"Little Baozi, if you didn't faint and say something, or else I would have hit the door?" Little Pigeon shouted loudly.
Lin Bao was so anxious that his heart began to tremble. When he looked around, there was no toilet paper, only the used ones were still in the cesspit.
-God, is today April Fools' Day
No, for the current plan, we have to get rid of the little pigeon first, otherwise it will be terrible if he sees that she is a woman!
"Little pigeon, there is no toilet paper here. Why don't you go get some for me first."
She said in a rough voice, and then slowly breathed a sigh of relief as she listened to the footsteps of the little pigeon retreating.
At this moment, a white hand stretched out towards her through the dark curtain.
Lin Bao was startled. He shrunk his legs and almost fell into the manure pit. However, he heard a muffled voice coming from the other side of the curtain: "Nuo-"
She looked along that hand and saw something sacred and great in that white hand—toilet paper!
"Um...thank you."
She said awkwardly, reaching out to twist the toilet paper, and her white hand quickly retracted.
After finishing the matter three times, Lin Bao picked up his trousers and fastened his belt quickly. As soon as he stepped out of the latrine, he bumped into the little pigeon holding a pile of toilet paper.
Damn, who can walk without eyes
She covered her head and stepped back, but hit something like a wall.
Lin Bao is so popular. Why, people these days don’t have eyesight when they walk!
She opened her eyes and was about to curse, but she found that the little pigeon was thrown upside down in the toilet paper, and a pot of flowers was also knocked to the ground. It just so happened that the flower was inserted right on the little pigeon's head.
Could it be...that this is the legendary flower stuck in cow dung
Well, since this guy's fall was worse than hers, I won't argue with him.
It's just... who was the person blocking her behind just now
Lin Bao turned her head subconsciously, only to find Xiahou Jinnian standing behind her with a pale face and sad eyes.
Well, considering that this guy just gave her toilet paper, she doesn't have the same experience as him.
She turned her head back, lifted up Little Pigeon, who was still lying on the ground, smiled helplessly, and said, "Little Pigeon, could you please be more careful next time you walk?"
"Emma, I fell so badly, and you still blame me. Hey, where did this flower come from?"
The little pigeon patted its butt, picked off the flowers on its head, and looked at it in confusion.
Lin Bao patted him on the shoulder and said, "Well - they say flowers love shit. That should be the reason why they stick to you."
Even a three-year-old child could tell that she was calling him a piece of shit in disguise. The little pigeon couldn't hold back his anger and cursed: "Get out of here!"
Hearing this, Lin Bao's eyes lit up and said: "No, you should say this - roll over, baby cow!"
“…”
Little Pigeon felt that she had no shame to stay any longer. She couldn't even scold her with foul language. Will she still have a place in this palace in the future
Depressed, he turned around and left.
Lin Bao couldn't help but wonder when he saw him leaving in a depressed manner, and shouted hurriedly: "Hey - Baby Niu, don't leave!"
I haven’t even picked up the toilet paper yet!
Unexpectedly, the little pigeon walked faster after hearing this!
She shook her head helplessly and knelt down to pick up the toilet paper scattered on the ground.
Xiahou Jinnian also walked up and squatted beside her to pick it up with her, and said enthusiastically: "I found that you are quite funny when talking!"