After the incident, Tingshuang is like a stinky dried fish that has been left for too long, or a sponge bra that can't be dried on the balcony during the rainy season.
The phone lay on the floor, vibrated, and a message appeared on the screen.
"Brother, please take a few days off to come to me. If my friends encounter this kind of thing, they will give themselves a vacation and go out to relax."
Ting Shuang drank too much, was sleeping, and didn't hear the phone vibrate.
When he woke up at noon the next day and picked up his phone from the ground, there were countless messages on the screen. The most recent one was from Song Xin, a classmate: "Ting Shuang, are you dead? Today is the first day of school, Monday, Robotik The first class! You dare not come here? Quickly send an email to the professor to explain the situation, maybe there is help."
Ting Shuang covered her cracked head and called Song Xin.
"Hey..." Ting Shuang felt that her throat was on fire, "I have some personal affairs here, so I didn't go in the morning."
Song Xin said: "Hurry up and call the doctor and issue a sick leave note to supplement the professor."
Ting Shuang said, "Okay. Did you talk about anything important in the class? Send me the password of the courseware, and I'll download it later."
"There is no courseware." Song Xin explained the situation in one breath, almost complaining, "This professor is very perverted. First, he doesn't upload courseware, and he has to go to the lecture to know what he is talking about. Second, he requires 100% attendance. , but even if you are full attendance, you will not have any usual grades. You are only eligible to take the final exam. The final exam result is the final result of the course. Third, the final exam is an oral exam. Candidates go in one by one and are tested by him alone. Today's notes I'll send you a photo, but I don't feel like I remembered everything."
Ting Shuang pressed his temples and said, "Why are there so many things in Germany?"
Song Xin was silent for a while, and said, "No, this Prof. Bai is a Chinese professor. Well, I don't know his nationality. Anyway, his face and name look like Chinese."
Ting Shuang said, "...Okay."
He didn't have time to care about the professor's life experience, so he hung up the phone, and immediately contacted the family doctor to issue a sick note, then took a shower to wash off the smell of alcohol, and then went to pour a cup of coffee to make himself completely sober.
It takes twelve seconds for the coffee machine to start to warm up.
Twelve seconds was enough to remind him who bought the coffee machine at home.
"Ting Shuang, can you stop drinking coffee? Come to toss me when you can't sleep. I have an experiment to do tomorrow morning." Liang Zhengxuan held down Ting Shuang, who had thrown himself on top of him.
"Oh, didn't you buy the coffee machine?" Ting Shuang put his hand into Liang Zhengxuan's pants and pinched it hard.
"Fuck." Liang Zhengxuan scolded lowly, making a pun, "Do you understand how to write the word restraint?"
Ting Shuang touched the cover on the bedside table, threw it on Liang Zhengxuan's face, and said, "Fuck it."
Liang Zhengxuan surrendered: "Fuck it."
Coffee is ready.
Ting Shuang went to the desk with coffee, opened a notebook, went to the school website to find the professor's mailbox, and sent an email to the professor.
After finishing the matter on the professor's side, he went back to other people's news.
"fine."
"It's fine now."
"Do not worry."
"I'm okay."
After returning a bunch of similar words, he saw Liang Zhengxuan's news: "Forgive me once, won't you break up?"
Ting Shuang subconsciously touched the ashtray in the upper left corner of the desk, dragged it over, and then touched the lighter and cigarette case. The words "Rauchen sch?digt Ihre Lunge" are printed on the white and green cigarette case, and there are pictures below the words. The picture on the left is a good lung, and the picture on the right is a rotten lung. The warning is impressive.
Fuck the warning.
Ting Shuang took out a cigarette from the cigarette case, lit it, and took a deep breath.
If Liang Zhengxuan was by his side now, he would have taken the cigarette from his hand and said, "Ting Shuang, your lungs are mine too, please don't do it casually?"
In addition to the lungs, Marlboro also printed other warnings, such as smoking harmful to your genital health. If Ting Shuang happened to buy that kind, Liang Zhengxuan would threaten: "If you become impotent, I will find someone else."
Ting Shuang finished smoking the cigarette fiercely, thinking, I'm not fucking impotent, why are you still looking for someone else
He put out the cigarette butt, picked up the phone, typed a few words in the input box, deleted it, and finally replied: "You cheated, it's a year, not once."
After sending this message, Ting Shuang still felt unreal. They have been together for many years. They have been together since high school, went to college, came out of the closet with their family, and then went abroad to study for graduate school together. When all friends talk about Ting Shuang and Liang Zhengxuan, they must praise a model couple. Now the end is so ugly, it falls below everyone's glasses.
The phone vibrated again. Ting Shuang thought it was Liang Zhengxuan's reply, but she didn't expect it to be Zhu Wenjia's video call.
Ting Shuang picked it up and said, "Wen Jia."
Zhu Wenjia saw Ting Shuang's bloodshot eyes and said, "Brother, have you been drinking? Or are you crying?"
Ting Shuang said, "it's not enough to cry. I didn't sleep well."
Zhu Wenjia said, "Are you on leave? Come and play with me."
Ting Shuang said, "Why, you want to invite me to go to the red light district for prostitution? I don't have that hobby."
Zhu Wenjia said: "You are all green, who will you show your body to? You are coming to me soon, and I will ask a few people to accompany you, all of whom are more handsome than Liang Zhengxuan."
"Don't come." Ting Shuang glanced at the mailbox, but Prof. Bai hadn't replied yet, "Even if you have ten Liang Zhengxuans sitting there, I don't have time to go. There is a killer class this semester."
Zhu Wenjia said, "Then let me see you."
Ting Shuang said, "when did you kiss me so much?"
"Brother, just let me go there. My mother has been talking about asking me to see you, and she has urged me three or four times." Zhu Wenjia was a little irritable, "You know who my mother is, she is very afraid that you will not get along with Liang Zhengxuan. Well, one day I am willing to find a woman to marry and have children, my dad will give you the company."
"Zhu Wenjia, why are you so stupid?" Ting Shuang smiled, "Tell me anything you want."
"I'll tell the truth." Zhu Wenjia didn't care, "Who wants to manage the company for the family? I want you to make money, I'll spend it. If you manage the company, would you be willing to starve me to death? But if I manage Company, I have to starve our whole family to death... Okay, my friend has booked my flight tickets for me, I won't tell you."
At nine o'clock in the evening, when the doorbell rang, Ting Shuang habitually picked up the receiver and replied, "Ja." Zhu Wenjia said to the door receiver, "Don't, it's me."
Ting Shuang said, "you really came."
Zhu Wenjia said, "Quickly open the door."
Ting Shuang pressed the door button.
Zhu Wenjia hardly brought any luggage, so he carried a computer bag behind him, with a few pairs of underwear stuffed in it. He took a shower first when he entered the door, found a clean T-shirt from Tingshuang and put it on. Then he found an open bottle of whisky from the refrigerator, and then took out two glasses from the cabinet, with ice at the bottom, Fill with wine. He took a sip for himself first, and immediately said with disgust, "Brother, what kind of broken wine did you buy, I knew I brought it to you."
Ting Shuang said, "don't drink the broken wine."
Zhu Wenjia pouted and said, "Yes, you are different from me, you are awesome, you haven't used a penny from your family since you came out of the closet as an undergraduate. It's alright now, are you stupid? Shouldn't come out, because of the surname Liang, is it worth it?" After speaking, he took two glasses of wine and sat by the window sill, "Come on, let's chat?"
The house that Tingshuang rents is in a suburban residential area. There is a garden outside the window. The landlord's wife has taken care of the garden very well. The vegetation is already lush in April. Sitting by the window at night can see the stars and hear the chirping of insects.
Zhu Wenjia couldn't appreciate this kind of place and complained about mosquitoes.
Ting Shuang closed the window, sat opposite Zhu Wenjia, took a sip of wine, and said, "What are we talking about?"
Zhu Wenjia said, "Why are you acting stupid in front of me? Drinking, crying, scolding Liang, being drunk, what else can you do?"
"It's not so ugly," Ting Shuang said.
Zhu Wenjia said, "Try another sip."
After Ting Shuang drank the glass of wine and sat for a while, he suddenly said, "Liang Zhengxuan is a dog."
Zhu Wenjia knew this earlier, raised his glass and touched Ting Shuang's empty glass, and echoed like a toast: "That's right. He's a dog."
Ting Shuang drank a few more glasses, then pulled up his collar, looked in from the collar, and said, "Is it because I have gained weight? Or is there something wrong with my personality? Liang Zhengxuan used to say that I have a bad temper. ."
Zhu Wenjia said: "Brother, let me tell you the truth, your character has always been bad, and it's not a matter of one or two days. So Liang Zhengxuan's matter has nothing to do with your character. Your character is like that, so don't bother changed."
Ting Shuang said, "that's why I've gained weight."
Zhu Wenjia said, "Come here, give me your phone."
Ting Shuang said, "Why?"
Zhu Wenjia said: "I don't care about your broken mobile phone that has been used for two years. Give it to me."
Ting Shuang gave the phone to Zhu Wenjia.
Zhu Wenjia took the phone and took a photo of Ting Shuang drinking by the window. The lights by the window were not turned on. In the dark, Ting Shuang, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, sat on a wooden high chair, dipped a glass of whisky into the bottom of the glass, and couldn't see her face clearly.
After the shooting, Zhu Wenjia downloaded another gay social software called Distance, took the photo just taken as his profile picture, and registered an account.
Name: Frost Attribute: 0.5 Age: 24 Height: 182cm Weight: 70kg Occupation: Student Relationship Status: Single "Wait." Zhu Wenjia shook the phone and said, "See how many people you can hear from tonight."
Ting Shuang hasn't figured out the situation: "what?"
The phone vibrated, Zhu Wenjia looked down and said, "Yo, it's very fast. There is a 0 151 kilometers away from you, who chose 'I like you very much', and sent a message to ask which city you are in. Do you want to come back?"
Ting Shuang went over to look at the screen: "Are you helping me make an appointment?"
Zhu Wenjia said: "I'm proving your charm. Don't think that it's all your own fault that a dog man cheats on you. This kind of bullshit to find reasons from yourself is invented by people who don't want to be responsible for others... Look, you Received three more 'likes', and one is quite close to you, only 18 kilometers away."
Ting Shuang said, "How come it's so easy for these people to like? Just a photo where you can't even see your face?"
"The 'like' on this kind of software is only possible for chatting. What do you think it is? For example, look," Zhu Wenjia tapped on the screen a few times, "this is the speed-dating interface, you can see the other party's Avatars, attributes or something, and then you can choose 'no sense', 'like', or 'particularly like'."
Ting Shuang looked at the photo on the speed-dating interface and said, "No sense."
Zhu Wenjia pressed it, and the next person's photo and information immediately popped up on the screen.
Ting Shuang said: "No sense."
Zhu Wenjia continue the operation, the next one.
Ting Shuang said: "No sense."
Next.
"No sense."
Next one.
"No sense."
Zhu Wenjia pressed dozens of "no sense" for Tingshuang in a row, and finally couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "Games are not played like this. You are not a repeater. My hand is not a sewing machine, so I give you a bang. Press the same spot."
Ting Shuang said: "I really don't feel it."
Zhu Wenjia flipped through a page and found that it looked a bit like Liang Zhengxuan, so he said, "You don't feel this?"
Ting Shuang looked at the photo for a long time, then glanced at the person's information, and said, "This is only 7 kilometers away from me. It's in a city, right? How embarrassing if I meet along the way?"
Zhu Wenjia said: "You don't like close distances? You can set the distance range. I think... How about choosing between 150 kilometers and 300 kilometers? In this way, the other party should also be in Germany, but you are not in the same state, so You have a good chat, it is not difficult to meet, if you don’t talk, there is no chance of accidentally bumping into it, can you?”
Ting Shuang said "um", and suddenly felt that something was wrong: "Hey, why did you start looking for a partner for me? I didn't plan to—" "Who found a partner for you? I'm helping you rebuild your self-confidence. The surname is Liang." Zhu Wenjia held the screen of her phone in front of Ting Shuang, "Come on. Choose a male pet."
Ting Shuang clicked a few more "no sense" and didn't want to continue reading: "It's really boring."
Zhu Wenjia said, "Look at twenty more and choose one from the next twenty."
Ting Shuang said, "don't toss me, okay?"
Zhu Wenjia said, "No. Choose quickly. Otherwise, I'll call someone directly to your house."
Zhu Wenjia, the second-generation ancestor who made the heaven and earth, can really do anything, so Ting Shuang had to continue to look down, flipping one by one, but it was all indifferent, Zhu Wenjia reminded maliciously: "It's almost twenty One."
Ting Shuang clicked on the "no sense" finger to stop, and the next photo just appeared on the screen.
Black suit, white shirt collar, right hand on the steering wheel, left hand wearing watch is pulling tie, grey tie will be loose. The photo should have been taken by the person sitting in the co-pilot. There is no complete profile of the face. Only part of the chin can be seen. Downward are the neck, Adam's apple, and the shoulders, chest, and arms wrapped in the suit.
I can't see the specific appearance, but the temperament is so attractive.
The hands that pull the tie are also slender and well-proportioned.
Ting Shuang went to see this person's information.
Name: C****
Attributes: 1 Age: 36 Height: 187cm Weight: 75kg Relationship Status: Single Current Distance: 287km Except for the incomplete name displayed, other information is not displayed as privacy protection.
Zhu Wenjia grinned and said, "Do you like this kind of thing? You shouldn't be too bad looking..." He saw the age on the information and said, "Will it be too old?"
Ting Shuang said, "It's best if you're too old to have the strength to cheat."
"That's him." Zhu Wenjia was afraid that Ting Shuang would go back on it, and immediately ordered "I like it very much" for help.
"Hey." Ting Shuang was speechless, "you can just click 'like', why do you need 'especially like'?"
Zhu Wenjia said: "You have seen more than a hundred people before and after, right? Just look at this one more times. Isn't this one in a hundred? One in a hundred is not a special favorite?"
Ting Shuang said, "Tsk tsk, pick one in a hundred, you can still speak idioms."
Zhu Wenjia said, "Don't bury me, I have at least two years of high school in China."
Ting Shuang said: "Okay. I'm going to brush my teeth and get ready to go to bed. Stop messing around with my mobile phone. "
Zhu Wenjia said, "Don't worry. I will send a photo to my mother on your mobile phone, and she will know that I am coming to see you. Don't keep talking about me."
Ting Shuang nodded and entered the bathroom. He just brushed his teeth for a while and still had a mouthful of foam when he heard Zhu Wenjia shouting outside: "Brother, the system has matched you perfectly—" Ting Shuang couldn't hear clearly, so she could only turn off the buzzing electric toothbrush. say what?"
Zhu Wenjia shook the phone to Ting Shuang proudly, and exaggeratedly said, "Perfect Match, you are a perfect match with Mr. C, who is 287 kilometers away. He also 'especially likes' you."