This is how Qiao Jingjing's residential life began.
On the first day, live an active life, do housework, arrange flowers, exercise, make tea, read in the sun (emphasis: sunscreen), study recipes, and feel that the soul has been sublimated. The only downfall was cooking a horrible dinner with someone.
The next day, I still lived an active life and changed the recipe that I felt was reliable, but I still cooked an unsightly dinner with someone.
On the third day, let’s change another recipe. Anyway, I bought a lot ╮(╯▽╰)╭
On the fourth day, I was hit and didn't want to live an active life anymore. I slept and played games on my mobile phone... I ate noodles at night...
On the fifth day, Mr. Yu actually worked overtime. Did he want to escape from reality? … came back with their canteen burritos, delicious!
Day 6: Go to Guan's house to cook dinner, get some cooking tips from Mrs. Guan, and get the promise of Mrs. Guan's remote guidance.
On the sixth day, it was finally barely enough to eat! Go to a movie to celebrate.
On the seventh day, the online shopping of pillows, slippers, fluffy carpets, tablecloths, tableware, teacups, etc. arrived, and the soft and cute index of Teacher Yu's house increased by 100%!
On the eighth day, the scales bought by Taobao also arrived... ? ? ? Why are you still fat
"Control your weight, if you don't pay attention, you can gain ten pounds if you stay at home for two months." Sister Ling said bitterly over the phone.
"Impossible, Mr. Yu really has no talent for cooking, and I can't eat fat. His arrogant self-confidence has been knocked down, you know? I'm puffy, and I went to his colleague's house the day before yesterday to get revenge. I've eaten too much and haven't digested it yet." Qiao Jingjing assured her.
Damn, I ate too much the day before yesterday and didn't digest it. Sister Ling didn't bother to care about her. She remembered and asked, "Did you go to his colleague's house? His colleague knows that he is in a relationship with you?"
"I know, I went to visit a few times before, and I told you."
"Oh, remember, you asked me to bring skin care products from Hong Kong, do other colleagues know about it?"
"I shouldn't know, and no one asked him, so he couldn't take the initiative to say it."
Sister Ling "hehe" laughed twice, "I remembered a post that I forgot to post to you last time."
Soon she sent a link on WeChat, and Qiao Jingjing clicked on it.
Title: My cousin works in Shanghai Aerospace, so I gossip and understand.
Content: The landlord's cousin graduated from Harbin Institute of Technology, and then worked in Shanghai Aerospace. The landlord went to Shanghai to play. My cousin invited me to dinner when I was free. It's been a long time since my cousin was thirty. Everyone started to swipe their phones, and then I swiped other Xiaohua's romances, and suddenly I remembered qjj, isn't her boyfriend from Shanghai Aerospace? Immediately excited, I asked him if he had heard of it. As a result, my cousin was shocked and said no, he didn't know at all, and then the landlord showed him the photos taken by passers-by. The cousin said that he could see what it was, whether he was wearing a mask or his back, and the landlord had an idea. I found the video of the game at station B, and my cousin actually knew it! Said that this is not the so-and-so from 80x! But he doesn't know people, but we finally have a topic, thanks qjj!
1l: Catch the landlord, please expand the details, what are you talking about? Your cousin didn't know that at all before? So no one in their unit knows about it
3l: He really doesn't know, but their unit is very large and there are many research institutes. Qiao Jingjing's boyfriend is 80x, and my cousin is not in the same place as him. Then my cousin is very technical, so I don't usually care.
9l: Spreading hands, I thought it had already spread all over the place.
10l: There are really a lot of people in the Aerospace Academy upstairs, in units of 10,000, tens of thousands of people, and if they are not in an institute, I don’t know if it’s really normal.
17l: Actually, except for those who pay special attention to entertainment gossip, I don’t know much about it. My classmates were surprised when they heard me last time.
This love affair is really low-key... It's just that there is discussion on the forum, and there is no movement on Weibo at all.
31l: Yes, their work unit is very busy. They often call for a hundred days of work. There are many people and frequent business trips, so they don't care much about gossip. But my cousin knows this person, and he can say his name 2333333 by watching the video.
38l: I'm curious, how did your cousin know about her boyfriend? Since not in one place.
3 Does your cousin know that he is because he is handsome
49l: I asked my cousin the same, and my cousin said...
Because he is handsome.
Hahahahaha, I almost sprayed, thinking about it carefully, there are several beauties in our school, I don't know them but I know that if they look good, they will be noticed. My cousin said that the cafeteria at the back of their shop is better, so he often goes there and sees him often. It's too conspicuous. But my cousin said that this person is also very capable, and some teachers are academicians! Is there a true study of God
51l: @[email protected]Academician!
53l: Suddenly, I understand Qiao Jingjing. This is a long-term potential stock.
65l: As superficial as I am, I can understand it just by looking at my face.
66l: So to say that qjj's black, black boyfriend is poor, it's really against his conscience. To be honest, it might be that qjj will touch other people's light in the future.
Qiao Jingjing was climbing the stairs when Sister Ling sent another message.
Sister Ling: The point is 659l.
How can you talk about so many buildings? Qiao Jingjing directly turned to the 659th floor.
659l: The landlord has come to update the follow-up! My cousin said that he met a girl from qjj's boyfriend's office during dinner today, and he knew him after working together (I suspect that my cousin secretly likes others), and then he chatted with them about this (my cousin is actually quite Smart, he said that his cousin asked him about the star--), that girl actually knew, and said that their unit had passed on the video of the game before, but the girl said that it might not be because I heard that he was still on a blind date last year!
The owner was stunned. They all began to wonder if qjj and this student god were really just classmates. . . It seems that it is normal for classmates to meet, eat, eat, watch movies, go to the supermarket, etc.? You see they've never been photographed intimately, right? Haven't been photographed going into the hotel together to go home or something? So everyone has been despising the paparazzi for not chasing, is it wrong to blame the paparazzi? Maybe people chased it and found that it was a classmate who had no idea. . .
Qiao Jingjing: …
Direct screenshots were sent to her classmates.
Yu Tu:…
Yu Tu: Probably the sequelae of the last basketball court joke.
Jingjing: No, I don't believe it, you must have a blind date with someone else!
Jingjing: roll and cry jpg
Yu Tu: Helpless jpg
This helpless expression of smoking against the wall is probably the most emoji that Yu Tu has posted. Qiao Jingjing wanted to laugh when she saw it. But Yu Tu actually disappeared after posting the picture.
Jingjing: What about people
Yu Tu still didn't answer, Qiao Jingjing thought that he might be busy with work, so she stopped talking and went to play with herself.
After a while, Yu Tu called directly. "Kuan is coming back to work, and some of our close colleagues are going to pick him up. I have been too busy last month and have been dragging it out. I just went to organize it, and it will be this Saturday."
"By the way, I said, I will bring my girlfriend."
The dinner time was set at 6 o'clock on Saturday night. At 4 o'clock, Qiao Jingjing started putting on makeup and trying on clothes.
Yu Tu looked at the table below, put down the book in his hand, and reminded, "Jingjing, we should go."
"Wait for another ten minutes and I'll be done right away."
Yu Tu continued to look down and read, "You are the most beautiful without makeup."
"Impossible, I'm getting old doing housework every day at home."
Yu Tu: "...Is it not me who sweeps the floor, mops the floor and washes the dishes every day?"
"But I have to wash vegetables, cook, wash clothes and wipe the dust."
"We cook together." Yu Tu reminded her.
"Hey~~~" Qiao Jingjing was touched by a sad thing, "Why did you get into Tsinghua University and did the five best experiments in a row, but you couldn't make a meal?"
"It shows that cooking is an art, and you should do your best."
"No, I can live by eating vegetable leaves anyway, can you?"
… he can not.
This round was lost on the way.
Ten minutes will come soon, and Yu Tu reminded on time, "It's a quarter past five."
"I'm coming."
Finally, Qiao Jingjing ran out of the room. She wore a loose mid-length sweater, paired with jeans and white shoes, grabbed a loose ball head, her smart eyes flashed, and she was bright and energetic.
"Does it look good? Is it very casual and natural, like no makeup? It's called scheming makeup, and it's very laborious to get it done. You keep urging me."
Yu Tu's eyes stayed on her for a few seconds, then he lowered his head calmly, and said in a casual tone, "Backlight, come closer and have a look."
Qiao Jingjing approached him without a doubt, and before reaching the sofa, she was pulled on her body by force.
"You tricked me into repairing the purifier at your house before, and you wear it like this... scheming makeup?"
Smart straight men with good memory and inferences are so annoying, Qiao Jingjing immediately denied it, "No, I just rubbed five pounds of powder."
"Oh? Doesn't that add up to a hundred pounds, and Sister Ling won't scold you?"
Qiao Jingjing: "..."
I'm so angry, I really want to hit someone.
"I didn't have 95 back then!"
Yu Tu couldn't help laughing, bit her lip, and comforted his girlfriend, "I like it very much."
Qiao Jingjing pushed him, "Don't lose my lipstick, I'm going to be late."
Yu Tu said: "It's too popular now, and it's not scheming enough."
Qiao Jingjing: "...Really?"
"Ok."
... well then... kiss some more...
When the lipstick color finally came up, it was half past five when they set off. On the way, Da Meng called, "Where are you, Lao Yu?"
Yu Tu pressed the speakerphone: "There is a traffic jam, it is estimated that it will be fifteen minutes late."
"Oh, then you can open slowly, and the old gate has not yet arrived. By the way, we just asked about the minimum consumption of the box. There are also a few tables in the lobby, so we will change the lobby to table number 2."
"Let's go back to the box."
"No, it's so particular. Although it's your treat, you don't need to waste it."
"That's right." Yu Tu thought for a while, decided to pass the pot to his girlfriend, and said critically, "My girlfriend is a little squeamish."
Qiao Jingjing: "..."
"Okay then." Yu Tu said so, of course he had to follow him. Before hanging up the phone, Da Meng couldn't help but criticize, "Lao Yu, is it okay for you to say this in front of your sister-in-law?"
Da Meng tossed and changed to the box again. Soon, except for Yu Tu, people arrived one after another. This time, everyone brought their family members, but Da Meng was a single dog. Dameng was very hesitant: "I will be urged to marry when I go home for the New Year this year? When did you guys talk about it? You didn't say a word before, and you have all your family members."
Xiao Hu said embarrassedly, "I just talked about it, so I brought it here."
Just want to hold the forehead closed.
Has the emotional intelligence of their team been taken up by him and Yu Tu, will they speak? Fortunately, the girl next to Xiao Hu didn't seem to think there was any problem at all, and looked very happy with a smile on her face.
Therefore, what kind of lid should go with the pot, someone who is too smart like Yu Tu should leave it to Qiao Jingjing, who has a lot of quirky ideas.
"When did Lao Yu have a girlfriend, the last blind date?"
Guan Zai couldn't help but say, "It was probably when he lied to you on the WeChat applet."
Dameng was stunned: "It's been so long! No, how do you know about the applet?"
Xiao Yin, the only female colleague in the room, said with a smile, "You've been complaining all over the place, have you forgotten?"
Da Meng mumbled, "I didn't tell Lao Guan again."
Guan Zai couldn't help but complain: "Can you give your IQ a little to your EQ, so you can't learn from Yu Tu?"
Da Meng was not convinced: "Lao Yu doesn't have high emotional intelligence. He just called him and said in front of his girlfriend that his girlfriend was squeamish and had to sit in the box."
It's fun, you know? you single dog.
Guan Zai was speechless for a while, and Shen Jing laughed when she heard it, "Don't listen to Yu Tu's nonsense, he shows affection. They came to visit Guan Zai a few times, his girlfriend is very nice, she ordered this hotel, for the sake of Guan Zai. In a place where there are few people and no noise, I specially asked me about the taboos before booking."
Guan Zai didn't know about this before, so when he heard the words, he couldn't help but feel extremely comfortable, and said in a helpful voice, "Excuse me, his girlfriend is indeed not suitable for sitting in the lobby."
Dameng was stunned: "Why?"
Others seemed to remember something, thoughtfully, "Could it be..."
Just as he was talking, the box door was pushed open, and the waiter sounded a little excitedly: "Miss Qiao, your box is here."
The people in the box all looked towards the door instantly, and saw Yu Tu appearing at the door with a particularly familiar girl, and said to everyone, "I'm sorry, we're late."
In fact, the meal was fine, everyone was very calm, and most criticized Yu Tu for hiding it from everyone and Da Meng for adding a few hard dishes after he reacted. Qiao Jingjing didn't talk much during the whole process, mainly focusing on Guan Zai. After eating and leaving, Yu Tu's phone started to explode.
When Qiao Jingjing came out of the bathroom, Yu Tu was still replying to WeChat. Qiao Jing climbed directly onto his lap and brought the phone over.
There have been hundreds of conversations in the group, and Da Meng said the most, one in a few seconds.
Da Meng: Lao Yu, you are high school classmates, haven't you been in love for more than ten years
Da Meng: I think it is possible, I found out today that Lao is a very shrewd person.
Qiao Jingjing couldn't help laughing: "Look at your image in your colleagues' hearts, I call you a liar."
Looking at the WeChat chat records, her thoughts suddenly diverged, "If we were together in high school, what would it be like now?"
Before Yu Tu could answer, she regretted it herself, "Forget it, let's not be together. Then maybe I won't go down this road now, it's definitely not as beautiful as it is now, and it's not interesting now, forget it. never mind."
Yu Tu: "… "
Qiao Jingjing concluded with great satisfaction, "Hey, although it's ten years late, you still have such a beautiful girlfriend. Are you happy? Are you satisfied?"
Yu Tu, who didn't get a chance to speak during the whole process, can say anything, of course, he is satisfied with his actual actions.