In fact, in the eyes of the team leaders and teammates, the two people who went to the flower and bird market to buy fish and solve life-long affairs, the conversation in the car was like this—
Nursery Rhyme: "Brother Cheng, I heard that after I went upstairs to sleep last night, you searched for live piranha fry in a treasure..."
Lu Sicheng: "Yes."
The nursery rhyme was silent: "Have you found it?"
"I don't know why the search results that pop up are all Venus flytrap," Lu Sicheng replied, "I thought that this kind of thing seemed to have the same effect when planted next to a fish tank, so I bought it."
Nursery Rhythm turned on the phone and searched for the Venus flytrap, looked at the picture of the plant with its ferocious teeth and was silent for a while: "What effect?"
"Whoever is cheap enough to catch a fish will bite whoever."
"… "
Tong Yao resumed her expressionless face. She was in front of her as usual, and she was speechless all the way. Lu Sicheng concentrated on driving, while Tong Yao was full of thoughts of "Is he trying to bite a cat or me?"... Until the car reached the place, she opened the door and jumped out. There was a sea of people, cats and dogs, and flowers, birds, fish and insects. All kinds of voices rang out. A Labrador with a sign "Please mate, I'm rich" on its chest walked past the nursery rhyme. , the nursery rhyme pays the highest attention to it.
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Dogs have learned to come to the flower and bird market to call the ducks to inherit the lineage, which is amazing.
Lu Sicheng stopped the car, looked at the crowd in front of him, and looked at the person beside him who was wearing thick-soled shoes or was too short to be found in the crowd, paused and said lightly, "I want to pretend to be an automatic for you. Alarm, press a certain key and whine wherever you are, so that you are not afraid of losing you."
"..." Nursery Yao looked embarrassed, "I have a mobile phone, so what alarm should I press, if I get lost, please call my mobile phone."
"Don't fight," Lu Sicheng glanced at her, "follow me."
Lu Sicheng is tall and doesn't wear very low-key clothes. He stands out from the crowd and has the special effect of Moses dividing the sea. The crowd is a little smoother because he walks in front...
The nursery rhyme followed behind him, and she couldn't see anyone in front of her. The man was like a mountain in front of her. When she raised her head, she could only see his broad back and the earrings beside his ears... The silver aperture is very beautiful. , Nursery rhyme never noticed Lu Sicheng wearing this kind of thing before, and now staring at the earrings can't take his eyes away—
"Brother Cheng."
"what?"
"I didn't even know you had pierced ears. You look good in earrings. Why don't you usually wear them?"
"Who do you wear it for at the base?"
"... Then who will you wear it to at the flower and bird market?" Nursery rhythm looked bewildered, "Fish?"
"Aren't you wearing skirts too? Who are you wearing them for? Cats?"
"You're still wearing new shoes."
"Are your shoes old?"
"… "
"… "
A burst of embarrassment.
Tong Yao was pondering when the two of them would be able to compliment each other in a sincere and unruly manner. At this time, the person who was walking in front of Lu Sicheng stopped, and the man stopped following the trend - and shrank behind him and only looked up. The nursery rhyme, who was looking at his earrings, was caught off guard and bumped into it, and grabbed Lu Sicheng's wrist to stabilize his figure!
The crowd in front of the two dispersed, and there was another road in front of them, but Lu Sicheng stood still, looked down at the small claw beside him holding his wrist, and paused: "Short."
Nursery Rhyme: "?"
Lu Sicheng: "You have a lot of small moves today. What's wrong with taking advantage of me madly?"
Nursery Rhyme: "..."
Nursery Rhyme: "Fuck!"
Throwing away the man's hand, he took three steps back in order to show his innocence - Lu Sicheng chuckled, "I don't know how to learn adults in shoes with heels", then turned around and walked towards the fish market. He stared at his back for a while, then quickly caught up with him.
… There are not many people here at the fish market.
Lu Sicheng raised the cheapest kind of goldfish without piranhas. The two casually found a fish stall and asked the price. Tong Yao squatted down in front of the stall with a small fishing net on his knees and followed the fish with his eyes. The fish in the basin turned around, and at the same time asked without looking back: "Brother Cheng, how many do you want?"
"casual."
"What about the color?"
"black."
"How beautiful gold and red are, with a tail like a little umbrella."
"Oh, yeah? I want black."
"Red looks good, it looks festive, look at how lively this one is swimming around, it looks like a hundred years of life—"
"The previous one would have lived a hundred years if it wasn't eaten by a fat cat - they said it would be black, let the net down, should I buy the fish or do you buy the fish?"
Lu Sicheng squatted down next to the nursery rhyme, grabbed the small fishing net in her hand, and the nursery rhyme "his" to grab it back, but Lu Sicheng flexibly avoided her one step ahead... The two squatted in front of the little goldfish stall and pushed Squeeze, you are arguing with every word about whether this goldfish of 50 cents a piece should be red or black. Both of them fought very seriously—
"I am in charge of my fish tank."
"Then if you don't like red, don't ask for the red buff if you have the ability, give it to me."
"You dare to try my red buff?"
"You are so capable, you ask the game designer to invent a black buff for you in the wild area, just say you like it, don't accept the refutation, you call the shots in your wild area, so domineering."
"You talk too much."
The above nonsense was about 10 minutes, of which 8 minutes was the time when China Telecom and the double Cs were ruthless about their declaration of ownership of the wild area buff they should have. Speaking madly, the stall owner is stunned for a while...
In the end, the stall owner couldn't stand it any longer, for fear that the two would be arguing for a piece of life in front of his stall for a day, so he finally couldn't help interrupting them and said, "Brother, do you want to listen to this little girl? Forget it, why are you arguing with your girlfriend for this? It's not our elders who will suffer when they get angry - when you want to hold her hand next month, you will be slapped and turned to you. Last month, you didn't agree with her. You know you'll regret it when you're old enough to like the color of the fish."
Lu Sicheng: "..."
Lu Sicheng moved for a while, and Tong Yao seized the opportunity and quickly grabbed the fishing net, picked up the fish that he had been fancying for a long time and put it in the clear water basin next to him - and then quickly stuffed the fishing net back to the stall owner. He smiled and said: "You are humorous, he and I are not..."
"Can you sell this fish for a dollar?" Lu Sicheng asked.
The nursery rhyme turned his head to look at Lu Sicheng who suddenly started bargaining: Brother, you drive a maserati to bargain with the stall owner for 50 cents? Is there any humanity left
The most terrifying thing is that the stall owner agreed.
He happily put up the red goldfish for Lu Sicheng, and when he handed it to him, he said, "My girlfriend is the same as yours, self-willed. I can't control the big and three rough."
In the thoughts of the stall owner, Lu Sicheng said nothing, took the transparent bag containing goldfish, and raised it to look carefully through the sunlight—
Those serious and affectionate eyes are really like mental retardation.
Tong Yao rolled her eyes: "Stall owner, this friend and I are not what you imagined—"
With a "snack", someone patted the back of the head lightly, and the nursery rhyme stopped abruptly for the second time. She raised her head and looked at the person who had been seriously looking at the goldfish for a second. Dark brown pupils looked at himself: "What are you looking at? Give me money."
"… "
Tong Yao took a coin out of his pocket and put it in the hand of the stall owner with a helpless expression on his face.
Lu Sicheng glanced at it, and said lightly that "going", he was about to turn around, and Tong Yao stood up and turned around to keep up. At this time, a person pushing a truck passed through them, and Tong Yao had to stop and wait for that. The truck passed by, and the crowd had blocked her eyes. Nursery Yao stood on tiptoe to see where Lu Sicheng had gone, when a big hand suddenly pulled her from the side: "This way, look?"
Nursery Rhymes staggered towards the direction of the man's force.
"What long-sleeved shirt are you wearing on such a hot day?"
When she was close enough to the man, she heard the man who was close at hand indifferently say, she was stunned and raised her head, but found that he had no emotion on his face, he turned and walked forward, swimming in the transparent plastic bag with one hand The red goldfish swimming around, the other hand is always clasped on the slender wrist of the person behind him and never let go...
It wasn't until they returned to the entrance of the flower and bird market, and there were a little less people, that he let go of her without a trace, and looked aimlessly at the cars around everyone... He frowned slightly when he got up where his car was parked: "Three years of life will be cut off once you come here. If you want me to die sooner, then let your cat eat my fish."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
The nursery rhyme was about to say something when his eyes swept away and was suddenly attracted by several kittens in front of the cat dealer who sold cats on the roadside—one of the kittens was placed in a simple cardboard box, but it was dark under the sun. She slept soundly, just like the silly and optimistic look of her big cake back then...
The nursery rhyme moved closer to the kitten as if a magnet had grown under her feet.
Lu Sicheng was having a headache when he looked for the car. He turned his head and saw that the person who had been standing beside him for a second had disappeared. He raised his eyebrows, and turned his eyes to the side of the road to find his family member in a short skirt and shirt, and her The litter of furry little beasts in front of him—
Suddenly my head hurt even more.
Walking up, I was about to warn the guy who asked the cat dealer how much the cat cost to keep her from messing around. At this moment, a soft girl suddenly sounded behind the two: "Ah, what a cute kitten!"
Immediately afterwards, a hand came over, forcibly squeezed the hand of the nursery rhyme, and picked up the kitten by herself... The nursery rhyme had an unpleasant feeling of being snatched from the tiger's mouth, and she frowned and was about to say, "I'll come first. "Yes", but the moment he raised his head, he saw a tall man standing behind this beautiful girl. He was also well dressed, but he was wearing a mask, showing half of his tall nose and thick eyebrows and big eyes—
Looking super familiar.
The nursery rhyme said "Huh", and after thinking for a long time, she didn't match her face with someone she knew. At this moment, she heard Lu Sicheng hit the man with a not too enthusiastic voice behind her. Greeted in Korean.
Listening to the pronunciation, it seems to be calling him a brother.
... Brother Tyron
The nursery rhyme was stunned, and it took a long time to realize that this was the savior of the Daqing team next door, Mr. Jungle. He moved his mouth and was about to say hello politely, but at this time, the girl who snatched her cat had already posted it with her cat in her arms. Wrapping Xu Tailun's arm: "Brother, give me this, I want this kitten, it can accompany me when you are away!"
Loving and clingy.
She didn't even read the nursery rhymes, she glanced at Lu Sicheng, and then put her eyes back on Xu Tailun.
At this time, Xu Tailun didn't say a word, looked at Lu Sicheng, then looked down at the nursery rhyme, his eyes flickered in those dark pupils, and then he returned to calm - not even a ceremonial greeting, Lu Sicheng said hello, grabbed The nursery rhyme turned his head and left.
Before leaving, Tong Yao heard the girl ask Xu Tailun in a low voice, "Is that person a chessman?"
She didn't even have time to hear the answer - does this girl know chessman? Insiders? Then why does it seem like she doesn't know her at all and doesn't know Lu Sicheng very well
The nursery rhyme is confused.
"...Wait a minute, what's the hurry, my cat, I'm here first!"
Lu Sicheng found the car and opened the door: "That fat cat is enough, do you still want to keep it? There are two annoying cats at the base, so I refuse the third one."
"Where did the two come from?" Tong Yao was shoved into the car with her head pressed, and she asked without giving up her head.
"You and the cat."
"... That cat is so cute, like the little brother of Pancake - after being forcibly demonstrated by another woman to show her affection, she even robbed the cat. I can't eat tonight!" Tong Yao turned around and looked at the man sitting in the driver's seat.
"Show what kind of love?"
"That Daqing team jungler and his girlfriend."
"His girlfriend is the hostess of the Korean Professional League. Yesterday, the two of them showed their affection on Facebook," Lu Sicheng said and started the car, "I don't know who the girl who stole your cat is, it's probably from the Daqing team. Fans, just watch the Daqing team games or don't watch the games, just chase the individual players, dragging down the reputation of the entire circle of female fans - by the way, don't you hate this the most?"
“………”
What the hell? Cheating? Fuck powder? Liar wow!
What happened to the woman aside, that Xu Tailun, what about the warm male player? !
"Yes, Xu Tailun has always been this kind of person. Now please look up at your own expression in the rear-view mirror - can you see it? You see the embarrassment in the capital letters on your face? Now you want me to learn Chinese from him to designate the central air-conditioning system. ?"
“……………”
"Do you want to?"
Tong Yao blushed. Seeing that Lu Sicheng didn't get an answer and was not ready to step on the accelerator and drive well, he finally lost, lowered his head and shook his head.
Lu Sicheng was satisfied.
"Well, first Li Huanshuo, and then Xu Tailun, you can't be accurate once you see people, so keep your mouth shut in the future."
"...Why didn't you tell me that day?"
"You will believe me when I say it? You should say that I'm jealous when I say it without evidence."
"… "
Uh.
There is a captain who knows himself too well, and sometimes it is very tiring: being caught in the weakness of human nature every minute is a profound quality education class, and there is no room for resistance at all.