I came out with the fish from the Flower and Bird Market at about 12 noon.
After being hit by "a warm male jungler turned into a fanboy", Nursery Rhythm felt frightened and hungry when sitting in the car - but because of the burden of some kind of girl, I was too embarrassed to say it, so I twisted my head and pretended to watch The view from the car window…
I couldn't hold back the churning of my stomach.
Seeing that they were about to arrive at the base, all the nursery rhymes were thinking about were whether there were any beef and vegetables left in the base refrigerator to cook instant noodles, a pack of Huafeng Sanxian side for 1 yuan and 50 cents, add an egg to break, and add more. Piece of cheese... The more I think about the nursery rhyme, the more I get hungry, thinking about that instant noodle, and remembering that the halal seeds are about to flow down—
At this time, something desperate happened.
Seeing that he was about to reach the base, Lu Sicheng turned a corner and suddenly turned on another road that was completely uncomfortable to return to the base—
Nursery Rhyme: "...?"
"Where are you going?" Seeing the instant noodles flying away with their wings on, the nursery rhyme became anxious, "Brother Cheng, our base is on the other side of the XX road, why did you come this way? Drive the wrong way?"
"No."
"Nothing?"
"That's right," Lu Sicheng said, "Sit tight, there's a stab on your butt on the chair, moving around?"
Tong Yao suddenly leaned back on the chair: "... Lu Sicheng, where are you going?"
Also called by name.
Lu Sicheng held the steering wheel and curled the corners of his lips, but did not stop her: it was quite interesting to hear her gnashing her teeth and calling his name in a melodious manner.
Not being serious, the man thought about it and said lazily: "In any village, they sold you for wine—"
"I'm starving to death now, I'm thinking about going back to the base to eat such a hot instant noodles, I really don't have the heart to joke with you, so when I smash you into the ground, I don't care about you crazy inside and outside the game. A month before the red buff, speak well."
"… "
Lu Sicheng glanced at the person sitting in his co-pilot with the eyes of a madman. Seeing her serious face, she seemed to rush up to bite him at any time. The man was silent for a while, and replied in a serious tone: "Go. I'm hungry too, and when I took my Coke in the morning, I saw that there was nothing in the refrigerator of the base, so you're in a hurry to go back to the base to eat the crispy noodles and pretend to be a can of cat food?"
"… "
"After finally washing your head and putting on makeup, you go to the flower and bird market? Is it worth it?"
"It's not worth going to the flower and bird market, is it worth being starved to death on the road?"
"..." The girl who was madly dominated by hunger was unprecedentedly brave, with the words "fuck the sky and the air" written on her face, Lu Sicheng gave up arguing with her and asked, "What do you want to eat?"
"noodle."
"Girls shouldn't like to eat Japanese food or something..."
"Girls? What's that? I want noodles. Hot noodles with soup, meat, and eggs. If there's one gender in the world that loves noodles, I'm that gender."
"… "
then.
Lu Sicheng parked the car in a comprehensive shopping center plaza near the China Telecom base, hung the goldfish stuck in a plastic bag on the car's rearview mirror and poked an oxygen hole, Lu Sicheng patted the steering wheel: "Get out of the car, Have a meal."
The nursery rhyme stared at the goldfish swimming in the plastic bag: "The news said that pets are not allowed to be left alone in the car. Are goldfish considered pets?"
Lu Sicheng: "Then what if I take another pet that is starving at me for dinner?"
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Lu Sicheng: "It can't speak, so it suffers. Are you satisfied? I will teach you the truth of life, that is, taking advantage of it and secretly talking to Le Shao - now get out of the car, or you can accompany it in the car."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
The nursery rhymes puffed out her cheeks and complained in a shredded way that she had unfastened her seatbelt, opened the door and jumped out of the car. At the same time, Lu Sicheng also got out of the car and closed the door with a slap. The reincarnated man leaves the parking lot.
Five minutes later, the two stood at the door of a ramen shop—
Pushing open the store door, because it was a working day and there were not many people in the store, the two found a corner seat and sat down. Tong Yao flipped through the menu and ordered a noodle that they wanted to eat, then stared at Lu Sicheng eagerly.
stared for ten seconds.
Lu Sicheng finally closed the menu with a "snack" and said with a dark face, "If you want the same, let's do this first. The key is to be quick, someone will starve to death."
The nursery rhyme made an ugly face at him, the waiter holding the order book beside him kept laughing, wrote down the noodles the two ordered, turned around and left, and left Lu Sicheng a menu thoughtfully as he left— Throwing a "satisfied" look at the person sitting across from him, he reopened the menu and added a few side dishes one after another...
After a while, before the noodles came, the side dishes came first.
Lu Sicheng opened his chopsticks: "Eat some other stomach first, don't stare at me, who won't give you food?"
Tong Yao didn't say a word, but she also retracted her gaze and stopped staring at Lu Sicheng. After eating a chicken wing, the hunger in her stomach disappeared, and her thirst for food also calmed down a little. The person on the opposite side: It's not so hateful to even look at this person.
After the noodles were served, the two quietly ate noodles—
Since her salary was deducted, unless someone invited Nursery Rhymes for a long time, she didn't want to eat such a big piece of meat. At this moment, she immersed herself in eating very seriously, until the person sitting across from her suddenly put down her chopsticks and swiped her phone, looking absent-mindedly asking: "Eat. What are you going to do after dinner?"
The nursery rhyme's response was a beat slower, and she hardly realized that it was Lu Sicheng talking to herself: "Back to the base..."
The words "ranking" haven't been uttered yet.
Lu Sicheng: "I don't have a training game today, I don't want to play games, so I'll go to the movies... I haven't even watched "Independence Day 2" when it first came out. I've been waiting for a long time. Get ahead of him, and you accompany me."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
… what the hell
This is a declarative sentence from beginning to end.
… … … What the heck? ?
Quietly sucking the face into his mouth, Nursery Rhymes thought about it: "Watching a movie? The two of us?"
"Well," Lu Sicheng pressed his phone twice without raising his head. "It just so happens that the top floor of this shopping mall is a newly opened cinema... What's it called? Oh, Wantai Cinema, you've got your tickets."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Nursery Rhyme: "What's the matter with the two of us watching a movie?"
Lu Sicheng: "What's going on? Don't two people just watch the movie? You watch the movie yourself?"
The nursery rhyme shook her head, wanting to talk about my best friend, but she turned her head and thought that the local leopard in Jinyang never watched foreign blockbusters. Back then, she watched Transformers together at Universal Studios, and she had to explain patiently: the color is good people, black metal Sex is all bad people, good and bad fight to drive the bad from the earth...
The nursery rhyme nodded again: "It's good to watch a movie alone, you don't have to worry about interacting with the people next to you."
Lu Sicheng was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "I won't disturb you."
Tong Yao looked at the corners of the man's slightly raised lips, nodded "Oh" and said that.
After she finished speaking, seeing Lu Sicheng put down her phone temporarily, she continued to lower her head and concentrate on eating noodles - after taking a few more bites, she felt that something was not right this time: her focus was not "is there anyone arguing next to you"!
The nursery rhyme "Kacha" put down the chopsticks: "Captain, you are tricking me again."
Lu Sicheng said "um", grabbed the phone that had been put aside before, pressed it without raising his head, and asked, "what happened to me?"
Nursery Rhyme: "You coax me to watch a movie with you."
Lu Sicheng played with his mobile phone for a while: "I need to coax you to watch a movie with me?"
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Lu Sicheng: "You have a big problem, I'm very sad."
Nursery Rhyme: "...I'm sorry."
Nursery Rhyme: "..."
Nursery Rhymes: "... Lu Sicheng, I don't want to talk to you anymore."