What is it like to live with a professor
On the first day of cohabitation, Ting Shuang said: Cohabitation with her professor is a cruel test of human nature.
It happened 20 minutes after Ting Shuang stepped into Bai Changyi's house. At that time, Bai Changyi was cooking in the kitchen, and Ting Shuang was arranging the various items he brought.
"Boss Bai, can I use your study?" Ting Shuang held a few comics and stuck her head in from the kitchen, "Put some books in your bookcase."
Bai Changyi was processing the fish, and when he heard the words, he said without raising his head, "Use whatever you want at home, don't ask me."
Just use it
That young master came to use him...
Ting Shuang tiptoed over and pinched Bai Changyi's ass.
Bai Changyi couldn't help to clean up Ting Shuang, and only glanced at him lightly with the eyes behind the lenses.
Eyes are a thing, the benevolent see benevolence, and the wise see wisdom. Explain that look in the language of Boss Bai, that is: don't make trouble.
And to explain that look in Tingshuang's language, it is: looking for something
An elegant look.
"Also said to use it casually... stingy..." Ting Shuang whispered ill of Bai Changyi and slipped into the study.
Entering the study, Ting Shuang put the comics away, and was about to pick up other books, when he was suddenly attracted by a huge folder in a row of folders on the bookcase.
On the spine of the folder was written: Robotik past exam questions (2012-2018).
The time to test humanity has come.
No one was around, Ting Shuang stood in front of the bookcase and stared at the folder for a long time, but did not shoot at it.
past year exam questions...
Dignified people don't see it.
After all, even if you see it, you won't do it...
Ting Shuang slowly stretched his claws to another folder next to the "Robotik Past Exam Questions (2012-2018)" folder - Robotik Past Exam Questions (2012-2018) (with answers).
Where is this just the answer to the test question
This is simply the answer to life.
If he masters the things in this folder, he will have the whole world in his heart, purify all sentient beings, teach all the students in the class to do questions, and lead everyone to pass the exam together.
Ting Shuang opened the folder with a mood like Prometheus stealing fire. The first page was a question in the 2018 exam. It was a design question, and the question alone took up an A4 piece of paper. It took Ting Shuang ten minutes to read the topic, and sure enough, she couldn't do it.
Turn to the back and see the answer - only one line: no standard answer.
What the fuck is it too embarrassing to write "with the answer" outside the folder
Shame on the old professor
Just cheating on the feelings.
Classmate Ting Shuang, who was taken for a walk, continued to look back angrily. This time it was a calculation question. There is no standard answer, right
It took him several minutes to read the questions, okay, but he still couldn't do it.
Flip to the back and look at the answer—and there it is: a matrix so complex that it takes up half a page and can't wait to use up all the Greek letters.
There is no problem-solving, except for a lone word above the matrix: obviously.
Obviously? ?
Ting Shuang turned the page back and forth, read the question to see the answer, read the answer and read the question again, and saw that he had doubts about his life, but couldn't figure out what was obvious.
At this time, there was a sound of footsteps outside the study, and Ting Shuang hurriedly closed the folder and put it back in place.
Ting Shuang felt that before she had time to completely retract the hand that put the folder, Bai Changyi's voice sounded behind him: "Come and eat."
"Oh..." Ting Shuang replied with a guilty conscience, "here I come."
With a heartbeat of one hundred and eight, and a cold sweat on my back, I remembered two lines of words, one line "no standard answer" and one line "obvious".
It is equivalent to going to the Forbidden City to steal cultural relics, and finally stealing half a roll of leftover toilet paper from the toilet of the Forbidden City.
Extremely useless.
Ting Shuang turned around and saw Bai Changyi's eyes swept across the row of folders.
Ting Shuang followed Bai Changyi's eyes and pretended to be surprised: "Boss Bai, you have Robotik's past exam papers in your study..."
Bai Changyi said: "Those will not be tested in the future."
Ting Shuang: "… "
What do you do in the study without the things you don't take the test for
Don't know how to write the word trash can
Damn, is it that the elderly are reluctant to throw away the useless old things at home