Come on, he is the king of a country after all, right? —If he went to her room to get some bra straps in person, would he still have any moral integrity
In order to preserve his integrity and face, Lian Che crossed his arms over his chest, turned his face away, and said, "I won't agree."
Don’t agree
Lin Bao wondered, "Why?"
I heard someone say in a very shameless way: "Are you thinking your breasts are not small enough? If you wrap them up with a breast strap, it will probably be smooth sailing."
Hearing this, Lin Bao lowered his head and looked at his breasts, which he said were small or big. His face was a little hot, but he still raised his face and said shamelessly: "Am I bothering you with my flatness?"
She won’t marry him anyway!
"It's none of my business. However, you have to think clearly. A woman is a woman with breasts. Do you want to be a man?" Lian Che said disdainfully, looking at her with disgust.
Lin Bao was slightly annoyed and subconsciously retorted: "You just want to be a man!"
"I don't think so, I am a man." After saying that, he brushed his bangs with his hands in an extremely coquettish manner, looking like a narcissist!
This time Lin Bao can be said to have seen what it means to be shameless and what it means to be thick-skinned. If Lian Che is the second most stinky person, then no one in the Lian Kingdom dares to claim the first place!
Lin Bao was so angry that his teeth itched, he waved his fist and threatened: "Then will you help me get it or not?"
Lian Che glanced at her, stretched out his hand to hold his chin as if thinking, and after a while he raised his eyes and said, "Why don't you stop wearing it."
Not wearing it
Lin Bao met his eyes and gritted his teeth and said, "Then don't wear those stuffy red pants of yours!"
Unexpectedly, Lian Che nodded extremely seriously and said, "Well - if you don't want to wear it, I won't wear it."
“…”
Lin Bao was dumbfounded. Emma - Your Majesty, can she surrender
Just when she was about to kneel down and sing "Conquer", Lian Che climbed out of the window. When she came to her senses, there were only a series of footprints left by the window.
She wondered, what was the emperor going to do? —Could he be trying to steal a bellyband again
*
Lian Che, who was dressed in bright yellow, rolled out of the window, used Qinggong to jump onto the palace wall, dodged the eunuchs working in the small courtyard, and went straight to Lin Bao's room.
Pushing the door open, he raised his foot and closed the door quietly.
Looking around the small side room, Lian Che frowned in disgust. After tinkering in the room for a while, he couldn't even see half of the chest strap.
Seriously, where did that stupid girl put her bra strap
Based on her brain, she would definitely not hide it in a very hidden place, otherwise she would not even be able to find it. But this place is so small, the only place I can think of to hide is—
He quickly jumped onto the beam, reached out and took off the chest strap wrapped in sheets. Looking at the rough fabric, a gleam of fire flashed in his eyes.
Pulling out a relatively good chest strap, Lian Che stuffed it into his sleeves, then wrapped the rest in sheets and put it back on the roof.
Before leaving, the golden light under her pillow stung his eyes.
Lian Che raised his eyes and saw a small half of a bronze medal peeking out from under the pillow, shining in the sunlight. The most dazzling thing was the incomplete words on it.
He simply stepped forward and took out the token. Looking at the word "year" on it, he somehow felt a trace of jealousy in his heart. He held it in his hand and put it in his arms, then left as he came.
*
Lin Bao was sitting cross-legged on the floor, counting the hairs on the carpet, when he heard a "crunch-" and Lian Che climbed in through the window again.
She blinked and was about to get up when she was hit in the face by a ball of something. She took it off and took a closer look, only to find that it was her own chest strap. She was happy, but curious: "How did you find it?" ah?"
—This guy has the nerve to ask!
Lian Che found some casual clothes from the closet and walked behind the screen to change. As he changed, he said, "Actually, I'm more curious. The beam is so high. How do you put things on it?"
"Of course I crawled!" Lin Bao said proudly. He climbed up from the ground holding the chest strap and clothes, and watched through the screen as he put the dragon robe he had changed on the screen.
"climb?"
Lian Che was dressed in a blue brocade robe and walked out from behind the screen with a mahogany fan in hand. His long hair was swaying, his eyes were clear, his thin lips were pursed slightly, and the corners of his mouth were smiling. He looked very evil.
Lin Bao swallowed and forgot to answer the question for a moment. His deer-like clear eyes were full of surprise that could not be concealed.
Lian Che closed his fan and tapped her on the head, saying, "Why don't you go change clothes?"
"oh."
She responded while walking behind the screen to change her clothes.
Lian Che leaned against the pillar and looked at her, with a little warmth in his eyes.
By the time Lin Bao came out after changing into the eunuch uniform, Lian Che had already finished three cups of tea. When he saw her coming out, he impatiently dragged her out the door and said, "It takes so long to change clothes!"
Lin Bao was silent, but he was very dissatisfied in his heart - Peat, that's because he was watching her change clothes, she was very stressed, okay
After being dragged out of the hall by Lian Che, Lin Bao was a little confused, but saw him suddenly slow down.
Just as he was wondering, he saw the palace people coming forward to salute and respectfully said: "Join the Emperor—"
At this moment, a palace maid came forward and said, "Your Majesty, the imperial kitchen has delivered the bird's nest porridge."
Lin Bao felt that the voice sounded very familiar. When he poked his head out from behind Lian Che, he realized that it was Wen Su who spoke.
She also saw her, but she just smiled indifferently, with no other intention.
"Yes, I understand. Bring the porridge to the imperial study room." He looked sideways at Lin Bao, but just this action made the palace people nearby jealous.
Today, they went in to wash the emperor, but they never expected to see a person lying on the dragon bed, and the emperor, whom they admired so much, was covered with strawberries!
It would be fine to say that the person who is sleeping in the bed is a woman, but I heard from the gossip that the person who is sleeping in the bed is a young eunuch who has just entered the palace!
Peat, is it possible that their emperor is really not interested in women, but instead likes the little eunuch, a creature that is neither male nor female
The palace ladies were in chaos.
When they came to their senses, Lian Che had already taken Lin Bao to the imperial study. When Wen Su put the bird's nest porridge on Lian Che's desk, he dismissed the palace people.
They were the only two people left in the room.
There was a faint smell of porridge in the air, and Lin Bao, who had not eaten yet, was not reserved. He held the bowl and started drinking "GuluGulu-", like a real female man!
After finishing the bowl of porridge, Lin Bao's mouth and chin were stained with some porridge grains and rice soup. His appearance was informal at best, but not eating at worst!
Just when Lin Bao was about to wipe it with his sleeve, Lian Che had already raised his hand and wiped her mouth clean with a silk handkerchief. His action was considerate and delicate.
Lin Bao was a little confused, but her little heart was pounding non-stop, and her face turned red.
It was rare to see her like this, and Lian Che was in a good mood. He retracted his hand, put the silk handkerchief aside, and said, "Are you still hungry? Do you want another bowl?"
—Are you going to treat her like a pig if you eat another bowl
Her mind issued the command very clearly to refuse, but her body took action first and said: "Then let's have another bowl of white porridge!"
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Lin Bao had the urge to slap himself twice.
—Peat, what is going on now? She still wants to eat it!
Not paying attention to her little move, Lian Che added: "White porridge is not as nutritious as corn porridge, so why not have a bowl of corn porridge."
Polenta
Lin Bao couldn't help but interjected, "Can I have some steamed buns?"
You know, in the past month, she had been eating steamed buns for breakfast every day in the courtyard. She was not used to not eating them on this day.
Lian Che snapped his fingers, and the next moment a palace maid pushed open the door and entered. She nodded and saluted, and said, "What are your orders, Your Majesty?"
"Two bowls of polenta, a cage of steamed buns, and a plate of side dishes."
As soon as she finished speaking, the palace maid didn't dare to stay any longer. She just nodded, silently noted it down, walked out again, and closed the door kindly.
Seeing that the palace maid left, Lin Bao was a little puzzled. Watching him write on the table with a pen, he wondered: "One bowl is enough for me, why do you want two bowls?"
I saw someone without even raising his head, holding a pen and writing "swish-swish-" in cursive script on the memorial, and replied: "Of course it is enough for you to eat a bowl, and I didn't say I wouldn't eat it."
“…”
Well, he is the emperor and he decides.
Lin Bao held his chin in his hands and looked at the pile of memorials on the table. He couldn't help but sweat for him, "Aren't you tired from reading so many memorials every day?"
"Why aren't you tired? But this is my duty." He said seriously without changing his expression.
Hearing this, Lin Bao pouted and stopped disturbing him, lying on the table waiting for the polenta.
In fact, it's strange to say that she just slept with him all night, why was he so nice to her? Could it be that he wanted to be responsible for her and take her as his concubine
—But, it doesn’t look like this!
Lin Bao had never been able to keep his temper. When his head hurt from thinking about it, he finally couldn't help but ask him: "Lian Che, why are you so nice to me?"
"What, you're not used to it?" He still didn't raise his head, but in the blink of an eye he changed the memorial again.
Lin Bao pursed his lips and said, "If it happened last night, you don't have to worry about it. After all... After all, I'm not a stubborn woman, and this situation is normal in my hometown. In short, I don't need the other person." Responsible."
Her... hometown
It was rare to hear her mention things about her hometown. Lian Che finally put down his pen and raised his head. He thought about her words seriously and couldn't help but feel a little annoyed and said, "You mean people in your hometown can do this casually?"
-Then what is the difference between this and the people in the kiln
Lin Baoji hurriedly explained: "That's not what I meant. I mean - oh, I can't tell you clearly. Anyway, you don't need to be responsible for me."