[ZGDX, smiling: Captain went on a blind date today. I heard that the target is a Turtle Master of Finance who is 1.72 meters tall and can wear high-heeled shoes. The family and the captain's family are a business partnership.]
[Amao's mother: You can get a master's degree even if you go abroad and finish your studies.]
[ZGDX, smiling: But I can only grow to 1.72 meters if I go to bone, or God gives me a Harry Potter that will increase the spell.]
[Amao Tina: You still pray that Brother Cheng has a unique taste and prefers shorties to be more reliable.]
[ZGDX, smiling: ...why do I pray he likes shorties?]
[Amao Tiniang: Then why are you comparing your height with someone else's blind date?]
[ZGDX, smiling: I have it? I'll gossip with you, obviously it's you who started to compare - to tell the truth, how come there are so many women like you who are tall, good-looking, good-looking, good-looking, easy to learn, and great! ! ! ! !]
[Amao Ti Niang: You can play games, e-sports Hua Mulan, you are also great!]
[ZGDX, smiling: roll.]
[A Mao's mother: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]
Tong Yao rolled her eyes and put down her phone. She absently flipped through the notebook that recorded a lot of data about the players in various positions in the HUAWEI team. After flipping through a few pages, she found that she couldn't read a single word, and she became more and more irritable. He closed the book, turned off the light, and crawled into the bed.
Dabing, who was already half asleep, let out a dissatisfied "meow" and kicked the nursery rhyme with his legs.
"What are you pedaling? This is Laozi's bed, so I'm not satisfied with sleeping in your cat's bed."
The nursery rhyme quarreled with the cat fiercely, and while arguing, she lifted the quilt to cover her head... She couldn't tell exactly who she was angry with. She closed her eyes and accidentally thought that Lu Sicheng laughed at her in the afternoon for "just know how to eat" and hid in the quilt. The people below puffed out their cheeks: You know what to eat. When your old man went out on a blind date, I was sitting at the base watching the game video and replaying the replay, and I was blinded. Why didn't I hear a compliment? Bah!
The more you think about the nursery rhyme, the more you get angry.
For a moment, she almost wanted to pick up her phone to curse, but she vaguely felt that her reasons for scolding seemed a bit strange and untenable. In the end, her innate fear of the captain overcame her anger...
She finally...
Pissed off and fell asleep.
…
The next day is game day.
Nursery Rhymes and the others arrived at the competition venue at 3:30 in the afternoon, and after putting on makeup as usual, they waited for the competition to start in the lounge;
At 4:30, I vaguely heard voices in the auditorium outside and the host was already in place;
At 4:40, there is an LCD TV screen in the player's lounge. This LCD screen is synchronized with the outside. Usually, players can also view the current game situation through the screen when they are resting. At this time, there is already a picture on the screen. The play was last week's top 10 wonderful operations. Nursery rhymes sat cross-legged on a chair while eating fruits and counting. Lu Sicheng appeared in two scenes, and she took one by herself. The show operation, the nursery rhyme that is standing in the back row coquettishly in the team battle, biubiu harvesting the endgame...
At 4:45, Tong Yao put down the fruit takeaway box and stood up. She was about to say that she was almost ready to go out. At this time, a cheerful BGM suddenly sounded on the TV behind her. There were four loud and prolonged voices. The words sounded—
"Match-time-quote-record!"
The girl who was turning around and walking towards the door stumbled under her feet and turned her head blankly, so she perfectly saw her big face appear on the screen—
[People choose heroes in the late game, let's all choose the early game. Oops, teammates and comrades, you are really inflated.]This is the sighing old cat.
[I have a headache, hurry up and go home to sleep.]This is Lu Sicheng with an expressionless face and a hoarse voice.
[Seconded.]This is a nursery rhyme with a solemn expression.
"Ah, ah, ah!" Tong Yao covered her eyes with her hands in horror, and couldn't help but show a slit between her middle finger and ring finger to watch the TV screen, "Did the backstage eldest brother agree that this passage will not be part of the competition quotations? "
Lu Sicheng sneered: "You idiot, who told you?"
The old cat wearing headphones on the TV screen bent down slightly and looked in the direction of the nursery rhyme across the old K: [What's the matter with you, Miss?]
Nursery Rhymes immediately blocked her ears with two fingers.
However, the video editing staff of the competition quotes were not prepared to let her go just like that. The girl's originally expressionless face on the screen suddenly twitched, and then she said calmly—
[Stomach pain, I want to pull shi.]
[Stomach pain, I want to pull shi. X2]
[Stomach pain, I want to pull shi. X3]
The sentence was played back three times, and the last sentence used a monster roaring sound effect with a long tail. There were also colored subtitles above the head of the nursery rhyme, the cartoon image of the toilet, and the cartoon image of a crying poop...
The screen cut through the silent expressions of the nursery rhymes teammates one by one, and finally Xiaopang said with emotion: [I think you want to be in the competition quotation.]
The calm and paralyzed face of the nursery rhythm on the screen finally changed - in the video, the nursery rhythm realized that her nostrils and double chin were so big when she was dressed in horror Special effects: ["Don't, don't, the backstage staff eldest brother give me a face, this part is still cut and cut, and I will kneel down and pay tribute to the early years!!!!]
In the upper right corner of the nursery rhyme, the indifferent face expression pack of Xiao S appeared, and the staff member: [Oh.]
The nursery rhyme clapped her hands on her face and covered her eyes. She could hear people outside the venue saying "hahahahahahaha" through the long corridor and a door. The card flew down and shouted to Lu Sicheng, "Give me a head, give me a head, I've worked hard to fly down, you dare not give me a head, I will never come down again in this life", Lu Sicheng told her not to get excited and pull up her pants At that time, judging from the laughter, everyone in the auditorium outside was about to burst out laughing...
Nursery Rhymes: "No way, I can't get out of this door today. Lu Yue will let you go. I need to calm down."
Lu Yue: "I won't come, I'll just watch your jokes."
Fatty: "Don't be afraid."
Nursery Rhyme: "How can they treat a girl like this!!!!"
Xiaopang: "E-sports, there is no gender."
Tong Yao waved her hand weakly, and at this time Xiao Rui opened the door to urge them to go to the competition venue. Tong Yao was dragged out by Xiao Chuan, and when she passed Xiao Rui, she clearly heard the team manager say, "I just like it. You look so free, you are not hypocritical, and you are not at all different from the coquettish goods outside."
In the dim corridor, Nursery Rhythm stared innocently, watching their team manager clack against the wall, and suddenly felt that the whole world was targeting her—
When she walked out of the player aisle and came to her seat, in addition to the applause, she heard the laughter of the audience in the audience. She rubbed her face and sat down in her seat, feeling that countless eyes were swept over her. Go, this time even the computer screen in front of her that blocks her face can't save her...
Tong Yao grabbed the earphones and said, "My mentality has collapsed, and the middle lane will naturally collapse today. You can decide between the upper and lower lanes."
Lu Sicheng: "If you want to be single-killed once, I will take this competition quote back to the living room and buy a super-sized screen for 24-hour rotation for one day; single-kill twice for two-day rotation; single-kill three times for three-day rotation..."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Nursery Rhyme: "Are you human?"
Muttering to put on her earphones, the noise and laughter outside was slightly reduced at this time. The nursery rhyme still did not recover from the shameful play just now, but the ketchup red on her face has slightly reduced to a faint blood red... After a while, the game officially started, and when entering the BP mode, the teammates stopped chatting and seriously discussing the game—
Old cat: "Take an Ike, get me an Ike, Ike is very fierce recently."
Old K: "Don't, why am I so uneasy after rank has practiced for a few times?"
Lu Sicheng: "Excavators are banned, so are widows, don't let Kun take it."
Xiaopang: "You can also ban one mid laner, and ban three hands."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Old cat: "Then I'll take Ike."
Old K: "What am I going to do, Mingshen?"
Mingshen: "Do you want the male gun still outside? I think the male gun is fine."
Old K: "Okay."
Lu Sicheng: "If there is a male gun, I can get a later hero."
Little Fatty: "Jin, Jhin, it's good to start a group."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Lu Sicheng: "Where's our mid laner? Dropped?"
Fatty: "Quiet like a chicken."
Myojin: "Yeah, what do you think about the mid laner? The opposite side took an Ezreal, I think Syndra is okay... Can you play Nursery Rhymes?"
Nursery Rhyme: "Yes, take it."
Xiaopang: "Miss, believe it or not, even if some people don't speak or are concise, she will still be there when it is time for the competition quotation."
Nursery rhyme: "..."
The nursery rhyme said that Lao Tzu did not believe it.
So from the beginning to the end of the first game, which lasted forty-five minutes, she said no more than ten sentences from the beginning to the end, and each time she spoke no more than ten words. And Lu Sicheng was obviously not convinced by this: "I'm not dumb."
Because he didn't speak, he was threatened with death by the captain before the game by "playing shameful play in a loop". The first nursery rhyme in the game exploded because of high concentration. At the beginning of the game, he and K were squatting on the opposite side in the river crab, and got one blood. The next 15 minutes can be called her personal Syndra operation textbook solo show, and she has killed three waves of HUAWEI team mid laners—
Then enter the teamfight period.
In the teamfight, where the balls of Syndra operated by the nursery rhymes were pushed, she pushed the opponent's little crispy in the back row to the point where she complained. Then, when the equipment was already behind, it was directly clicked off two or three times!
It was also fortunate that they saw something wrong in the early jungle stage, so they gave up the mid lane, and they succeeded in counter-squatting on the upper and lower lanes a few times. ... In the end, because HUAWEI's mid laner development was so poor that it couldn't be beaten in two consecutive waves of teamfights, the game was finally ended in one wave.
At the end of the first game, Tong Yao pulled his earphones and stood up and took a sip of water. He didn't say a word and ran to the lounge with his tail tucked in his head. As a result, when he went to the bathroom on the way, he met the HUAWEI team's Jung Ye Kun in the corridor—
Tong Yao nodded to him as a greeting, but unexpectedly, the other party raised a smile and smiled brightly at her, and said in a robot accent that obviously had a foreigner speaking Chinese: "I watched your video, it's very cute. ."
When the HUAWEI team played Ye Kun in South Korea, there were a lot of female fans, because they were tall and fair-skinned, they had dimples when they smiled, they looked like a clean big boy, and they rarely talked during live broadcasts, and they talked with his teammates. In the double row, I just smiled and listened to their rants—
Teammates don't scold people when they cheat, and they will type and praise others when they carry.
The most important thing is to learn Chinese very seriously, and often use Chinese to communicate with fans in Pinyin.
She was caught off guard by this kind of angel-like little brother and boasted of his own shameful play. The nursery rhyme was so excited that she almost wet her pants... She didn't understand what the younger brothers were thinking, so she could only laugh and thank her, and sauntered into the toilet.
—Originally it was a break-time episode that could be left behind at any time.
The nursery rhyme didn't even know what was wrong, or she smiled and thanked her for entering the bathroom in a hurry. The honey juice angered this little brother... Anyway, when her second game started, she found that she was praising her just now in front of the bathroom door. The lovely little brother, suddenly seems to be living in the middle of the road—
Throughout the early laning phase of the game, Kun was either in the middle of the gank or on his way to the middle of the gank.
He caught the first wave of nursery rhymes, and when he contributed the blood of the whole game, he felt that he was careless.
Until the opponent's widow appeared in the middle again and again—
A calm nursery rhyme: "The jungler is in the middle, I'm dead, and the line of soldiers is coming in, old K, don't waste it."
The calm nursery rhyme: "The jungler is in the middle again, I'll go back to the city."
Not very calm nursery rhyme: "I'm dead."
Confused nursery rhyme: "What's wrong with this widow? The game map was cut in two pieces, leaving the middle?"
Nursery rhyme with facial paralysis: "I'm dead again."
Nursery rhyme with a twitchy expression: "I'm fucking dead again!"
Looking at the nursery rhyme that completely collapsed the keyboard with a fierce slap on the black and white screen: "I'm squatting, what's the trouble?! If I don't have the skills, I will kill my jungler if I don't have the skills to double the tower and change the tower!!!!"
Nursery rhyme with a dead heart: "...Why not BAN Widow, if he dares to appear in the middle once again, I will dare to spit it out to you."
Fatty: "Brother, hold on."
Nursery Rhyme: "Brother can't hold on anymore, the speed pushed a tower to the group, I don't want to be on the line, the opposite side treats the middle road as a double road."
At this time, the game has been going on for twenty-five minutes. The opposite side seems to have negotiated the upper and lower two lanes. Seeing that, I fell into an indescribable cycle of death—
Looking at the heads of all the people in the audience that she contributed, Tong Yao scolded all the swear words in her heart, and because she was too angry, she didn't even have time to feel depressed when she lost the game, and her chest was burning. Only anger.
At the end of the second game, Tong Yao was sitting in the corner of the lounge, her head against the wall in silence and facing the wall for thought. Lu Sicheng and the others were discussing the issue of the previous game... At this moment, the door of the lounge was pushed open, and everyone was watching. Next, the HUAWEI team's jungler came in, said hello to everyone, and walked directly to the nursery rhyme, and bent down beside her chair: "Can I have your WeChat? Give me WeChat, I won't go to the next one. ."
Nursery Rhyme: "..."
The nursery rhyme took the head off the wall.
Nursery Rhyme: "?"
Kun narrowed his eyes and smiled cutely, like Xiao Huya.
It is quite normal for players to exchange WeChat. Usually, they will be added when they are chatting in the background while waiting for the game. The nursery rhyme also didn’t take it seriously and agreed. Seeing Kun earnestly opening WeChat and adding her, he said with satisfaction, “Thank you. "Stand up and walked out, until he left, Nursery Rhythm didn't come back to his senses.
Nursery Rhyme: "What's the matter?"
Lu Sicheng: "Collecting stamps."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Xiaopang: "He already has our WeChat, don't listen to Brother Cheng's nonsense."
Nursery Rhyme: "Oh."
In the third game, Kun really didn't come to the middle-
In fact, it's useless for him to come again. The third nursery rhyme specially chose Lulu, who runs fast, has long hands, has a shield, slows down, and is silent. During the rest time, discuss how to deal with this kind of mindless grasping situation.
In the third game, because everyone was playing normally, and no one took out the black technology, ZGDX pushed to the high ground in the 38th minute. After the last wave of teamfights, Yu won the game with 41 points.
When she stood up and walked across to shake hands with her opponent, Tong Yao felt that she was three years older today.
Holding it all the way to Kuna, the latter squeezed the hand of the nursery rhyme and shook it with a smile: "See you on WeChat."
Nursery Rhyme: "… oh."
…
Back to the base is already 9:30 in the evening.
Everyone played three games, and after the second game, the fright was like a dog. The nursery rhyme suggested ordering takeout and got unanimous approval. She took out her mobile phone and wanted to open the takeout software. Only then did she find out that the HUAWEI team was playing as a jungler. At the same time, I sent her countless WeChat messages—
[Kun: Back to the base?]
[Kun: I will return too.]
[Kun: Have you eaten yet?]
[Kun: You played very well today, you are very strong.]
[Kun: I haven't seen many girls who are good at gaming:)]
[Kun: Eat?]
[Kun: Tired? out to play?]
[Kun: ignore my QWQ]
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
... what's going on
Nursery Rhymes put down the phone.
Lu Sicheng, who was sitting not far from her, raised his eyelids and glanced at her: "Didn't you order takeout?"
"It's for takeout. Before that, I had an idea that I didn't know whether to talk about it or not."
"Inappropriate."
"I think the little jungler in the mobile team seems to want to tease me."
"… "
Lu Sicheng immersed himself in typing on the phone with one hand. He raised his head and glanced at Tong Yao with a look of "Have you taken your medicine?" After a while, when she didn't respond at all, he took the phone away from her and looked at it quickly. A glance, then silence.
Lu Sicheng: "What do you think?"
Nursery rhyme: "I just want to put him in a coffin with the hero Widowmaker and put it on the nails and bury it there, deep."
Lu Sicheng made a sound of "um", then lowered his head and downloaded an input method software on Tong Yao's phone, typed a series of words, then returned the phone to Tong Yao, and continued to play with his own phone...
Nursery Rhymes looked down at the phone screen—
[ZGDX, smiling: chessman.]
[ZGDX, smiling: ?? ? ????, ???? ?? ? ???.]
Three seconds later, the other side reacted—
[Kun: ... ! QAQ]
Nursery Rhyme: "What is it? What did you say?"
Lu Sicheng lifted his eyelids and glanced: "He said sorry."
Nursery Rhyme: "He's sorry for what you said? You don't scold people, do you?"
Lu Sicheng paused, and then said lightly, "Don't worry about it, he won't come back anyway."
The nursery rhyme said "oh", opened the takeout software, ordered takeout, ate, washed, and went to bed at 12:30 in the evening. The teammates were still playing rank downstairs.
While playing, it suddenly occurred to me that Kun seemed to have never sent any messages again, so she entered WeChat, copied what Lu Sicheng said, and copied and pasted it to [Amao it Niang]—
[ZGDX, smiling: What do you mean by this?]
[Amao It Niang: Which Korean drama was copied from?]
[ZGDX, smiling: blue life and death love.]
[Amao it Niang:…]
[ZGDX, smiling: Don't be a little bit, what do you mean? !]
[Amao Tiniang: She is my woman, don't touch her, you little brat.]
“……………………………”
Nursery Yao's hand shook, and the phone slammed into her face.