[chubby fat: why is it being seen by me.]
[chubby fat: Why did I see it again.]
[chubby fat: I only get up early no more than five days out of three hundred and sixty-five days a year, so why did I choose these days to mutilate my eyes—wait a minute, or you actually do it every day? … ]
[chubby fat: ?_?]
[chubby fat: I'm going to call the police.]
The phone in his hand kept ringing, and the nursery rhyme watched the content of it run more and more crooked, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, threw Lu Sicheng's phone with his backhand, clasped the hand on his head and pulled it to the side—
In a dream, Lu Sicheng dreamed that a ferocious female ghost was holding his hand and wanted to fall in love with him. With a shudder in his heart, he clasped the cold hand of the female ghost with his backhand - and at the same time woke up from his sleep, he suddenly froze. When he opened his eyes, he saw that the big cat in the base was squatting on the coffee table and staring at him, and what he was clasping with his backhand was...
The single hand in his home.
At this moment, she rested one hand on the edge of the sofa, her body was slanted, her hair was messy, as if she had just suffered inhuman abuse, and the other wrist was firmly clasped in his hand, and the white wrist was pinched out of red. Five Fingerprints—
At this moment, Tong Yao leaned over and the two were very close.
Lu Sicheng: "..."
Lu Sicheng: "Hey!"
The habitually expressionless handsome face rarely saw a trace of panic, and the man threw away the wrist he was holding in panic and bounced back to the corner of the sofa: it was as if he was frightened.
Nursery Rhyme: "?"
Lu Sicheng: "What are you doing? What are you doing so close when others are sleeping?"
Tong Yao raised her hand and glanced at the red paw prints on her wrists, and then at the captain with a face full of frivolity... Resisting the urge to slap his mouth, he pointed upstairs, and said with a paralyzed face: " I came downstairs in the morning to see if my cat was still alive…”
Lu Sicheng's dark brown pupils narrowed slightly, but he still looked distrustful: "It's okay to see if the cat is still alive? What excuse is this, why does a good cat die?"
The nursery rhyme "Oh" nodded, thinking I'm not clear enough, right? So I read it again: "I came downstairs in the morning to see if my cat was strangled by you, stuffed the toilet and flushed away—"
Lu Sicheng: "..."
Nursery Rhymes: "It turns out that you fell asleep with the rankings on, the live broadcast time was mixed for a few hours, and the live broadcast room was full of question marks and people fighting landlords, so I closed it for you - and then out of bad intentions, I was afraid that you would freeze so I found a blanket for you."
The nursery rhyme pointed to the blanket on Lu Sicheng's knee.
Nursery Rhymes: "When I was covering you, you pressed my face against your stomach with a disagreement."
The nursery rhyme pointed to her head: "I also messed up my hair."
Lu Sicheng: "How is that possible?"
Nursery Rhyme: "You think I'm a pie."
Lu Sicheng: "... how—"
Nursery Rhyme: "Finally, the ending scene is when Xiaopang sees it."
Tong Yao picked up Lu Sicheng's cell phone and threw it to him - the man stretched out his hand to take it steadily, glanced at his WeChat, his face changed from dazed to surprised and finally returned to silence, under the serious gaze of Tong Yao, he made a phone call, There were two beeps over there and was picked up, Lu Sicheng said "hello" and said, "Fatty? You read it wrong just now, we didn't do anything - who's going to do it in the living room? "
After that, I hung up the phone.
Nursery Rhyme: "It might be more convincing if your tone wasn't so fierce - even I sounded like you were messing around."
"Oh," Lu Sicheng said, "what do you think Fatty thinks we are doing?"
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Lu Sicheng: "Are you still messing around?"
Nursery Rhyme: "..."
The nursery rhyme bowed his head and was as quiet as a chicken.
Lu Sicheng yawned, lifted the blanket on his body and stood up, walked over to the refrigerator, opened the refrigerator, took out a can of ice Coke, took a sip, looked at the person who was looking at him seriously at the moment, paused, That's when I remembered something and asked, "What are you looking for from me?"
Nursery Rhyme: "… Today is Tuesday."
Lu Sicheng: "Yeah."
Nursery Rhyme: "No scrims."
Lu Sicheng: "Huh?"
Tong Yao raised her hand, and looked unnaturally pinned the hair from her ear to the back of her ear. The sun was shining in from the outside. From Lu Sicheng's angle, she could see the side of her fair, almost transparent cheek—at this moment, the lobe of her ear It's glowing a lovely pink...
Lu Sicheng looked away, raised his head and drank an ice-cold cola, his raised Adam's apple rolling.
After a long time, he heard Shan from his home not far away, saying slowly: "I originally said that everyone will be fine today, or if we go to the flower and bird market, I will pay you a goldfish - but last night you ranked all night and didn't sleep all night. , I think it's still-"
Lu Sicheng: "..."
bang.
The man threw the empty Coke can into the trash can, and the crisp sound interrupted the words of the nursery rhyme. He raised his head and swept the little girl sitting on the stall beside the sofa. After a long time, he said lightly: "Okay, wait. I'll take a shower and change clothes for half an hour."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Lu Sicheng looked down at his hands, rubbed his fingers, and said ruthlessly, "please wash your hair before going out."
Nursery Rhyme_"..."
Until Lu Sicheng went upstairs, opened the door, and closed the door.
The door sounded "click", and the girl who was froze by the sofa shivered as if she had reacted. The brain started to operate with difficulty without listening to the control. Go to the flower and bird market.
Nursery Rhyme: "..."
Something exploded in her mind, and she even forgot to refute the man. Her hair was not greasy at all and she disliked it. Her mind was filled with the words "he promised her to go to the flower and bird market". She stood up like a ghost in a nursery rhyme and floated up. When building, as if stepping on colorful auspicious clouds—
Stepping on it, you might be able to fall from the sky and marry some unparalleled hero.
…
Go upstairs, take a shower, wash your hair, apply cream, blow your hair, apply body lotion, put on makeup.
The nursery rhyme opened her closet and took a look. The big T-shirt and panties all over her eyes made her desperately close the closet - after a few seconds, she realized that she really only had these things, so she silently opened the closet again, and put all the "not black" items in the closet. It's not white either", "there are no strange words printed on the chest", "ugly-looking cartoon characters", "it's not a team uniform", "it doesn't look like it's for men", etc. She fell into contemplation at the pile of shirts that even high school students found boring on the bed.
When the clothes are worn, there is less hatred.
When the skirt is used, I regret it.
He kicked all the clothes on the bed with his feet, and the nursery rhyme jumped onto the bed and rolled around on the bed. He grabbed the phone and sent Jin Yang a WeChat message, "Am I a woman?" Finally, the moment she sent it out, she The movement suddenly stopped-
Eyes are brighter than ever.
She jumped up from the bed with a carp roll, turned over the box, dragged the suitcase out and opened it, and dragged out a blue and white pinstriped suit shirt and a dark pleated skirt from the bottom of the box—the clothes that Jin Yang gave her on her birthday last year. -The shirt and the pleated skirt are a set, and there is a cartoon bear head on the skirt and on the shirt: This is what Jinyang calls "the last limit" for "pseudo-primary school students".
Nursery Rhymes put on the shirt and skirt in twos and threes, rushed to the mirror and tucked the clothes into the skirt, straightened it and turned it around in front of the mirror, with a slender waist, straight legs, and no time to bulge because she hadn't eaten breakfast. Get up with a flat belly...
After appreciating herself with satisfaction for a while, she quickly grabbed the black chain bag that she seldom used on weekdays and was about to go out, but when her hand touched the doorknob, she suddenly retreated.
Back in front of the mirror, she made sure that her eyelashes had no fly legs, that the blush color was just right, that the lipstick was neither heavy nor light, she grabbed the essential oil on the dressing table, and scratched the frizzy ends of her hair twice—
The light fragrance of the hair care oil penetrates into the nose.
The nursery rhyme carried the bag and dragged out a brand new yellow shoe box from the bottom of the bed. When the shoe box was opened, there were a pair of black thick-soled slippers with square toes and a fungus edge. The back of the fungus edge was rose red, and the back half of the shoes had A black tie, the tie just hooks the bones on the side of the foot, and hooks the side curve just right...
It's the replacement that Jinyang sent her after her camellia sandals broke last time.
The nursery rhyme put it on and looked at her, she was very satisfied. She watched her legs seem to have grown by five centimeters invisibly, and she didn't get tired when walking in platform shoes. She was very friendly to someone who was incompetent with high heels like her - she took off her shoes with satisfaction. Holding it in his hand, he opened the door, slipped out from the crack of the door like a loach, and ran downstairs lightly...
Fast heartbeat.
Looking forward to the way I stand in front of that person—
At this time, several people on the first floor of the base were already awake.
Seeing the nursery rhyme coming down, Xiao Rui hurriedly stuffed the biscuits that had hung half of his body on the side of the cage back into the cage, and hid the canned food in his hand behind him - just as he was about to say something, the next second, his eyes fell on the bun. The girl who came downstairs clicked the dancing skirt and white straight legs.
Xiao Rui: "??? What is this?? When did a girl come to our base???"
The nursery rhyme didn't have time to answer, she just raised her hand to throw the shoe, and in a trance, Xiao Rui saw the sign on the shoe—
At this moment, the door on Lu Sicheng's side also opened.
The man's black T-shirt, dark jeans, wide shoulders and narrow waist are unmistakable, and the excellent tailoring of the jeans shows the advantages of his long legs - his hair is still a little wet I had to be clean, lying on the railing and watching the nursery rhyme standing downstairs for a while: "Wait for a long time?"
Nursery Rhyme: "Just got down."
Nursery Rhymes put down her shoes and bend over to put them on.
Lu Sicheng walked downstairs, glanced at the shoes in Tong Yao's hand, turned around and didn't choose running shoes or slippers, but took out a pair of black casual shoes with a pair of yellow triangle monster eyes from the shoe cabinet, and lowered his head to put them on.
Xiao Rui: ""
… excuse me
What the hell do you need to choose a brand of shoes for
The team manager continued to have a black question mark on his face.
Until the two put on their shoes and walked out of the base gate side by side.
Xiao Rui was still standing in the same position and was messy in the wind: "What's the situation?"
Behind him, the power of Ultraman's butt, who was rummaging for food behind the refrigerator door, was cut off, and the chubby raised his head: "What's the situation?"
Xiao Rui: "What did my team do with double C?"
Xiaopang: "Tell me to go to the flower and bird market to buy fish."
Xiao Rui: "What?"
Xiaopang: "Tell me to go to the flower and bird market to buy fish."
Xiaorui: "The Flower and Bird Market next to the Civil Affairs Bureau or the Civil Affairs Bureau next to the Flower and Bird Market?"
Fatty: "…"
Xiao Rui: "Summer is here, and it's the season when the animals are just around the corner... It's a date, idiot, it's a date! Bah, these two people are really blatant, although the club didn't actually say that it's not allowed... But... Hey, Madd, why do you feel so angry? These days, mentally retarded and elementary school students can go on dates, but I, a normal person like me, are still single!!!”