When she arrived at the hot pot restaurant that nursery rhymes remembered, the two little people in her mind were already fighting over whether to order big lobster or 888 plates of beef—
A villain said, "Have you ever eaten lobster before?"
Another villain said, "Have you never eaten beef before?"
A little man said: "When can't you eat beef?"
Another villain said: "Why do you eat eight hundred and eighty-eight beef every day, do you think you haven't been deducted from your salary of 120,000 yuan?"
A villain said, "Can you fly after eating eight hundred and eighty-eight beef?"
Another villain said, "I don't know, so try, what if you can?"
The nursery rhyme put her head on one hand, and the hazelnuts were almost dripping out. As soon as the car stopped, she got up from the seat and went down. After walking two steps, Lu Yue stopped her. She turned her head and heard that the dog couldn't spit out ivory. asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Lame?"
The nursery rhyme said "oh" and lowered her head and raised her feet. The back of her right ankle was red and blistered. There was no other reason, but the newly bought team shoes just rubbed her feet.
Nursery rhyme: "Broken, new shoes beat your feet."
Lu Yue: "Oh, hypocritical."
"I don't even know if it's broken, are you dumb?"
Lu Sicheng came up from the back and saw that Nursery Rhythm was about to get out of the car, so he simply picked her up with both hands and put her on the flat ground under the car.
"New shoes are like this, what's the matter? When you go back, you can buy a Band-Aid at the supermarket at the entrance of the base." Tong Yao glanced at him, "My friend has set a record of shopping in Las Vegas for 12 hours. Four hours into the frayed feet and yet she continues to walk around the record for eight hours, like a mermaid dancing on the tip of a knife."
Xiao Rui: "A mermaid with a shopping addiction."
Myojin: "Is the mermaid you're talking about the girlfriend of the mid laner next door?"
The nursery rhyme nodded, and the remaining group of straight men suddenly showed a very unified expression: out of sympathy for Ai Jia.
Only two brothers, Lu Sicheng and Lu Yue, acted quite calm, and they seemed to be very accustomed to this habit of women. Lu Sicheng did not speak, and Lu Yue said: "Spending money can reduce the time women spend looking for trouble and trouble, and in disguise makes people live longer. , thinking about it like this, it's worth the money."
Tong Yao raised her foot and kicked him: "Yeah, women are like this, isn't it cute? Let me do it too, but the main thing is that I don't have money—ah, don't mention money, I suddenly feel a pain in my chest."
"Should."
Lu Sicheng threw down such a sentence, raised his hand and pulled the Tongling in front of the private hot pot door. The closed and desirable mysterious door opened, and a group of people entered. After standing firm, he found that today it seems to be a reserved venue for the e-sports circle. —
In addition to the nursery rhymes who had just entered the door, there were also the "HUAWEI" team and the "500-year-old Qing Dynasty" team in Group B next door. The two tables were very close, and the HUAWEI team's jungler Li Huanshuo was lying on the ground On the jungler of the Qing team, holding a wine glass in his hand, he shouted "brother" in Korean, and behind him, a girl who looked like a staff member pulled his sleeves and secretly used a mobile phone to give him. Jungle photos of the two teams—
It looks like a three-person sandwich biscuit of "Die Die Le".
Lu Sicheng: "Look."
Nursery Rhyme: "Look at what?"
Lu Sicheng: "There will always be women around this brat."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
However, at this time, nursery rhyme didn't pay attention to Li Huanshuo at all. She only paid attention to the person who was at the bottom wearing the "Qing Dynasty died for 500 years" team uniform... If I remember correctly, they will be next week. In the first round of the cross-group, "Qing Dynasty died for 500 years". This team was the third runner-up team in the previous professional league - a combination of four Chinese and one Korean, and the only foreign aid was Li Huanshuo at this moment. The one hanging on the thigh, the ID is "dragon", known as Brother Long, the warm male player—
Why do you say that
Nursery Rhymes have watched their games, and I personally think that this Korean man's Chinese is better than Lu Sicheng's... Because at least they will tell their teammates when they are at a disadvantage: It's okay, you can win, everyone cheer, don't give up.
- Unlike Lu Sicheng who speaks less in disadvantaged games, and speaks less in advantaged games, if it wasn't for Xiaopang's nagging during the game, in the early laning phase, everyone would occasionally have the illusion that the bot lane didn't come to the game at all.
Well, having said that, because of such an excellent jungler, Daqing's entire S5 team is still shivering in the relegation match. This year's spring game relies on this person to revitalize three ways and directly win the third place.
So now the nursery rhyme full of fighters how to win next week is staring at the main carry point of the opponent team that is about to face. Emoticon: "Who are you staring at?"
"Brother Long." She replied without hesitation.
"What brother Long, you know each other very well? It's a jungler, and he never plays mid-laner. You can't be in the lane, let alone know it very well, and you want to collect stamps, you."
"...No, what a shit! I was just thinking, this guy only came to the LPL in the Spring Split, and his Chinese has improved so much to revitalize a team, it's really amazing." Tong Yao said, "Would you consider letting a family teach you Chinese? ... Don't say one sentence all day: chubby, take two steps forward and sell your blood and I'll reap it."
Lu Sicheng: "..."
Lu Sicheng was silent, and the little fat who was standing behind the nursery rhyme and Lu Sicheng was overjoyed and gave a thumbs up to the nursery rhyme—
At this time, Li Huanshuo raised his head and found the nursery rhyme.
His eyes lit up, he immediately shook off the staff girl who was following behind him, walked towards the nursery rhyme in the dissatisfied eyes of the other party, first greeted Lu Sicheng behind her, and then caught the nursery rhyme and refused to let go: "Sister, Why are you here?"
"Come and eat." Tong Yao smiled.
Lu Sicheng pulled her clothes from behind.
The nursery rhyme quietly broke free from his claws.
"Yesterday I broadcasted live, and someone said you in the live broadcast room," Li Huanshuo said in blunt Chinese, "I scolded people, I told them not to talk about you, you are fine."
Tong Yao looked at the face that said "please praise me quickly", she really touched his little head and wanted to praise him, but now there is a housekeeper standing behind her and staring at her, she can only say "thank you" implicitly, and then Whispered: "Don't do this next time, if they scold you together, it will hurt you."
Li Huanshuo smiled shyly: "I don't understand."
I don't understand what the word "involvement" means.
He asked Lu Sicheng, Lu Sicheng said you guessed it, he didn't look like he wanted to explain it to others, he ran back to ask Brother Long, Brother Long explained it to him in Korean, and at the same time raised his head to look at the nursery rhyme and their side - Long Brother and Lu Sicheng are players of about the same period. To be precise, his qualifications in the Korean division are earlier than Lu Sicheng, so when he saw Lu Sicheng, he was quite reserved and nodded as a greeting.
Then he and Li Huanshuo didn't know what they said, and they made Li Huanshuo, the little devil, scream...
Li Huanshuo rubbed back to the nursery rhyme: "Brother Tyron said you were interesting, but I said no. This is another brother's woman. Even if it's not, I'll be second."
The nursery rhyme can't help crying, I don't know how to explain to this child that a man who praises a woman as "interesting" is equivalent to "having sexual interest in her". This kind of thing only lives in the text of an overbearing president. Can't hold the husky...
Or it's a joke invited by monkeys.
At this moment, I said goodbye to Li Huanshuo and the others, and the team went to the table inside.
Xiaopang heard what Li Huanshuo's child said to the nursery rhyme just now, and said with a smile: "Why do you like this group of junglers like this - either you are your ancestor's ex-boyfriend; or you like to drink the poisonous chicken soup you feed; or you like Look at you, you are full of SHI; now you can even fight to attract popularity, what's the matter?"
"I don't know, maybe he looks good." Tong Yao sat down next to Lu Sicheng's left hand, and took the menu absentmindedly. "Don't listen to Li Huanshuo's nonsense."
Lu Sicheng: "Did he say something wrong?"
Nursery Rhyme craned her neck and raised her head from behind the menu: "What?"
Lu Sicheng: "How many lobsters do you want?"
Nursery Rhyme: "A lot of them."
Lu Sicheng: "Big eyes and small belly."
The nursery rhyme: "I can't finish the package, I haven't eaten lobster on the flatbread, and I'll become a cat fairy after I eat it, and I can shovel shit by myself."
Everyone: "… "
…
It was past ten o'clock in the evening when we returned to the base after dinner.
The nursery rhyme will carry forward the spirit of eating and drinking enough to want to sleep, and get on the car and sleep soundly. She didn't know when the car stopped and when she arrived at the base, until she was shaken by Xiao Chuan, she took off her clothes and looked around in a daze: "...Where's our captain?"
Xiao Rui: "When you open your eyes, you know you are looking for your father."
The nursery rhyme blushed: "Hello."
Fatty: "Brother Cheng went to buy cigarettes."
The nursery rhyme said "oh" and muttered, "Didn't he quit smoking?" She got up, took a step out, and the stinging pain from the heel of her right foot made her "hiss", and then she remembered that she forgot to call the car to stop and buy a Band-Aid. .
Tong Yao jumped out of the car, walked into the base and kicked her shoes: "Little Fatty, help me call the captain and let him take me down—"
Fatty raised Lu Sicheng's jacket expressionlessly: Lu Sicheng's phone was placed in the most conspicuous place on the outer layer.
Nursery Rhyme: "...Mad, I'll buy it myself later."
Angrily, she threw the peripheral bag on the chair, and glanced at the big cake that was sleeping on Lu Sicheng's chair. It doesn't worry about drinking water and getting it on—
Raising her head and turning on the computer habitually, she glanced at Lu Sicheng's desktop habitually. She casually asked Xiao Pang, "Ah, Xiao Pang, why are there two goldfish sons left by Brother Cheng?"
Not take good care of it.
Isn't it a rejection of all kinds of accidental deaths
Don't people remember to change the water in the fish tank when they die of thirst
"No," Little Fatty's voice came from a distance, "It's still three before the game goes out this afternoon."
Nursery Rhyme: "No, come and see, it's obviously—"
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
The sound of the nursery rhyme stopped abruptly.
Suddenly, she lowered her head and glanced at the comfortable-looking cat lying on Lu Sicheng's chair. She picked up the cat that weighed more than ten kilograms, held its head and put the tip of its nose to its mouth and sniffed - it was full of fishy smell. The smell almost made the nursery rhymes nervous and spit out the lobster in the stomach!
It was too late to say it, and the nursery rhyme wiped the cat's mouth with the team uniform, then grabbed it and rushed upstairs, kicked open the door of his room, threw the cat on his bed, turned his head and closed the door—
At this moment, the sound of someone coming in came from the gate of the base.
Lu Sicheng walked in with a supermarket bag. Before taking off his shoes, he saw a black shadow blowing down from the second floor like a whirlwind. He paused and raised the shopping bag in his hand: "Short, your creation—"
Not finished yet.
The man had already slammed into his arms, and opened his hands to give him an unprecedented warm embrace!
Lu Sicheng: "..."
Lu Sicheng raised his hand, covered the face of the man buried in his arms and pushed back: "What's the matter?"
The nursery rhyme released her hand and took a half step back: "Thinking about it carefully, I haven't thanked our captain for his ideological education. The educational significance is as profound as the rebirth of a second parent... And our captain is kind-hearted and soft-hearted like a Bodhisattva, yes. Gods and all things are full of love, respect the law of cause and effect in nature, respect every food chain such as the law of the weak, do not force, do not complain—”
Lu Sicheng: "Nursery Rhymes."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Lu Sicheng: "Speak human words."
Nursery rhyme: "My cat follows the laws of nature and the basic laws of the food chain and ate your fish."
She has just returned from the ice hell.
Now, she has a hunch that she seems to be on the road of no return to this hell again.