The next day, nursery rhyme got up and did an earth-shattering event - she started a live broadcast.
"Hello everyone, this is China Telecom's mid laner smiling, welcome to this issue of what happened to Ai Jia's girlfriend who walked into Science! Because this post bar incident burned my legs a bit, I bring you First-hand gossip news ahead."
In the base, Tong Yao held up her phone with a selfie stick, glanced at her big face, and said in her heart that she was a little frightened by the dark circles under her eyes that seemed to be overindulgent, and then said blankly, "This time I really gave up. Chen Jinyang, you owe me a Maserati."
[House Management] [Little Zongzi Mao]: [I will burn it for you during Qingming Festival.]
Nursery Rhyme: "… "
Holding the selfie stick, the nursery rhyme swayed around the base, starting with the fat man huddled in the corner with a sleepwalking face—
"Our team's assistant Xiaopang has just woken up and is worrying about why his first assistant in the league fell into the Hanbok Drill 2."
Tong Yao pointed the phone screen at Xiao Pang, so that everyone could see his face clearly, Xiao Pang raised his head and waved his hands shyly... Tong Yao continued to walk to the seat on the other side with the camera—
Nursery Rhymes: "This is the team's top laner Lao Mao, and this is his concubine Lao K. Of course these two are in double row. For details, please pay attention to Lao Mao's player Yu Mouyu's live broadcast room."
Old cat: "Old K, if you don't come back on the road, you will lose your baby."
Old K: "Come on here, oh my, you can't even hit F4, you parasite."
Nursery Yao retracted the selfie stick, came to the sofa, and pointed at the mess of creatures on the sofa: "This team's bench mid-laner has dropped my number from the king to the master five times, but on the field and in the training game, the The performance is not like this, China Telecom's male version of green tea bitch, Lu Yue - and two stinky and shameless cats licking each other's hair in public."
Lu Yue kept his head down and continued to play the game console without raising his head.
Flatbread looked up.
The onion licked its face with a tongue, and it narrowed its eyes lazily.
The shallot simply staggered up, and the whole cat climbed onto the back of the flatbread, staggered and stepped on it everywhere, then lowered its head and began to bite and pull the flatbread's ears.
The barrage exploded-
[Isn't this the cat of Xu Tailun?]
[How did this cat run to China Telecom?]
[Where did it come from? This cat!]
[Why do you want to watch two cats show affection in the early morning, you two are not the same breed, what are you doing!]
[smiling, what's the matter with you and Xu Tailun? Don't, you want to fuck fans to fuck me, and you want to fuck the contestant, Brother Chengcheng! ! ! ! !]
The nursery rhyme burst out laughing when she looked at the barrage that strongly suggested that she go to fuck someone. Just looking up, she saw someone who was rank late and only got up late last night and was walking down the stairs—he was holding on to the stairs just now. After taking a shower, with his wet hair and sleep-deprived face, he calmly floated past the nursery rhyme and reached out to pat her on the head. The nursery rhyme whispered "I'm live streaming", and Lu Sicheng said "oh", but there was no response, so he walked straight away Go to the kitchen and pour yourself coffee.
The nursery rhyme followed behind his buttocks like a small tail, and then pointed at himself with the screen of his mobile phone, and said solemnly: "The one you are about to see is my team captain."
Then turn the phone screen to the person leaning on the kitchen counter and drinking coffee - the latter holding a coffee cup in one hand, and the other large hand reaches over to cover the phone screen and the camera.
The screen turned black, and the crowd in the live broadcast room could only hear the man's low and helpless voice: "What's going on."
So the barrage exploded again—
[Hearing this kind of sound early in the morning makes people not live?]
[My dream is to wake up every morning and someone will say to me in this voice: Good morning. … 嘤嘤嘤嘤]
[I'm a man, I can't close my legs now, am I bent, anxious, wait online!]
[Make trouble again, make trouble again, kneel and beg to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace ah ah ah!]
Tong Yao slapped Lu Sicheng's hand away with a smile, took the phone back, and saw his big face reappear on the screen, the various pinks on the barrage immediately turned into—
[Mom's mental retardation.]
[Spicy eyes!]
[Don't look at you, look at Brother Cheng! you go you go!]
Tong Yao's eyes turned into a crescent moon, making these people jump up and down, shouting and ignoring them, turned around and walked out of the China Telecom base, and then knocked on the door of a group of Caibi teams next door. The door opened, and it was Ai Jia who came to open the door. , He was also nervous when he saw Tong Yao, who glanced at him and asked, "Where's the person?"
"Inside," Ai Jia glanced behind her nervously, "today she didn't dare to eat the breakfast she brought, for fear of putting mouse medicine in it."
Nursery Rhyme: "… Friend, I'm live streaming."
Ai Jia: "… "
Ai Jia jumped away like a spring. At this time, the night fisherman was sitting on a chair in the yard of a group of Caibi teams, playing with his mobile phone... Hearing the nursery rhyme walk in, she lifted her eyelids and said Before I had time to say anything, I heard the nursery rhyme shouting: "Don't move, the program team is preparing to start the first exploratory operation - Ms. Chen Jinyang, please swing your legs."
Jin Yang listened, changed his sitting position, moved his butt to the edge of the chair, overlapped his legs and leaned slightly.
Tong Yao took her mobile phone from her hand, turned on the camera of the mobile phone, and said to the screen of the mobile phone that she was broadcasting: "I see clearly, thanks to the great Steve Jobs, Apple has its own mobile phone camera, absolutely original - now I'm going to start Take a picture."
While talking, she shoved the selfie stick into Ai Jia's hand, and asked Ai Jia to prepare her direction to shoot her. Then, she walked not far from Jinyang, squatted down a little, pointed her phone at the person sitting on the chair. The buttocks tilted slightly outward, and took a picture.
Nursery Yao held the phone, squatted in front of the live broadcast room and shook everyone: "Did you see it? Some people shouted and pulled the long legs that were too exaggerated. It's everyone's responsibility to use photography - we are a scientific research group, to further strengthen the persuasion..."
In the barrage of "6666666", nursery rhyme shoved the mobile phone into Jin Yang's hand, and ran away and sat on the chair, and then took the same pose and took the same photo, so that Jin Yang came in exactly the same way. open.
Tong Yao grabbed the phone and returned to the live broadcast room: "Have you seen it, the same way of taking pictures, even for people like me—"
[Short legs holding grass!]
[I don't know whether 6666666，I'm so jealous of Aijia's daughter ticket, and you're so dedicated.]
[Hahahahahaha why is it so short! Well, well, I believe that Ai Jia's girlfriend really has long legs. This comparison is too convincing!]
[Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!]
"... ... You guys talk well!" Tong Yao glanced at her photo, "The baby is one meter five with long legs, I won't accept refutation!"
Tong Yao held up the phone, turned to Jinyang, and said expressionlessly, "Next topic, where's your car?"
Jin Yang pointed to the parking garage of a group of Caibi teams, and the nursery rhyme followed her. The two stopped next to a red Maserati with the same style as Lu Sicheng. The car had a foreign license plate. Chen Jinyang put the car key on the front of the car. One shot!
The nursery rhyme held the selfie stick for everyone to see clearly, and then ran back to the base of his own team, went to a certain blue Maserati, and took out the car key from his pocket and took a picture of the hood!
Nursery Rhyme: "Do you see it clearly? It's the same as a hair!"
Nursery Rhymes put away the car keys and returned to the base. At this time, everyone was sitting in their seats and playing games. Only two cats were paralyzed on the sofa, and one of them was basking in the sun.
Tong Yao walked to Lu Sicheng's side, hung the car key on the Lucky Cat's ear, and turned the camera to Lu Sicheng: "Captain, on behalf of the general public, I asked a question: How much is the car outside?"
"A scooter, hundreds of thousands." Lu Sicheng lowered his head and earnestly replenished his troops, "Why are you asking this?"
"What about the average annual salary of the general LPL?"
"Why do you have so many questions?"
"… "
"Hundreds of thousands, seventy or eighty more, twenty or thirty less."
"Okay, so here comes the question. With this kind of salary, how much does a man have to like a girl to spend millions on a luxury car for her?"
"… "
Lu Sicheng's action of making up the knife stopped for a while.
He raised his head, looked over the phone, looked at the face hidden behind the phone, thought for a while and asked blankly, "What do you think?"
The nursery rhyme thought what the hell is this answer, can you cooperate with me and tell me what to say
She was confused, but at this time she accidentally remembered a certain conversation between her and her captain about twelve hours ago. The main content of the conversation was slightly refined and it looked like this—
[The car in the garage outside is for you.]
[Okay, now that Sao Bao blue Maserati is surnamed Tong.]
[Take it.]
Nursery Rhyme: "..."
Nursery Rhyme: "Cough."
Fortunately, the pixel of the front camera of the mobile phone is low, and there are enough people in the live broadcast room, so now the onlookers in front of the live broadcast room cannot see her slightly dyed cheeks in light pink...
He lowered his head and glanced at the captain of the China Telecom team who continued to play games with an indifferent face, and then looked at the various questions in the live broadcast room, "Does your team captain always have only one expressionless face?" "You can die if you say a few more words." "The captain who just woke up this morning is extraordinarily handsome." "My roommate wants to hear what Brother Cheng has to say before he dies." "Put the camera again. Brother Cheng from this angle is more handsome than the usual one, and his nose is so high, tsk tsk tsk. "Similar to a barrage, the nursery rhyme paused, then raised her hand and pinned the hair from her ear to the back of her ear.
He lowered his eyes and saw that the live broadcast room was full of all kinds of people who were brushing Lu Sicheng.
- But this is mine, not for you to see.
Nursery rhymes thought.
then.
"This is the end of the latest science live broadcast. Thank you for watching. See you next time."
Slap it.
Due to the psychological fluctuations of the owner's inner bitch, the live broadcast room was closed without a word.