Unfavorable things probably happened together. Bai Duanduan went home, prepared cat food, and called "Mimi" a few times, but the cat didn't come out. She searched around the house, but still didn't find the cat. Found a window in the bathroom that I forgot to close.
"Looks like he ran out again."
Bai Duanduan has a big head, orange cat is a very sweet cat, obedient and docile and loves to act like a baby, the only fly in the ointment is probably that it is a stray cat after all, and has lived in the wild for a while, which makes it somewhat a little bit Wild and unruly, as long as there is any opportunity at home, it will run out for a walk, and then come back in a few days.
Bai Duanduan was in a hurry to go out in the morning, so he forgot the small window, and sure enough, the cat ran away again.
When he slipped away for the first time, Bai Duanduan didn't think about it for a while, and he searched the whole neighborhood, but it was unsuccessful, but he got off work a few days later, and the orange cat squatted at the door of his room again, meowing Just wait for yourself.
Afterwards, Bai Duanduan also gradually got used to the orange cat's habit of going out regularly, anyway, he would come back every time, and it was very amazing, no matter how long this orange cat wandered outside, it turned out to be fur-colored when it came back She is smooth, radiant, and even generally fatter, which shows that her ability to survive in the wild is very strong.
It's just that once you raise a cat and become a shit-shoveling officer, this mentality is easy to worry about gains and losses. Even though the orange cats have returned safely in the past, Bai Duanduan is always anxious like an old mother whose son is traveling and can't help worrying.
She was thinking about when Mimi would come back this time, while going downstairs to pick up the courier, but just as she was thinking about the cat, a familiar figure appeared from the greenery next to the Fengchao cabinet in the community.
Isn't that chubby ball the orange kitten that he fled outside
There was really nowhere to find it, and it took no effort to get it. Bai Duanduan almost couldn't wait to run over, picked up the cat, and his heart was filled with the joy of finding it again.
"Give you a can tonight!"
It's just that she was just about to carry the cat away, but someone grabbed a corner of her clothes.
Bai Duanduan turned around, only to see Ji Linzheng standing behind her with an unfriendly expression, and when he saw her turn around, he withdrew his hand in disgust, as if he had something to do with Bai Duanduan and pulled the corner of her clothes, it was already him The limit of condescension.
Bai Duanduan frowned: "What's the matter with you?"
Ji Lin pursed his lips, he glanced at the cat in her arms, and then looked at her: "I should ask you this. What's wrong with you? You can't win the case against me, so you come to steal my cat for revenge? In broad daylight Just take possession of other people's property privately?"
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"What's your cat?" Bai Duanduan was stunned, "This cat is obviously mine, Ji Lin, are you old-eyed and mistaken? Although many orange cats look similar, you really should go and see Ophthalmology. You are too dishonest when you touch porcelain."
Ji Lin showed no sign of backing down: "This is my cat."
Bai Duanduan was also annoyed: "This is my cat. It's a male cat. It's still small. There is a small yellow spot on its stomach that looks like a heart." Bai Duanduan said while reaching out to rub the cat's ears. "It turned out to be a stray cat in the community, but it only gets close to me. It is very wary of other strangers and won't let others touch it. Every time I rub it like this, it enjoys it..."
Ji Lin sneered: "What a coincidence, my cat is also a male cat, still small, with a small yellow spot like a heart on its stomach."
Bai Duanduan sneered: "If you repeat the characteristics I just said, this cat will become yours? Ji Lin, you are so capable, why don't you rob a bank! Renminbi looks the same, Isn't it all yours?"
Ji Lin glanced at Bai Duanduan coldly: "The characteristics you mentioned can be observed by a person at a glance, but besides these obvious characteristics of my cat, there is another one on the left ear that is difficult to find There are 12 moles on the left side of my beard and 14 moles on the right. Today, my paws stepped on a box of paint and ran out the door. There is still a little blue on the back of my feet that hasn’t been washed off.”
What he said was serious, but he was quite serious when he touched the porcelain, Bai Duanduan murmured in his heart and subconsciously glanced at Mimi's left ear, where is there a mole? How is it possible... How many beards are there on one side? It's even more nonsense, who would be so bored as to count the cat's whiskers! Enough support! Ji Lin's lies are too incompetent!
only…
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Bai Duanduan turned over the orange cat's left ear, feeling a little uneasy. There is really a mole on the tip of the ear, which is very hidden, but it does exist.
She had a bad premonition in her heart, counted the beards on the left, it was really 12; then counted the beards on the right, it was 14, that's right...
Ji Lin really knows how to count cat's whiskers! What kind of mental illness is this!
Bai Duanduan pretended to be calm, and opened the orange cat's right hind foot...
There is really a little blob of blue paint…
Ji Lin sneered, he stretched out his hand, touched the orange cat like Bai Duanduan did just now, and rubbed its ears. Although Ji Lin's expression was very cold, his movements of rubbing the cat were very careful and gentle. Instantly betrayed, jumped from Bai Duanduan's arms into Ji Lin's arms, and then just nestled on Ji Lin's body without moral integrity or ambition, narrowing his eyes comfortably...
Ji Lin raised his eyelids slightly, and said sarcastically, "Only being close to you?"
"..."
Bai Duanduan's face was a little tense, she looked at the orange cat: "Mimi, come back quickly, I will give you canned food when I get home!"
It's a pity that this orange cat has made up his mind to recognize the thief as his father, and turned a deaf ear to Bai Duanduan's canned food temptation, so he just nestled in Ji Lin's arms with peace of mind...
Ji Lin sneered: "This is obviously a stray cat I adopted in the community, and somehow it became yours, Bai Duanduan, do you know what your own behavior looks like now? Like someone trying to lure and traffick children with food Traffickers, trying to abduct my son."
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Bai Duanduan was in a hurry: "Your son? This is clearly my son! He usually lives with me, and there is also his cat litter, cat climbing frame toys and imported cat food at home. How did he become your son?"
"Then do you want to go to my house to confirm its cat villa, cat food bowl and cat drinking fountain?" Ji Lin pursed his lips, "It obviously lives with me every week, although it is usually a bit wild, during the week I always like to go out for a couple of days before going home…”
"Don't talk nonsense! It usually lives in my house very well, except for the occasional rebellion and likes to run away from home for two or three days..."
etc! Run away from home for two or three days? Always like to go out for two days a week before going home
Bai Duanduan suddenly had a bold guess in his heart...
She looked at the orange cat who was nestling on Ji Lin's body with a calm face, and only one sentence kept flashing in her mind——
"Love is a ray of light, so green that you panic."
Bai Duanduan grieved and said: "Unexpectedly, you are a scumbag who eats inside and out!"
I had always wondered why this orange cat went out to "wander" every week, but every time it came back, it looked better and gained weight, but now the case has finally been solved.
Dare Lover's family didn't wander off, they went to other people's homes to be their sons!
Every time I waited anxiously at home, I was afraid that the cat would be bullied outside without enough food and clothing, but I didn't expect it to eat and drink spicy food at other people's homes. Yigao is bold, not only scumbags, but also scumbags on himself and Ji Lin. The two families are facing each other.
What is talent? This is called talent!
Up to now, Ji Lin has obviously figured out how to operate the cat. He frowned and looked at the cat in his arms in disbelief. He obviously didn't expect that he dominated the legal and political circles. Taking advantage of the Internet, it turned out to be cheated and cheated by a cat...
Bai Duanduan only felt like a steamed bun who was deceived by a scumbag but still loved him and let him get what he wanted. He was so irritable, but now he could only courteously. She stretched out her hand to the orange cat, coaxing and lying: : "Mimi, I forgive you for this incident, but you have to go home with me, you go home with me, and break up with Ji Lin, we will turn the page, let the past be past, let's look to the future, every time I Add canned food to you once a week."
"But if you don't come here again, don't think about anything after you go back."
The orange cat probably finally realized that something was wrong with the atmosphere, it jumped off Ji Lin, hurried to Bai Duanduan's feet, meowed a few times coquettishly, and then began to rub Bai Duanduan's legs flatteringly.
As a result, the relationship between Orange Cat and Bai Duanduan had just recovered, and Ji Lin's ruthless voice sounded: "Chestnut, you'd better come back right away, otherwise your little fish will be gone."
"..."
This orange cat with two feet on two boats obviously has no morals, as if it understands human speech, when Ji Lin mentions Xiaoyugan, it immediately abandons Bai Duanduan, and starts meowing and rubbing Ji Lin's suit Pants up.
Ji Lin smiled, looking quite like a mistress who had succeeded in a position of superiority: "The cat is the smartest, it knows who to go with in the end. What's more, 'Mimi'? Who still has such a carefree and unrecognizable name now? earth."
Bai Duanduan gritted his teeth and glared at Ji Lin.
Hate it, hate it, but the problem has to be solved.
Going on like this is not an option, this cat obviously doesn't want to give up on any benefactor, it rubs against one for a while, then another for a while, with "I love both" written all over its eyes, even if it is caught on the spot with all the evidence, It simply went all out, and put on an appearance of "I am such a man, you should get along well and be a pair of good sisters who are favored by the king at the same time"... shamelessly so frank...
"Since something like this has happened, we all have the right to claim custody of the cat..."
"En." Ji Lin nodded and agreed, "The custody belongs to me, and you have visitation rights once a week, plus the obligation to pay child support."
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"It's yours? Don't dream about Ji Lin, which divorce case have you seen where the woman was not at fault and had legitimate work and economic means, and the child was awarded to the man? Especially the cat is still young, and you are busier than me at work. The right belongs to you, it is not conducive to the healthy growth of the cat, you have no time to accompany it, it is a clingy and high-demand baby, with you, it will be autistic. What's more, the child is so young and needs mother's love!"
"Autistic? Every time this cat comes to live in my house, it will gain a lot of weight, which means that it will be happy and fat. You still call yourself a mother? You are so motherly, you don't know how many whiskers it has?"
Which normal person would count beards, Ji Lin!
Not to be outdone, Bai Duanduan said: "It's actually not healthy for a cat to be overweight. It will die early! It will also suffer from high blood pressure and heart disease like obese people. Orange cats are easy to get fat. Every time I go to your place, I get fat back. Do you still want to settle accounts with you? Do you think that if it wants to eat, you can give it to eat, and this is love? The most fearful thing about raising a child now is you, a person who does not understand scientific education and parenting concepts but is so complacent."
Bai Duanduan pointed at the cat righteously, and said in a deafening way: "You are conniving at it. It is not an excellent education and raising concept at all. I want to give it to you to raise it. The final result is that I send a white-haired person to a black-haired person." Is it? Mimi may die of high blood pressure and high blood fat at a young age, leaving only me, an old mother, to live a long life in her dying years!"
"..."
Ji Lin frowned: "I see, I will control its diet."
"That's not okay, I reasonably suspect that you usually feed it junk food, and that's why it's so blessed." Bai Duanduan glanced at Ji Lin, "Look at your usual charges are accurate to the second, if you want to spend you It's hard to get the money, you definitely won't buy imported cat food for it like me!"
"No matter how hard it is, the child can't be miserable." Ji Lin pursed his lips, "All I bought were imported cat food, and even the cat climbing frame and cat villas are made of solid wood with environmentally friendly paint. I will definitely make cat food by myself once a week. It, but you, can you cook cat food for it yourself? You can’t replace it with canned food and cat food? There is no fresh cat food? This is the same as some irresponsible parents who can’t cook all day What difference does it make to let children eat takeaway gutter oil?"
"I can learn too! Isn't it just cooking cat food?!"
Ji Lin sneered: "If you enter the kitchen, it's not cooking, it's poisoning. If you follow me, you will be fat at most. If you follow you, you will die."
"..."
"In short, if you want the cat to belong to you, it's a dream."
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The two of them started arguing about the cat like this, talking about custody rights, future happiness, educational philosophy, living habits and healthy routines. Passers-by who didn't understand it thought it was a cat. A bunch of divorced young couples are fighting for the custody of their children...
The two fought against each other for a long time, and finally Bai Duanduan was tired and tired: "How about this, everyone will retire together and raise together. One, three, five will be me, two, four, six will be you, and you can do whatever you want on Sunday." Cat, wherever it wants to go, anyway, our two families will face each other, if not, you spend half the day and I spend half the day on Sunday, and each pays for the money. If there is any joint expenditure, AA... "
Although Ji Lin was full of reluctance, he finally agreed to Bai Duanduan's proposal, but this guy still didn't forget to add a sentence in the end.
"For the sake of the cat, I can't bear to see it having a hard time making a choice, not giving in."
"All right. You are doing it for the sake of the child. I can't bear to force it to choose someone. I understand, but today is Wednesday. I'm sorry, but the cat is mine." Bai Duanduan was afraid that Ji Lin would regret it, so he hugged him quickly. After getting up the cat, he walked towards the elevator in the building.
Ji Lin followed closely behind, and not long after, he also got in.
The two of them were like a pair of plastic couples who seem to be in harmony but are still respectful to each other because of their children. They watched the elevator go up to the floor without saying a word.
Bai Duanduan thought that this matter had finally come to an end, but before entering the house—
"Bai Duanduan."
Bai Duanduan turned around, hugged the cat tightly, and said in a serious manner: "What are you doing? You want to break the contract, right? We have reached an agreement, so don't go back on your word!"
"No, I think there is one more thing we need to clarify."
"What?"
Ji Lin looked at Bai Duanduan and the cat in her arms: "Its name."
"When it belongs to me, I call it Mimi, and when it belongs to you, I don't care whether you like to call it chestnut or nut."
"No." Ji Lin insisted, "This is not good for the cat's mental health, and it is easy to make it confused and split. Mimi is too popular. Nine out of ten cats are called Mimi. I don't allow my cat to be called Mimi." Such a bad street name."
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Bai Duanduan thought to himself, as long as I roll my eyes fast enough, Ji Lin won't be mad at me.
Bai Duanduan, calm down! keep calm! Conservation! Maintain conservation!
"What's wrong with Mimi? A cat should have a cat's name, and it's called Bai Mimi!"
"It's called Ji Chestnut."
"Bai Mimi!"
"Ji Chestnut." Ji Lin didn't give in at all, "Besides, it's an orange cat, and Bai Mimi can easily make it doubt its own identity, and think it's a white cat."
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"Ji Lin, has anyone told you that you are really good at it?"
"Yes, they all cried later." Ji Lin glanced at Bai Duanduan, "I lost the lawsuit with me." He thought for a while and added, "It's miserable, just like you did last time."
"..."
Ji Lin, if you don't know how to use your mouth, you can really donate it to those in need.
Bai Duanduan couldn't bear it anymore: "Okay, it's fine if your surname is not Bai, but it's fine with your surname as the head office! But the name will not change, from now on it will be called Ji Mimi!"
After she finished speaking, without waiting for Ji Lin's reaction, she hurried into the house with the cat in her arms.
Ji Lin is such a troublesome man! This time it was just a fight for the custody of a cat. I couldn't imagine what would happen to the custody of the child if someone who was blind married Ji Lin and got divorced.
Really scary.
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The plot of the cat was inspired by a real story about the sister of the British newspaper or a Weibo account in Europe and the United States hahahahaha
[Small Theater] Where Readers Love Cookies
After a long time, a certain person in Ji chased the goddess ing
Someone Ji: Do you want to go shopping? Swipe my card, I have many cards! Just brush!
Bai Duanduan: My wife is rich! no need!
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Someone Ji: Are you going to move out? Where to move? I'll buy another set next door to yours! Wherever you move, I will chase you!
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Someone Ji: Honey, do you want to open your own law firm? Can I post back and join? I don't want money! The source of the case is for you! The income is all for you! I will give you everything!
Bai Duanduan: ...My old lady is self-reliant and doesn't like you at all!
Readers' Favorite Fried Rice [Small Theater]
after:
Ji par: I pay all my worth, including myself, please talk to me! ! Even one word will do!!
Duanduan: (tsundere face + ignoring... )