She paused, but he took over her words: "But are you afraid that I will be hit?"
Lin Bao pursed his lips, nodded, and said suspiciously: "You... aren't angry?"
—After all, Nianhua is also his close friend and good buddy! But now, his good buddy betrayed him, shouldn't he feel extremely angry
Looking at Lian Che's indifferent expression, she blinked and continued to ask: "Aren't you friends of life and death? - If you were betrayed by a friend of life and death, you would be very sad, right?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Lian Che said coldly: "Then do you know what a life-and-death friendship is?"
—Isn’t this simple
Lin Bao cleared his throat and was about to answer, but he heard Lian Che say: "Friends of life and death, friends of life and death - don't you mean rape|corpse? Do you think Nianhua and I have that kind of relationship?"
"puff-"
Lin Bao suddenly felt that Lian Che's poisonous tongue skills were not unusually powerful. Compared with him, a teacher, she was just a newbie!
Glancing at the extremely calm Lian Mou, Lin Bao said quietly: "Lian Che, if you are angry, can you just say it?"
—Why be so mincing words!
Hearing this, Lian Che glanced at her and said calmly: "Who said I was angry!"
"I said so!" She raised her hand fearlessly, which finally made Lian Che smile. He stretched out his hand to scratch the bridge of her nose, and said helplessly and funny: "You!"
*
After listening to Lin Bao's words, Lian Che placed an informant around Nian Hua. After all, there is a saying - it is better to believe what is there than to believe what is not.
Before leaving for the expedition, Lian Che handed over the government affairs of the DPRK to Lin Xingzhou and Nianhua in order not to alert others.
As for General Feng, Lian Che ordered him to go on the expedition with them.
Nian Hua originally wanted to go with him, but due to the imperial edict, he couldn't refuse, so he had to stand at the door to see them off.
Looking at Nian Hua's slightly weathered face, Lin Bao retracted his head from the window, looked at Lian Che tangledly, and said, "Do you think - does he have any difficulties?"
Difficulties
Lian Che narrowed his eyes slightly and suddenly remembered the investigation results that Gu Rufeng told him a few days ago. When he met her eyes, he just smiled and said, "Why are you thinking so much?"
-That's right. Why does she think so much? These were originally matters between the two grown men, none of her business!
After thinking about it, Lin Bao smiled and huddled on the couch behind the carriage to eat some snacks, while Lian Che continued to study the topographic map of the border.
While he was enjoying his meal, Lin Bao felt nauseated for some reason.
—Is this snack spoiled
She frowned and looked at the snacks in her hand with some confusion, but she had no problem eating these snacks before! Could it be that...she has eaten too much these days
Lin Bao suddenly trembled and quickly put down the snack in his hand.
-Emma, it seems she will have to control her diet in the future.
But, strangely enough, ever since she started on the road, her right eyelid has been twitching, as if foreshadowing something.
After a day's journey, everyone was a little overwhelmed. Considering everyone, Lian Che had no choice but to ask the large troops to stop and rest on the roadside.
The suffocated Lin Bao sneaked out of the carriage while Lian Che was not paying attention, and mingled with the army wearing men's clothing.
- God, it turns out that the little soldier commander really looks like this!
Lin Bao was walking excitedly among the crowd, but someone suddenly grabbed her wrist, covered her mouth, and dragged her behind a thick tree.
She was so frightened that she wanted to scream, but she heard the man whisper in her ear: "Damn it, it's me!"
Damn it
Lin Bao blinked. It seems that the only one in Lian Guo who dared to call her that was Xia Hou Jinnian, right? —But shouldn’t Xiahou Jinnian be in the palace now
After thinking about it, she suddenly broke away his hand and turned around, only to see Xiahou Jinnian, dressed as a soldier, looking at her with a disgraceful look, his face covered in sweat.
Anyone looking at this look would find it funny.
Lin Bao frowned and lowered his voice and asked, "Xiahou little goldfish, why are you here?"
"What does this young master have to do with you?" he said, with a bit of embarrassment in his eyes. Inexplicably, he thought of what he said to her when he was drunk that day.
-God, why did he have to drink at that time? Why would she find him at that time? Why did he tell her those nonsense words when he was drunk
After hearing what he said, Lin Bao raised his eyebrows slightly, "Oh - I know even if you don't tell me, you must have followed us out secretly to hide from Nian Ruyan!"
"... Whatever you say!" He turned away, not daring to look directly into her eyes.
Looking at his appearance, Lin Bao didn't think much, just thinking that he had just run away to hide from Nian Ruyan. It happened that someone from the palace came out to look for her at this time, so she had to go out.
Unexpectedly, Xiahou Jinnian grabbed her hand from behind and said awkwardly: "Um, can you hide this from me and don't tell the emperor's cousin yet?"
"Why?" She raised her chin, imitating his usual arrogant look, and asked.
As if he didn't expect her to say this, the embarrassment on Xiahou Jinnian's face became even more intense. He pursed his lips and didn't know how to explain to her, but then he heard Lin Bao say: "Okay, I will keep it a secret for you, but you yourself Be careful, otherwise Lian Che will definitely kill me."
After saying that, she patted his shoulder.
Hearing her mention Lian Che, Xiahou Jinnian frowned, hesitated for a moment, and then said: "What is your... relationship with the emperor's cousin?"
—Strange, why did Xiahou Jinnian ask this question today
Lin Bao blinked suspiciously, looked at him and said, "Xiahou Jinnian, are you not taking your medicine today, or are you jealous because you really like Lian Che?"
“…”
Xiahou Jinnian twitched the corner of his mouth, he really couldn't understand why she could always think of him and the imperial cousin together, no matter how much he tried to explain, it was of no avail.
At this time, the shouting outside became louder, and Lin Bao had no choice but to say goodbye and hurried back.
Xiahou Jinnian looked at her back and sighed lowly.
What on earth was he thinking? He actually fell in love with a little eunuch, and he was such a stupid little eunuch that he even had an affair with the emperor's cousin.
After thinking about it, he shook his head feebly and walked back to the army.
*
Lin Bao had just returned and before he could take a breath, he saw Lian Che looking at her with a dark face and said coldly: "Can't you just stay in the carriage? Why are you running around all the time?"
Hearing this, Lin Bao curled his lips aggrievedly, "It's just because I stay in the carriage that I feel bored."
-Okay, what she said seems to make sense.
Lian Che sighed helplessly, took the scallion pancake and handed it to her, saying, "Nuo—if you eat this in the carriage, you won't feel bored."
"oh."
Lin Bao took the scallion pancake, took a bite and got into the carriage. Lian Che followed him immediately, holding a few small books in his hand.
Out of curiosity, she blinked, stepped forward, and asked, "What are these?"
"Just for you to kill time." Lian Che said, with a hint of embarrassment on his face. He stuffed all the small books into her arms, then turned around and continued to read the terrain map.
Lin Bao looked at the small book in his hand curiously, looking at the regular script on it, and then he could barely make out the words on it.
I saw that there was one called "The Favorite Blue-faced Confidant", another called "The Story of a Fox Becoming an Immortal", and yet another called "Just in Time to Admire Your Heart in the Spring Rain".
She was embarrassed, weren't these little books similar to romance novels? Could it be that he borrowed these specially for her
- God, if this is the case, then how brave Lian Che must be!
After all, in her opinion, a grown man helping a woman borrow romance novels is the same as helping a woman buy auntie towels.
Ahem, it’s really not easy for Lian Che to do this.
After thinking about it, she started to read the so-called romance novels while eating scallion pancakes.
Halfway through, Lin Bao raised his head and asked, "Lian Che—"
"Huh?" He didn't even raise his head, holding a pen and drawing something on the terrain map.
"Why is there a person named Li Bai who doesn't like to be a guest in other people's homes?" she asked cutely, wanting to see if his answer was the same as in the book.
Unexpectedly, Lian Che didn't even raise his head and said calmly: "Because you have to eat when you are a guest, the host will politely say to Li Bai, 'Li Bai eats, Li Bai eats'."
“…”
She was confused. Isn't this the homophonic pronunciation of "you idiot"? Okay - suddenly she felt that Lian Che's IQ had become higher.
In order to prevent himself from being hit by Lian Che's high IQ, Lin Bao decided to read the novel silently and never talk to Lian Che!
However, it didn't take long for that guy Lian Che to come over to him, lying on the soft couch and looking at her lovingly, and said: "Bao'er, why do I suddenly feel dry in the mouth?"
Baoer
-Emma, how come this name became so disgusting when he called it that.
Lin Bao handed him the tea cup while reading the novel.
Lian Che looked at the tea cup in his hand with a dark face, took a sip and put it back, then continued: "Bao'er, my wound is a little itchy, what should I do?"
"Call the doctor."
She couldn't take her eyes off, concentrating on the scene in the novel.
“…”
Lian Che was really angry this time. He stepped forward and snatched the novel from her hand, but he made her look dissatisfied, "What are you doing!"
"Can I fuck you?" he asked aggrievedly.
Lin Bao gritted his teeth. You must know that the person who robbed her novel is very hateful, but the person who robbed her novel and pretended to be wronged was the most hateful!
- "Lian Che, can you stop being so shameless!"
Moreover, didn't he have sex with her once before setting off this morning? Why did he want to do it again now
Unexpectedly, even Che was not annoyed after hearing this. He simply took off his clothes, lifted her up and sat on him, and said shamelessly: "Anyway, you said that I am shameless. I am so sorry for you that I am shameless." ”
“…”
Lin Bao was speechless and was about to get up, but he didn't expect to be dragged down by him. A pair of big hands neatly untied her clothes. Before she could open her mouth to resist, he sealed her with a kiss.
—Peat, why was she eaten again!
*
Afterwards, as usual, Lin Bao got dressed in frustration, sat on the edge of the bed sadly, rubbed his sore waist, and complained: "Lian Che, can't you be gentler next time?"
"Hmm - how about I try to be gentle this time?" Lian, who was still undressed, said and rushed towards her again.
Lin Bao suddenly dodged away from him and said dullly: "Lian Che, can't you put on your clothes first?"
—If someone saw it later, she and he would be so embarrassed.
Lian Che put on his clothes as he was told, but he accidentally pulled the wound and took a breath of cold air.
Lin Bao looked at him, quickly took off his clothes and looked at his wounds, carefully checking that they were not cracked, then he breathed a sigh of relief and glared at him fiercely, "Look, I've asked you to be gentler, you Don’t listen.”
Hearing this, I heard someone from Lian explain: "I am so desperate to make you comfortable. Who knew that instead of thinking about me, you would blame me instead."
“…”
She said nothing and dressed him.
-Did she say she wanted him to work so hard? no! It seems that her emperor's face has become thicker and thicker recently.
*
By the time Lian Che and his party arrived at the border, it was already half a month later.
It happened that at this time, Yan Guo, who had started the war in the first place, sent an envoy, saying that he hoped to negotiate peacefully.
Just when everyone hoped that this negotiation would succeed, Lian Che actually kicked the ambassador out of the military camp, scaring him so much that he ran back in the piss.
In this regard, Lin Bao asked curiously: "Then what did the ambassador say to you? To make you so angry."
Lian Che said with a dark face, "He told me that he hoped I wouldn't put my heart on a eunuch. He also said that he was willing to be an eunuch in exchange for peace between the two countries. I really want to kill him!"
“…”
Lin Bao, who had never heard Lian Che use foul language before, finally saw at this moment what it means to "do nothing but become a blockbuster".
-Okay, she felt a little sympathy for the ambassador. Thinking of his pale face, she must have kicked Lian Che hard, right
In fact, she wanted to give the ambassador a message - no zuo no die!
Unfortunately, the ambassador never heard those words again.
And because Lian Che kicked the ambassador, Yan Guo immediately became angry, but before they could sign a letter of challenge, Lian Che sent him a letter of challenge.
When Lin Bao asked Lian Che why he took the initiative to attack others, her emperor replied: "I want to seek justice for you!"
From this, Lin Bao also understood a truth. He must not make Lian Che angry in the future, otherwise once he uses foul language, he will never be able to take it back!
Ahem, although Lian Che's swear words are quite cute.
But at the same time, she also understood the fact that the ambassador would not live long.
While Lin Bao was waiting expectantly for the news of Lian Che's triumphant return in the military camp, the last thing he heard was that Lian Che had brought Yan Chuchu, the princess of Yan State who had been injured by him, back to the military camp.