In the golden autumn of October, two "single and promising" young men in Zhikun Law Firm faced a difficult task: to accompany the boss to pick up the bride.
Chen Hui was dissatisfied with the fact that he had to work overtime to be the best man on the National Day. On the morning of the wedding day, he and Liu Mao went to Xu Huaisong to buy a new house in the downtown area of Hangzhou. With five times the salary, he happily said that he is welcome to find him to do this kind of work more in the future.
In the end, of course, Xu Huaisong gave him a sharp look: "In the future? How about another golden wedding anniversary for the fiftieth anniversary, and as long as you are still single, I will invite you to be the best man."
Chen Hui, who was severely stabbed in the heart, closed his eyes in pain.
Zhou Jun, who was also the best man, smiled.
Liu Mao bumped Chen Hui with his elbow: "Don't disappoint Xu Lv's expectations of you, I won't be able to accompany you when the time comes."
"Brother Mao," Chen Hui boldly teased him, "You are the oldest in our best man group, so you should be the most anxious to get out of the list?"
Liu Mao gave a dissatisfied "tsk".
The fourth best man sitting on the other side of the sofa finally couldn't listen anymore and let out a long sigh.
The two looked at Zhao Yi in unison, and heard him sighing in a very mature way: "You two brothers, don't laugh at the fifty steps. They say that the young don't work hard, and the boss is sad. Didn't you know how to plan for a rainy day when you were in school?" ?”
The two stagnate. Xu Huaishi next to Zhao Yi raised her hand and gave him a chestnut: "Is this the way to prepare for a rainy day? Do you think that everyone is like you, patronizing and flirting with girls in school?"
Zhao Yi choked.
Liu Mao sighed and counterattacked: "It seems that classmate Xiao Zhao will also be strict with his wife in the future."
Xu Huaisong, who was sitting in the middle, suddenly joined the battle: "What do you mean by 'also'?"
"Whoever takes the right seat means that's what that person thinks."
Xu Huaishi said with a smile: "Brother, don't struggle, or I will call my sister-in-law, and you will tell the phone that you are not a strict wife. Let's see if this marriage will be successful today?"
Xu Huaisong looked at her expressionlessly: "Don't come pick up your sister-in-law with me later."
"Why, Mom gave me the task of carrying the copper stove!"
Zhao Yi explained for Xu Huaisong: "You can see for yourself where your elbow is going. When the time comes, you will fall with the wind, and we won't be punished by the bridesmaids?"
Xu Huaishi glared at him: "It's you who are the only ones, you can stand in my brother's way for a while, do you hear me?"
Zhao Yi said "oh", lowered his head and said in a low voice, "I blocked for your brother today, and I don't know who will block for me in the future..."
When the auspicious time came, a group of people got into the wedding car and arrived at Ruan's house in the suburbs. It took half an hour just to get in.
The Ruan family's relatives were in a row, a group of children blocked the door begging for sweets, Xu Huaisong handed out red envelopes like handing out leaflets, while Zhao Yi yelled: "Don't worry, don't worry, everyone has something, and money can solve it." Problems are not problems!"
Xu Huaishi supported her forehead with a headache.
The group managed to go upstairs, but there was an answering board at the stairs on the second floor. Shen Mingying appeared wearing a bridesmaid dress and said, "If you want to see the bride, do the question and answer first! Go upstairs if you get the right answer, and thirty push-ups if you get the wrong answer."
Zhao Yi waved his hand in a small gesture: "Brothers, you answer the questions, and I will do the push-ups!"
Chen Hui glanced at him: "You little brother, can you speak? Brother Song can still answer wrong questions?"
Xu Huaisong didn't say anything, feeling that it wasn't certain.
Seeing his unsure expression, Liu Mao quietly tugged on his sleeve: "What's the question, she didn't talk to you?"
Xu Huaisong actually thought that while Ruan Yu was taking a bath a few days ago, he stole the topic from her laptop, finally passed five tests and successfully opened an encrypted file, only to see a word interface with a line with the initial number in bold font : Those who see this line of text are shameful.
Shameful, he was condemned by his conscience, and he didn't have the nerve to ask her to vent the question.
The bridesmaids behind Shen Mingying began to urge the groom to choose a topic, asking him to pick a number from one to ten.
Xu Huaisong said "seven".
Shen Mingying opened the answering board: "Excuse me, the groom, from the back door of Suzhou No. 1 Middle School, Class 39, to the front door of Class 30, how many grids have the floor tiles crossed?"
Zhao Yi was taken aback for a moment, and was already lying down and getting ready for push-ups.
Xu Huaisong blinked and looked at Xu Huaishi.
"Brother, don't look at me, Zhao Yi and I are in the seventh class, besides, who is full enough to count the tiles on the floor?"
Xu Huaisong blinked again, then looked at Zhou Jun again.
"No, Huai Song... Although I'm in Class Nine, I don't have a crush in Class Ten."
The bridesmaids have begun the countdown.
Xu Huaisong thought for a while, and when they counted to "three", he said, "Twenty-three."
This time it was Shen Mingying's turn to be stunned, she glanced at the answer and said, "Is this also correct?"
Xu Huaisong smiled: "It's not that I was fooled, it was because I was full back then."
Zhao Yi got up: "Brother Song, what was your appetite just now?"
"Answer too quickly, and she will have no sense of accomplishment."
"..."
Everyone collectively touched their arms to soothe their goosebumps.
Xu Huaishi sighed and turned to Zhao Yi: "Learn a bit."
After successfully going up to the bride's room on the third floor, Xu Huaishi saw Ruan Yu sitting on the bed wearing a red wedding dress, and said "Wow", "Sister-in-law, how could my brother marry such a fairy like you!"
Ruan Yu looked at Xu Huaisong, who was standing upright holding a bouquet, and said with a smile, "Isn't this not married yet?"
Here, Shen Mingying started talking again: "That's right, to pick up someone, first find the bride's shoes!" As she spoke, she took out her mobile phone and started counting, "Two shoes, within this room, five minutes."
All the groomsmen dispersed in a rush, each of them rummaged in a corner.
Only Xu Huaisong stood motionless in front of Ruan Yu's bed.
Shen Mingying looked at him: "If you're so inactive, you don't want to marry Yu Yu?"
He smiled faintly: "They search with their hands, but I use my eyes."
Ruan Yu became angry when he saw that he was holding the winning ticket: "Do you dare to try to find it in two minutes?"
Xu Huaisong said "Oh", and planned to put the water on for two minutes, chatting with her: "Is the seventh question the easiest?"
"how do you know?"
"Because last year when you asked me to do the practice test mock papers, I chose the seventh set. Normally speaking, I should think that you may have set a trap in the seventh question, so avoid it."
"Then you this time?"
"I still chose seven."
Chicken thief.
Ruan Yu gave him a gouging look, then turned around and saw Zhao Yi pointing to her bag on the bedside table and asking, "Sister, can you turn over your bag?"
She blinked blankly.
Zhao Yi knew everything in his heart: "I found it! There is one in the bag."
Xu Huaisong looked down at his watch and realized that only a minute and a half had passed: "It's not my fault."
Ruan Yu snorted, "Isn't there another one?"
There is also a shoe that is really missing.
Several people rummaged through boxes and cabinets, and even drilled under the bed, but they didn't find any trace.
Until the last thirty seconds, Xu Huaisong looked at his watch and said to the groomsmen, "Don't even look for it."
Ruan Yu knew that he was going to lose again when he saw his determined expression, and sure enough, he looked at another bridesmaid with a long skirt reaching the floor beside Shen Mingying, and said, "There is another bridesmaid tied to that lady's leg, Whoever is convenient, take it."
The girl wasn't shy when she was discovered, she smiled and lifted the hem of her skirt: "I will be responsible after taking it out."
Zhao Yi immediately leaned close to Xu Huaishi: "Brother Song, I have a master, it's not convenient!"
Chen Hui's face was already red: "This, this is not good..."
Zhou Jun scratched his head: "Or Liu Lu should go."
Liu Mao glanced at the girl on the opposite side with a face of "take it if you have the ability", showing a vigilant expression.