It's a pity that Ji Lin's alarm bell was interrupted by Bai Duanduan before it could ring. She was full and achieved the achievement of continuing to eat at noon, and then when Ji Lindu realized it, she had already walked behind her.
"Ji Lin! You have cat hair stuck to your face!" Bai Duanduan pointed to Ji Lin's left cheek while eating fruit, and stared at him seriously with round eyes.
Ji Lin touched his left cheek almost subconsciously. He did hug the cat before cooking.
"No, it's not there, click on it, and then a little bit more."
"Hey, hey, it's too high, let's go down, down."
"No, move to the left a little bit, just a little bit, no, no, go to the right, hey, go up..."
It's a pity that even though Bai Duanduan kept giving instructions, Ji Lin couldn't find the position of the cat's hair no matter what, and would always miss it precisely...
In the end, Bai Duanduan sighed and gave no more instructions. Just when Ji Lin thought she had finally given up and was about to look in the mirror to remove the cat hair sticking to her face, Bai Duanduan turned towards him Walking over, step by step, until she completely crossed Ji Lin's safe distance, she stood in front of her. Such a distance almost made Ji Lin's whole body cordoned off, and Ji Lin almost subconsciously went to Backing away, trying to increase the distance between him and Bai Duanduan, but Bai Duanduan is walking towards him step by step...
"do not move."
Bai Duanduan's beautiful round eyes are staring at Ji Lin's at this moment, her breathing is very close, she is so close to him that Ji Lin feels that her long and curved eyelashes will touch his face if he blinks any more, she A beautiful face and lips will bump into oneself as long as there is an accident.
At this moment, Ji Lin forgot how to react, just stared at Bai Duanduan approaching her like this, and then she stood on tiptoe. Afterwards, there is only one feeling left in Ji Lin's world, that is the tactile sensation of Bai Duanduan's hand touching the left side of his face, warm, delicate, and gentle, like a feather brushing gently.
At this moment, Ji Lin could barely breathe. It was a very indescribable feeling. He clearly knew that the cat was rubbing against his legs, and that the boiling water was screaming in the pot. His mobile phone seemed to have a text message notification , but these things seem to be far away from him, Ji Lin seems to be in another dimension of space suddenly, these things are just illusions, only one thing is real——
That is Bai Duanduan.
She was really too close to him, so close that Ji Lin felt as if he was suddenly dragged into a rose-colored dream, she had rose-colored cheeks and lips, and a rose-scented bath lingering around him The milky fragrance, coupled with her round and bright black eyes, looks like a gorgeous rose in full bloom, the most beautiful and unscrupulous rose in the whole garden, but also the one with the most thorns.
…
"Okay, take it off."
A few seconds later, Bai Duandan left Ji Lin with a smile, holding a handful of cat hair in her hand. It was at this moment that Ji Lin felt that his world had finally returned to normal—the air flowed again, the sound became audible again, and the senses returned to the body...
It's just that the instigator, Bai Duanduan, threw the cat hair unconsciously, and then looked at Ji Lin, and after only one glance, she exclaimed: "Ji Lin, what's wrong with your face? Why is it so red? ? Do you have any allergies? Do you need me to take you to the hospital?"
Ji Lin gritted her teeth, Bai Duanduan's expression was too frank, she didn't realize what she had caused, and Ji Lin knew very well that she did it unintentionally, it wasn't any deliberate teasing or well-prepared trap He approached cautiously, but because of knowing this, Ji Lin felt that Bai Duanduan was even more hateful.
This woman is really toxic, very, very toxic.
—
It's just that Bai Duanduan didn't know what Ji Lin was thinking at all, she was even a little complacent about her behavior just now, helping Ji Lin take away the cat hair looked very warm and friendly, acting exactly like a grateful neighbor who was full of gratitude. Simply perfect!
She was full and was about to go home after thanking Ji Lin, when she heard a knock on Ji Lin's door.
"Ji Lin, open the door!"
Hearing this voice, Rong Sheng was right. Since the two of them have an appointment, it's time to leave the scene by themselves.
Bai Duanduan glanced at Ji Lin: "Then I..."
As a result, before Bai Duanduan finished saying "gone", Ji Lin dragged her back almost rudely. He glanced at Bai Duanduan, and then calmly said: "You hide in my room, Rong Sheng will only enter the study to discuss the case with me, and will never enter my bedroom."
"ah?"
Just when Bai Duanduan was puzzled, the knocking on the door became more intensive, and the painting style began to change—
"Ji Lin, don't hide inside and keep quiet, I know you are at home, open the door, open the door, come and open the door for me!"
…
Rong Sheng was probably bored of waiting, and started to possess Aunt Xue outside, shouting more and more vigorously, and if Ji Lin didn't open the door again, he was going to rap on the spot, and then improvised another bbox posture.
Ji Lin frowned, and now he gave Bai Duandan an ultimatum: "There is no time, quickly hide in the room."
"oh oh… "
Ji Lin lowered his voice and said solemnly: "Hide well, don't come out, the bedroom is a suite with a toilet."
"OK!"
I don't know whether he was affected by Rong Sheng's exaggerated style of painting, or he was infected by the sense of urgency of running out of time. Bai Duanduan was also somewhat logically confused for a while, and Ji Lin's expression in front of him was too extreme. Calmness and calmness gave people a sense of convincing for no reason, which made Bai Duanduan subconsciously feel that his plan was correct. In the current situation, he should really hide in his room immediately.
It was only when Bai Duanduan really hid in Ji Lin's bedroom, and heard Ji Lin open the door to welcome Rong Sheng outside, that she suddenly slowed down a bit belatedly—
Why the hell are you hiding? ?
The current plot looks like Rong Sheng is Ji Lin's big wife, and I am the mistress who has an unethical love affair with Ji Lin, a scumbag. Now the big house catches the rape, in order to avoid being violently beaten by the big house, so I have to Don't hide? In case Rong Sheng rushed into the room, would he have to find an outside air conditioner to hide? But recently I seem to have eaten a little too much and gained weight, can the external unit of the air conditioner still carry my weight
Bai Duanduan looked at Ji Lin's completely indifferent room, his thoughts started to gallop like a wild horse...
—
Bai Duanduan in the bedroom is thinking deeply about life, and Rong Sheng outside the bedroom is also planning to think about life.
He stared dumbfounded at the dishes left on Ji Lin's dinner table, he was so shocked that he wanted to doubt his life: "Ji Lin?! Did you have a fever and burned your brain, or did I have a fever and hallucination? You actually cooked by yourself?!" Rong Sheng exclaimed, "Didn't you say that cooking is a waste of time, and it's not cost-effective at all. According to your rate, you will lose nearly 20,000 yuan for a meal, so you would rather eat takeaway than cook for the rest of your life?" ?”
"Oh, just thinking about it, men should be nicer to themselves." Ji Lin pursed his lips, glanced at Rong Sheng, and said in a calm tone, "I reconsidered, lawyers are an experienced job, there is no such thing as a lawyer. The older you get, the less valuable it is, and even with the accumulation of experience, the rate will only increase, so from this perspective, I live long enough to be more cost-effective."
He rolled his eyes and came to a conclusion very naturally: "Eating takeout all the time, waste oil, is bad for the stomach, easy to die early, not economical, and it's not impossible to cook by yourself occasionally."
Rong Sheng nodded in conviction, he seemed to have fully accepted Ji Lin's reason, but just salivated at the dishes on the table: "I admire your cooking skills, since you decided to treat yourself better, how about Would it be better for me to be together? Anyway, you have to cook, so can I stay and eat together at noon?"
It's a pity that what greeted him was Ji Lin's ruthless: "No."
"Why?!"
"Because I'm a lawyer, not a chef, and I don't cook for others." Ji Lin gave Rong Sheng a cold look, "Also, why are you here today?" He glanced at his watch, "I'll be there in a quarter of an hour." conference call."
This is a subtle eviction order, but Rong Sheng didn't care at all, as soon as he mentioned what happened when he came here today, he complained: "Hey, don't mention it, I was just escorted by my parents to go on a blind date, it was too miserable Yes! It was the first meeting, and the woman told me that she wanted to go to Tahiti for honeymoon and wedding in Bali. The diamond ring should be Tiffany’s, which must be more than one carat. I plan to have two children, and I have already thought about where to buy a house in the school district for the children, and I am so enthusiastic about me, as if I want to eat me alive... I was so scared that the shit was gone, I quickly thought of a reason and left."
Rong Sheng was really distressed today, but he also found that Ji Lin was obviously a little absent-minded when he confided to him today, but Rong Sheng himself was depressed enough, and thought that Ji Lin was probably busy with work, so he didn't care. Telling about his tragic experience with all his might—
"However, that woman's father and my father are good brothers who are begging for help. I can't directly refuse like other blind date partners. Now my strategy is to deal with it coldly. I will never take the initiative to ask the other party. The other party will not go out when they ask me out. After waiting In a week or two, if she still doesn't give up, I'll claim that I fell in love at first sight, fell in love and got a girlfriend quickly, and then I took my girlfriend and my parents to dinner... "
When Rong Sheng said this, the absent-minded Ji Lin finally raised his head and gave him a look: "Where are you going to quickly find a girlfriend in a week or two?"
"Good question!" Rong Sheng blinked, "I decided to find a fake one, take a few more photos on Moments and post some photos of love and affection that only the other party can see, and take them out to attend my family's party when necessary, and give money. Done!"
"Even if you find a fake one, to convince your parents, first of all, you need to have a legitimate job, and your social status should not be too low; second, this job must have an intersection with you, which can reasonably explain your encounter; third, You need to be pretty and have a good figure, otherwise you can’t explain love at first sight; fourth, the most important thing is to have a good temperament. There are many beautiful women, but there are very few beautiful women with good temperament. If your parents want to meet, this person needs Talkative, high emotional intelligence, able to deal with all kinds of questioning from your father... "
Just as Ji Lin was about to snort "Where did you find it", Rong Sheng interrupted him——
"I've already thought of someone! They all match!"
Ji Lin was not interested in this at all, he frowned, glanced at his closed bedroom door without any trace, then looked at his watch, and began to hint: "Rong Sheng, my conference call is about to here we go."
It's a pity that Rong Sheng was unmoved at all, his eyes lit up and he took up the topic he just said—
"Bai Duanduan! She fits everything!"
Ji Lin was stunned for a moment, and then calmly said: "That also depends on her being willing to give you a casual fake girlfriend at the expense of her reputation for a few dollars."
"Absolutely!" Rong Sheng was even happier when he said this, "I've found out that since she came to our office, she has already pretended to be a girlfriend for three single male colleagues in the office! The price is clearly marked! Five hundred yuan per hour! The friendship price can be discounted by 20%! Last time, Yang Fan was dumped by a money-worshiping blind date girl, saying that he could never find a girlfriend of his level in this life, and it was because the toad wanted to eat swan meat, so Yang Fan invited her Bai Duanduan, crushing the audience! The girly nose of the blind date is crooked; and Yu Chao, who was secretly told by his relatives that he couldn't find a partner, ended up bringing Bai Duanduan to the relatives gathering last time, and there has been no gossip since then Oh, it's said that his shameless big cousin wanted to tease Bai Duanduan to pry the corner of the wall when he was not around... "
"..."
For some reason, Rong Sheng always felt that Ji Lin's complexion seemed to be getting worse and worse. He glanced at Rong Sheng: "I don't think your plan is very good."
"Why?"
"Because Bai Duanduan is in the legal circle, she will definitely solve it internally in the future, find a partner in the legal circle, then those idiots on LAWXOXO who don't know the truth will spread again, Bai Duanduan kicked you and found someone else So-and-so, although it is not true, but if it spreads like this, you will lose face in the legal circle in the future, everyone will look down and see you, it seems that you are inferior to other men." Speaking of this, Ji Lin looked at it Rong Sheng glanced, "You know, for a man, this actually hurts his self-esteem."
Rong Sheng was completely carried away by Ji Lin's logic for a while. He didn't even think about asking why Bai Duanduan would find an internal solution in the legal circle. He just thought what Ji Lin said was too reasonable. Who said Ji Lin How about being indifferent to yourself? As expected, the only person he loves is himself. Look, he, who never puts customers off, has clearly arrived at the time of the conference call, but because of his distress, he didn't drive himself away at all, and even thoughtfully analyzed the pros and cons for himself. Come.
What is friendship? This is friendship!
Rong Sheng immediately took Ji Lin's hand: "Thank you, brother! After all, you still think deeply! But if you say you won't look for Bai Duanduan, then who should I look for?! I really can't think of any candidate, after much deliberation Still have to find her."
Ji Lin said expressionlessly: "I don't need her. I have another candidate."
"who?"
"Me." Ji Lin said calmly, "Take me there, and tell your parents that you have been very distressed recently, and you suddenly don't feel the same about women. It seems that I am the best, no I know what's wrong with me, I'm a little confused."
Rong Sheng:? ?
"In this way your father will understand. Don't worry, the family ugliness should not be exposed. Not only will he not say it, but he will also help you find a decent reason to reject the daughter of the brother-in-law. In addition, it will also prevent him from continuing to torment you. The possibility of the blind date game, I am afraid that it will stimulate you to run to the other camp completely, and it will give you enough space for you to think about it and return to the right path. Finally, because of this kind of foreshadowing, you will bring girlfriends of any background When you go home, your dad won't object anymore, as long as it's a woman, alive, he can smile from ear to ear."
?
Sounds weird but does it make sense
Ji Lin added another shot: "I'm usually very busy, but I won't charge you for this kind of thing. It's because I treat you as a brother, so I help give you advice."
Ji Lin is willing to help himself without charge! This is a great kindness! Such self-sacrifice for others, what is there to hesitate! Rong Sheng immediately looked at Ji Lin affectionately, and decided to cherish this friendship!
"Okay, now my conference call really has to start, you go."
"Understood! Thank you brother!"
Just as Ji Lin had finished dealing with Rong Sheng, it was a coincidence that his cell phone rang, it was a client, he signaled to Rong Sheng, then turned and went to the study to answer the phone.
Rong Shengben was standing at the door, ready to put on his shoes and leave, but suddenly remembered that he had lent a book to Ji Lin last time, and wanted to come back to read it this afternoon when he had nothing to do. According to what he knew about Ji Lin, his book It is usually placed by the bedside in the bedroom. Rong Sheng called Ji Lin, but the other party obviously didn't hear him. He thought about it, and he knew Ji Lin so well. He would occasionally go to Ji Lin's bedroom to take an afternoon nap. For a book, he would go in and get it by himself. Let's go.
Rong Sheng just opened Ji Lin's bedroom door, and then...
Then he and Bai Duanduan in the door looked at each other.
Almost subconsciously, Rong Sheng apologized immediately: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I went wrong!" Then he left the room and quickly closed the door.
A second later, he finally realized—
"Ji Lin!!! You fucking explain to me!!! Why is Bai Duanduan in your room?!"
Now I understand everything! Fuck friendship! go fuck bro!
In his grief and anger, Rong Sheng finally uttered a qualified Dafang line: "So you got together with Bai Duanduan behind my back! Ji Lin, you have deceived me so much!"
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[Small theater] with witty remarks from readers
Ji Lin, male, hobbies: making money, scolding Lin Hui, cooking, washing dishes and raising tigers.
[Small Theater] by reader JinJin
Ji Lin: Doctor, do you think I'm doing well
Doctor: The poison has penetrated into the skin and flesh, and it will soon be fatal. If the toxicity is too strong, it may be impossible to recover.
Ji Lin: Is there any way to delay the onset of toxicity? I haven't gotten the limited edition bag my mom asked for next season.
Doctor: I have a medicine here that can delay the onset of toxicity, but the side effects during the course of treatment will make the patient feel depressed, quite uncomfortable and even doubt life.
Ji Lin: What is it
Doctor: The name of the drug is "Lin Hui's Ex-Girlfriend", you should think about it.
[Small Theater] by Reader Moonlight
Before Ji Par sees the case: We don't accept this kind of case
After: Please let me join! I'll cook you breakfast for a month!
Before breakfast: I don't want to get up early
After: Please let me eat!
Before Ji par saw Duanduan Eat and Broadcast: I won’t do it if I reimburse you
After: Please let me watch you eat!
[Small Theater] by reader DanshengG
at first
Ji Lin "No, it's impossible"
later
Ji Lin "A man's superiority depends on his cooking skills"
[The past two days have been haggard because of the three-dimensional matter, so the update is a little shorter. When I adjust my mood tonight, hurry up and return to the big fat chapter as soon as possible, bow]