You’re Causing Chaos Again

Chapter 3: Cheap wife

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Oh wow.

Just now Shen Yanming said that the nurse has strong endurance, which is true, but in an actual 1v1 duel, the healer profession can only survive in the early stage when the opponent's output profession has not yet developed. In the later stage, even if the healer recovers his blood quickly, he can't stop the output profession from giving you a 9999 critical hit.

If all nurses were like Kong, who could nurse, control accurately, and fight, then this game might as well be renamed "Throne of the Nurse".

However, this is the atmosphere in Shen Yanming's live broadcast room. Because they think he is funny, everyone who comes in calls him Brother Chaos. In fact, everyone regards him as the bottom of the food chain and always makes a fuss about him to show politeness.

He thought that this nanny who seemed to have a couple ID with him was the same.

In his opinion, the subtext of that sentence was simply: You can't even beat a wet nurse.

Shen Yanming was very familiar with this kind of joke: "Then you have to change your name. I congratulate myself in advance on getting a wife."

After all, if someone looks down on you, you have to secretly fight back. Shen Yanming said this with the intention of seeing him get humiliated. He just clicked on the profile page of "Don't mess around" and saw that the gender was male. If the other party was a girl, he would not make such a joke.

Sure enough, the next second, this messenger No. 2 sent a long string of ellipsis.

Someone asked in the barrage: Didn’t you just say that you don’t fall in love early

Shen Yanming was also very good at making excuses: "I said I don't fall in love too early, but I didn't say I won't get married too early... Okay, no more nonsense, I'll send the room number list to my destined person."

He Changkong didn't say much and entered the room link that Shen Yanming sent him.

Go in and choose a role first.

Shen Yanming thought that the opponent would choose a relatively capable healer, or at worst a pharmacist or someone who could poison. But who would have thought that this messy guy No. 2 would choose a holy priest right away.

Shen Yanming repeatedly confirmed: "Are you really choosing the Holy Priest?"

[Stop messing around]: Yeah.

"Then I think it's not easy to lose to you." Shen Yanming couldn't figure out what the other party was thinking. Did he really think that he was so weak that even the Holy Priest could do whatever he wanted to him? ! He paused and said, "... Do you really want to be my wife so much?"

As soon as the words fell, there was another string of “hahahaha” in the barrage.

In fact, Shen Yanming's words were not entirely empty talk. The Holy Priest is the most traditional healing role, with a low threshold and easy to use. As long as you are not too clumsy, you will basically not make any mistakes in the team. However, in a 1v1 battlefield, a Holy Priest with only healing but no output can only be a piece of fish on the chopping board in the later stages - of course, most people will not use a nurse to solo with others.

It is really not easy to lose to the Holy Priest.

After thinking about it, Shen Yanming moved the cursor to a character called Wind Shooter and pressed OK.

The Wind Shooter is the most fragile character in the entire game in this version. He will die if he can't withstand two punches from others. His output ability is also average. He is a character forgotten in the warehouse by players.

"As everyone knows, I am the best white wolf in the country... No, what's wrong with some of your comments? What does it mean to be the best Samoyed in the country? Don't change my title randomly," Shen Yanming said, "... Although I am the best white wolf, I don't want to bully others today. So, I will use the wind shot, and we will fight each other."

[Don't mess around]: You can play whatever you want.

The role is selected and the game begins.

Compared with the 4v4 team match, the 1v1 mode of "Return to the Throne" has a much faster pace.

There is a setting for putting the crown back on the throne, but the 4v4 start requires all players to find the place where the crown is buried, and this step is directly skipped in 1v1.

The crown will appear in the center of the map at the beginning of the game. Only the player who kills more opponents within ten minutes will be qualified to hold the crown - in other words, it depends on who gets the most kills.

Of course, in this fast-paced mode, the player's resurrection is no longer restricted by profession. Any character of any profession will automatically be resurrected at the birth point five seconds after death.

If two assassins or mages are fighting each other, in order to get more kills in a limited time, players will most likely rush directly to the center of the map at the beginning of the game and confront each other head-on.

But Shen Yanming knew that his level 1 Wind Shot combo could only take away half of the Holy Priest's health at most, so he was not in a hurry to look for people, but first looked for the trigger point of the random event.

Random events are a special feature of Return to the Throne. By triggering random events, players have the opportunity to obtain items, attribute gains, level upgrades... but they may also suffer some negative effects.

It all depends on luck.

He was lucky enough to have three random events and obtained several props that would come in handy later on.

He was searching so slowly that half of the game time had already passed, and some people in the barrage began to ask whether he should continue playing or not.

"What's the hurry?" Shen Yanming said, using the fog-repelling potion he had just picked up. The map that was originally covered by fog suddenly became open. "I'll go find my cheap wife now... Shit."

The effect of this potion lasts for ten seconds. There is no fog on the map, so the enemy units naturally appear clearly on the map markers. Shen Yanming originally wanted to use this to catch someone, but when the map was lit up, he saw the holy priest squatting on the tree behind him.

How long has this holy priest been squatting on him? Probably for a while, the character has been dozing off spontaneously because of the long period of time without player operation.

Shen Yanming sat up straight subconsciously.

The area behind is not a blind spot, so how come he didn't notice it before

What level is this

Shen Yanming had tried to pretend to be attacked in the live broadcast room before, but at that time he knew very well that there was someone behind him. This time was different. He had no idea that the Holy Priest was on the tree beforehand.

fear.

If Shen Yanming hadn't known that the other party couldn't see his perspective when live streaming using the game's built-in platform, he would have thought that this Holy Priest was cheating.

When the Holy Priest saw Fengshe had discovered him, he jumped down from the tree.

Originally Shen Yanming thought that he had picked up the props and his level had been raised. If he saw the weak, helpless and pitiful Holy Priest, he would beat him up.

At this moment he was a little hesitant.

The Holy Priest had been crouching behind him, and didn't launch a sneak attack when he wasn't paying attention. What was he planning

But he saw that the Holy Priest was still level one... and if he had been lurking around him from the beginning until now, he probably didn't have the time to look for items.

Shen Yanming tapped on the keyboard, aiming at the holy priest and preparing to shoot.

Shen Yanming had predicted the Saint Priest's movements beforehand. Normally, this arrow would pierce through the person. The Saint Priest did not give Shen Yanming this opportunity. He moved flexibly and dodged to the side and bypassed.

Then the Holy Priest ran to the edge of the bushes, and Shen Yanming used Wind Shot to sprint to catch up.

Another arrow.

Shot another arrow of loneliness.

The two of them seemed to be playing a game of hide-and-seek, and every time Shen Yanming found an opportunity to make a move, the holy priest could easily avoid his skills.

This cycle repeated more than ten times, and Shen Yanming felt like a Samoyed that had escaped.

The last person who could slip away like this was only Kong Shen.

… Although he still hides some strength in order to maintain his image as a funny anchor who is both inexperienced and reckless.

But he knew in his heart that judging from his performance in this match, the level of this Saint Priest was not low. Even if he tried his best, the two would probably end up in a stalemate.

There are two minutes left and the game will end.

Shen Yanming's desire to win has been aroused. He gripped the mouse a little tighter and kept his eyes glued to the screen.

After observing the other party's evasive habits for so long, Shen Yanming has more or less figured out some patterns.

He changed direction and shot the last arrow in his hand.

Unexpectedly, the Holy Priest predicted his prediction and somersaulted to the other side at an extremely fast speed, dodging perfectly.

And when the roar of the monster rang in his ears, Shen Yanming finally guessed the intention of the Holy Priest.

When the game started just now, Shen Yanming triggered three random events that provided gains in this area in succession, and the next one will most likely be a negative event.

The holy priest kept circling around, just to lead him to the sleeping dragon, which was very likely to go berserk because of the player's disturbance.

The output of the nurse is not enough, but she can still kill with a borrowed knife.

The terrain and weather in this area are complicated. It is difficult to move without dispersing the fog or lighting candles. In addition, Shen Yanming was inevitably a little anxious because he had played hide-and-seek with the holy priest for too long, and he did not notice that there was a dragon here.

The audience obviously discovered the nurse's intentions. Ever since the Saint Priest's sneak attack, the barrage had been giving the Saint Priest great compliments, and now the audience's emotions had almost reached their peak.

The dragon blew a fireball in his direction.

Shen Yanming reacted quickly and rolled to the side. At the same time, he also noticed that the Holy Priest was chanting - probably to use a confinement skill on him, nailing him in place and letting the fireball burn him.

If he wants to hide, he can still hide.

If he was matched with an ordinary player this time, he could still deliberately pause for a second or two, and make some mistakes, just like every time before, to make the audience think that he was in a panic and used his skills randomly, and just got lucky to win the game.

But he didn't know who the nanny he met this time was, maybe she was a professional player. If he really wanted to win, he couldn't have such a pause.

Without pauses or mistakes, the operation would be perfect. Even the average audience watching the live broadcast would notice something is wrong.

Shen Yanming wants to win, but he doesn't want to "play well".

He didn't want to be discovered.

Shen Yanming curled his lips, gave up struggling, and said to Mai: "Oh, the merciless fire engulfed me, I lost."

[Don’t mess around]:…

"Your fighting style is full of traces of Kong," Shen Yanming said, looking at the Holy Priest who was making a victory pose on the screen, "Wife, you are not Kong himself, are you?"

Shen Yanming was just joking. There are many people learning Kong's playing style now, and Shen Yanming guessed that this person was also a blind Kong fan, at most a relatively high-level Kong fan - there are also many Kong fans among the current professional players.

[Don't mess around]: I really am.

Shen Yanming didn't expect to get such an answer. He raised his eyebrows and said, "... No way, how can someone be more shameless than me? If you are Kong, then I am Nightmare."

[Don’t mess around]:…

Meng Yan, a player with the ID nightmare, who is also a world champion and a professional assassin, was sitting next to He Changkong watching the game. He was caught off guard by this cue and his face showed extreme confusion.

He Changkong was about to make a self-affirmation when he heard Shen Yanming say, "But it's true. Our Kong God can heal and fight, and his operation is like a god descending from heaven. He is an absolutely reassuring presence in the team. He can win glory for the country when he goes out. He is handsome, and he can play games and study. How many people don't like him and don't want to be him? I can understand you... But your level is still worse than his. Go back and practice hard, and you will be the next Kong!"

He Changkong: “…”

Meng Yan: “…”

He Changkong withdrew the large authentication interface that was about to be sent out.

He asked: Do you like Kong very much

To be honest, He Changkong had never heard Shen Yanming say such words in his previous life. He and Shen Yanming did not have much contact, and every time Shen Yanming was like a quail in front of him.

Shen Yanming didn't even think about it: "Of course!"

[Stop messing around]: How much do you like it

Shen Yanming was full of nonsense: "If I were a girl, I would ask him if he slept with a fan."

[Don’t mess around]:…Don’t mess around.

He Changkong typed another line of words.

[Stop messing around]: If you like him so much, why didn’t you go to the friendly game last time