You’re Fired!

Chapter 33

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Bai Duanduan cherishes the rare weekend mornings when she can sleep until she wakes up naturally, but this day she was woken up by the ringing of her mobile phone.

Bai Duanduan fumbled to pick up the phone with sleepy eyes. Before she was fully awake, Ji Lin's cold voice came from the opposite side—

"I'll give you ten minutes. If you don't come within ten minutes, the breakfast will be over."

Bai Duanduan hadn't woken up yet, she just felt dizzy, and even a little angry to get up, but she was woken up by the noise, and she wanted to go to Ji Lin's house to have a meal to make up for it, she held back her strength, and hurried Washed up, changed out of her pajamas, and ran to Ji Lin's door without makeup on.

While yawning, Bai Duanduan secretly swore in his heart that from tomorrow onwards, let's let Ji Lin and himself go, isn't it just breakfast? Can you sleep ten minutes more than yourself? There are breakfast shops everywhere on the opposite side, and there are also takeaways, which are rich in variety, cheap and high-quality, at worst, have a good talk with Ji Lin, and ask him to directly reimburse himself for breakfast for a month.

Soon, Ji Lin opened the door for himself. Although it was the weekend, he probably had to work overtime. He had already put on his suit, and was wearing a watch indifferently. He almost glanced at Bai Duanduan when he saw Bai Duanduan watch.

"In ten minutes! I just saw it! It was exactly nine and a half minutes when I knocked on your door! You can't stop breakfast!"

Ji Lin glanced at Bai Duanduan coldly: "Breakfast can be served, but it will end in fifteen minutes. You must finish it within fifteen minutes. I still have something to go out."

This man's face is indeed impeccable, and now he is standing in front of him in a suit, his eyes are deep and his temperament is striking, but his indifferent appearance, as if Bai Duanduan is a housekeeper, this handsome and hard-to-serve employer is telling himself Must be cleaned up and fucked in fifteen minutes.

Such a breakfast is simply masochistic! Isn't it just a bowl of noodles? Ji Lin's attitude is too bad! I didn't even start eating breakfast, so I drove myself away! Is this the way of hospitality? ! Do you know what is respect? !

Bai Duanduan couldn't hold it back immediately, she coughed, and put on a pose: "Ji Lin, do you know what is an elegant meal? I always eat in style, especially on weekend mornings like this. They all ate while playing light music. People, you must not gobble up your meals, otherwise it will be too unsightly. Besides, chewing slowly is healthier and better for digestion. People like you who can finish breakfast in fifteen minutes are not at all. I don't know what is the fun and sense of ritual of life... "

"Besides, since you are so busy, I feel really sorry to ask you to make breakfast for me. How about we discuss it. In the next month, I'll take care of the breakfast myself, but you reimbursed me for the breakfast?"

Ji Lin agreed directly without even thinking about it: "Yes." He glanced at Bai Duandan, "I'm in the kitchen, serve it by myself, I made breakfast today, and today will be deducted from the one-month reimbursement quota. "

Ok, Ok! Bai Duanduan slandered inwardly, really thought I wanted to eat your broken noodles so much! Isn't it just an egg soba, can you still make flowers? !

It's just that after Bai Duanduan arrived in the kitchen, he was soon speechless...

She never expected that Ji Lin's soba noodles could actually make flowers...

What stood in front of my eyes was a bowl of buckwheat fried noodles. On the hot noodles, green rapeseed, shredded carrots, a sufficient amount of fresh shrimp, an orange-yellow fried egg, and a handful of finely chopped Shredded seaweed sprinkled on the noodles, dotted with white sesame seeds, and a small and cute crescent-shaped lemon is dotted on the top of the soba noodles. Bai Duanduan just looks at it, as if he has already felt the drizzle The refreshing taste after the lemon juice, and next to the lemon, there are fresh sea salt and black pepper. It seems that as long as you mix it, the deliciousness is in your mouth...

It's also egg soba noodles, but Bai Duanduan never expected that Ji Lin's egg soba noodles would be so good. Obviously, this man doesn't cook and lives entirely on takeout, so he didn't expect that he is a powerful person who doesn't sell easily.

Almost at the first bite, Bai Duanduan felt trapped!

too delicious! She has never eaten such delicious soba noodles!

Bai Duanduan was almost moved to tears while eating. For the first time, she realized that her love at first sight for Ji Lin might not be a mistake. A man who cooks so deliciously and looks so good-looking , What's wrong with your temper? What's wrong with digging a little? Just because of this skill, he deserves to be owned!

If Ji Lin could make this kind of food for her every day, Bai Duanduan felt that he would be able to marry him immediately at the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow Monday.

After eating it in one go, Bai Duanduan felt that she was still unsatisfied. If Ji Lin was not there, she really wanted to lick the bowl clean. She looked at Ji Lin with burning eyes: "It's delicious! It's really delicious, Ji Lin Come!"

It's a pity that Ji Lin obviously didn't have any reaction to Bai Duanduan's praise. Bai Duanduan looked up after eating, only to find that he was leaning against the living room coldly, looking at himself, he glanced at his watch, and then took a mocking look. Clapping: "Wonderful performance." Ji Lin sneered coldly, "You who pay attention to eating elegantly and slowly, just finished eating soba noodles in 8 minutes and 46 seconds. Didn't you claim that it is absolutely impossible to finish eating within 15 minutes? "

"..."

This, I didn’t check it for a while, just focused on eating, and forgot to pay attention to elegance, completely destroying the character set I created...

"But since you've finished eating, let's go quickly. It doesn't matter to me how you eat from tomorrow onwards. You will be reimbursed monthly. Don't bother me every day."

How can this work! Such a delicious meal! Never let it go!

"No, no, no! Ji Lin! I figured it out! I can't go to reimbursement! I decided to continue eating the breakfast you made!" Bai Duanduan said righteously, "I thought about it, our meeting was actually not so good , they were rivals before, and there were a lot of misunderstandings with each other... "

"I don't think there was any misunderstanding between us."

"..." Bai Duanduan choked, "Okay, okay, there is no misunderstanding, then we are all in the same company now, we should have team spirit, and we should cultivate more relationships. This breakfast is actually a means, it is ours. Fostering bonds of mutual understanding...”

"No, I don't want anything to do with you."

"..."

Bai Duanduan bit his lip and decided to be straightforward: "I can wash the dishes!"

Ji Lin was not moved at all: "I have a dishwasher."

"I can clean up for you!"

"I will hire hourly workers."

"Then I... I won't ask you for overtime pay for working overtime this month!" Seeing that Ji Lin didn't immediately refuse, Bai Duanduan immediately continued his efforts, "And your mother will give you a 20% discount this month!"

In the end, Ji Lin was still noncommittal.

Bai Duanduan thought about the delicious buckwheat noodles just now, and decided to go all out: "I'll supervise your mother for half a year! 30% off, can't be lower! Castrate Ji Mimi and don't want you AA, I'll take care of it all! In the future, what do you need? On call! The next time your case exceeds 50 million yuan, I can reduce the share ratio... Ji Lin, save the child... "

For a bite to eat, Bai Duanduan has no backbone at all, and she decides to flatter wildly: "Ji Lin, as long as you are kind enough to cook for me, I will be willing to repay you... It is a dream to wake up others in the morning, but The only thing that wakes me up is your breakfast! I am willing to get up early for your breakfast. You can serve it at any time you want, and stop serving it when you want. I have no other requirements, as long as I share a bite Yes, I would sell my soul!"

"..."

Bai Duanduan said pitifully: "Boss, please!"

"..."

Cooking means buying vegetables first. In fact, you have to wash and cut vegetables and put them in the oil pan. Even if there is a dishwasher for washing dishes, the kitchen always needs to be cleaned... In short, doing this is not only a waste of time, but also has no economic benefits. According to Ji Lin's principle of converting everything into RMB to measure the cost performance, this should not be in his consideration at all. With this time, even replying two emails is better than cooking.

However the next morning...

Ji Lin frowned and looked at Bai Duanduan, who was feasting on his dinner table without any image, and didn't know what evil he had fallen into. He obviously ignored her pleading and flattery yesterday, and clearly refused, but early in the morning, Bai Duanduan sent himself a WeChat message—

"Boss, I'm at your door. If... I mean, if you make breakfast and have leftovers, can you give me some? Anything..."

After posting this sentence, Bai Duanduan also posted an emoji of a dog holding a bowl in its mouth and waiting for the meal.

A little pathetic.

Ji Lin took away the phone and decided to ignore it, but soon, new messages from Bai Duanduan came one after another——

"It's so cold in the corridor this morning, Ji Par, if I catch a cold, can this be considered a work-related injury?"

"Boss, your son is in my hands. He said he missed you and your cat meal. Of course, if you can treat his poor adoptive mother to a meal, he will be happy for the harmony of his adoptive parents." I feel sincerely happy. A harmonious family relationship is a key factor for every child's growth and character building. It has been scientifically proven that children with a harmonious family relationship are more likely to be confident and successful... ”

"I'm so hungry, Ji Lin, I'm so hungry, help your neighbor..."

"Poor Duanduan, humble online, begging at the door."

Ji Lin couldn't bear it anymore, he finally couldn't bear the trouble, and opened the door, but Bai Duanduan was wearing a pink pajamas, holding two cats in his hands, and took a job like a beggar, standing pitifully at the door , just like a disaster victim fleeing with a child during the famine, seeing Ji Lin, his eyes were shining.

Ji Lin didn't know how all of this happened, but the final result was that his difficult and deadly neighbor came into the house, and then took his job bowl and sat down on the dining table obediently, while Ji Lin was making breakfast in the kitchen. At that time, she had been watching with eager eyes, and at this moment, Ji Lin stood silently by the wall thinking about what was wrong with her mind, and watched the other party eating breakfast with satisfaction and happiness.

Ji Lin didn't plan to make breakfast today, so in the end, the ingredients were limited, so he simply made fried rice with eggs and a few side dishes, but even though it was just such a daily breakfast, Bai Duanduan even ate his eyes.

"Ji Lin! The rice in your egg fried rice is delicious! The grains are plump and fragrant! The main thing is that it is neither hard nor sticky. Your cooking is perfect!"

"Well, this stir-fried vegetables are also delicious! I've never eaten such delicious vegetables!"

"The diced ham smells so good..."

The first ray of sunlight in the morning shone through the window on Bai Duanduan's white and ruddy side face, making her whole body seem to be bathed in warm light. Bai Duanduan's expression of praise is like a small fan constantly flapping its thin wings, and her cheeks are wolfing down like a hamster with two nuts stored on the left and right, and now this hamster is just wiping out the table The food on the table, while sparing no effort to flatter the owner of the food.

This unreserved and imageless way of eating is simply too... so vivid that it is a little cute.

She has very bright facial features and smiling eyes.

At this moment, Ji Lin probably began to understand why there are always so many people watching food broadcasts, because some people just have a kind of magical power, just watching her eat, I feel very happy, just eating a bowl of fried rice with eggs, it seems like a big Happiness, obviously I am not eating, but I am infected by the other person's emotions, I feel that life is very bright and beautiful, happiness in life is not about how much money you make or what status you get, but about being able to have such a happy meal.

Ji Lin has seen many beautiful women, but their beauty is different from Bai Duanduan, she is more beautiful than them, and she is completely different.

It can be said that Ji Lin has almost never met someone like Bai Duanduan. She is beautiful and unsophisticated, but she is extremely thick-skinned. She is almost paranoid about what she firmly believes in is right, like A cattail grass does not seem to be strong at all, but it always has a tenacity in the face of the storm.

Contrary to her beauty, Bai Duanduan is not reserved at all. She is direct and bold, pungent and resolute. For what she wants to do, she almost has a strong will to do her best to achieve it. However, once you find that it doesn't work, you can bend and stretch the pole to get up faster than anyone else. You can be flexible, judge the situation, obey what you want, and be flattering. You can admit your mistakes, but you will never admit defeat.

She is a very special and multi-faceted person, and she is very beautiful, and like her cooking, a little bit deadly.

Ji Lin is not a person who is not good at rejecting people, on the contrary, he can be said to be very good at rejecting others, but he suddenly realized that he never seemed to be able to completely reject Bai Duanduan.

No matter how cold she is, she always has a way to make herself feel something other than not wanting to be ignored.

"Ji Lin, why don't you eat it? Come and have breakfast! The one you made yourself is really delicious!"

But this person is Lin Hui's ex-girlfriend.

It's just that even though Ji Lin kept telling himself that he should keep a distance from Bai Duanduan, he failed to refuse her again in the end.

With a stern face, Ji Lin finally sat opposite Bai Duanduan, and then finished her breakfast in her twittering rainbow fart. The sun was very mild, and the two cats rubbed back and forth under his feet. Ji Lin doubted himself in a daze Was his mind trapped by the door? In an instant, the frighteningly pretentious vocabulary of Sui Yue Jing Hao flashed through his mind.

Bai Duanduan seemed to be full of breakfast at the moment, and then she took out the take-out box, blinked and looked at Ji Lin: "Can I pack what I haven't finished and go back to make lunch?"

"..."

Bai Duanduan's eyes were wet, like a pitiful abandoned puppy, Ji Linming knew that all of this was a routine, all fake, but facing these eyes, facing such a gaze, he was a little at a loss.

In the end, Ji Lin was almost helpless: "Forget it, I'll cook for lunch too, so you come and eat by yourself."

Sure enough, a grateful and sincere smile appeared on Bai Duanduan's face.

Although at the moment she looks like a fawn that is innocent enough to know nothing about the dangers of the forest, Ji Lin knows very well that this is not a simple fawn, but a tigress wearing a fawn's skin. Not sure why I somehow started keeping this tigress next door, he just likes cats, not tigers at all, and he's not even a very kind person...

By coincidence, Ji Lin suddenly thought of the male praying mantis who would rather be eaten by the female praying mantis in order to mate, knowing what would happen afterwards...

Creepy, male counterexample, alarm bells ringing.

The author has something to say: Red envelopes will be given if there are more than 15 words in this chapter~ (as of 8 o'clock tomorrow night when the next chapter will be issued)

Woohoo, there has been a tragedy in the three dimensions recently, I hope there will be a turnaround QAQ is humble and amazing, pray online

Reader Crys.'s [Little Theater]

Ji par: I, Ji Lin, died of starvation and anger today, jumped out of the law firm, and died outside, I would never take such a case!

Hey? The rice I made by myself is really delicious. Duanduan, come, try it, hey, come, don’t try it and look down on me.

Reader-68's [Small Theater]

Evening after a long time:

Ji par: Wife, I want to...

Bai: Are you in love

So Ji par's memory went back to a long time ago, Ji Mimi's sterilization operation during the estrus period covered her pants tightly and ran away