You’re My Wonderwall

Chapter 50

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That bike is small, practical and chic.

In order to better demonstrate to the general public, a car model was even specially equipped. The car model sat on the bicycle with a smile on his face. Then he suddenly threw back the bow tie on his chest and pushed the bicycle with a basket rode out—

Enthusiastic cheers erupted all around: "Good car!"

"This car is really nice!"

Lu Yan also whistled: "Not bad."

Xiao Heng: "..."

"Brother said I would take you to eat, so I will take you to eat, eat whatever you want, and eat with your stomach open." Lu Yan put his hand on Xiao Heng's shoulder, and in his hand were two competition certificates. He handed over one and said, "You can apply for it too." Got a name."

Xiao Heng found that his world view was constantly refreshed after he came to District 7. The sign of the big eater on the competition certificate is a big bowl, and now there is 'No. 91 contestant: Xiao Heng' written on the side of the big bowl.

He suppressed the mood to turn away and said, "Thank you."

Lu Yan stuffed the certificate into his hand: "You're welcome."

While talking, Viagra Zhang Xiaohui and the others struggled to move over from the other side: "You two are here too."

"Brother." Lu Yan greeted.

"How is it? How many meals have you been hungry? Are you confident?" Viagra asked.

Lu Yan raised two fingers: "Two days."

"You're not prepared enough," Viagra said, "Xiaohui and I have been on a diet since last week, drink water when we're hungry, and exercise our ability to drink water—"

As soon as Viagra finished speaking, he cast his gaze on Xiao Heng again.

Viagra only wore a pair of hot beach shorts and flip flops, and the residents in the upper and lower areas of the square also wore this kind of dress. At the scene of the Big Eater competition in the lower area, this brother looked out of place.

In formal attire.

Has this hair been cut on purpose

Are you here to participate in the Big Eater or are you going to eat Western food later

Viagra hesitated: "Brother Xiao, you also participate?"

Xiao Heng sighed, and finally couldn't help but secretly raised his hand to touch the back of Lu Yan's neck in retaliation: "I heard that your event is very interesting."

When the word "very" was mentioned, Xiao Heng pinched the back of Lu Yan's neck vigorously.

Lu Yan stood on the square and waited for the game to start before realizing it belatedly. Did he mention Big Eater that day? It seems that I didn't mention it and went to sleep directly

Lu Yan looked at him sideways, leaned closer and said, "You thought you were eating..."

Xiao Heng still put his hand on his neck, and didn't speak.

"You dress like this..."

Xiao Heng still didn't speak.

Lu Yan: "You think I'm going on a date with you?"

Xiao Heng: "Shut up."

Lu Yan: "Really?"

"..."

Lu Yan shouldn't be laughing at this time, but he still couldn't help laughing muffledly, his chin was resting on Xiao Heng's shoulder, and his whole body was shaking from laughing.

Xiao Heng pushed him away: "Are you looking for a fight?"

Lu Yan couldn't stop laughing: "I'll laugh for a while."

Lu Yan got closer, and only then could he smell the very faint scent of perfume on Xiao Heng's body. It was an indescribable smell, and it was a bit cold under the scorching sun.

The people who gathered in the square were residents from various nearby districts from District 1 to District 7. Although District 7 had fallen, at this moment, this group of people actually had a sense of collective honor.

After chatting for a while, Viagra said: "Last year, the person surnamed Huang from District 4 won the first place. This time we must fight back!"

Zhang Xiaohui was so hungry that he didn't even have the energy to speak, so he echoed, "No, no, no, that's right!"

Sister Lan, the former anchorwoman with a big stomach, uttered wild words: "That person can fucking win, it's because I didn't participate last year."

Lu Yan hasn't seen Sister Lan for a while: "How is your shop, sister?"

Speaking of the Taobao store, Sister Lan took him out of her mobile phone and showed him the monthly sales of her store: "The ring is the best seller, just that ring, remember..."

"... I remember." Lu Yan took a pat to remember this, thinking that he really knows how to find topics.

"Someone specifically asked me who the model was," Sister Lan flipped through the comments, "I praised you for having beautiful hands. Look, there are dozens of them. Your advertisement is more effective than what I sell."

Sister Lan said again, "I also asked if you two are really a couple."

Lu Yan wanted to say yes.

Now it is.

Sister Lan invested all the money she earned from live broadcasting in the past few years. She liked to weave bracelets by herself since she was a child. Later, she came to Xiamen from her hometown to work alone. Nested in that small rented house to make accessories, before the live broadcast, I always took the finished things to the night market to set up a stall at night.

Sister Lan's store was indeed selling well. The photo on the store's hot sale was the one taken by Lu Yan and Xiao Heng. Lu Yan was so busy with the smoke that he didn't notice the effect at all.

The atmosphere of the photo is well grasped, and everything from lighting effects to post-production is impeccable.

"Thank you anyway," Sister Lan finally said, "I'm really busy these days, so I'll treat you to dinner another day."

After the simple opening ceremony, all contestants will be seated in order of registration.

Host: "Everyone look for your position according to the entry card—"

Lu Yan and Xiao Heng signed up together, and sat together with numbers. Just as Lu Yan pulled out the chair, he caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye and started to eat Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets in advance, and the person next to him seemed to be an old acquaintance while eating.

Old acquaintance: "Brother, let me tell you, I used to be like you. I used to weigh more than two hundred catties."

The old acquaintance couldn't help but choked up: "I understand, it's not easy for fat people. We fat people always suffer more discrimination than others, but brother has lost weight now, thanks to this magical 28-day diet pill!"

Lu Yan interrupted him: "Brother Dao?"

Scar paused in the hand holding the three Jianweixiaoshi tablets.

"It's really you," Lu Yan said joyfully, "Long time no see, have you started selling diet pills recently?"

"Damn it," Scar didn't feel that 'long time no see' was something worth feeling, "...why did I meet you again?!"

"It's fate."

Scar didn't want to talk, lest something bad happen again.

After Lu Yan sat down, he didn't let him go. He said after a while: "The stomach-strengthening and eliminating food tablets in your hand, give me two too?"

Scar: "..."

Scar: "Why should I give it to you?"

"We are old friends too," Lu Yan reached out to take it by himself, "Share with friends."

"Who is your old friend!"

Scar subconsciously wanted to push Lu Yan's hand away, but before he even touched it, someone grabbed him.

Xiao Heng went to wash his hands just now, and just passed behind Lu Yan when he came back.

"What are you doing in a daze," Xiao Heng said, "Take it."

"Do you want it."

"don't want."

Scar was robbed of the medicine by the two together, and broke down: "Are you bandits!"

Dao Scar broke down and felt that Xiao Heng's face looked familiar, not only this face, but also the imposing manner of wearing a watch, and the black shirt on his body, which was too different from the style of the downtown area, and he always felt that he had seen it somewhere.

"You are not," Scar thought for a long time and finally remembered, "Aren't you the rich..." rich second generation last time.

Scar's face was almost inscribed with the words 'Why are you a rich and rich second generation here'.

In peacetime, Xiao Heng probably wouldn't reward him with a single word, but after hanging out with Lu Yan for a long time, he is also good at nonsense: "It's me."

Scar: "Why are you here?"

Xiao Heng: "I live nearby, District 7."

Scar wanted to ask why you lived in that dangerous building in the seventh district, but before he could ask, Xiao Heng said again: "What you said before makes sense, no amount of money will only make people feel confused."

"I'm doing charity work."

Scar's expression became more and more dull: "..."

God damn charity.

Lu Yan lay on the table and laughed for a long time.

He smiled and turned his head away, and saw the familiar words "black Internet cafe" across the street.

"Network administrator," Lu Yan touched Xiao Heng, "isn't that where you worked before?"

Xiao Heng looked over, and there was a familiar black curtain inside the transparent glass door.

But more than two months, it seemed like a long time, Lu Yan said: "I opened the curtain and went in that day, and saw you..."

Xiao Heng: "You've been following me since then?"

"Go away, I want to say that I was quite surprised to see you," Lu Yan said after thinking for a while, "but there's nothing wrong with what you said."

Lu Yan did pay attention to this person from then on.

After staring at it, I couldn't help thinking, Xiao Heng was wearing his clothes that day, and he didn't even have a coin for taking the bus on his body. He walked through three streets, and what kind of mood he felt when he came here.

Lu Yan was still lying on the table, looking at him sideways, and suddenly his heart moved, and he called out.

Xiao Heng complied, and seeing that he had no further text, he raised his eyes and looked over.

Lu Yan said: "Your boyfriend wants to ask when you have time to make an appointment with him."

"Please tell my boyfriend," Xiao Heng, "I have time someday."

Lu Yan buried his face in his arms: "Got it."

under the hot sun.

After the host introduced the prizes, he began to talk about the rules of the competition: "No cheating, no substituting food, the old rules, each person has ten watermelons, and the first to eat wins. Let's get ready and count down in one minute."

When Xiao Heng was talking nonsense with Scar, he hadn't really felt the atmosphere of the big eater competition. When the host counted down to ten seconds, someone had already stood up from his seat with his own kitchen knife, ready to go.

"three."

"two."

"one."

Opposite Xiao Heng happened to be Viagra, and when the host counted to 'one', Viagra raised his hand!

After Viagra split the watermelon in half, he picked up one piece and gnawed it. After a few mouthfuls, the whole watermelon covered his face like a big bowl, and the juice flowed down his face, even the Hot and hot board shorts were not spared.

Looking at this watermelon head, Xiao Heng couldn't help thinking about life and society.

Viagra didn’t bother to use the knife for the next watermelon. It was too time-consuming to use the knife. Under the tense atmosphere of racing against time, he picked up the watermelon and smashed it on the ground: "Brothers, come on, eat, eat, if you are a man, continue to eat! Can’t be defeated by this kind of watermelon. place!"

Lu Yan: "..."

Xiao Heng: "..."

In comparison, Lu Yan's eating style is quite elegant.

In order to cut the watermelon conveniently, he stepped on the plastic stool and lowered his head to gnaw the half-cut watermelon in his hand. While gnawing, he reminded his boyfriend: "Eat!"

Lu Yan threw the piece of watermelon rind in his hand on the table: "That's a fucking thousand dollars."

"..."

After eating another piece, Lu Yan wiped the watermelon juice from the corner of his mouth and said, "There are also bicycles with baskets."

Although life is not as poor as it was when I first came here, the start-up capital is really tight in the early stage of entrepreneurship. In the end, Xiao Heng reluctantly and slowly pushed up the cuffs little by little.

In this scorching midsummer, Xiao Heng joined this absurd big eater competition as the No. 91 contestant.