[Subject] [Tell a joke, the No. 1 LeBlanc in the national service]
1st Floor
"Landlord":
Accidentally ob (online viewing system) came to the training game between the operator team and the Korean emoji team - everyone knows that the training game is generally not available for ob, this time I probably released it on purpose... When the landlord saw it, it had already started After a few minutes, the first blood was single on the opposite side, the other teammates did not assist, and smiling was single-killed.
In short, it was a terrible loss. The opposite Atai used LeBlanc to blow up smiling, and the middle lane directly became a breakthrough...
It can be seen that the other teammates are trying to make a comeback.
The tsar who couldn't stand the middle lane was a mentally retarded one, and he would die if the teamfight was too big, and he was doubled by the frantic repression troops! How does this play... Let's see what the "domestic mid lane hope" you've been talking about these days.
2nd Floor
"Awen":
Win, blow, lose, black, you have the best set.
3rd floor
"One punch sends you to heaven":
What can a scrimmage show, and it's so good that the one who keeps winning will lose this one and be released? The emoji team can be punished, why not many people like this team after winning so many championships, it's time to think deeply...
It was really the right choice for the Pope and Brother Cheng to leave tat in succession, so they must have breathed a sigh of relief, right? Loving a player but hating his team is definitely a contradiction.
4th floor:
"Mommy fish":
What about those bitch mothers upstairs who protect you? Wasn't it you who blew up in the first place? After winning a bunch of domestic weak chicken teams, they screamed louder than anyone else, laughing to death. Does it hurt to be beaten in the face now
Tell a joke, the first domestic LeBlanc was beaten by others with LeBlanc.
Let me tell you another joke, All China Class.
I can never beat the Korean team. This year's s6 is still the world of Koreans.
5th Floor
"I just laughed":
Koreans say that I will serve the fourth floor. You can also make a joke in the Quanhua class. You are self-respecting in your bones and expect others to respect you? Dignity is not given to you by others, it is earned by yourself.
…
678th floor
"iamyourgrandfather": Those flying upstairs are the ones who are really mentally retarded - note that this is a declarative sentence.
After all, the people who blow it won't start until after winning streak. You poor bastards can't help but jump out and jump after seeing someone lose a training match. Have you endured it for a long time? Can't hold back
Pinch people to make you happy.
Black people make you happy.
S6 or the world of the Koreans? When you say this, you are not prepared. If China wins the championship, should you go to the toilet and eat something live? Then chop something up? :)
…
Lu Sicheng took his hands off the keyboard, glanced at the empty chair beside him, paused and asked Xiao Rui, who happened to be floating behind him: "Is that dwarf still sleeping upstairs?"
"No, wake up, and go out with Ai Jia from the team next door!"
"Ai Jia?"
"And his girlfriend, I heard that he was going out for dinner and then relaxing - oh, it's better to go out for a while, so as not to see those online... Have you seen it too?" Xiao Rui pointed to Lu Sicheng's computer screen and rolled his eyes, "There are still people who hang up things like scrims. Who would dare to make an appointment with them in the future..."
"So they never get an appointment for a training match. Even in their own country, the first team and the second team usually train by themselves."
"Hmph, a bunch of dogs... It's good to go out to relax at this time. Although it doesn't matter, she still feels unhappy. She hasn't seen her play games all night for so long, and she doesn't know what time she goes to bed today. of."
It's half past nine.
After sitting there weeping and crying.
Lu Sicheng thought about it and looked up at the clock hanging on the wall of the base. At this moment, the hour hand was about to point to "12", and the minute hand had already turned halfway on the dial, and it was almost twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.
... This woman can't jump on the Huangpu River, can she
Lu Sicheng rested his chin with one hand, lowered his eyes and thought absentmindedly, while Xiao Rui was still thinking behind him—
"But then again, I don't really understand why A Tai's routine of 'beating you with a hero you're good at' is so easy to use for professional players like you?" The same is true, isn't it more frustrating to use a hero who is good at it but get bombed online by someone?"
"Is it hard to understand?"
Lu Sicheng fiddled with the mouse—
"Because the so-called 'handy with a hero' includes not only the analysis of the hero's skills, the use of skills, but also the understanding of the entire game of League of Legends, so once defeated..."
"So what?"
"Let's put it this way, if you are an excellent English person from childhood to adulthood, crushing everyone around you and even laughing with your English teacher, you will be indispensable in school activities and speeches, and you may even be the legend of English in this city - until one day After you won the first prize of the Olympiad and participated in a national English summer camp, you found that any one of them was half-hearted with you, and even, some people, what they were saying made you have to think desperately. What are they talking about, just when you are confused and disturbed, these people turn their heads and laugh at you: How can you qualify for this summer camp at your level?"
"… "
"what would you do?"
"… "
"By contrast, if it's a group of people who speak different languages at a party, and if one of them has a good command of German and can communicate better in German than you, what would you think? It's nothing more than: this person German is great, but it's none of my business, probably because English isn't as common as German here."
"Hey, what you said like that..."
"So LeBlanc is probably a kind of—"
Before Lu Sicheng could finish his words, at this moment, his cell phone rang again. Lu Sicheng made a driving gesture indicating that he could pick it up and hurry up and get out. Xiao Rui picked up the phone and said "hello" and walked away—
Then five minutes later, it came back.
The team manager kicked the team captain's chair: "Are you busy?"
Lu Sicheng said with an expressionless face, "I'm very busy, I'm going to fight the mental retarded in Tieba for 300 rounds..."
Xiao Rui: "Why did you change the id?"
Lu Sicheng: "The last one was blocked."
Xiao Rui: "...What did you say? You've been banned. Forget it, Comrade Captain, this manager just received a call from the mid laner of the team next door, saying that your team's mid laner is drunk. With his girlfriend's strength there was no way to get her back - not even to drag her away from the wine table - now they need someone to help them..."
"What the hell is being drunk?"
"It's just that you're drunk, your Chinese isn't very good!"
"Are they in a bar?"
"yes."
"Then the bar doesn't want to open?" Lu Sicheng stood up and picked up his jacket, "It actually sells alcohol to minors."
Xiao Rui shrugged and quickly reported the name of the bar. It was a bar not far from their base. It wasn't too chaotic inside. Usually, there were e-sports clubs nearby, and people often go there for celebration parties. zgdx The campus where the team base and the yqcb team base are located can be reached on foot—
So Lu Sicheng didn't drive, but walked.
... Of course, the main reason is that he is a little afraid of being vomited in the car. You can't reason with a drunk person, and you can't throw her directly into the Huangpu River - Lu Sicheng doesn't need this kind of anger that has nowhere to put himself Driven crazy.
…
And when Lu Sicheng set foot on the way to the bar.
here.
in the bar.
I don't know that the King Yama in the team has already embarked on a journey to save his life. The mid-single sister of the zgdx team is still sitting in the bar with an optimistic face, holding a glass of amber solution in one hand, a Playing on the phone with only one hand—
The light on the screen of the mobile phone was on the face that was red with alcohol. She squinted slightly, while browsing the post bar and watching the words that mocked her and scolded her, she drank the drink from the cup "zizizi"...
When the cup of amber drink bottomed out again, she put the cup into the row of four or five equally empty cups placed in front of her, raised her hand, and stretched her neck: "Little Er, give me more I have a cup of iced tea!"
"Sister Bing! Long Island iced tea, leopard!" Sitting next to her, a tall, beautiful girl pressed her upright arm nervously, while covering her mouth with her hand, " If I want to drink iced black tea, I will buy it from the supermarket for you, unified brand, buy a box! One box is not enough to add another box, now you shut up!"
"I do not."
"you're drunk."
"I'm not drunk, how can I get drunk drinking iced black tea," Tong Yao giggled, turned around to hold her best friend's face, and burped with an alcoholic burp, "Iced black tea makes me happy, and iced black tea makes me happy. ."
"... You motherfucker is watching something weird on the post bar again."
"What my grandfather said."
"???" Jin Yang looked confused, grabbed the phone of Tong Yao and glanced at it, and then muttered, "Who would take this kind of id?" while shoving the phone of Tong Yao under his buttocks and sitting firmly, With one hand, he still had to support the dwarf who was desperately arching over himself, "Didn't I tell you not to go to the Internet to read these messy things? Why don't you listen? Huh? Nursery rhymes, open your eyes and look at the old lady, you are so mad, you guys These internet addict kids—"
"... I'm not." Ai Jia retorted in a low voice behind her girlfriend.
"Why is the mind so fragile?" Jin Yang finished the sentence without being influenced by the people behind him at all, "Isn't it just that you lost a training match, how can you keep winning if you think about it? If you lose a training match, just say this to you. Even the glass at the heart of the glass feels very aggrieved…”
"I don't care what those people say, trolls are never the reason to beat me!" Tong Yao raised her head, her eyes looked particularly bright and thankful for a moment, but soon...
Nursery Rhymes grinned: "What I care about is that LeBlanc is a kind of-hee hee hee to me."
Jin Yang: "… "
"What I care about is being defeated by someone who is good at heroes! Don't you doubt life?" Ai Jia said, "I understand this feeling!"
"You know shit." Jin Yang rolled his eyes, "Aren't you being defeated every day, or is it because you don't have a good hero at all? Look at our poor nursery rhyme—"
At this time, the nursery rhyme had slid out of her chair and sat on Jinyang's lap. She hugged her neck and rubbed her neck with a charming face: "Mom, I changed my teeth..."
"… "
Today Yang is going crazy.
Fortunately, the door of the bar was pushed open from the outside, and a tall figure appeared at the door of the bar. After saying hello to the bar owner, he looked around, and he locked his eyes on a table in the corner—
He saw his middle school sitting on top of a strange and beautiful woman in a princess hug. Compared with her delicate makeup, she suddenly turned into a real elementary school student.
Lu Sicheng walked over, the two sober in their positions were startled, and Ai Jia stood up: "Brother Cheng, why are you here?"
Jin Yang also wanted to stand up politely and shake hands with Lu Sicheng or something, but she was now as steady as a mountain, so she had no choice but to say hello to her idol who was so close and unreachable, then lowered her head and patted it. He patted the face of the person in his arms: "Hey, are you still there? Friends, has someone come to pick you up?"
Nursery Rhymes fell asleep before watching.
She opened her eyes in a daze, and desperately glanced at the silhouette of the person standing in front of her. She raised her head and said to her best friend, "I'm drunk."
Jinyang: "?"
Nursery Rhyme: "I had hallucinations. I saw our captain, hee hee hee, looking at me with a black face, as if he wanted to throw me into the Huangpu River."
Jinyang: "Really? Then tomorrow I'll go downstream and pick up your corpse."
The nursery rhyme grinned happily.
Lu Sicheng squatted down in front of the two of them, raised his eyes and stared at the girl who grinned with big white teeth and asked Ai Jia behind him, "Why are you so drunk?"
"I'm in a bad mood. Jin Yang was afraid that she would be bored, and then ran to see the ups and downs on the Internet, so she simply kidnapped her out." Ai Jia scratched her head nervously, "I originally said after dinner. Come and have a drink and chat, but this guy got drunk..."
"I drank iced black tea." Tong Yao stopped smiling and corrected her with a serious look.
"Shut up." Lu Sicheng said lightly.
The nursery rhyme was stunned.
Sure enough.
Just a few seconds later, she suddenly let go of Jinyang's neck, leaned over and fell to Lu Sicheng... Seeing that she was about to fall, the man stretched out his hand to support her and didn't let her fall, and the former stretched out his hand and grabbed it. man's face-
Both Ai Jia and Jin Yang held their breath subconsciously.
The nursery rhyme pulled the slightly cold face and pulled it out, with a smile between her eyebrows and eyes: "Why are you so fucking fierce in your dreams?"
Lu Sicheng patted off his hand, and said to Ai Jia, who had a messy face behind him, "I'll take this lunatic back." With Ai Jia's expression of gratitude for being saved, he instructed Ai Jia and Jin Yang to bring him back. Put the nursery rhyme on your back, keep your back steady—
"Be careful not to fall." Jin Yang looked at his friend who was lying on Lu Sicheng's back and patted her butt to keep her from moving.
"Brother Cheng is like carrying a small schoolbag on her back, where can you fall..." Ai Jia turned to look at her girlfriend with a worried look and wanted to follow, and grabbed it She, "what do you want?"
"Send the nursery rhymes back." Jin Yang said inexplicably.
"Isn't there brother Cheng?"
"Let them be alone together?"
"You're still worried about Brother Cheng's character."
"What I'm worried about is the character of the nursery rhymes."
"… "
While the two of them were talking, Lu Sicheng had already walked out of the bar with the stuff on his back. He walked very fast, and carrying more than a hundred kilograms of stuff on his back didn't seem to have any effect on him...
The two quickly walked out of the noisy street. Along the way, the handsome man with a cold face carried a girl with her head buried in her back and didn't know what she was doing. Such a rare sight always made people look sideways. until-
bar.
"Slippers. Slippers." The dying man riding on the man's back suddenly woke up, wrapping his slender arms tightly around the man's neck, "Ugh! Ugh! My slippers are falling, falling, falling!"
The man was severely strangled by his neck and almost choked to death. He stopped and looked at the curb - he had to admit that for a second he wanted to throw the person on his back, but after a few seconds of pause, he still Bending down with a black face, he picked up the flip-flops that had fallen on the ground and held them in his hands.
keep going -
"Where are the slippers?" the man holding his neck stretched his neck and asked.
"In my hand."
"I want to wear it."
"You don't walk, what to wear... Don't shake, I'll throw you down."
keep going -
"Lu Sicheng."
"… "
"Are my breasts soft?"
"… "
"I lied to you, I don't have a chest, it's a sponge pad, hee hee hee hee."
"… "
After crossing the noisy street and returning to the neighborhood, there is a light of victory in front of me, so I can't stop and continue to move forward—
"dwarf."
"Huh?" With her chin on the man's shoulder, the short-haired girl turned her head obediently to look at the man's profile.
"You know, e-sports, there are winners and losers, is it a normal thing?"
"...I know," the girl squinted slightly and smiled, "Isn't that what I told you before?"
"Then you also know that no matter what people on the Internet do, they can't affect your ability to become a good e-sports player, right?"
"Well." The girl put her chin back on the man's shoulder, sniffed, and yawned, "I know, so I'm not afraid of them spraying at all."
Lu Sicheng stopped talking.
At this time, the two have entered the villa area where the base is located. Except for the street lights at a distance, the surrounding is dark... Occasionally, a light is lit from a certain villa, and there is the sound of the TV - the nursery rhyme listened quietly. The chirping of insects came from a certain grass, she closed her eyes, and from the other ear, it was the man's uniform breath.
a long time.
She suddenly said—
"Brother Cheng, I'm not crying because of winning or losing, or because of those trolls' remarks, or because of my self-esteem."
"… "
"I just hate myself for dragging my teammates down."
"… "
"Anxiety, low self-esteem, do I really know this game? Am I really qualified to play in the professional league? Am I really the hero of LeBlanc?"
Lu Sicheng felt the heavy head of the person behind him pressing on his shoulders, she paused, and suddenly said in a very soft, very soft voice, "LeBlanc is a kind of faith for me."
"… "
"And my faith has collapsed now, what should I do?"
Maybe they approached the grass inadvertently, maybe the man's breathing became lighter, and the chirping of insects from the grass became louder and more three-dimensional, almost covering up the girl's voice... He stopped and didn't speak for a while.
The girl tightened her slightly cold arms wrapped around the man's neck, like a drowned man grabbing the last piece of driftwood—
a long time.
"How about building a new faith with the determination to win?"
"..." The girl was stunned for a while, then sneered, "How can it be so easy?"
The man stepped out of the range of the street light, so the person lying on his shoulder missed the smile on his lips that was hidden by the darkness—
"How do you know if you don't try?"
"You don't have to try to know."
"It's easy, I'll teach you."
"... Liar, you are so strong, you have never been insulted like this, you can't teach this kind of thing."
"… "
"Why don't you speak again?"
"Because I think what you're saying makes sense."
"… "