Your Majesty, I'm delighted

Chapter 85: [085] Can I become a eunuch just by looking at me?

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Lian Che leaned forward, his warm breath evenly sprayed on her face, his thin lips slightly parted, "What if I want to take responsibility?"

"ha?"

Lin Bao's mind went blank and he stared at him with wide eyes.

—Did she hear correctly just now? He actually said he wanted to be responsible? Damn it, she clearly said it so clearly, but why did he still-

Facing his smiling eyes, Lin Bao's heart beat suddenly, and a ridiculous idea came into his mind - did he like her

Seeing her slightly startled look, Lian Che became playful and raised the corners of his lips, saying: "Why don't you marry me? You've already slept with me anyway, so what else can you do? - Although you said it was an accident, But I think this is God’s will.”

In other words, destiny cannot be violated.

Lin Bao stretched out his hand to cover his little heart, laughed dryly a few times, the smile at the corner of his mouth was a little stiff, and said: "My heart is not good, please don't scare me!"

Lian Che raised his eyebrows, "What if I'm telling the truth?"

As soon as the words fell, the room fell into silence, and an awkward atmosphere spread in the room, almost drowning the two of them.

However, at this moment, Wen Su led a little palace maid in and pushed the door open, breaking the awkwardness in the room.

Wen Su stepped forward and placed the breakfasts in the hands of the little palace maid on the table one by one. Her delicate and delicate hands were very nimble. No matter who looked at such hands, they would be praised.

Lin Bao, who was originally very appetitive, now lost much of his appetite when he looked at the excellent-colored polenta. He pursed his lips and lowered his head without saying anything.

Lian Che didn't feel disappointed at all. After Wen Sujiang had arranged the arrangements earlier, he asked her and the little palace maid to retreat.

Seeing Lin Bao lowering his head, he smiled helplessly, took the chopsticks and handed them to her, saying, "What I just said was just a joke. You seem to take it seriously."

Joke

Lin Bao looked up at him and twitched the corner of his mouth fiercely, Peat - she was so embarrassed here, but he said those were all jokes, how embarrassed she must be!

In order to cover up her extremely embarrassed little face, she took the chopsticks and drank the porridge from the bowl.

Seeing that she finally no longer had a sullen face, Lian Che felt a little more comfortable, but it was inevitable that he still felt a little disappointed.

Forget it, they have a long way to go anyway, so why worry about not being able to capture her heart.

Lian Che pursed his lips, put down his chopsticks, followed her example, picked up the bowl and drank heavily.

I have to say that although this way of eating is not very elegant, it is very enjoyable and makes people feel better.

After drinking about half the bowl, he put down the bowl, wiped his mouth with a silk handkerchief, picked up the chopsticks and gave her the buns made by the imperial kitchen, and said, "Eat whatever you want."

Lin Bao didn't say anything, but was just about to pick up the bun with chopsticks, but he directly handed the bun to her mouth without feeling inappropriate at all.

She glanced at the buns, then took them with her hands and ate them silently.

Seeing this, Lian Che couldn't help but sigh again, put down his chopsticks and rubbed his forehead helplessly, saying: "I'll discuss something with you, how about it?"

Lin Bao finally raised his eyes, chewed the bun in his mouth, looked at him, and asked curiously: "What's going on?"

"I want you to be my face." He said extremely seriously.

"puff-"

Unexpectedly, Lin Bao spurted out a mouthful of bun filling, and the meat filling with onions came into close contact with Lian Che's handsome face.

- Peat, her emperor must not have taken any medicine today. Although she has the status of a little eunuch, she is still a woman after all! To say it's a face-to-face... doesn't sound too good, right

Lian Che wiped off the meat on his face with a dark face and a silk handkerchief. Seeing her face turning red due to coughing, he did not say anything to blame her. He rarely had the patience to say, "I just want you to be with me." I'm just putting on a show in front of outsiders to block the ministers' daughters, and I'm not really asking you to show off."

Even if you do it, it must be justified!

put on a show

Lin Bao pursed his lips and took a sip of porridge. A trace of confusion flashed in his eyes, as if he couldn't make up his mind.

However, Lian Che said again: "I will give you ten thousand taels of gold as reward. You will be free on the day I accept my concubine."

Ten thousand taels of gold!

Lin Bao's eyes lit up, "Are you telling the truth?"

To show his sincerity, Lian Che straightened his body, raised three fingers, and said solemnly: "I swear that on the day I accept a concubine or a queen, you will not be allowed to be my face."

—Hmph, I will let you be the queen when the time comes!

"...Okay then. But what you say is unfounded, you have to back it up with words!" Lin Bao held out his chest, his eyes were bright, and all he could think about was gold ingots.

Lian Che curled his lips, took out a piece of rice paper and wrote the signature seriously, then pressed his fingerprints with her, and finally stamped the dragon seal solemnly.

Lin Bao looked at the contract with joy. After the ink dried, he carefully put it away, as if he was holding a hundred thousand taels of silver notes in his hand.

Seeing how much she loved money, Lian Che didn't say anything, just smiled and continued eating the unfinished breakfast with her.

*

Outside the palace, the palace people were lying by the window. They stretched out their hands and poked a small hole in the window paper. They squinted their eyes and saw that from time to time, palace people were whispering.

Looking at the "wall of flesh", Wen Su continued to do what she was doing indifferently, but she overheard their conversation.

- "Hey, little pigeon, you and Little Baozi usually have the best relationship. Do you know when the emperor fell in love with Little Baozi?" a palace maid asked curiously.

Little Pigeon scratched his head and said: "Little Baozi and I have only been in the palace for a month, and during this period we have not seen any ambiguous behavior between the Emperor and her."

After that, he racked his brains and thought about it. Usually he only saw the emperor asking the little bun to follow him every step of the way. Other than that, there was nothing strange about him.

However, there is one thing that little pigeon is quite curious about. Every time the emperor only asks little bun to wait on him to go to the toilet, but little bun is unwilling to beat him to death. I just don’t know what the emperor said to little bun that time, and little bun will agreed.

However, these are not strange places, right

Little Pigeon thought rather innocently.

But he heard the palace maid Suzhen who had just asked him say: "Little pigeon, what do you think the emperor likes about little buns?"

Little Pigeon didn't answer, after all, they could actually guess the emperor's thoughts.

However, Suzhen's next words choked the little pigeon half to death. She only heard her sigh: "Oh - if possible, I would also like to be a eunuch!"

“…”

As soon as she finished speaking, all the people in the palace who were still leaning against the windows turned their heads and looked straight at her with speechless expressions on their faces.

Suzhen curled her lips and said, "What are you looking at? Could it be that just one look at me will turn me into a eunuch?"

“…”

The people in the palace turned their heads silently - well, it turns out that it is extremely difficult to survive with Suzhen's IQ. She is simply a strange flower in the palace!

Just when everyone in the palace was lamenting in their hearts, the door of the imperial study room was suddenly pushed open from inside.

The person walking out was naturally their immediate boss—Lian Che!

The people in the palace were startled and hurriedly stood on both sides of the road and bowed politely. However, when they raised their eyes, they all became uneasy.

-Your Majesty, how can you put your hands on Little Baozi's waist

Lian Che calmly raised his hand to let them stand up, and held Lin Bao's hand tighter. He was about to go out with her to get some air, but at this moment someone stepped in first: "Your Majesty—"

Somehow, the last "brother" was held back.

Everyone in the palace followed the sound, only to see Xiahou Jinnian, who was dressed in sultry red, standing at the threshold, looking at Lian Che in disbelief.

Lin Bao raised his eyes and glanced at Xiahou Jinnian's face, which looked like he had eaten fly poop. He just felt like laughing. Looking at his dull and red body, he somehow remembered that Lian Che had thrown this into her today. red pants.

It's strange to say, is it possible that even Che's relatives like boring and sexy girls so much

Just as she was thinking about it, she was pulled over by Lian Che.

Compared to Xiahou Jinnian's frustrated look, Lian Che looked much calmer, as if nothing had happened, and said calmly: "Jinnian, why are you here free today?"

Xiahou Jinnian twitched the corner of his mouth, turned his head stiffly and looked at Lin Bao, his tongue began to rob, and he stuttered: "She... she..."

Unexpectedly, Lian Che didn't give him a chance to ask. He took Lin Bao's hand and said to him, "Jin Nian happens to be free today, why don't we go to the wine cellar together?"

"...The emperor's cousin makes the decision." Xiahou Jinnian lowered his eyes and stepped aside.

"In that case, let's go."

After saying that, he took Lin Bao's hand and strode across the threshold, deliberately slowing down for fear that she wouldn't be able to keep up.

Xiahou Jinnian walked behind the two of them, his eyes always lowered, his expression unclear.

*

Lin Bao had never thought that there would be such a large underground wine cellar in Lianguo's palace. This wine cellar was located underground in the Chaoyang Palace and was even twice as big as the Chaoyang Palace.

She walked down the secret passage and looked at the wall lamps around her with some confusion. She turned around and asked, "If you stay here for a long time, will you be suffocated to death?"

Lian Che smiled, rubbed her hand, and said, "What are you afraid of? There are air holes on all sides here. You can live here for two or three years without any problem."

Two or three years

Lin Bao curled his lips - if she was really allowed to live here for two or three years, it would be better to kill her with a knife.

But thinking about it, it's more practical now.

She raised her eyes and looked around, only to find that there was not only a pool, but also an arch bridge. Even the wing rooms and pavilions were well designed. It was like an underground leisure village.

It is undeniable that it is midsummer now, and it is extremely dry on the ground, but it is much cooler underground.

The three of them slowly crossed the arch bridge and were about to walk towards the pavilion, when they saw an extremely familiar figure there.