Pfft—Lin Bao almost sprayed him to death without a mouthful of salt soda. Didn't she think of a name for her and register it before? How can it be changed now? And he actually changed it so much... that he was so useless.
Little Baozi, your whole family is all Little Baozi!
Lin Bao glared at the little pigeon fiercely, but the guy didn't take it seriously. He shrugged and said, "What do you mind? All our names have been changed. My father-in-law said it was to make it easier for people to remember. Besides, wait until we become famous. It’s not too late to change the name back.”
Well, the point is not the second part of the sentence. Anyway, she doesn't expect to be famous. As long as she can make enough money, go out and squander it, and then find a beautiful man to marry her.
The key lies in the first half of the sentence. After all, everyone's names have been changed, so what does hers mean
only…
Lin Bao held the bundle in his arms, moved a stool and sat on the bedside, and asked: "Then what did you change your names to?"
"Me, little pigeon." It's still the little eunuch who spoke to her just now. She looks like a young bean sprout and a sissy. No wonder she wants to be a eunuch in the palace.
However, his "little pigeon" and her "little bun" seemed to be not much different.
"I'm Xiao Guazi." The slightly smaller eunuch sitting next to the little man said.
Lin Bao twitched the corner of his mouth, but then he heard another person point to the one next to him and said: "I am Xiao Lizi, and he is Xiaochangzi!"
…
After these people were introduced one by one, Lin Bao was really not calm anymore, especially after hearing the name "small intestine", she suddenly felt how nice her "little bun" sounded.
Afraid that she would spit out what she had just eaten, she stood up, took her bag and prepared to walk out. Suddenly she remembered something and turned around and said, "Good night, brothers."
Seeing her walking gracefully outside the door, the little pigeon couldn't help but feel: "Tsk, tsk, people like me who want to do big things never crowd together with little shrimps like us."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the whole room bursting into laughter, and couldn't help but wonder: "What are you laughing at?"
The little intestines just now slowly spoke, "Little pigeon, you don't know yet. There are a lot of mosquitoes now, and that little bun will definitely be carrying a bag on his head when he goes out tomorrow! By then, it depends on which palace and which room dares to ask for this goods!"
When the little pigeon heard this, he suddenly understood the reason why they had to squeeze together until death on such a hot day.
—It turns out that the eunuchs also have scheming ideas!
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Lin Bao came to the yard and took a look around. As the father-in-law said, there was no spare room where he could barely sleep for one night.
She looked at the bright stars in the night, shook her head helplessly, and glanced at the big banyan tree aside. Did she really want to spend the night in this tree, and then feed the mosquitoes so that the guys in the house would see her joke?
Damn, she's not an idiot, after all, she comes from a new generation of modern humans with super-powerful brains. How could she do this little thing
Lin Bao climbed up the tree in twos and threes, unpacked all the clothes in the bag and tied them to the branches, forming a small closed tent. Although it was a bit crude, he could still sleep at least.
She has been climbing here and there with her parents who are rock climbing instructors since she was a child. No matter how difficult the environment she has experienced, these are just a piece of cake compared to them!
who is she? -She is Lin Bao! The climbing champion who ranks fifth in the world and first in the country!