a long time... At this time, Lu Sicheng looked natural, looked at his watch and said it was time to go to the airport. After saying hello to his teammates, he dragged Turn around and walk out the door with the box.
As soon as Lu Sicheng left his forefoot, Dabing jumped onto his table and praised the nursery rhyme scene with a wave of "cat's claws stirring the big vat". The strength proved that the man did not wrong him - the nursery rhyme took it off the table with a black line and patted it. Its butt: "30,000! If you kill any one, you will be sent back to your hometown!"
Dabing stretched out his short legs and stepped on the mouth of the nursery rhyme with his wet claws with a fishy smell.
"You really believe it!" Little Fatty played the game and glanced at the nervous girl holding the cat, "I bought this goldfish with him on the street, two yuan a piece, three five yuan..."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Throwing the cat and sending WeChat to the person named [fhdjwhdb2333]—
[smiling: Lie! Xiaopang exposed that you said that the goldfish were five yuan and three!]Three seconds later, the phone vibrates.
[fhdjwhdb2333: Do you really believe in thirty thousand? ] [fhdjwhdb2333: But goldfish has a price, life is priceless.]The nursery rhyme rolled her huge eyes towards the ceiling.
…
After sending Lu Sicheng away, there were only nursery rhymes left in the base, and finally the daily scrambling between the two ended. In the first few days, nursery rhymes and teammates would play in double row, watch the drama, play cats, and be a quiet dumb beauty for a while. Girl anchor, life is very beautiful...
[smiling: This is the normal career of an e-sports professional player. You don’t have to be laughed at every day. You don’t have to worry about the barrage being read. The lunch is a normal take-out lunch box of more than 20 yuan, and the bright red flower on the back of the hand is about to be returned. , you can't see it if you don't look closely. ] [smiling: That's great.]
Sitting on the bed, the sugar in Tong Yao's left cheek was changed to the right cheek, and she slowly shared the above content with her friend Jin Yang. Deleting and writing…
After a minute.
WeChat's new chat history jumped out—
[Amao's mother: You miss him.]
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
The mobile phone in his hand was thrown out again, and the mobile phone fell on the floor under the bed with a "bang" sound—this scene seemed familiar, and the person sitting on the bed subconsciously raised his head and glanced at the door: unfortunately, the door was not blocked. Someone pushed away from outside.
The nursery rhyme sat on the bed for a while, until the candy melted and covered her right cheek with a thick layer of icing, and she licked it with her tongue and crunched the candy like she was crunching someone's neck. , jumped out of bed and picked up the phone, she quickly replied—
[smiling: Don't talk nonsense.]
[smiling: It's only been a few days, and my country has not yet been laid down. How can I say that my sons and daughters will love each other. ] [A Mao's mother: Don't say anything more, I look forward to your wedding with Brother Cheng. ] [Amao it's mother: If the man who can't get it becomes the man who is best friend, it will be very fun to watch it every day. ] [smiling: Bah.]
Putting down the phone, nursery ruffled his short hair a little irritably, got up from the bed and put on slippers and went downstairs, and found that they were all sitting in front of the computer and playing games - obviously it was a holiday time base and it was not emphasized that they played platoons. A bit of training, but everyone doesn't seem to have much else to do...
Entertainment is League of Legends.
Work or League of Legends.
Nursery Yao bent down and turned on her computer. The people who read her barrage these days are gone, and she is a little more accustomed to live broadcasts, and she doesn't drive hearses with her teammates casually... and so on, Her score dropped from a few dozen points in the [Transcendent Master] victory point when Lu Sicheng left before, and gradually increased back to more than 400 points. If she wins a few more games today, she will be a king and beautiful girl again.
"Nursery Rhymes, get in the car?" Lao K asked.
The nursery rhyme just entered a new game: "I just entered, you didn't say it earlier, where's the cat?"
"Ueno En Duanyijue." Lao K said, "This forced me to advance to the competition. I got a Teemo in the life and death game. I will never play with him again."
"… "
Teemo is a hero with roughly the same status as Yasuo. Those who use it well are really powerful, and those who don't use it well - anyway, the old cat definitely doesn't belong to the former.
"Wait until I finish this, eh."
While talking, Tong Yao turned around and found that one of his teammates had an id called "sunflower", and the assigned position was the jungler, and about 30 seconds ago, he sent a message on the team's public screen: yao
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
The enemy's road is narrow, and he actually queues up to Jian Yang, a jerk.
Imagine the picture of the jungler not coming to gank in the middle for ten thousand years. The nursery rhyme thought about whether to quit the game or not. The result is wrong. If you win this game, you will be back to the king. The player of the game loses the game by default, and the other teammates do not deduct the winning point), so he began to pray that Jian Yang's knowledge point would retire by himself—
In the end, when Jian Yang selected a candidate, he did not hesitate to lock up a blind monk.
In desperation, the nursery rhyme had no choice but to obediently choose the hero that she should choose. After the five people selected the hero, they entered the game. Once they reached the loading screen of the game between the two sides, they sprayed the bright red "zgdx, chessman" nursery rhyme in the opposite team. : "I'm lined up to Brother Cheng, he's a jungler opposite..."
"Then he's probably going to live in your middle lane... But you still have the Sun God, Mo Fang." Xiao Pang stretched his head and glanced at it, "Everyone is afraid of Brother Cheng's jungler, but the Sun God is still minutes away. You can blow him up, you guys are stable in this game."
When Tong Yao heard that Lu Sicheng was going to live in the middle road, she panicked. As for whether they had a sun god or not, it was not the point at all, because Tong Yao felt that he would never come to the middle road to help. The basic rules of survival when you meet your ex-girlfriend awkwardly in the game.
Entering the game, at the same time when the five people "Boom Boom Boom" appeared in the base spring, nursery rhymes began to type on the full channel of the public screen—
[zgdx, smiling: chengge (Brother Cheng), yingyibahuiwangzhea (winner and return to the king)! ! ! ] [zgdx, smiling: ballballni (ball you), biegaowo (don't mess with me)! ! ! ] [zgdx, smiling: geiniguixiale (kneeling for you), kuangkuangkuang (bang bang bang)... ] However, the other side ignored her at all.
After the game started, level 3 ran over to grab a wave of the middle lane. Fortunately, Nursery Rhythm was vigilant in advance and kept the line of troops under his own defense tower. After turning around in the middle, go to the top...
Tong Yao gave a signal to the comrades who were on the road. She completed the wave of troops under the defensive tower and was about to return. At this time, the opposite mid laner kept interrupting her return to the city with long-distance skills and various harassment, and Tong Yao muttered. Aloud: "Don't be so excessive..."
As soon as the words fell, they saw a vision prop inserted not far behind them, Jian Yang's blind monk jumped out, and a roundabout kick kicked the opponent's mid laner into their defense tower. The damage the defense tower caused to the hero in the early stage was still very objective. The nursery rhyme quickly released his skills to control him and prevent him from running. The two teamed up to kill the opposite mid laner—
Jian Yang left the head to the nursery rhyme, turned around and walked down the road.
Looking at the handsome back and the extra 300 yuan bounty on his body, Tong Yao suddenly felt that his ex-boyfriend was 2.1 meters today.
But then, the life of the nursery rhymes will not be easy... Jian Yang's action seems to stimulate someone's nerves - then Lu Sicheng really seems to be living in the middle of the road, running to arrest every few minutes In one wave, he killed the nursery rhyme three times in a row, one with two big heads, and continued to type on the public screen—
[zgdx, smiling: bielaile (don't come) a (are you human)] Ignore her on the opposite side.
Nursery Rhymes hesitated and began to embrace the soft policy—
[zgdx, smiling: chengge (Brother Cheng), wohaoxiangnia (I miss you so much), shashihoucaihuilai (when will I be back)? ] [zgdx, smiling: guai (cats are very good), woyeshi (me too). ] [zgdx, smiling: shang (for the sake of me missing you so much) glule (don't come to the middle road) hao (the scenery on the bottom road is also very good).]While we were typing, the two sides were fighting each other in the middle. Lu Sicheng frantically helped the middle and Jian Yang couldn't walk away. Everyone didn't care about anything and stayed in the middle for a while—
The nursery rhyme has the illusion that the middle road suddenly becomes a double road.
Jian Yang is an old jungler, and the jungler hero is more familiar than Lu Sicheng, but unfortunately Lu Sicheng is also a top-notch genius, which leads to the fact that after the various battles between the two sides, except for the teammates in the upper and lower lanes, they are desperately playing signals and question marks. Outside the screen, everyone basically didn't take advantage of it—
The two Koreans in the bottom lane couldn't understand what nursery rhymes said. At this time, the top order in the nursery rhyme team was a Chinese, so I guess he couldn't stand it anymore, and silently typed on the public screen: What are you doing
At this time, the nursery rhyme was still tirelessly harassing the opponent's jungler with mental pollution—
[zgdx, smiling: chenggea (Brother Cheng) iantianqibucuo (the weather in Shanghai is good today). ] [zgdx, smiling: wog (I looked up at the starry sky last night), haoxiangnideyanjing (the twinkling stars are like your eyes)... ] [zgdx, smiling: mycatkillyourredfish. ] [zgdx, smiling: st.]
The killer has been used, but the person on the opposite side is still unresponsive!
When the nursery rhyme almost wondered if Lu Sicheng couldn't type on the public screen... But at this moment, she suddenly saw Jian Yang coolly type a line: renjiyisi.
- People ignore you, what's the point of talking so much.
"… "
The nursery rhyme, papapapapa, the hand pressing the keyboard and mouse suddenly stopped...
-[You miss him].
Jinyang's bastard's voice sounded in his ears from time to time, staring at Jian Yang's type of words, the nursery rhyme fell silent for a while, feeling as if he was inexplicably stabbed at something, looked at himself almost swiping the screen, Not getting a punctuation mark for all kinds of public screen typing, she felt that she was a little too conceited.
Yes, people ignore her.
The nursery rhyme lowered her eyes, and suddenly lost her interest in typing. In fact, she didn't even have any interest in finishing this game - it doesn't matter if she can't get on the king, she just wants to finish this game quickly and then Go back to the bed, play the cat and watch the drama to soothe the broken girl's heart.
At this time, that nasty bastard Jian Yang continued to push his nose on his face—
Why are you talking so much to him
If you want to win, I'll take you to win.
People ignore you.
Is it interesting to talk to yourself alone
…
In the game, the mid laner with the id of [zgdx, smiling] suddenly burst into flames after 30 minutes of anti-stress development, and unreasonably pressed the opposing mid laner on the ground for a while of friction and abuse.
Outside the game, the girl was expressionless.
At this time, the phone she put on the table rang, and nursery rhymes called her the most annoying game, frowning to see who picked up the call directly, she sighed "hello", and was right. I wanted to say that I was busy calling for a while, when I heard a low-pitched male voice on the opposite side—
"Why don't you type?"
Nursery Rhyme: "...?"
The sound of clicking the mouse suddenly stopped suddenly.
"I've dealt with it. I'll change the ticket later and come back tomorrow. Be honest with me, both you and your cat."
"… "
"Bye."
"… "
Until the busy tone came from the phone, Tong Yao still kept holding the phone, her head was empty, and her face was dazed.
In the game, the "sunflower" comrade who didn't know what happened in the previous second was still swiping the screen—
Brother Cheng doesn't like typing in the game, and he doesn't like talking in reality.
No matter how much you say, he will ignore you.
Why bother with a hot face and a cold ass.
Hey, how about you! Offline? Hang up
Come on, I'll take you to win, I know you're going to be the king again...