Although it wasn't very pleasant, the money was coming back anyway, even three yuan more, rounded up, it was equivalent to twenty minutes of prostitution for Ji Lin. Not only did he not spend a dime, but he even made three yuan. Thinking about it this way, it seems worthwhile to be trapped in the elevator.
Bai Duanduan worked overtime for several days in a row, and now he was very sleepy. After yawning a few times, he got into bed early and got ready to sleep.
However, God seemed to be against her. Just as she was about to fall asleep in a daze, there was a deafening DJ sound from upstairs.
At this point, someone is having a party at home!
Bai Duanduan blocked his ears with pillows, and tried to endure it, but the other party showed no tendency to stop, and his voice became louder and louder.
It is tolerable or unbearable! Don't you know that a lawyer's hair is very precious, and a lawyer's sleep is especially important? !
Bai Duanduan changed her clothes and was ready to go upstairs in a huff, but when she reached the door of the upstairs residence of the perpetrator, she realized that someone had already come first.
Ji Lin's face turned black and his expression was ugly. He was obviously negotiating with the owner of the noise maker, but it had no effect, because the owner had no tendency to turn down the music at all, and dynamic dance music kept coming from the room. The people who participated in the party were also dancing wildly.
When Ji Lin saw Bai Duanduan, it was rare for him to speak on his own initiative. He frowned: "There's no need to communicate, I've already called the police."
Bai Duanduan yawned: "No, I will call the police at this point, and I will have to wait for a long time, and I will not be able to sleep for a long time in vain." She glanced at Ji Lin and teased, "Lawyer Ji, your aura when you represent the client What? Where did it go? Shouldn’t lawyers take the initiative to fight against it?”
After Bai Duanduan finished speaking, he prepared to go forward to negotiate in disbelief, but he was stopped by Ji Lin before taking a few steps.
"Do you think I haven't negotiated? Negotiation is only useful for rational people, not for this room of drunks." He glanced at Bai Duanduan, "I advise you not to waste your time, it's useless for me to play, you, Not to mention."
"How will you know if you don't try!"
Bai Duanduan smiled, and confidently stepped forward to knock on the door. After a while, the door opened, and then there was an undisguised electronic sound from the room. There was a drunk flower arm with green hair who was not mainstream Xiaonian opened the door, and before Bai Duanduan could speak, he puffed on her cigarette and howled loudly.
"Stop knocking! Knock the soul! If you have the ability, go to the police!"
After the other party finished shouting, before Bai Duanduan could respond, he slammed the door shut.
…
Bai Duanduan's nose turned ashamed, while Ji Lin remained cold and indifferent, watching from the sidelines: "I said this is the result. These people are not sober and unable to communicate."
"Then you can't sit still!" Bai Duanduan made another plan, "Do you have any fruit at home? The bigger ones?"
Ji Lin frowned: "What?"
"I have a solution! It's definitely fixed, and I can calm them down immediately, but I need some fruits, the bigger the better, the ones that look big and imposing, such as big watermelons? My family No, do you have any at home? If you have any, let me use them first! I will pay you back later!"
Ji Lin was full of suspicion, Bai Duanduan could only take a strong dose: "Do you want to enjoy a quiet sleep right away?"
In the end, under Bai Duanduan's lobbying, although Ji Lin was reluctant, he still moved two cardboard boxes from home.
"The fruits you want are all in the box." Ji Lin had a clear look of contempt at the moment, "Didn't you just say that lawyers should have the spirit of resistance? The final solution is to ask me for the fruits and prepare to go forward Cede land and pay for compensation?" Ji Lin sneered, "Do you think those drunks will be so sensible that you offer watermelon and fruit to them, so they stop making noise?"
"Are you really a lawyer? How naive."
Bai Duanduan was too lazy to refute, she opened the first box, took out a huge watermelon, then went to the door again and knocked on the door.
The person who opened the door was that non-mainstream person again, his eyes were full of impatience: "Aren't you annoying, you..."
Before she finished speaking, Bai Duanduan pushed him away without saying a word, walked into the room forcefully, turned off the audio equipment, then she pursed her lips and put the huge watermelon on the table.
Ji Lin stood at the door leisurely, waiting for Bai Duanduan to return home again.
What a good lawyer, how can he make his posture low and look like a tribute from a small country in a foreign country? It's hard to see.
However, just as Ji Lin was slandering...
Bai Duanduan didn't follow the script he envisioned at all. She walked up to the watermelon without saying a word, and smashed the watermelon with one punch in front of everyone.
This watermelon is very, very big, and it is not easy to smash it open with a single punch. What is even more difficult is that a punch like Bai Duanduan smashed the watermelon into pieces. The most mysterious thing is that the watermelon was so smashed. It was smashed, and before it splashed, the remains of the watermelon were left on the table in a mess.
It's like when a master makes a move, he will know if there is any... Everyone can see that Bai Duanduan is a bit mysterious.
In the eyes of all kinds of people on the other side, Bai Duanduan withdrew his hand calmly: "Whoever turns on the stereo again, this watermelon will be the end of your stereo." After she finished speaking, she glanced at Ji Lin, "Anyway, he has money. If it rots, he will pay."
"..."
Bai Duanduan smashed a watermelon with her bare hands. Regardless of whether the other party was suspicious or astonished and curious, she managed to calm down a room full of non-mainstream people for the time being. Glancing at Ji Lin—
"Lawyer Ji, has anyone ever told you that at a critical moment, reasoning is useless, and communication cannot solve all problems. Take it out too! I will show you what power is today!"
Bai Duanduan's calculation was pretty good, and when he hits some fruit again, it should be more deterrent. She is still a reasonable person, if she can not do it, she should not do it. If these fruits are useless, she can only show her real force to deter the opponent.
As a result, Ji Lin didn't move.
Bai Duanduan winked at him impatiently: "Go and get it!"
Ji Lin glanced at her calmly: "Are you sure? I think you may not be able to break things after that."
Bai Duanduan smiled contemptuously: "You really don't know my strength at all. The fruit in this world that I can't smash has not yet been born! Go and get it!"
…
Then Bai Duanduan watched helplessly as Ji Lin took out a king-level durian from another cardboard box...
"..."
Ji Lin pressed his nose with one hand, and put the huge durian king into Bai Duanduan's hand with the other: "Show me your strength, smash it."
"..."
The kingly atmosphere that he managed to create was destroyed by Ji Lin.
Bai Duanduan almost exploded with anger: "Are you on my side or on their side? Did you deliberately come here to disrupt the situation? If you ask you to get a fruit, you just give me a durian? Are you poisonous?"
Ji Lin showed no signs of shame. He said frankly, "You told me to take the fruit that looks stronger and more imposing. This durian is very strong."
"..."
Bai Duanduan almost fainted on the spot: "Ji Lin, I don't think durian needs me to show my strength, but I think you need it more."
"You can't talk too much, just like no matter how sure you are, a lawyer can never promise that his client will win the case. I think lawyer Bai knows this." Ji Lin glanced at Bai Duanduan, "What's more, if you fail I am not responsible for the compensation if other things are rotten, and it has nothing to do with me." After finishing speaking, he glanced at the non-mainstream, "I don't know this woman, there is a wronged person and a debtor, the cleaning fee for your house being stained by watermelon Also ask her directly, and I will also claim my watermelon from her."
…
Do you have teammates like you? !
Bai Duanduan was really furious, okay Ji Lin, in a situation where Duanduan should be fighting against the enemy, you actually want to engage in internal strife with me! There are always people who better than you!
Bai Duanduan suppressed her expression, and put on an aggrieved expression. She rushed up to hold Ji Lin: "My husband, I'm sorry, is it okay if I made a mistake? As for you still get angry with me and say that you want to count the watermelon money?"
"..."
Bai Duanduan said delicately: "I know that I beat you too hard before and broke your legs, but you can't blame me, you know that I am strong and have a bad temper, and I can control my emotions when I get angry. I can't help myself, but I already have true love for you, as you know, my ex-boyfriend was sent to the intensive care unit by me... "
Ji Lin frowned with a dark face: "Let go, Bai Duanduan, why are you crazy? Who is your husband?"
Bai Duanduan kissed Ji Linfei: "Honey, don't be like this. I will allow you to do it occasionally, but you have to have a limit. My patience has a bottom line. If you continue to do this, I won't guarantee that you will do it when you go back." Could it be that I can't control myself to do something to you again?"
Bai Duanduan smiled pointedly: "It was just about the neighbor's noise in the middle of the night, but I sent you out to communicate and negotiate, and you couldn't figure it out for a long time. I'm really disappointed. You don't know, where you can do it, absolutely Don't move your mouth? But the neighbor is not very sensible, so I won't beat you when I go home, just kneel down on this durian."
"..."
Ji Lin naturally had to struggle, but Bai Duanduan was so powerful and like a sticky brown candy, no matter how Ji Lin tried to shake him, he couldn't get rid of it.
…
At this moment, the non-mainstream neighbor who had been impatient before looked at Bai Duanduan, and suddenly exclaimed: "It's you!"
?
He couldn't say a word: "It turned out to be you, a violent and terrifying woman!"
?
Non-mainstream looks "fuck": "Last time at the entrance of the bar, you were the woman who smashed me down with high heels and beat him on the ground. So you actually live downstairs!"
Bai Duanduan was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized: "Are you a friend of the molester?"
Back then when I choked down the molester in the bar, there were indeed several non-mainstream companions who were also drunk behind him. Unexpectedly, by coincidence, this neighbor was one of them.
"He's not! He's just drunk!"
After this non-mainstream argument, it seemed that when he recalled the original scene, he remembered the fear of his strong old iron being dominated by Bai Duanduan. He glanced at Bai Duanduan, then took a deep look at Ji Lin, and rushed Came over and patted Ji Lin's shoulder solemnly.
"Brother, you have suffered."
"..."
The non-mainstream looked sympathetic and heartbroken: "It's too miserable for you to find such a fierce woman." He said in a heavy tone, "My old iron was just choked, and his neck was strangled so deep by this woman. Traces." He looked at Ji Lin hesitantly, "But brother, don't worry, your leg has recovered quite well, you can't see that it was interrupted, don't feel inferior!"
"..."
He obviously believed Bai Duanduan's nonsense just now, and his face was full of apology: "I'm sorry, brother, if I knew that you came to communicate with me because of the power of this fierce woman, I would have turned off the sound for you a long time ago." He had an expression of "I understand", "Brother, I didn't expect that you, a talented person, would have such a difficult life!"
"I never thought that you would suffer brutal domestic violence just a few walls away from me. Now that there is an "Anti-Domestic Violence Law", it is against the law for her to beat you like this, brother, Do you want me to testify for you and call the police?"
"..."
Ji Lin's face was completely dark, and he tried to justify: "Me and her..."
"It's love." Bai Duanduan cut off Ji Lin's topic, she glanced meaningfully at non-mainstream, "Brother, you don't understand."
"..."
"Don't be a monster from now on, don't make trouble in the middle of the night in peace, otherwise the next person I'll hit is not your old man, but you."
"..."
"I left the durian for you, and it will count as the cleaning fee for the watermelon."
Bai Duanduan flicked his long hair, glanced at Ji Lin provocatively, and said in a rather white lotus manner: "How about it? I'll do it in person?" Bai Duanduan deliberately emphasized the pun, "Husband , you can't."
"..."
Ji Lin wanted to explode, but Bai Duanduan was the first to drag him into the elevator.
"What are you staring at, let's go." The elevator door closed, and Bai Duanduan let go of Ji Lin, "Lawyer Ji, don't get angry now, it took so much to suppress him. As for men, if you can bend and stretch, don't It fell short."
"Bai Duanduan!"
Bai Duandan smiled: "You're welcome, you're welcome!"
Ji Lin was obviously about to collapse with anger, he took a deep breath and suppressed his anger: "Bai Duanduan, you are talking nonsense and I won't settle accounts with you, give me an explanation for my watermelon and durian. "
"To be reasonable, the success of my negotiation this time will also benefit me and you. The watermelon and durian are paid as the cost, so we should share with each other." Bai Duanduan narrowed his eyes and smiled, "I Very sincerely, how about this, I will make you breakfast for a week, what do you think?"
"Eat your breakfast for a week?" Ji Lin's composure finally collapsed completely, he raised his voice, "Do I think I have lived too long?"
"If breakfast is not enough, how about dinner?"
Ji Lin laughed back angrily: "Watermelon and durian don't have to pay. You, don't send me any poisonous food. When we meet in the future, stay as far away from me as possible. Not only the food you cook is poisonous, but your whole body is also poisonous."
All right, who is afraid of whom
Bai Duanduan didn't think much about it, he yawned, and then he went back to his room to sleep with satisfaction.