Quotations from Sister Ling: You go to visit Teacher Yu's class, but you can't get in. Teacher Yu wants to visit your class, but you can't.
Qiao Jingjing: It doesn't exist!
In life, there are always some last resorts. For example, to actually act with someone who "the whole world knows you're not getting along".
Of course, even if the whole world knows, in front of everyone, the play that should be played still has to be played. It's just that the other party is a bit exaggerated. As soon as they met on the set, the other party rushed up and hugged her enthusiastically, "Jingjing, I miss you so much, hey~ Your skin has been good recently."
Qiao Jingjing is so angry! How could she have seen a single pimple in ten thousand years
Although he was caught off guard, how could Qiao Jingjing lose in such a hypocritical matter? Her backhand was a firmer hug, full of enthusiasm, "Qi Qi, I miss you so much, dear, have you lost weight recently?"
emmmm~~~
The other party is a famous fat physique...
Since everyone is such a hypocritical female star, the filming is of course very lively. After more than half a month of filming, there are all kinds of dark tides.
Therefore, when Xiao Zhu learned that Teacher Yu was actually coming to visit the class, the whole person began to worry. Of course, it's good for Teacher Yu to come to visit the class. He has also visited other Jingjing crews before, but this time is different. The wealthy boyfriend of the opposite family just came to visit the class a few days ago. He drove several cars in a particularly ostentatious manner.
How can Teacher Yu defeat others
It happens that his own artist is still very happy, and he doesn't realize the problem at all.
On the morning of the visit, in the dressing room, when the makeup artist left, Xiao Zhu couldn't help but ask, "Aren't you worried about Teacher Yu coming?"
Qiao Jingjing glanced at her inexplicably, "What are you worried about? There is no kiss scene in this show."
Xiao Zhu: "..."
It's too scary, even the most basic comparison of female stars is gone!
"Why is Teacher Yu suddenly coming here?"
"I don't know. He just told me the day before yesterday that he would be arriving at noon today, and he wouldn't say where he was." Qiao Jingjing was a little suspicious that he had a job nearby, so she couldn't tell her out of confidentiality. Will it be in this desert too? Don't they often do experiments in places like the Great Gobi
But she didn't tell Xiao Zhu about these guesses.
"He arrives around eleven o'clock. I'm mostly filming. You wait for him outside."
Xiao Zhu still couldn't help: "Then do you want Teacher Yu to bring something for everyone in the crew? Who's boyfriend brought so much last time, we can ask Sister Ling for reimbursement."
Qiao Jingjing: "...Why do you love comparisons so much at such a young age!"
Xiao Zhu: "..."
Obviously, you yourself always say that you must be more beautiful than the other party!
"Last time, Zhou Xiaoqi's boyfriend was a bit exaggerated. In fact, the director was a little unhappy, didn't you see it?"
Xiao Zhu shook her head honestly, and she just went to grab food and drink, after all, the other side's things are free to earn.
"It's disturbing the filming. If it happens again, he will definitely blow up, so it's best for Teacher Yu to come quietly and leave quietly."
Qiao Jingjing adjusted the color of her lower lip, turned the chair around, and said in a serious tone, "Usually when I ask you if I look better than her or anything, it's just a joke, don't take it seriously. Do you know how to compare works? Boyfriend, what's the style. My teacher Yu is so smart, excellent, handsome, and handsome, did I take it out to crush others? No! Because being strong is the most important thing."
Qiao Jingjing poured a lot of chicken soup into the little assistant, and then boasted about her boyfriend. She was a little thirsty, took a sip of hot water, and happily concluded her statement—"So I'm better than her!"
… If not for the last sentence, I was almost persuaded by her.
But in fact it is a comparison, and it is the most superficial thing. If Teacher Yu came empty-handed, he would definitely be told secretly.
I really don't want to see Assistant Zhou Xiaoqi's proud face!
With this kind of worry in mind, Xiao Zhu ran out of the shed from time to time to see if there was a car coming. It is unscientific to wait outside for a long time when the sun is hot in the desert.
When he rushed out for the tenth time, he finally saw an off-road vehicle with some vicissitudes appearing at the end of his line of sight. Xiao Zhu immediately climbed to a slightly higher place and waved.
The SUV saw her and drove straight towards her, stopping firmly beside her. The car door opened and the people in the car got out. Xiao Zhu was about to say hello, but when he saw the person coming, he stopped in tongues.
This, is this Teacher Yu
Why did he suddenly dress up? !
The man who jumped from the off-road vehicle was wearing high-top military boots, trousers tucked into the military boots, long straight legs, a camouflage jacket and sunglasses. In fact, it is the most common sunscreen and sandproof dress in the desert, but I don't know how it got to him, but he has a handsome and uninhibited cool atmosphere.
Of course, Teacher Yu was always handsome, but now he is different!
In the cry of Xiao Zhu's soul, Yu Tu took his long legs and walked in front of her, took off his sunglasses, and smiled at her, "Xiao Zhu, long time no see."
At this moment, Xiao Zhu only had two words in his heart - win.
It's useless for my boyfriend to come with 10,000 teams. Teacher Yu's long-legged military boots kill everything in seconds.
Xiao Zhu swept away all his worries, and happily took people inside, and sure enough, he attracted countless attention along the way. Qiao Jingjing was playing against the director, standing in front of the monitor and discussing something with the director from time to time watching the script.
Yu Tuben and Xiao Zhu quietly stood aside.
After a while, the director closed the script, "Try this first."
Qiao Jingjing nodded and walked towards the camera, when she saw Yu Tu, her eyes lit up, but she immediately calmed down and stood under the camera.
"The first shot of the eighteenth scene of "Yellow Sand"!"
"Clap" sound.
The scene was suddenly silent.
This scene was shot three times before the director signaled ok. Qiao Jingjing calmly went to the director to see the effect, and then walked towards Yu Tu calmly. It's a pity that he couldn't bear it any longer after taking two steps, ran over quickly, and crashed into Yu Tu's arms with a suit of sand.
"On the way."
Yu Tu caught her steadily, and for a moment it seemed that his whole body was filled, but then there was a sigh in his heart. They hadn't seen each other for more than a month since the last time they met, but unfortunately this time he came and went in a hurry.
The two lost their love for a while, and Xiao Zhu coughed again and again, trying to use his unremarkable body to help them block the eyes of everyone in the crew.
Qiao Jingjing broke free from Yu Tu's arms, greeted the director, and took Yu Tu to her resting place.
"Why did you only tell me the day before yesterday? I didn't have time to make arrangements. The crew's announcements were scheduled a few days in advance, and there was no way to change them."
"I just set the time the day before yesterday."
Qiao Jingjing walked upside down and spoke to him, "Do you have a mission nearby? If it's not convenient for you to answer, you don't need to answer."
The mission was over, but Yu Tu was able to answer her, "Yes, it was just over yesterday and evacuated this morning."
"Also in this desert?"
"Two hundred kilometers further in."
Two hundred kilometers~ In fact, it is already considered a very close distance between the two of them, but unfortunately I still can't see them. Qiao Jingjing's mood was a little down, but she quickly regained her spirits.
"Then you can watch me perform in the afternoon. The performance in the afternoon is quite fun. Then, when I finish work, we will play nearby, which is considered a public-funded desert tour."
"Jingjing." Yu Tu's voice was a little apologetic, "I have to get to the airport at six o'clock in the evening and go back to Beijing with my colleagues."
Qiao Jingjing was startled and stopped, "Are you leaving today?"
"yes."
Qiao Jingjing stopped talking, went to the lounge, closed the door, and silently plunged her head into Yu Tu's arms. Yu Tu hugged her and sighed. "Sorry."
"I'm sorry, I'm busy too."
After being quiet for a while, Qiao Jingjing said angrily, "After the filming is over, I will rest for two months."
"Okay, I should be free at that time."
"real?"
"At least you don't have to travel."
Qiao Jingjing felt better, "You haven't eaten lunch yet, I'll ask Xiao Zhu to get us two lunches."
Yu Tu looked at the time and said, "I'm not busy, let's get down to business first."
business... what business
Before Qiao Jingjing was completely free from her depressed mood, he made her face red. She is still wearing acting makeup, she is dirty, how can she do business, and she can't wash off even if she continues to act in the afternoon... Teacher Yu Why are the tastes so wild and role-playing
Qiao Jingjing's brain hole was racing, and Ai Ai said, "But I have two more scenes in the afternoon."
Yu Tu said, "I can do it alone."
Qiao Jingjing: "???"
An hour later, Qiao Jingjing squatted in a corner with a boxed lunch and watched Yu Tu fiddle with an iron lump with a blank expression.
Oh, two. One of them has been tied to a pole and erected.
The assistant director observed for a while, then came over and asked, "Jingjing, is this your friend?"
"No." Qiao Jingjing said ruthlessly, "It's the maintenance master I invited."
Deputy director:"???"
He ran away in confusion. Not long after, the director walked over with his hands behind his back with great style. He coughed and Yu Tu and Jingjing stood up together to greet him.
"Continue." He squatted down curiously, "What is this pretending to be?"
"Signal booster." Yu Tu replied.
The director didn't hear clearly for a while: "What?" Then he suddenly said, "Oh, I see, I remember we pretended? Xiao Huang, right?"
I don't know when I nodded vigorously to the assistant director who came over, "It's installed, but it still doesn't work. The signal grid looks better than before, but it's actually useless."
"Well, Jingjing told me." Yu Tu explained while debugging the equipment, "This equipment is mixed in the market, the quality of the equipment you bought may not be very good, remember to dismantle it later, the host with poor quality is useless, right Base station interference is also relatively large.”
The assistant director was dumbfounded, but it didn't matter, "Then you can do this?"
"It should be possible." Yu Tu entrusted a professional friend to buy this set of equipment and sent it to the local guide of their test team. When he bought it, he was not sure if he had time to come, but fortunately he still took the time.
After adjusting for a while, Yu Tu said, "Okay."
"I'll try it." The assistant director immediately took out his phone and tried it, and a minute later said in surprise, "It's really much better."
"Yo." The director was also surprised, "Thank you for helping us solve a big problem."
"You're welcome, I'm also doing it for myself." Yu Tu smiled slightly, then turned to Qiao Jingjing and said, "The signals from you here are really delaying my sleep."
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Title: Just ate two funny melons
Content: lz friends in the circle of friends, recently with a group, two female protagonists a and b, they have always been at odds, a's last movie was a big hit, but b has always been a girl, of course they will be together It's because of the leader. Then B's boyfriend went to visit the class a while ago. The battle was very exaggerated. He brought a Japanese chef, a barbecue chef, a spicy hot soup chef to make it on the spot. There are high-end and down-to-earth ones. There is also a beverage cart, can you believe it? The place where they filmed is very remote, it's really not easy to do this, in short, it's very proud.
Then yesterday, a's boyfriend also came to visit the class, he came quietly, drove a very old off-road car alone, and didn't bring anything to eat and drink, but! Please allow the landlord to express it with 80,000 exclamation marks! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
He made everyone's cell phone signal full! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I said earlier that they were filming in a very remote location, the signal was very poor, and the phone calls were often dropped, let alone the Internet. What kind of equipment did he bring? lz didn't quite understand it, anyway, the signal was much better after doing it.
It is said that the entire crew was moved to tears.
When he left, the big guide also stuffed something for him to eat on the way 2333333~~~
what is this called...
knowledge is power
1l: Lou Lou, you are too good at decoding, right
2l: I laughed for three minutes, and it really unfolded. Isn't zxq pissed off
6l: Is qjj's boyfriend the one from the space agency? Really talented hahahahaha, rolling and laughing. When people visit the class to send food and drink, he sends signals.
8l: On behalf of myself, I said that I could not eat Japanese food or barbecue, but there must be a signal!
10l: I want a signal too hahaha.
16l: Landlord, I want to know how zxq reacts
27l: I said, didn't you notice the sugar? qjj's boyfriend went with the device, so he came prepared, and he traveled all the way to make his girlfriend's signal better so that he could easily contact him. Science and engineering men are so romantic that I'm already crying sweetly.
28l: Sweet cry 10086