{Beep—the system is loading. }
{10%, 40%, 80%, 100%... The system is loaded and host information is being confirmed. }
{The host information has been confirmed and the system is being bound. }
Luo Shutu was dumbfounded, wait, he really just ate grapes and forgot to spit out the skins!
A line of subtitles appeared on the transparent interface in front of him, and it also had a scrolling effect.
{Name: Luo Shutu
Age: 23
Race: Human race (weak burst)
Lineage: Huaguo and Ximou mixed blood (commonly known as hybrid)
Skill: Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins (big cute point)
Sexual orientation: Unknown (Looking forward to your hidden sexual orientation! Sao Nian!)}
Luo Shutu: "... I just forgot to spit out the grape skins." Speaking of which, what's the matter with the explanations in brackets
{The system is successfully bound. Greetings from Mr. bl System, Sao Nian, please don’t call me Qianqiu sama carelessly, thank you for your cooperation. }
{This sama is dedicated to social harmony and cosmic peace. In order to achieve the goal, your task in Sao Nian is to travel through the three thousand small worlds, play the role of a native to complete the system tasks, and disperse all Marysu, Tomsu, Su and various discordant creatures. Task completion is related to rewards, punishments and points. Points can be exchanged for goods in the system store, and the store will decide whether to open it after the first task depending on the completion level. }
{The basic explanation above is complete. Sao Nian, do you have any questions? }
Please don't ask me too many questions! It is said that eating grapes without spitting out grape skins is accidental, and what does bl system gentleman mean
{Very well, no problem. Sao Nian, please prepare to enter the first world, countdown: 5, 4, 3... }
Luo Shutu: "..." You didn't even give me time to ask, bastard!
——The dividing line into the world——
{The first world: The boss loves pretty maids. }
{Considering the adaptability of the host, the background setting of the first mission is similar to the original living environment of the host. World main plot:
He, the cold and domineering president of Wen's, no one knows his inner loneliness.
She, the pure and lovely pretty maid, who is positive as an orphan, illuminates his heart like a ray of sunshine.
Her love with him hurt him.
She couldn't let him go, and didn't want to hurt him.
she… }
{Can the system speak human language! }
{Please call me Qianqiu sama, thank you for your cooperation. }
{... Qianqiu sama, can you speak human language! }
{Considering the IQ of the host, this sama skips the lyrical part. The main plot of this world is the love triangle between Wen Yan, the president of the Wen family, his maid and the son of the Tang family. As for the native role of the host, it is very close to the life of President Wen's, and has the advantage of being close to others—that is, President Wen's pet golden retriever. }
{! }I rub it, is the interracial god horse really harmonious! Even a mixed-race Lao Tzu was born and bred in China and accepted incompetence! Luo Shutu raised the paw of a fluffy puppy and scratched the grass hard.
{The main task of this world: finish the explosion of the disharmonious creature, that is, the little white brain disabled heroine Su Momo. The current task is released: go home and find President Wen. Bonus Points: 10. }
Going home is easy, Luo Shutu shakes his hair—does he adapt too well to himself? I am a human being!
Passers-by saw this little golden retriever lying lazily lying in the shape of a corpse, suddenly shaking its hair and jumping up.
Luo Shutu glared at the passers-by who made fun of him with his round dog eyes, snorted through the dog's nose, and ran away with four short legs, following the memory of the little golden retriever.
Running across a street, Luo Shutu caught a glimpse of a group of people around the corner out of the corner of his eye. Just as he was a little curious, the system siren blared loudly.
{warn! warn! The x virus is spreading, the end of the world is coming, zombies appear, and the host is in crisis of survival! Current task change: Loyal Golden Retriever, notify the owner to welcome the end of the world! Bonus Points: 20. }
Lying down a big trough! How similar is the background of the zombies in the last days to the original living environment? You can tell me!
Luo Shutu almost spit out blood, and ran towards Wen Yan's villa.
{This sama guarantees the host's right to know. The first world: the doomed president of the last days loves pretty maids. Sao Nian, your pattern Tucson is broken! Just got eight! }
Luo Shutu directly knelt down, right to know? You're covered in blood!
Wen Yan was sitting on a white sofa, with a white blanket under his feet. He was dressed in white home clothes, which lost a bit of his usual vigor. His black hair was a little messy covering his forehead at this moment. On the contrary, it looks like a piece of warm and delicate jade. His eyebrows and eyes are actually very delicate, but he doesn't look like a woman. When his aura is open, he is extremely fierce. He even cried a male secretary before; but also, when he is a little softer, he can fascinate everyone.
Su Momo looked at him secretly while mopping the floor, her heart was beating loudly, and she just thought how could there be such a good-looking person in the world.
Wen Yan noticed more than once that the new young maid was peeping at him, but seeing that she was doing a good job, she didn't have any unreasonable thoughts, so she didn't fire her back.
"Where is Mao Mao?" Wen Yan raised his eyebrows, put down the newspaper in his hand, and asked casually.
Su Momo blushed and said, "Maomao went out to play this morning."
Wen Yan hummed, but didn't care. If the old man hadn't insisted on stuffing the little golden retriever in his place, he wouldn't even ask for fear of being difficult to explain next time.
Su Momo opened her mouth, wanting to say something more, but she didn't know what to say, when she was full of melancholy, a golden shadow rushed into the door like a cannonball and jumped onto Wen Yan's leg.
Luo Shutu was panting from running, but fortunately the dog had good physical strength, and it recovered after lying on Wen Yan's lap for a while.
"Woof!" Luo Shutu raised the dog's head and clasped the other's pants with four paws and barked in a panic. After calling him, he became depressed, how could he expect Wen Yan to understand the dog language!
Wen Yan lowered his head and saw the four paws that were covered with dirty things firmly on the snow-white trousers. He frowned subconsciously, and said in a cold tone, "Go down."
Luo Shutu stared pitifully, his heart was so worried that he was dying. In Wen Yan's eyes, he looked like a hopelessly stupid dog. Although he thought it looked a little more pleasing than before, it seemed to be more Stupid. He thought for a while, picked up the soft skin of the little golden retriever's nape with one hand, and carried it upstairs.
Luo Shutu kicked his paws in mid-air in vain, Wang Wang Wang didn't see his hands softening for a long time, so he had to resign himself to his fate and hang his limbs down, and was taken into the bathroom like a dead dog.
It is rare for Wen Yan to be interested in bathing pets. With his personality, he absolutely does not allow the little golden retriever to mess around. Fortunately, the little golden retriever in front of him has changed his soul, otherwise the original little golden retriever will probably be killed after the bath. Throw it in the trash.
Wen Yan took out the pet shampoo, and saw Luo Shutu obediently squatting aside, sweeping his tail, which made people want to tease him. He squinted his eyes, took the shower, sat down on the stool, and began to wash.
Luo Shutu followed his wishes, lifting his hind legs and his front paws for a while. It doesn't feel too comfortable to be taken care of in the bath, no, how can you enjoy taking a bath leisurely in such a critical moment!
Wen Yan looked at the well-behaved little golden retriever in front of him, and the corner of his mouth curled up dangerously. Before Su Momo bathed this bundle of golden retriever, the miserable barking sound could be heard from far away, but today he is so obedient. Seeing that the little golden retriever suddenly thought of something, a pair of black dog eyes lit up mischievously, Wen Yan stroked the dog's chin with one hand, and groped under the dog's belly with the other.
Just as Luo Shutu thought of the idea of writing, he fled to the corner with a bang, his dog's face was about to burn—Wen Yan actually touched the little golden retriever's [beep—]!
{Sao Nian, silence cannot hide the fact. }
{… Get off. }
Although it's not his own body, because Luo Shutu is attached to Jin Mao's body, he can't feel it too clearly. After all, Nei Li is a 23-year-old adult, Luo Shutu cannot avoid the embarrassment of this conditioned reflex.
Wen Yan stared at the dog's expressionless face, and could clearly see the obvious emotional changes in those dog's eyes. After being silent for a while, he reached out and picked up Luo Shutu who had calmed down again, and continued to wash.
Luo Shutu quickly adjusted his mentality, and five hundred seconds later he was a good dog again. After taking a shower and drying his hair a little, his shivering golden hair followed him into Wen Yan's bedroom.
Wen Yan stood by the bed, watching all kinds of little golden retrievers running around, and the pads that stepped on the water gorgeously wrote big words on the dark mahogany floor: the end of the world.
The handwriting was crooked, ugly as hell, but still let him see clearly, it was indeed these two words.
Luo Shutu, who finished running the end of the world, took a breath and squatted next to the writing, planning to wait for the water to dry and continue writing. He raised his head and looked at Wen Yan. The CEO's psychological quality is indeed not comparable to that of us assholes. He thought he would be surprised by what the other party did, but the expression of the man in front of him didn't change, and he really didn't feel a sense of accomplishment.
Wen Yan was indeed a little surprised in his heart, but he just didn't show it. He has always been indifferent to the things around him. With such an indifferent personality, a little surprise is already very unusual. And he found that he was not surprised, which seemed to disappoint the little golden retriever, and made him look even more stupid, but it was still interesting.
Then Luo Shutu showed off the zombies, said the word "run fast", and successfully got 20 points. After the little golden retriever said he had no information, Wen Yan carried him to the desk and asked unhurriedly, "Name?"
Luo Shutu thought for a moment, and his paws drew shallow water marks: tu.
"Tu, Tutu." Wen Yan tapped his fingers on the table and smiled very quickly, "Good name."
Why was he barking so ambiguously, Luo Shutu shook his dog's hair, and acquiesced in a futile way.
"Fairy? Machine intelligence?"
Which one should I choose... Luo Shutu hesitated for a moment, but still hasn't decided. Seeing him like this, Wen Yan's eyes flashed, and he skipped the question: "It's fine if you don't want to tell me. Since you said that the end of the world is coming, where should we go?"
{Ding—announced the current mission: Brave golden retriever, protect the owner and go to the base in city b! Bonus points: 100. }
The reaction was fast enough, Luo Shutu obediently drew the word b.
Wen Yan had expected that no matter how other places were, city b, the political center of the country, must be the last safe zone. "How many days until the end of the world will officially come?"
Luo Shutu made three strokes carelessly.
Wen Yan looked at it and didn't ask any more questions. He picked up Luo Shutu and went downstairs, intending to hand him over to Su Momo. He needed to go out and make preparations to see if the information about the golden retriever was true.
Unexpectedly, the little golden retriever would bark wildly as soon as he saw Su Momo, and would not let her touch him in the slightest, relying on Wen Yan to live or die.
Su Momo's eyes were red with grievances. She has always been very kind to Mao Mao, so why didn't she let her touch her today? Now the boss must feel that he abused Mao Mao before...
Luo Shutu looked at Su Momo with red eyes from the corner of his eye, and gripped Wen Yan's trousers tightly in grief and anger. I don't want to be so unrestrained, the system will sound the alarm as soon as the heroine approaches!
Wen Yan was stumbled by the frantic little golden retriever, and went out with Luo Shutu without thinking for a long time.
It's okay to take him with you, important things must be kept by your side to be safe. Wen Yan held the steering wheel and looked sideways at Luo Shutu who was squatting on the co-pilot, tsk, but the more he looked at it, the more stupid he became.