[yqb, Ai Jia: Brother Cheng, don’t be afraid to tell you one thing, I seem to have seen a ghost in the yard of your base just now... The thief is a little scary, wearing a white skirt with a Monkey King mask on his face , I'm walking and drifting... I looked at it and was almost scared out of my breath - isn't this a feng shui treasure land rich man's villa area that the master has seen, why are there unclean things! ! ! !]
[yqb, Ai Jia: I told the scholars and the others that no one believed me! ! ! But I really saw it! ! ! Impossible to miss! ! ! That Monkey King's mask is still glowing with green light!]
[yqb, Ai Jia: ... and I also heard the hurried footsteps of your old people walking around, and the sound of heavy objects moving, like ghosts moving house woo woo woo-]
[yqb, Ai Jia: qaq is afraid, Brother Cheng, do you want to invite a master to take a look?]
Twenty minutes later.
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[djwdb2333: What you see is not a ghost, but our team's lunatic mid laner.]
"Short," the man who was typing on his phone suddenly raised his head and kicked the man who was sitting cross-legged beside him eating mangoes with his long legs, "Are you running around in your pajamas again?"
"Just after taking a shower, I want to take the pie to the yard to get some fresh air, and wait for the fruit takeaway to arrive." The girl with the half-lifted Sun Wukong mask on her head put down her fork, looking inexplicable, "What's the matter? ?"
Lu Sicheng glanced at the loose shirt over her pajamas, paused, and said lightly, "No."
"… Oh, Brother Cheng, do you want to eat mango?"
"Don't eat."
"Then I'll eat it myself."
"Aren't you afraid that the team uniforms will look fat and eat them?"
"... chubby, do you want to eat mango? It's so sweet."
Glancing at this moment, he immediately put down his fork, and moved the gaming chair like a turtle shell while trolling the chubby girl eating mangoes. Lu Sicheng lowered his head expressionlessly and continued typing—
[djwdb2333: The sound of running and the dragging of heavy objects that you hear are not ghosts moving houses, but two lunatic mid laners from our team fighting for chairs.]
[yqb, Ai Jia: Is it a nursery rhyme? Why is she wearing a mask? Where did she get this mask from?]
Lu Sicheng: "..."
… I can feel the collapse of the team next door through the screen.
It's a pity that I can't feel sympathy. After all, they are next door, and he is under the same roof as this lunatic, observing closely.
[djwdb2333: The meter was given by silk. As for why she was given this, what kind of person recruited what kind of meter.]
[yqb, Ai Jia: What the hell did you just say about the two mid laners? When will your team have multiple mid laners!]
[djwdb2333: Lu Yue is back.]
[yqb, Ai Jia: … … … … … ]
Facing a series of calls from the other side, Lu Sicheng thought for a while and put away his phone... At this time, Nursery Rhythm had already sat back in his seat—it was time for the beautiful girl to go to bed—and Nursery Rhythm was also busy thinking about putting away the phone. The possibility of carrying a chair upstairs and locking it in one's own room...
"When you move back, I can use your computer while standing," Lu Yue laughed. "Master, when I was in school, I often stood in the corridor outside the classroom for a whole morning. If you don't believe me, try it."
"Don't be so shameless." Tong Yao glared at him.
"Don't be so selfish," Lu Yue tried to reason with her. "You can't use a computer when you sleep, so why are you occupying it... Are women as unreasonable as you?"
"Yes, women are like this, aren't they cute?"
"… "
"You two shut up," Lu Sicheng looked at the nursery rhyme, "you go to bed and leave the chair."
Then he turned to look at Lu Yue: "Come and rank, I'll check your recent state - if your state drops badly, get out of here tonight."
Tong Yao angrily pulled the mask off to cover her face, made a face at Lu Sicheng behind the mask, jumped off the chair that she was carrying all day, and went upstairs reluctantly... Lu Yue smirked at Lu Sicheng , doesn't seem to appreciate it, and doesn't seem to yearn for that chair like a nursery rhyme, just turned around and found a bottle of yogurt from the refrigerator, and slurped it down—
As soon as the two separated, the base immediately returned to its former quietness.
Xiao Rui floated out of the toilet and looked around: "Where's Wukong?"
Without raising his head, Lu Sicheng said, "Wukong went to sleep."
Xiao Rui walked behind Xiao Pang, who was happily eating a box of mangoes: "Bajie, don't eat it."
Xiaopang: "After eating this box, I will start losing weight tomorrow."
At this moment, Lu Yue took the seat of the nursery rhyme, clicked on the game, directly logged into the game with the nursery rhyme account, and clicked on the ranking system to start queuing... Lu Sicheng tilted his head: "I don't have an account?"
"It's been a long time since I played the Hanbok," Lu Yue smiled casually, "My account this season's qualifying competition (*The season ends every year, the current ranking situation is settled, and the current ranking system of each account is cleared. New. At the beginning of the season, each player needs to play ten qualifying matches, and the system assigns this player a new initial rank based on the results of the ten qualifying matches and the settlement period of the previous season) without playing.”
Lu Sicheng let out an "oh", and opened his friend list to take a look: "A Tai is also in line."
As soon as the words fell, the system sounded with a "bang". When Lu Yue clicked to confirm to enter the game, tat and tei also showed that they entered the game at the same time—
Lu Sicheng quickly glanced at the list of teammates on Lu Yue's side: "He's across from you."
Lu Yue laughed indifferently.
Lu Sicheng's words had just finished. At this time, the person who said that he was going to sleep ten minutes ago rushed downstairs and jumped, stood behind Lu Yue, squinted slightly at the screen, and then said sharply: " I just said why I can't sleep! Sitting in my seat and ruining my number! Shit!"
Lu Sicheng sneered briefly, as if he had expected this.
"... Why don't you care about her scolding, and still laugh?" Lu Yue rubbed his ears and looked at the girl standing behind him with his waist tucked in, "Aren't you sleeping? Why did you come down again."
"There are always people who think about my dragon chair! How can I sleep peacefully!" Tong Yao hugged the sleepy cat in her arms, but didn't stretch out her hand to push Lu Yue again, "Fight well, I will fight back to the king..."
Lu Yue: "I'm ranked as that grandma."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
The nursery rhyme immediately quieted down, glanced back, shoved the cat into Xiao Rui's arms behind him, and dragged a bench over to sit next to Lu Yue—the game had already reached the ban&pik stage, and Lu Yue was on the third floor. Having the right to be the first banned hero, Nursery Rhymes frowned slightly: "LeBlanc is banned."
Hearing this, Lu Yue turned his head slightly and glanced at her lazily: "What are you panicking about?"
The nursery rhyme was stunned for a while: Lu Yue always looked like a nasty little gangster on weekdays, but when he sat in front of the computer, this man's demeanor was carved out of the same mold as his brother...
Arrogant and arrogant.
The banning of heroes is over soon - the tat mid laner on the opposite side probably also knew that the number of the nursery rhyme was on the opposite side of him, so the opposite was the first to grab LeBlanc, the nursery rhyme's stomach twitched, and the acid water went up. Take it, the nightmare of that day seems to be relived again...
It was Lu Yue's turn to choose someone.
The nursery rhyme is a little nervous: "Take an Ike, or Jiaoyue, you can develop steadily in the early stage, and wait for the group to play in the later stage..."
Lu Yue: "Neither."
Nursery Rhyme: "Nine-tailed fox?"
Lu Yue: "No."
Nursery Rhyme: "Kassadin?"
Lu Yue: "..."
Nursery Rhyme: "You can't do anything, play any profession, go home and raise pigs! What the hell do you know?"
Lu Yue locked a tsar.
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Nursery Rhymes: "Whether I win or not, the image of me as a mentally retarded person is probably ingrained in the eyes of that Korean."
"Sooner or later, you will be trampled under your feet and become a defeated general," Lu Yue said lightly. "Why do you care so much about what he thinks? Don't be lazy."
At this point, the game started, and Tong Yao kept his mouth shut and did not dare to talk to Lu Yue to distract him, and Lu Yue also looked very focused when playing games—at least for the hero of the Tsar, he seemed to be more proficient at using it than Tong Yao. , in the early stage, he was not in a hurry to exchange blood with Atai, but only concentrated on keeping a distance from the opponent to get the experience and economy of the soldiers. At three minutes, his missing soldiers was: 0.
Doing this with Czar and LeBlanc is definitely very, very difficult.
Even if the nursery rhyme uses the Tsar to open the single-player training mode, when there is no enemy harassment, he will sometimes miss one or two soldiers when replenishing his troops - this is the result of a period of intense training some time ago. It's true, as an arry, at least in terms of basic skills, he is definitely at the level of an international first-line player.
And when he played the game, he was as steady as a mountain, completely contrary to his exaggerated character—
The Tsar, a hero with a strong tower defense ability, really played to the extreme in the hands of Lu Yue. Although their team was caught a few times by the opposite jungler in the early stage, they fell behind in the number of heads, but because of the Lu Yue was here, and the tower in the middle became a thorn in the opposite side—until nearly 30 minutes, this tower was still standing there strong, the opposite side couldn’t push it down, couldn’t invade the resources of the wild area, couldn’t get Xiaolong, and the early jungler was online. The advantages of gank creation are gradually lost...
At about thirty-five minutes, the game entered the middle and late stages, and the hero LeBlanc gradually entered a weak state because of its average development in the early stage... At this time, the team with a well-developed Tsar's lineup is obviously better. Several teamfights, big and small, helped them go from disadvantage to balance, from balance to advantage—
In the end, it came to a comeback and won.
This is probably the textbook of the disadvantaged situation of the Czar against LeBlanc: make sure you don’t die, stick to the tower in the middle, lock the opponent’s mid laner in the mid lane, let the other two teammates develop wildly, and stand up and arry the teammates in the later stage of the team. victory.
Seeing that the enemy's big crystal was smashed a little bit, the nursery rhyme didn't say a word, and Lu Yue was also silent until the last second when the big crystal burst, and then said lightly: "The Tsar, a hero, can still play LeBlanc, but it's not suitable for you. —Everyone has heroes that are suitable for them and those that are not suitable for them. If you trade defensive heroes for blood and fight for your life, you will be caught in the opponent’s trap.”
Nursery Rhymes stood up, thought for a while, and brushed her hair: "You have two brushes."
"I used to be a substitute for Mingshen," Lu Yue squinted slightly and smiled, "When you need a defensive mid laner, I'll be replaced, so last season's performance was good—"
"Any functions."
Fatty, who suddenly made a noise next to him, planned Lu Yue's words.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, then raised their heads to look at this fat man who always seemed particularly optimistic - and the expression on the face of the little fat right now is definitely not "optimistic".
Xiaopang pushed aside his keyboard and stood up, and glanced at Lu Yue: "What's the use of the regular season? What's the use of the first-ever points in the whole year and the global finals? Don't think about who made him have to retire this year due to injury-"
The room was silent.
"I still stick to my opinion," Xiaopang turned to the team manager and said, "He wants to be a substitute, yes, that's the club's freedom, but I personally don't accept such teammates."
After he finished speaking, he turned around, went upstairs without turning his head, and slammed the door of his room... Shocked that the door was about to be shattered, Lu Sicheng stood up, patted Lu Yue on the shoulder, and dropped a sentence " I'll go and see what's going on." He followed Xiao Chuan upstairs...
The bot duo left before and after. Facing Xiaopang's speech, Lao Mao and Lao K seemed a little embarrassed, and Lao Mao muttered: "It's been so long, why are you still mentioning it... Mingshen didn't say anything. ."
And Lu Yue remained silent from beginning to end. Hearing this, he raised his head and glanced at the old cat: "Don't say it, it's my fault."
Nursery Rhyme: "?"
The nursery rhyme is confused.
No idea what exactly happened.
I don't understand why Xiaopang is so angry; I don't understand why he is more resistant to Lu Yue than her; I don't understand why he suddenly brought up the issue of last year's global finals at this time—
In the finals last year, the zgd team was not on the expedition list.
Before Nursery Rhymes took it for granted that they just didn't get the tickets, but now, she suddenly remembered what Xiao Rui seemed to have mentioned before, "did not participate in the finals for some reason"...
Isn't it because I didn't get the ticket, but because I didn't get the ticket because of something
I vaguely remember what Xiao Chuan seemed to have said, "he was kicked out" and "no one wants to be his teammate"...
Could it be that this so-called "thinking something" has something to do with Lu Yue
Is it even involving Myojin
The nursery rhyme was a little dizzy because of her own brain hole, and now everyone is a little bit unhappy, she didn't dare to ask more, she had to take her cat back from the team manager's arms, and then rolled back to the room in a daze …
After returning to the room, Tong Yao couldn't sleep, laying on the bed and thinking about it for a while, she simply grabbed her phone and read the news of Baidu's zgd withdrawal last year. Only then did she realize that a lot of drama happened in the year when she didn't pay attention to the League of Legends professional competition. The thing: Last summer, the zgd team won the summer championship. According to Riot’s rules, the summer championship of each division is sent to the global finals.
At that time, everyone had hopes of winning the championship for the zgd team.
Unexpectedly, just when everyone thought that the zgd team was undergoing closed training to prepare for the 5th battle, zgd officially announced an amazing news: the zgd team withdrew from the finals.
The reason was not said.
At that time, there was a lot of scolding on the Internet. It is not too much to say that the whole country was shocked. People have different opinions. Some people said that the zgd operator withdrew its capital and the team was facing dissolution; Some people say that they just can't stand the pressure and are cowardly... In short, there are many sayings, but in the end, they did not get an accurate answer.
Nursery rhymes searched the Internet, and the already foggy head became even more muddy.
Before going to sleep, she received a text message from a little fat—
[Little Fatty: I won’t let that person come on the bench, Mingshen will never forgive him, let’s see.]
Tong Yao replied a few question marks to him, but the other party did not reply. Tong Yao waited and waited, and finally fell asleep holding the phone.
…
The next day, the nursery rhyme was woken up by the mobile phone, and she got out of the bed in a daze, and put the phone to her ear without opening her eyes. She "hello", and the roar of her friend Jin Yang came from the opposite side: "You Still sleeping! My God! Your team has a big rhythm!!!!"
"What?" The nursery rhyme rubbed her eyes, "What?"
"Go to the post bar and see for yourself!"
After Jinyang finished speaking, he hung up the phone.
Nursery Rhymes was inexplicable. When she opened a well-known e-sports post, she saw that the home page was full of four letters "zgd", sighing, cursing, speechless, everything. Refreshed to a skyscraper with a reply of almost 2.3w—
[Subject] [The real reason why the ZGD team withdrew from the 5 finals last year].
The thread is a video.
The nursery rhyme yawned, thinking that someone was making hype again, and casually opened the video - the video was very dark, it looked like it was shot by a surveillance video, the shooting environment was a KTV, and there were a bunch of young people sitting in it. Wearing a jk jersey on her body...
Nursery Rhymes thought about it, it seems that the second team of a certain club is called this name, but this year they have dropped from the professional league to the secondary professional league.
At the beginning of the video, these people were drinking and chatting, laughing like a harmonious group. After a while, the door of the ktv box was pushed open from the outside, and the two people who walked in from the outside—
The nursery rhyme suddenly got up from the bed, holding the phone and staring wide-
The two people who walked in from the outside were Lu Yue and Mingshen. Lu Yue walked in front, holding a wine bottle in his hand, and without saying a word, the wine bottle knocked on the forehead of the team member who was sitting near the door... jk When the people in the team saw that their own people had been screwed, it was okay, and they stood up one by one, and the scene immediately became chaotic—
In the beginning, Lu Yue was fighting seven or eight, and finally it became that seven or eight beating Lu Yue one.
Fragments of wine bottles and glass cups on the ground, the coffee table was smashed in half by this group of youths who had just done what they said—to tell the truth, that’s the case with Hong Kong movies with the theme of underworld—the nursery rhymes were horrified while holding the phone, In my heart, I was thinking, "If the **** doesn't stand firm and fall, it's okay", but before I could think about it, a hapless guy who didn't stand firm appeared: that is the Mingshen who reached out and tried to persuade him to fight.
Mingshen didn't join the battle from the very beginning. When he saw Lu Yue beating someone, he wanted to drag him to keep him from going on. People with blood on their heads won't let you go - so when Mingshen went to persuade him to fight, one of them turned him back without even looking at him, and Mingshen didn't stand still, and the whole person fell into the middle and broke into two pieces. Half of the glass slag!
His right hand subconsciously propped the entire palm into the glass fragments, and the sharp edge of the coffee table even drew a long cut on his arm...
The screen on the phone is still playing.
Mingshen, who was fine for one second, fell into a pool of blood the next. Lu Yue, who had been surrounded and beaten, was stunned for a moment, then a carp rolled and jumped up and kicked the people around him, grabbed Mingshen and dragged him up. ... except that they both fished out of the plasma tank at this time—
The nursery rhyme's hands trembled, and the phone fell on the bed...
She raised her head and glanced outside the door blankly, never knowing that playing a career can still be a bloodbath.