The nursery rhyme had a nightmare.
In the dream, she was drinking unconsciously in a street bar, jumping up and down like a monkey, and when she returned to the base, she saw the new mid laner who was about to replace her... She cried, and she cried very sadly, her tongue knotted and her tears were like a waterfall. At the end, there was only one sentence, "I'm strong, I don't want to be a substitute for the water dispenser." In the end, she hugged Lu Sicheng and said sincerely, "Brother Cheng, I'll sing for you, you let me start."
Then seriously sang a song "Insect Flying".
Halfway through the song, I was so moved that I hugged Lu Sicheng as if I was hugging my dear father who had been separated for many years, and started crying again with well-developed lacrimal glands—
The sadness in the dream that seems to be abandoned by the world is particularly real.
What happened later, the nursery rhyme does not know, because when she got here, she was already woken up by fright. In the dream, when Lu Sicheng heard her singing "Insects fly, insects fly", her face was paralyzed and vicious. It looks so real and three-dimensional, and it fits perfectly with the faces on every murderer's wanted list in my memory.
"… "
When nursery rhyme opened her eyes, she glanced at the wall clock in the house, the time pointed to eleven o'clock noon, and the ceiling in her bedroom was spinning - she stared, lifted her feet and shook the quilt, and found that there was not a furry thing in the quilt : Her pancake is not here.
Eleven o'clock has passed the time for the healthy cat to eat breakfast and go to the toilet gracefully. As a qualified shit shovel officer, he is afraid that his cat will be overturned and filled with cats under the emotional trend of hunger and dissatisfaction. The litter box of shit, nursery rhyme struggled for a while, ignoring the whirling ceiling and got up from the bed...
Then she found that the whole world was spinning.
She had a splitting headache, and her whole body was so sore as if she had performed 80 sets of radio gymnastics last night and slammed her head against the wall. She climbed into the bathroom and woke up to take a shower. When she came out, she was more awake. While wiping her hair, she tried to open the door to find her cat, but when the nursery rhyme opened the door, she accidentally kicked a plastic bag at the door of the room—
"… what?"
Tong Yao bent down to pick it up and found a box of hangover pills inside.
Holding the box of medicine and standing at the door of the room for about thirty seconds, Nursery Yao returned to the room and closed the door.
…
after an hour.
Twelve o'clock noon.
The door of Lu Sicheng's room was opened, and a young man with a naked upper body came out of the room yawning, his jet-black hair drooping obediently because of the wet water, and the drops of water dripped down his strong lower abdominal muscles, and finally made him feel uncomfortable. People reverie disappear on the edge of the waistband...
A long-lost cat for nursery rhymes came out of the room behind him, squeezed its head between the man's ankle and the door frame, poked its head out to have a look, and finally walked downstairs with short legs—
Standing on the second floor, the man glanced down and found an unknown person with a Monkey King mask on his face in front of the computer on the far right.
She was curled up on the chair, wearing a white nightgown to her ankles. The big fat cat came to her side, "meow" twice, jumped on top of her, and stepped on it.
- At this time, there was no one in the base. Everyone was exhausted after a night of commotion last night. They probably wouldn't wake up if they didn't sleep until 1:30 to gather to pick a new team uniform.
Lu Sicheng walked downstairs, came to the refrigerator, opened the refrigerator door, saw nothing inside and the empty yogurt jars piled up in the trash can next to him, he raised his eyebrows, closed the refrigerator door, and walked to the only surviving one in the base. Behind the man, he stretched out a finger and lifted the mask on her face a little: "Wukong, where's the teacher's yogurt? There were five or six cans of yogurt before going to bed last night."
"… "
The man in the chair is playing Super Mario.
Mario was busy jumping on top of gold coins, eating mushrooms and stepping on turtles. The person who operated Mario was also very busy. She ducked back slightly to avoid Lu Sicheng's clutches, and the mask snapped back to her. face.
She snorted "Hey" and covered her face in pain.
Lu Sicheng: "What are you doing?"
Nursery Rhyme: "Think about life."
Lu Sicheng: "Since when? From the second you were born, or about fifteen hours ago when you touched your first cup of Long Island Iced Tea?"
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
"The suggestion is the latter." Lu Sicheng said lightly, "because it's rich enough for you to think about it for a while."
Mario stopped jumping, and the man who operated Mario turned his head - under the Monkey King mask on his face, there were twinkling eyes full of unease, Nursery Rhythm pushed the keyboard and got up from the chair, standing on the chair He stared at the man's face from a slightly higher angle than Lu Sicheng: "Captain, did I do a lot of outrageous things yesterday?"
"Outrageous?" Lu Sicheng stared at the grinning Sun Wukong in front of him and couldn't take his eyes off it, "Which one do you mean? You are yelling on the street that you have no chest but only a sponge pad?"
"… "
"Seeing my brother thought I saw a ghost that looked like me?"
"… "
"I still cry with snot and tears, saying that I am strong, I can't be a substitute, and the substitute will lose the whole world. I talk and sing insects flying - a sincere proposal, I can sing a child's song into a ghost movie dubbing, Don't sing anymore."
"..."
You also forcibly stuffed the paper you blew your nose into each teammate as a farewell gift, then hugged him and cried and cried and didn't let go? "
"..."
"Still hold your ugly cat and want to lick its fur? In the end, you still hold other people's ears and don't let go. Three or four people don't let go of your mouth and still want to bite?" Lu Sicheng raised his own On the index finger of the right hand, there is indeed a blood mark on the tooth. "To be honest, Wukong, the reason for getting up early for the teacher is to fight rabies."
“…………………”
Throwing away the cat in his arms, the person who was standing on the chair squatted back on the chair, covering his face with a "wow", shivering... Lu Sicheng sneered, turned back to the kitchen and poured himself a glass of cold water He asked, "Have you taken your medicine?"
The man squatting on the chair raised his head: "What medicine?"
"Isn't the hangover medicine at the door of your room?" Lu Sicheng put down the kettle, "It's as if your madness can be cured just by taking medicine—"
"Don't say it! Stop it! I'm wrong! I'm wrong! I'm wrong!" The voice came from behind the Monkey King mask sullenly, "How do I know that there is alcohol in that drink! What the hell is alcohol called? long Island Ice Tea!"
"Because there is no wife in the wife cake; there is no squirrel in the squirrel mandarin fish; there is no Lei Feng in the Leifeng Pagoda," Lu Sicheng glanced lazily not far from the edge of the chair, leaning out half of his head, exposing his eyes, carefully looking at his own People, "So Long Island Iced Tea isn't tea either, earth leopard."
The half of his head shrank back with a "whoosh".
Lu Sicheng drank the cold water in the cup in his hand, walked back to the computer, turned on the computer, and clicked on the game to log in. During this period, he turned his head and glanced at someone who was crouched and paralyzed in his chair as quiet as a chicken: For Xiaopang The narrow gaming chair can cover her whole body. She is still wearing the pair of home shoes she bought at the supermarket that day, and the long white nightdress fits perfectly to cover her ankles... Only those two white shoes Her dazzling arms were exposed outside her clothes, she hugged her knees, and at a glance, she could see the scars on her elbow joints that were probably left from a naughty break when she was a child.
Her half-dry short hair fell on her snow-white arms because of her posture, and her hair was a little fluffy because it was naturally air-dried, but the contrast between black and white was very clear.
Lu Sicheng: "..."
"Hey." The captain frowned slightly, raised his foot and kicked the corpse on the chair next to him, "You haven't woken up yet? You came down in your pajamas, what are you talking about, the investors will send the summer team uniform samples in a while. Come here and see people like this?"
The person on the chair trembled and slowly got up, jumped off the chair and shook her skirt, she asked again as if she had remembered something, "Can I take off the mask?"
"What are you wearing?"
"No face to meet."
"You still know shame, that's not what you said yesterday when you cried and let someone take good care of your snot paper—"
"Ah ah ah!" Tong Yao raised her hands to cover her ears, "Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen!"
The man sitting on the chair with his head on one hand evoked a smile from an angle that no one behind him couldn't see, but he couldn't hear much emotion in his tone: "Go and change your clothes, they should wake up in a while."
Yu Guang saw someone's skirt on the ground swirl around, and his feet wearing home shoes stomped. In the end, as if stepping on an angry and helpless flame, the girl turned upstairs in a lively manner, and fell hard. own door.
…
Another hour later.
Everyone woke up, gathered downstairs and sat down, each holding a bowl of meat porridge that Auntie had just cooked to drink... At this time, the innermost door on the second floor was carefully opened, and a thief came from behind the door. As if sticking out a face wearing a Monkey King mask, she was wearing denim shorts and a wide shirt, and she walked out of the door with her back hunched—
"Are you up?"
The team manager downstairs greeted her abruptly and called her to stop. She stretched her head and looked at it. Everyone was there, including that Lu Yue... The nursery rhyme walked lightly among the people, and the lady sat down, then lowered her head and pretended to be die.
Xiao Rui reached out and touched her mask: "Shemai Ling, what's your new routine?"
The mask-wearing face lowered a little deeper, and Lu Sicheng, who was beside her, explained for her, "No face to see people."
The person wearing the mask raised his head, the mask with a fixed expression turned to look at the man, and then turned to the green-haired and silver-haired man sitting on her seat with bare feet not far away: "Why are you still here? "
Her voice sounded muffled.
"Because you need a replacement."
The man fiddled with her computer, her mouse.
Nursery Rhymes take a deep breath—
"I do not need."
"needs."
"unnecessary."
"need."
"I don't need it," nursery rhyme stood up from her position, "that's my position."
"Really? You call it by name and see if it ignores you."
Tong Yao walked to her seat in three or two steps and reached out to drag him. However, although the latter was younger than Lu Sicheng, she perfectly inherited the excellent genes of the Lu family in terms of height. Chicken like...
Now the chick is flapping and clamoring, desperately trying to get a weasel out of his chicken coop.
"Get up!"
"Sorry."
"Get up!"
"Sorry."
"Ah! Brother Cheng! Why are you licking my cat's ears!"
The person sitting in the chair immediately jumped up, grabbed the phone, turned on the camera mode, turned his head, looked in the direction the girl was looking in horror, just as he met his brother's indifferent eyes and held the porridge bowl to drink porridge quietly. With an expressionless face—behind him, the girl knocked him away and quickly sat down on her seat, holding the seat back with both hands…
According to legend, the cat whose ears were licked by Lu Sicheng walked by with graceful steps rubbing against the feet of the deceived boy.
"I'm an adult at nineteen," Lu Sicheng said slowly, "Why are you both so mentally handicapped?"
"She's mentally retarded, she told some stupid lies about the broken chair."
"You believe it no matter how stupid you are, aren't you even more stupid," said the person holding his chair with a firm expression, "Anyway, the chair is mine now, whatever you want to say."
"You two stop for a while." Lu Sicheng lifted his eyelids and glanced out the window, "Here comes the person who sent the team uniforms."
As he spoke, there was a knock on the door. The man stood up and walked to open the door. Before passing by, he lifted the mask of the man wearing the mask and put it on his head. The latter released the copy of the seat and covered his face. Her face, which was covered behind the mask all day, was slightly red due to the sultry heat. She turned her head and glared at Lu Yue, who gave her a sinister smile.
The supplier provided the zgdx team with three versions of the summer team uniforms this year - one is red and black according to the matching of the spring game, with a black body and a bright red logo of China Telecom operator on the back, as if drawn with a brush. It's very trendy; one is the yellow shit and it is disliked by everyone when it is taken out, and it is too lazy to describe; the other is a brand new blue and white color scheme, the body of the clothes is blue, with a low-key China Telecom operator logo on it, sleeves The upper and chest are printed with the logos of various sponsors in very thin dark blue fonts...
The nursery rhyme squatting on the chair took a look at the red and black uniforms, and put them down; picked up the blue and white ones, looked at them, and put them down again, obviously because of the difficulty of choosing—
The errand brother who brought the team uniform looked at the young lady who was squatting on the gaming chair with a half-lifted Sun Wukong mask on her head, and asked cautiously, "Are you smiling?"
Tong Yao looked at the new team uniform for a while, looked up at him and was about to say "yes", when Xiao Rui suddenly interjected: "It was the lunatic who ran into our base in the middle of the night last night, and he couldn't leave. , before you leave, please take her with you and throw her into the trash can at the street."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Nursery rhymes thought about it, some reluctantly put down the blue and white uniform and said, "I vote for red and black."
Fatty: "Second."
Xiao Rui: "The team logo is blue and white, and the team uniforms are red and black, I always feel a little weird - I was trying to figure this out in the spring split, and it's better to use blue and white in the summer split: blue and white, look at it. It's the color scheme to win the s6 trophy."
Old cat: "I also think blue and white look better."
Lao K: "Summer is all about this refreshing color."
Nursery rhyme: "Red and black are more resistant to dirt."
Xiaopang: "Yes, yes, the big guys always feel weird wearing white..."
Nursery Rhyme: "Yes, yes, yes."
The two of Zhong and Fu were too consistent in their confessions, which made Xiao Rui turn his head in confusion and looked at the two who were holding up the red and black summer team uniforms and refused to let go: "What's the matter with you two?"
Tong Yao and Xiao Pang looked at each other. At this time, Lu Sicheng said nonchalantly, "Because white makes you fat."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Fatty: "…"
In the end, the team uniform was finalized as the blue and white one, because someone who thought he was fat could lose weight, while another person who was hopelessly fat was obviously fat no matter what he wore.
After finalizing the summer team uniform, the mask of the nursery rhyme returned to her face, and there was another stinky problem: she carried her gaming chair on her back wherever she went, and she took it into the toilet when she went to the toilet.
In the evening when everyone sat together for dinner, Lu Sicheng looked at the girl sitting cross-legged on the chair, and finally couldn't bear to ask: "When are you going to be crazy?"
The person who was wearing a mask and only raised his mouth a little bit to eat rice paused when he heard the words, turned his head and asked the boy who was sitting next to her with his head bowed, "When are you leaving?"
"You're too old to hold a mouse." Lu Yue replied.
The person wearing the mask turned his head and glanced at her captain through the small hole in the mask's eyes: "He is too old to hold a mouse and doesn't care about being my substitute."
Lu Sicheng: "..."
Nursery Rhyme: "I don't want a substitute."
Lu Yue: "Wait until you can defeat A Tai."
Monkey King, who was sitting at the dining table, put down his chopsticks and lowered his head.
"..." Lu Sicheng knocked on his bowl, glanced at his own brother, and said to him, "Don't talk when you eat, get out if you don't eat."