Wait, something is wrong!
Lin Bao frowned, feeling as if his stomach was full of air. He didn't have time to say anything to the people around him, so he covered his stomach and ran away with his legs crossed!
Damn, she said why they were all staring at her, it’s possible she was drugged too!
Ah - no, toilet, where is the toilet
Lin Bao ran out of the Chaoyang Hall holding his stomach, then ran into the side hall and went straight to the toilet!
-Wait a minute, did she go into the men's room or the women's room? !
Why don't you go to the men's room? —No, what if someone sees it
Then...just go to the women's restroom! -No way, she is wearing a eunuch uniform now, and she has to scare the palace maid who is urinating inside to death!
"Cuckoo-"
Lin Bao's belly was getting bigger and bigger, and she...she couldn't hold it in anymore!
Emma, forget it, the men's room is the men's room!
Without thinking any more, she quickly ran into the men's room, closed the door tightly, squatted on the pit and let herself go.
After a long while, Lin Bao finally picked up his pants and stood up, holding on to the wall and walking to the door in exhaustion.
"Cuckoo-"
Nima, are you coming again? !
She was about to cry but had no tears. She turned around and prepared to go back to fight, but as soon as she turned around, she was hit with stars in her eyes.
"Tum—"
There was a muffled sound, Lin Bao wanted to curse angrily, and rubbed his extremely painful head, but saw Xiahou Jinnian squatting on the ground with his head covered, cursing: "Nima, you are so ignorant, how dare you block the child?" My way!"
"You... you... you!" Lin Bao opened his mouth wide and pointed at him, unable to speak.
Xiahou Jinnian stood up with his pants raised, raised his head and shouted: "What are you doing?"
Before she finished speaking, Lin Bao felt a twitching in her lower abdomen, as if she was about to have a cataract. She pushed Xiahou Jinnian away without any care and ran towards the latrine nearest to her.
"Bang—"
Xiahou Jinnian sat crookedly by the wall, rubbing his starry eyes, and was about to see who was so bold, but his belly swelled, he quickly got up from the ground, picked up his pants and ran into the latrine.
And Lin Bao, who was in a pit next to him, was frightened even when he had diarrhea.
She wasn't afraid that Xia Houjinnian would accuse her of drugging him. The most urgent thing now was that they were in the same hut!
How embarrassing would it be if this guy found out he was a woman? Maybe she will be charged with deceiving the emperor! Then... Then she will either be beheaded or forced into marriage by her father!
no! She can't let such a tragedy happen - even if she is a coffee table now!
However, at this moment, the door was banged hard, and someone shouted outside: "Little Baozi, are you okay! Little Baozi? Little Baozi—"
“…”
Lin Bao was ashamed, the little pigeon actually came. His coming was nothing, the important thing was that this guy actually called out her name!
God, Xiahou Jinnian is not deaf, he must have heard it!
"Bang-bang-bang-"
This sound is...
Lin Bao's pupils shrank slightly, little pigeon, don't break the door open!
She touched her deflated belly. Fortunately, she didn't eat much croton, and it must have been drained out by now.
"Little Baozi! Are you okay?"
The cry of the little pigeon still rings in my ears.
Lin Bao pursed his lips, pinched his nose with one hand, and stretched his other hand towards the paper basket beside him, preparing to wipe his butt and leave.
But she realized a very serious problem!
—No more toilet paper!