"... Captain."
"what?"
Tong Yao glanced at the man who was holding an empty mineral water bottle and sat down next to him: "If you talk nonsense like this, you were going to marry me in ancient times."
Lu Sicheng clicked on the ranking and said "Oh", staring at his computer screen without squinting: "So what?"
The nursery rhyme kicked him under the table and raised his eyebrows: "Marry me."
Lu Sicheng was indifferent: "Oh."
The nursery rhyme kicked him again: "Are you afraid?"
Lu Sicheng finally turned his head, glanced at her, and suddenly seemed a little mindless and asked, "Can you cook?"
Nursery Rhymes replied without hesitation: "No."
Lu Sicheng: "You mean you can only eat? That's still scary."
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Nursery Rhyme: "Are you human? Why can't you ever say a human word?"
Lu Sicheng: "You forced me."
Nursery Rhyme: "Blame me."
Lu Sicheng: "Who do you blame?"
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Every day I use my life to endure and challenge the limit so as not to knock my main box on the heads of the people around me... Sometimes even nursery rhymes can't help but wonder if the fan girls are too gentle and tolerant to let these netizens go The addicted youth players are in a situation where they cannot recognize the limit of their own personal charm and their actual value—
Such honeydew compliments cause them to talk and do crazy things all the time...
At this time, it would be great if a "Wonder Woman" in the fandom stood up to sober up these men.
—In the beginning, nursery rhymes were just a casual thought.
But what she didn't expect was that, as if God heard her inner call, no more than eight hours after she expressed such emotion, this "Wonder Woman" actually... …
It really showed up!
…
The beginning of the matter originated from a young lady, a fan leader of the "Qing Dynasty died for 500 years" team. This girl's Weibo ID is "Guo Guo".
Because Guoguo often produces and cuts the interesting content and texts of the live broadcast of the team members of the Qing team, he gradually gets to know the staff of the team of the Qing team quite well, so there are often some stories about the life of the players of the team of the Qing team that others don't know. As usual, over the years, she has become a fan-headed gathering with 20,000 fans.
Everyone knows that this "Guo Guo" is the housekeeper of Xu Tailun's live broadcast room and the owner of Xu Tailun's personal fan group. She is a low-key person, and she never participates in fights or engages in small groups to squeeze people out—
Therefore, Guoguo is very recognized by the fans of the Qing team. Everyone's positioning of her is: it seems that Xu Tailun will always be there when she broadcasts the live broadcast. She has time, money, low-key, and knows the internal staff of the Qing team.
This evening around eight o'clock.
There was a fan of the Qing team who had nothing to do after eating and started browsing Guoguo's Weibo, originally to make up for the interesting content of the live broadcast of the team members of the Qing team yesterday. After taking the Weibo and scrolling down a few times, I suddenly found that The system prompts, about a minute ago, this fantou named Guoguo continuously gave various likes to the content posted by a Weibo account called "In Your Name"—
Out of curiosity, the fan took a look at the "in your name" Weibo.
Then she found that this Weibo was very strange. First of all, it was obviously a personal Weibo account, with only one or two zombie fans given by the system, and all Weibo had 0 retweets, 0 comments and 0 likes; secondly, she posted a meager account The frequency is very frequent. Since about half a year ago, two or three updates have been sent out every day.
Half a year ago, it was not long before Xu Tailun came to LPL to join the Qing team.
- Out of curiosity, the fans of the Qing team began to carefully browse the various Weibo posts called "In Your Name". The most interesting one was her latest Weibo, the content of the Weibo. It's a small beautiful short-milk cat lying on a mat, the surrounding background looks like a pet hospital, and the meager text is: [Little baby get well soon, it's all my fault, I'm so worried about you :(]
This beautiful short is obviously the "Mimi" that walks around in front of the camera in Xu Tailun's live studio every day.
Thinking about Xu Tailun's promise this afternoon that "the staff will take it to the pet hospital", and looking at this obviously not like a staff member's Weibo, it's hard to imagine what it was like to see this meager fan friend at that time. the dog's mood-
The most difficult thing is that she persevered and continued to read Weibo with such a mood.
yesterday.
"In Your Name" Weibo Content 1: [quarrel, upset. I don't know if I'm not doing well enough. I've already worked hard, but I'm still not as good as her? Or doomed to be invisible?]
"In your name" Weibo content 2: [I feel like I can't see the future, maybe I'm a dispensable existence for you?]
the day before yesterday.
"In your name" Weibo content: [Buy, buy, buy: D]
With picture: screenshot of purchasing transfer, the price is four digits, remarks: Givenchy summer new XXXXX short shirt.
The day before yesterday.
"In your name" Weibo content: [Hee hee hee hee hee.]
With picture: Wechat showing affection, the man said, "Baby, have you slept?", the woman said, "Can I accompany you?" The man said, "Go to bed, I want to play games, and I want to win this week," and then posted A red envelope, after the woman took it, the man said, "I took the red envelope and sleep well", and the content of the red envelope was 5 yuan and 20 cents.
The day before yesterday.
"In your name" Weibo content: [You are not happy and I am not happy, I hope you can be happy, I know you want to win, don't be unhappy, okay?]
With picture: Wechat chat record, the man said, "If you lose the game, your teammates are all mentally retarded. Once you leave, you will be in a mess. What kind of career are you playing?" The woman said, "It's okay to win next time." The man said, "Too bad." I'm mentally handicapped, why do you want to bring such a group of mentally handicapped people to win? The Chinese LOL is really bad." The woman said, "Don't say that." ".
Big big... I don't know how many days ago, that is, the day when Xu Tailun's little milk cat first appeared.
"In your name" Weibo content: [Today I went to the flower and bird market to buy it back, I am happy, as if I have a bond and a sustenance.]
Accompanying picture: The familiar short-haired cat.
…
Seeing this, I don't know what's going on anymore, that enthusiastic melon eater can only be called a fool - the first time she realized that she seemed to have seen a big news, she quickly put this "In your name" ” Weibo links are retained, and some important Weibo screenshots are taken together with the date.
Then turn around and post on the post-
[Fuck me! Daqing team fans are disillusioned! Xu Tailun said a good warm man!]
Under the title, Papa Papa is a bunch of Weibo screenshots, dozens of replies to the post within a minute, and all the messages downstairs are "What the fuck", "Plier Liu Ming", "Amazing my little sister" "…
- So far, a bloody storm has begun!