Even when Teacher Tony came over and took them to wash their hair, the shock on Pudding's face had not faded. He looked at Shen Yanming's thin figure, and thought about He Changkong's appearance... Of course, He Changkong was not a muscular man, but he looked quite tall, so it should be no problem for him to carry Shen Yanming on one hand.
No way... No way... It turns out that stereotypes are not good.
He thought about it again. Many people thought he was a transvestite or a gay when he wore a skirt. And I heard that many gay names were tall, strong, shaved heads, and handsome men.
Maybe it’s not so strange that He Changkong is Shen Yanming’s wife.
Pudding took a breath and tried not to appear surprised. Instead, he put on a friendly smile and talked about other things with Shen Yanming.
When I came back from washing my hair again, I happened to meet Zhuo Minxing who was about to leave after having his hair cut. He was quite polite and went to Pudding's seat to say hello before leaving.
Pudding waved to everyone with a smile, then turned to look at Shen Yanming. Seeing that he still had a cold and indifferent look, he finally realized that something was wrong.
It was the same just now, but I was interrupted by other things and Pudding didn't have the time to ask for clarification.
Pudding asked directly: "Are you feeling uncomfortable? Usually when you see those players who come to talk to you, aren't they as excited as dogs seeing bones?"
Otherwise, Pudding's speech was really hateful. Shen Yanming said speechlessly: "Dingjiang, your metaphors are really superb..." Superbly bad.
Pudding was not self-conscious: "Thank you."
Shen Yanming glanced at the gay guy who walked out of the door and said casually, "You know I can tell fortunes, right? I told myself before I came out that if I meet this kind of innocent-looking male college student who comes to talk to me, I must ignore him, otherwise I will be in big trouble."
Pudding looked at him calmly: "Can you tell fortunes?"
That's what he asked, but Pudding didn't believe him at all. At first he wondered if Shen Yanming had any grudge against that person, but the person didn't look like he knew Shen Yanming. After all the guessing, he could only think that Shen Yanming was afraid that his wife would be jealous.
Pudding's heart was in turmoil.
It’s really hard to imagine what He Changkong looks like when he’s jealous.
But that shouldn’t be the case. Shen Yanming usually hangs out with other people all day long... The more Pudding thought about it, the more frightened he became. Could it be that they have already been on He Changkong’s Dark Shark List
While Pudding was thinking about some irrelevant things, Shen Yanming seemed to have suddenly been enlightened. His eyes lit up and he began to talk nonstop: "Yes, I can tell fortunes. I can tell Xiao Liu Ren, Plum Blossom Yi Shu... I can tell all these, and I can also read characters and physiognomy. How about I tell you?"
Of course, these words were all seen by Shen Yanming when he was surfing the Internet. There are often fortune-telling websites on the Internet. Shen Yanming first came across them when he was trying to predict the fortune of his name. One website said it was a good omen and he would be very successful, while another website said it was a bad omen and he would be abandoned by his friends and relatives. None of them were accurate. However, Shen Yanming clicked around on those websites and read a lot of things related to metaphysics.
Of course, he definitely wouldn't do it if he really calculated it, but... he has the prophet's script!
He had forgotten about this before, and he could totally use his information advantage to bluff people.
Although some things were inconsistent with the course of events in his memory due to the butterfly effect and random variables, most of the things that were not intervened by him and He Changkong, the two reborn people, still happened.
Pudding also cooperated and said, "Then calculate it for me."
Shen Yanming cleared his throat, clenched his fingers into a chicken claw shape, closed his eyes and began to pretend to meditate.
Pudding exclaimed: "You really look like a charlatan."
Shen Yanming opened his eyes and gave Pudding a dissatisfied look: "Don't be disrespectful to this master."
Pudding: "Master, you say."
Shen Yanming put on a full show, stroking his non-existent long beard: "If you don't treat your shoulder, it will get worse and worse, and even affect your career. Really, the master doesn't lie."
pudding: “… I guess you’re waiting for me here.”
Shen Yanming: “…” This is indeed not convincing.
Pudding knew that Shen Yanming was doing this for his own good, so he smiled and said, "I know, I know. I will pay attention to it."
"Believe me, if you don't, I'll tell you something else..." Shen Yanming was anxious, ready to start acting like a real charlatan. He began to think about whether there was any great news recently, but he couldn't remember the exact date. Suddenly he remembered the next wave of game version changes, which really caused some waves at that time, so he said, "After the regular season, the version changed, and the Dark Dragon Knight was nerfed to waste. There was a buddy in the IM team who used the Dark Dragon Knight to drag the team into the circle, but he was confused after entering the playoffs. He couldn't adapt to the version and was directly eliminated in the first round."
Dark Dragon Knight is not very strong in this version, but it is also popular. In fact, it is possible that it will be weakened. And every year, there are some teams that are invincible in the regular season, but cannot be beaten once the version is changed.
Pudding naturally didn't think that what Shen Yanming said was any kind of foresight, at most it was just a prediction. He said, "Why are you cursing others like this? This is not good."
"It's not a curse, okay? That's not what I want to talk about..." Shen Yanming lowered his voice and said seriously, "It was that player who couldn't bear this kind of setback. He drank too much and hit himself on the head with a bottle during the live broadcast. He hit it more than ten times in a row, which caused a very bad impact. Later, he was banned..."
Pudding said with a sluggish face: "...You have a very rich imagination."
Shen Yanming sighed: "I calculated all this!"
Pudding gave Shen Yanming a look that showed him concern for a fool, and then said, "Just say these words to us casually, don't say them outside, it's too malicious."
Shen Yanming: "I really didn't curse him..." Of course it would be better if he didn't do that, but Shen Yanming had no relationship with him, and if he really rashly reminded him, it would just be like what Pudding said, people would think he had too much malice. It's just fate.
As they were talking, their hair was finally almost done, and two Tony teachers came over to help them blow dry and cut their hair.
Shen Yanming shook his head in front of the mirror, and the more he looked, the more the corners of his mouth turned up.
Pudding pushed him and said, "Why are you grinning like an idiot?"
Shen Yanming turned his head and began to admire himself from all angles: "I am so handsome."
Pudding also fiddled with his purple hair and leaned over to look in the mirror: "That's still a little bit inferior to me."
The two narcissists quickly took photos together. Originally, Shen Yanming was not used to taking selfies, but today he felt good about himself, and Pudding invited him enthusiastically, so he simply accepted it.
The consequence of not liking to face the camera is that he looks a little dull on camera. Shen Yanming only gestured a small branch, which was completely different from Pudding who was posing for a selfie with ease next to him.
Pudding even retouched the photo, added a filter and some stickers and posted it on Weibo.
This was the first time Shen Yanming posted such a photo online, although he didn't use his own Weibo account. He thought he would be drowned in tons of praise, but when he looked at it, the top comment was: Haha, poodles and Samoyeds.
Hot comment number two: What’s going on? Are the Shamatte family making a comeback
Shen Yanming & pudding: "..."
It turns out that we can't expect these players to say anything nice.
Not long after pudding posted the Weibo, He Changkong sent a message to Shen Yanming.
[kong_]：It looks pretty good.
[Shenbird]: You really understand. We will go back soon. Wait for me to find you~
Shen Yanming was overjoyed when He Changkong praised him. Pudding saw him smiling like a flower and glanced over again. He could still vaguely see that the person he was chatting with on the screen was still He Changkong.
pudding: “…” He really should dig out his eyes. What is he looking at for no reason
The first thing Shen Yanming did after returning was to knock on He Changkong's door. The small villa has three floors. Pudding was waiting in the dining room on the first floor for Meng Yan and the others to pack him food. While watching Shen Yanming rushing upstairs impatiently, his emotions were indescribably complicated.
The door of the room was not closed, but ajar. He Changkong heard footsteps coming, so he walked to the door and opened it completely.
Shen Yanming ran forward in a hurry without paying much attention to the road. When he ran to the door, he almost bumped into He Changkong who was walking to the door. Fortunately, he reacted in time and braked suddenly to avoid a tragic collision.
He Changkong looked at the young man with newly dyed silver-white hair who had entered his sight.
Shen Yanming's skin color was originally lighter than others, and the new hair color made it look even more transparent. The boy seemed to be embarrassed by his recklessness, and he raised his face and smiled apologetically, with tears in his eyes.
He Changkong stared at it for a little longer unconsciously.
He Changkong made more associations based on Shen Yanming's appearance.
I always feel that Shen Yanming is like the little white clouds that should be adorned in the sky, white, soft, and makes people happy.
Seeing He Changkong staring at his head, Shen Yanming suddenly felt embarrassed and said, "Isn't this quite non-mainstream?"
He Changkong shook his head and repeated, "It looks good."
“Hahaha, actually I think it’s pretty good too.” Shen Yanming’s embarrassment only lasted for a few seconds before he started to be shameless again. However, he didn’t come here just to let He Changkong see his hair. “Let’s go in and talk.”
Originally, he wanted to tell He Changkong that he had met a nasty guy he knew in his previous life, but on the way back, he thought about it and decided to digest the matter by himself. After all, he hadn't told He Changkong what happened in detail, and nothing happened in this life, so he just had to try his best to avoid it. If he met Moonlight in the competition, he would use his strength to beat him out of the psychological trauma.
I won’t cause any trouble for He Changkong.
He still wanted to talk about pudding.
Pulling a chair and sitting down, Shen Yanming flipped through the books on the table and said, "I will do my best to persuade Ding Jiang to see a doctor, but do you have any ideas for the people who are on his side?"
The tank who replaced Pudding in the previous life was also promoted directly from the second team. He didn't have any psychological problems, but he played mediocrely and was quickly transferred after playing for one season. Later, TMM changed a few tanks, and the team didn't improve.
They didn't want to make the same mistake again this time.
He Changkong had thought about these things before, and answered quickly: "Well, you know the one with the ID Liu Ritian."
Shen Yanming exclaimed "Ah" and then nodded.
Shen Yanming's first impression of Liu Ritian was that this guy was a troll.
Liu Ritian's cursing style is varied, ranging from sarcastic to direct, from metaphors that no one can understand to vulgar and straightforward swear words. Many people who play with him have been scolded by him, not only in the game, but also on Weibo forums and other places.
In short, Shen Yanming did not have a very good impression of him.
The second impression is: this person is very strong.
This guy is also a king of the road. He usually uses tanks to gain points. He has reached the top of both the domestic and foreign servers. Even if he doesn't reach the top, most of the time his points are ranked in the top 10. Such a person must have accepted invitations from many teams, but I have never heard of which team he joined.
In his previous life, Shen Yanming had no impression that this person had become a professional player. It seemed that he was only active for a while during this period of time and then disappeared.
Shen Yanming asked: "He is powerful... but he won't come, right?"
There were some thoughts that Shen Yanming didn't say directly. Even if this person really joined the professional team, he might not be able to control his mouth. He might even cause some trouble for the team. He thought it was still necessary to consider it carefully.
Who knew He Changkong would say: "I've asked him, he's willing to come, maybe he'll be given a test in two days."
Shen Yanming was startled. He wanted to say something, but now he swallowed it back: "... Have you been considering him from the beginning?"
He Changkong said: "Well, he didn't want to come at first."
Shen Yanming felt something was inexplicably strange.
Could it be that when trying to get Liu Ritian to join the gang, did He Changkong also treat him like he did to him, opening a small account, playing with him, and talking to him